Steel Bagnolia reporting in.
>Limited field of vision
>The ability to optimize the space within any container
Master faggot here to watch your back. I can sense other faggot in miles. Other than us of course. (I'm tired so no new photo)
Sweaty Hard To Breathe Man and Skullfuckface ready for war!
That picture is interesting, that mans abilities would be well suited among the rank of the Ostfront.
Something with an apostrophe.
Also, The Unsinkable Captain Cravat, reporting for duty
Whapshanka reporting in
im the legit eyylmao-man
The Leathered Tanker reporting in for the Ostfront Guard
@soviet time watchers
kebab remover wishes to join
Behold, as I, Captain Cripple, return, now stronger than before, with sword in hand. Who dare challenge me? Expect no mercy.
new page Abominable Umpire
created by Zombierawr64 11 seconds ago
New page: The Abominable Umpire is the hero who defends the american past time no matter the cold
You are welcome among our ranks any time Cripple
>with sword in hand
Soon I will have the most powerful hero /B/ has ever seen!!! maxo the youngfag or maxo the real estate agent idk witch tho. I will post pic in later thread anons don't have right material here
You know Whapshanka. I'll never forget that first thread. Here's to you.
Amazing comrade! good to have another brother in arms. Shall I put you in our wiki?
idk I think it's the window itself, the windows in my house are pretty lackluster compared to yours and the blinds really compliment them as well as the rest of your room
the weeb wanker
magic (via wizard status)
I am flattered, but I prefer to work alone.
But give me sign when you need a hand.
The Stimulator's abilities/credentials include:
>Boosting your car/truck/utility vehicle
May we draw our hero temporarily until we can make pic? I do not have supplies to create mine in full photo right now. I will later (as in a few weeks because I won't be home) though if a wiki editor anon will contact my kik - itsalreadygonetoofar
*graduated top of my class in the US navy seals
*been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda
*have over 300 confirmed kills
fear me faggots
what if im outside, can i use anything I want?
Here you go comrade!
To edit press the edit button on the top left. If you don't want to put anything that's fine, I might write something. Also updated on The Soviet Watchers page
Straightener, it is good to know you are still well.
General Sexcapades reporting
When I made the thread yesterday I had no idea it would explode like this
Dear God, citizen! I have not dealt with an issue of this magnitude before. This may take some preparation.
heres an upgraded version
You gave the call Comrade and brave heroes emerged.
is that a padlock on the front? good god
Dan the Racist Martian here
How can I join a faction
Just swear allegiance to the one you feel calls to you. Also have it approved by a member
Good night heroes. Never forget why we are here. JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Name: El Borracho Grasa
Power: Metamorphis. When I drink Mezcal I sprout moth wings that spread a poisonous powder.
Weapons: Hatchet of Justice and the Knife of Judgement
History: Drank a bottle of Mescal with a radioactive worm in it and gained super powers.
Weakness: La Migra
>tfw I am enough heroes to start a faction just by myself
im starting the "Holy shit I want to fucking die but Im to much of a pussy to kill myself" faction. it has 3 heroes (all me) but you will never know which ones, so be careful accepting new heroes, they might actually be me acting as a double agent for myself
Name: maxo the creator
Powers: power to be cyberbullied
El Borracho who was then known as Juan Miguel Sanchez Escobar El Segundo was in line for the head position of a massive underground drug cartel in the north of the country
at the age of eight he was bitten by El Chupacabra during the height of a lightning storm
The sang real of the beast dripped onto some gardening tools and became the legendary hatchet of justice and the knife of judgement
We must straighten all of the unjust.
Hailing from the Cayman Islands
Maxo the Creator aka Captain Urea
can leap two feet at a time while dispensing justice from his two main weapons which fires aged urine and an endless stream of diarrhea
wonder weeb is back with added upgrades. My powers include
>breaking up large crowds with awkward jokes
>stealthy avoiding others
>talking people to death
>heat protection from my cool frog sunnies
You could say that the pain olympics was.. shocking..
originally born female on the planet weebo arrived on earth some time in the 1920s during the height of the great depression where he given a poncho while wandering aimlessly in the streets of harlem
as the country recovered from the financial follies of the decade, weeb was sexually affected by the sudden influx of economic decadence and grew more masculine
the changes to his/her physique only added to its powers
Call me Dr. Diarrhea
Power: Can make people have violent diarrhea
I AM GENERAL SEXCAPAES! EMBODIMENT OF LUST! FEAR ME VILLAINS!!!
Power to change villains into Bologna and take potato quality pics
Sonor - the trashcanslayer is back!!!!!
