I'm drunk and I have had sex with a lot of Thai hookers/escorts, AMA. Also I have pics of them if you want.
This was the youngest I ever had sex with. I think she was 21. Her name was palm.
>sorry this is really hard for me Im really drunk right now.
THis is the oldest I have ever been with, she is mama-san and she was 45-ish.
Here is another, this was in some random hotel I rented for the night. I think her name was Oil or somthing weird like that.
I was there for a month, I think it costed me like $1000 for 30 some girls. It was literal paradise for me.
>Thank god for auto correct because this is for real hard for me to spell out.
>This girl was living in Pattaya, originally from Uganda
I'm from the U.S., specifically from Ky. Currently living in California. I go there every year or so.
None so far but I am pretty safe about It, but I have done some stupid things like going raw and eating out a few times.
Recent thread had a webm about an Asian girl kicking a stove then a guy coming out and forcing her to give him a blowjob. Like a regular jav. Anyone know the source? http://i.4cdn.org/b/1468642753889.webm
I haven't worn a condom since 2006. No visible STD, yet. But I am prone to getting sick quickly, but I get over it in half a day. Hope it's not autoimmune defiency syndrome.
I'm hungover atm
If you are smart about the time of year you go then 700$ there and back, Thai girls are about $2000 baht each (50$ or so USD) and I was in a super nice hotel for like $110 USD for a week. And this was right next to Pattayas red light district known as Walking Street
OP here, do you get tested? I get tested every 4 months and i am clean.
No I've never been tested for anything. No visible sign no worry. The colds pass over in a few hours. Nothing to worry about
How much per girl or was 2000 for the whole month. I always thought Thailand was a meme but I like your pics OP. .
keep in mind Im using baht. 2000 baht = $50 USD. Thailand is awesome and the girls are cheap and love white guys.
Hey drunk FUCK, would you fuck her?
It's one of those: don't go to "certain place" tomorrow. Type of things. Except I'm shooting everyone with my semen kek going for that high score.
Ever see other Americans there lol how easy is it to find traps
Do you have any hotels paid for because when I got there I found cheaper hotels then online. Also bring your own condoms, Thai condoms are like 20%-30% smaller on average, just bring your own.
I prefer Angeles City, but I guess they are similar. I moved these 2 sluts into my suite and had 3somes every night for 10 weeks. The girl on the right swallowed constantly. She loved it
Cambodia is fun as well but Thailand was my favorite by far. There is plenty to do there and literal hoards of beautiful women that will have sex with you. All Thai girl will be looking at you, its an awesome feeling that I can't describe.
Yes, Angeles City, Philippines. Girls cost between US $32-64 depending which bar you are in
i like em all but i dont catch em all if ya feel me
Do they ever get mad if u take pics? Like i wanna be able to brag on my snapchat
Where do i find these hoes bro lol
you just have to talk to them about it. Or don't, if you are a funny/good guy to be around. Keep in mind Thais are very social people, if you are calm and nice around them then they love you. It helps to be white also.
Ever have sex with a Thai tom? I saw a video once where a dude had a threeway with a prostitute and her tom girlfriend, she was clearly not into straight sex but did it anyway to please her girlfriend. Was pretty hot.
When I was in Pattaya I was staying in the P.72 hotel on walking street. This was literally where all the girls are at. It's loud at night but I spent my nights drinking/partying/fucking to even notice. I slept during the day.
you ever hook up with a thai girl who wasn't a hooker?
Last time I went girls working at the hotels I stayed at flirted with me, but I am too much of a dumbass to do anything but chit chat with them
>Do they ever get mad if u take pics? Like i wanna be able to brag on my snapchat
Either ask, or just take the photo anyway
I was walking around one night in Phuket, and a guy was on a motor bike with a pic of a pot leaf on the front, he pointed at it and asked me if I wanted, I said no thanks.
If you buy it, theres a risk that whoever you bought it from will tip off the police and get a share of the bribe you'll have to pay to keep out of jail
Sorry no but I did have sex with her and she was the one that bit my neck like crazy hard.
>this one is a different girl but she was fun/shy.
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Sorry I just got back, no It wasn't ez for me to get drugs but I don't do them so meh. Thailand doesn't give a shit about there hookers but they are pretty firm on there drug policy.
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? You don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
u see any girls who look like this?
they're my favourite, but they seem to be rare
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Yeah basically, sex if viewed differently here in Thailand. It's technically illegal here but no one gives a shit including the cops because they know it brings in money to the country which improves there standard of living.(and who wants to fuck with that?)
Hello again Thai lover friend
> >>694859239 (You)
WITH OR WITHOUT THE SCOOTER STICK
They are people so you just have to ask, keep in mind that I'm a nice guy and can usually get what I want, but the Thai people are really nice so as long as you talk to them you should be fine.
Where in bankok do i go to get prosts? And is it easier to get them at night?
Eh lol their whores their not people anymore il fucking take a snapchat pic either way
The mama-san I posted eariler >>694851061, she forced anal on me and I am ashamed to say I came in like 30 secs of her doing that. She even had a smug ass look on her face when she did it to like she won at something.