I am... The Cracker Jack-off
>Mixtape is literal fire - burns enemies and gives you likes
>Can distribute delicious snacks on a whim
>Uses Ununtrium throwing-cards to slice through most things
>Weebs get on his nerves and will hunt them relentlessly
>Has to go shopping for snacks (that shit's expensive man)
>Is straight but likes traps so not really
Bologna Man - an Italian from the city of Bologna
systemically reconstitutes his enemies into a fine quality deli meat by taking multiple cloudy images of them in quick succession
his long time arch enemy - Asperger the Asparagus from the underwater city of Atlantis is in constant pursuit to destroy Bologna Man
Join Ostfront, heroes! No jews allowed!
>tfw I remember bullying this guy on tumblr
Are you from the U.S.? I'd honestly fuck the shit out of you tbqh lad. Post throwaway email slut.
Edgemeister from the city of Dresden was horribly maimed and disfigured during the firebombing of the city in the second world war
during the rebuilding of the country in the post war years, she found her place as a grammar nazi and can be found roaming cityscapes around the world correcting passerbys with their improper phrasings and use of verbs
>Inhuman strength due to his rippling 6-flab
>Can deafen enemies with royalty free ukulele music
>Expert marksman - can shoot with bag on head
>hard to breath in a plastic bag
>Can't survive russian winter due to no shirt.
>gets boners at inappropriate times
Sonor - the trashcanslayer was born from a horrible industrial accident at a metal refinery that primarily manufactured trash cans in the city of philadelphia
during the explosion, a trash can was permanently embedded onto his skull and encased his brain in a bioradioactive energy that allows him to see through the trashcan and most metals
a phasar from the planet fiscus is in fact a double agent working with the CIA MIB division
he has taken on the form of an internet user to mask his identity to the world and spends his days without sleep trolling the world wide web for pertinent information that will assist his people during the coming invasion
Why don't you cunts head over to >>>/soc/?
Squawking jester reporting in.
My only powers are flight and a limitless amount of shit to shoot at my enemies. Also my mom can provide rides in her van
Not rly a hero
an inter dimensional being that escaped from a parallel universe where his people were persecuted is capable of teleporting into enclosed rooms surround by drywall only
although this ability gives him free access to every office space and most homes in the country, his powers can not be felt in wooden areas and cottage country
I am in search of a faction that would best suit my interests.
I am a trained warrior coming from a German background. I seek to cleanse this world of it's wrinkled and crooked foils.
Strength: Grandmaster of Clothesironringen.
Weakness: Pretty bad PTSD.
Goodnight my anons. The internet will sleep safely now that they know that captain urea is watching over us
a teenaged delivery boy was brought to new life in New Orleans when his Mardis Gras party equipment van was submerged and was wedged into an electrical transformer relay station in the city during flooding caused by Hurricane Katrina
the 12,0000 megawatts of power affixed beautiful swan feathered wings to his heels that gave him the power of flight
unfortunately for his enemies the surge of electrical power also loosened his bowels to the point of giving him the ability to create projectile diarrhea - a formidable weapon against his foes
I going to make a new faction. The KKK is getting too big for me.
All those who wish to enter the Knight of the Internet Table may do so
Trashbag Trooper the Master of Trips
Shortly after birth he was placed in a trashbag and thrown off a bridge into a trashbarge. This barge took him to 3 mile island where the profuse radiation fused his DNA with the plastic encasing him allowing him to become part trash bag.
Discovered by the government in 2007 after suffocating the mother who abandoned him he became a member of a crack squad of CIA hit men known as Group 42.
After a mission in Guatemela he learned he had a brother who was being tested on by the CIA, so after a daring rescue mission they are now both on the lam from federal officials and complete hit missions to support themselves and avoid capture.
Powers include suffocation, mild stretching, and getting trips at will
Great. Have some crackers my cracka.
Nameless hero reporting in, requesting names
>Can play guitar, music gives strength to nearby heroes and damages bad guys
>Expert on music, can literally name any song ever
>Can't fucking see with this stupid bandana
>Lost one eye fighting a mythical dragon
I like it
The Overtuned Overture I shall be!
>tfw no Wikia account
Bag Man reporting in. Paper will always reign over plastic!
Are those the same guitars just different color?
Literally same exact shape from what I can tell
As you toot your flutes and trumpets, we pay tribute to our God of Thunder.
Wait my bad
The guitar in the first pic is my strat, I think the second pic is maybe an Ibanez, either way they are both strat shaped
I know the second isn't a fender though, fences have metal plates connecting the neck and the body