When I first went there. I would spend $64 on the 2 girls and maybe the same again on drinks and feeding them in restaurants. Hotel laundry etc, So $150 a day for my first 10 weeks visit
OP here, just don't do it dude. The girls will be plenty enough. They take drugs very seriously though, weed will get you the same time as heroin so my advice would be just to avoid it.
Angeles City is pretty safe, but don't be an asshole, don't disrespect anyone, don't try to win a shitty taxi-fare argument with a guy who lives in his car and has nothing in his life except his old gun... Also, don't be staggering back to your hotel alone at night with a $10,000 sparkly wristwatch on your arm
Yes. Awesome. But after the first night, it became something different. A friendship between the 3 of us, so we had a lot of fun, and if one was quiet, the other 2 would be lively. So the girls had a good support mechanism
How much variety is there? Sometimes I want big boobs, sometimes I want a flat chest (Without a dick), sometimes old, sometimes young, sometimes fit, etc. Can I pretty much get whatever I want?
Ur whore to the left seems atleast about a buck fiddy
Rio maybe. You gotta understand though that any country that is good for both hard drugs and prostitution is probably a shithole because of drug lords. If you can get by on soft stuff go to Amsterdam.
there are bars called go go bars and beer bars
if you go to a gogo bar a girl will come and sit with you and probably ask if you want to take her home, similar thing COULD happen at a beer bar, but not as likely
im not OP but i can tell you the tip.
#1 is my buddy's girl now
#2 is one of my 3some girls. I still see her
#3 is #1's Sister. She's one of my best (no fuck) friends
#4 is my second 3some girl (the buck fiddy girl)
OP here, Fuck I know. I got lost in it so many times that night. I came so hard in it so many times that night. I kind of made here mad in the morning because I wanted to have sex with her when she was asleep.
Why do most of them look like hard-faced dudes? I was thinking about going to SEA but these are all just half-Indian Spanish nigger Asians. Gimme some real Asians like Koreans, Chinese or Japanese. Hell, even the Arab chinks in Malay top these canine bitches.
The girl I have now is beautiful
See previous. In Angeles City It's $32 - $64 per girl per night. If you are taking 2 girls, make sure you talk to them before you agree. So they know they both need to be down for some serious pussy eating
True. This was soon after I met her, and she had a real shit life back then. Now she has a nice life and the acne is gone.
OP I got a question, I like hairy snatch, were most of them shaved or hairy? or what was the breakdown, also if i want to see her hairy snatch before i take her home is that cool or would i look like a freak for asking?
Philippines is also a great place, and not just in Angeles City. They're everywhere if you know where to look. 30-60 USD, and there are places with "aquariums" where girls are displayed in a bright room and each have a number, you just have to point to which you like and pay at the counter.
No OP,I'm the Angeles City guy. Filipinas were generally shaving every day
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I get checked every 4 months and I am currently clean, I have done everything from BJ to raw with Thai girls and I don't have anything. But it's good to play safe with them (please keep that in mind).
Thanks. I'll think of 4chan next time I'm inside her
I saw the std chatter, you really should get tested man. Never go bareback man. Raw is war, and herpes is for life.
It only costs me $40 to forget a night in the US. I literally live in a town where 2/3 of the population competes in Olympic sports. I want a different, beautiful Asian women to worship my cock for 2 weeks for $2500. Feasible? And if so, who do I talk to?
Sorry dude but that still looks like a ladyboy. Filipinas can make awesome wives if they're really into you, but they don't age very well. I saw a co-worker when she was a teenager (she posted a pic on Facebook) and she was hot for a Filipina (7/10). 15 yrs later she looks like a fucking Pug (1/10). Plus they can't cook worth a shit. They try like fuck, I'll give them that but half the shit they cook (97% pork, the rest veggies, fruit and fishhead soup) I can't even stomach. Half-white/Filipinas are definitely an improvement. Some of their nigger traits are filtered out and they end up looking like Polynesians or native Hawaiians, but a full-blooded Filipina chick, I'll pass.
ah ok, she looks like my gf's friend Sweet(on the left)
OP here, yeah Thai women are incomparable to Americans, I can't explain it but I actually cant have a regular relationship with American girls anymore because Thai women are so god tier. I basically refuse to be with most American girls now because of Thais.
Only the 2nd one has an actual feminine face. The rest are the equivalent to 3/10 American women. No big whoop. Unless you can do all 4 for $50 a night. Then I'm gonna set some fucking records.
Thanks for the appreciation
There's obviously 2 girls.
One Thai, one Malaysian.
You only have one?
the second one is my girl now, she's mainly the one I've been posting
Yes I have one now. We live together.
But she has many willing friends, and we book hotel rooms for party nights and her friends come along. Her and all her friends, both swallow and suck pussy
I don't think she looks like Ron pearlman, but you can judge for yourself.
Since I met my girl we have been using condoms but my penis is very small
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Is there anywhere you can go to pay more but get the god-tier sort of hooker? The girls posted here are attractive, but I mean the real 10/10s, some place they exist or what's posted is basically what you can find?
here's after we shaved 1/4 inch off much better
Do you guys think Thai girls will like a big black cock like mine??
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