I'll tell you what being Canadian DOESN'T feel like. It doesn't feel like having a giant fucking American flag plastered all over it.
It feels like being surrounded by retards with way too much confidence considering how little they know about virtually every subject and yet they're proud of that fact.
There's no trust in America. You can't say hi to strangers. Mothers can't kiss their babies without being called a pedo. Cashiers are scared of me because I'm the big bald white guy mtv told them to hate. When I was a kid this place was great. Now CNN is in my ear reminding me the world is burning all day. It's exhausting being American. Did I mention I work 70 hours a week and I'm homeless?!?! Ya
It feels like everyone else around you is an overly emotional idiot. Every once and awhile though you do end up pausing to as if maybe pic related is a possibility.
> buzzword using
cunning insults, brother.
Imagine waking up everyone morning feeling wholly rejuvenated, rolling out of bed onto my cedar deck made by my own lumber-jack hands, and stretching into that beautiful American sun as an alpha bald eagle flies overhead and calls across the green, virile land.
>Hungry all the fucking time
>Afraid of other Americans who look different from me
>afraid of other cultures and ways of thinking
>hate non-christians, gays, and muslims
>ESPECIALLY HATE THE JEWS
>overweight, but not going to do anything about it
>less than 100 IQ
>people rude as fuck everywhere for no reason
>the "English" spoken here sounds like screechings from retarded dogs
I could literally go on all night.
>It feels like being surrounded by retards with way too much confidence considering how little they know about virtually every subject and yet they're proud of that fact.
It feels like being surrounded by people who take for granted the opportunities and high standard of living they enjoy.
>>afraid of other cultures and ways of thinking
One of the most diverse nations on the planet who routinely have people visit every other continent is afraid? That's retarded. I'm Asian and here with my Indian, Irish, and Jewish housemates.
Honestly believing in America memes and being a retard go hand in hand.
Yes, we're afraid. You don't see it because you're basically living like you're on Captain Planet or some shit, but the majority of people in this country are blissfully ignorant of the world beyond our borders, and have generally negative views about them and their cultures. You'd be surprised by how many morons ask me if South Korea is still a third world country whenever I tell them I lived over there for three years.
>Does this look like a fucking third world country to you?
I'm 27 and moderate.
>hurr, liberals r bad
Kinda shit I'm talking about.
Man, I love California. I own eight guns and buy legal weed. It's really not that hard to get around the magazine limit, but everything is so good...what's the point; I'm not going to be shooting up anything.
It feels pretty normal.
Also island complex so we don't know pay too much attention to other countries. We don't like niggers and Dune coons and are slowly getting taken over by spics
I'm a moderate, and your ad hominem + post hoc fallacious post proves that you're the typical American Lemming.
Congratu-fucking-lations. Have some pie.
>You'd be surprised by how many morons ask me if South Korea is still a third world country whenever I tell them I lived over there for three years.
You'd be surprised how little many people know about things that don't interest them.
Started talking about Erdogan and the Turkish coup at work, and people are like "Who's that?" These are people with advanced engineering degrees, mind you.
When you live in the fourth largest country in the world, you might be a little less interested in the rest of the world, than if you lived in a small country.
And THAT'S what I'm talking about. Americans with their heads so far up their asses, that they don't even think about a world beyond the borders. So many people, yet so few who are truly multilingual. Access to the world at our fingertips, yet we'd rather catch up on sports scores, morally-questionable porn, and social media. A country full of brain-dead zombies who don't even try to better themselves, but have the nerve to talk shit about everyone else on the planet.
Shit. Not trying to get riled up tonight.
its like being the guy who want icecream and every one shits on you
then you want something else and everyone wants ice cream\
literally my life story urryday
also its like pic related
What does that have to do with being afraid of other cultures? I talk to any one whos nice no matter the color, i always try food from other cultures and ask people about stuff about where they live all the time online. Yet i, just like the guy you talked to, thought korea was a faggy shithole. How am I afraid of other cultures because i know fuck all about korea?
>stop doing what I don't like
They're free to do whatever they want!
I've been to Africa, Asia and Europe, and can speak a little of a half dozen languages, so don't generalize so much. Shit my mom's just a little old lady and she's been to eastern europe, and knew a fair bit of Latin.
Ha, that is the most backwards, mindnumbing, moronic, ignorant concept i have read today. Its such a weak excuse for not being a proper genius and being able to know about many topics or concepts at once, while being informed about current events, history, etc... Typical competitive asshole that makes himself sound like a complete retard. Did anon trigger you by saying morons ask him if south korea is still a 3rd worlder, etc...
Go fuck off. The world has better things to do.
Chris rock did a bit on what he considers are the ignoramus people like youself with that weak excuse of not wanting to know. Look it up you swine.
God can you be any more autistic. You bitch that people don't know about a country smaller than their home state, people show interest in the country, and you get pissed off at them. You're the problem you spastic retard. Stay away from Korea you goddamn weeaboo
Last millennium it felt fucking great.
For the past 16 years its been very depressing, watching my government dismantle our constitution, corruption and greed running rampant in both our government and our private economy while our people abandon our principles and values in the name of fear, paranoia, and petty comforts.
I suppose the best way to put it is, I feel like the more intelligent Romans must have felt as their empire was falling. I still take pride in my country and its principles; but I see them decaying away and I worry for the future.
>>hurr, liberals r bad
>Kinda shit I'm talking about.
I didn't even say that retard, try using comprehension. I was hoping you were just an underage faggot who thinks he's more enlightened than everyone and would tone it down. Apparently you're just an old autist who's proud he reads wikipedia. So fucking cringy.
>country full of brain-dead zombies
That's weird, I moved to mericA for the superior academic institutions. Are you that poly 'science' major who constantly rants on FB about how euphoric he is?
>superior academic institutions
Yet the average American's ignorant as fuck.
A little strange when I think about it, honestly. Someone a thousand miles away from an entirely different region, culture, and history still shares a common background with myself as Americans. Like, the entire country is the size of Europe. It's super big. Yet no matter where I am, it just feels... American.
It's hard to explain, but I think it's cool that I share a culture on some level with people on the complete other side of the continent.
Out of that 300m+ those who do go are STILL ignorant as fuck about practically any subject you try talking to them about, even whatever they pretended to study for 4-6 years.
The average person is ignorant as fuck.
Euros are equally ignorant. You recognize our delusions; but can you recognize your own?
>what does being American feel like?
It feels like being a normal person, in a first-world country, with minor daily issues like it being TOO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE.
Until I go online to shoot the shit on 4chan where everyone is more or less like me, and a third of the posters are international fags, but you'd never know except for the many that have a hate-boner for Americans.
If you're reading this, don't kid yourself, you might be better than the feminists and the niggers of the world, but none here are exactly pillars of the community
I'm American, so...yes.
I don't fucking know.
Because I don't keep up with sports like the rest of you Lemmings. But of course, very little more matters to you than sports, right?
It's a mixed bag. Nice stuff over here, but I don't like how the government is being so submissive to one side, like they're afraid of people screaming about "muh soginy" or "dayts racism"
You're asking things that people could easily search for, and saying it's tantamount to being American.
It's a huge country and it depends what part of it you live in.
You know, I think if we can control Texas you should be able to control the UK. But you can't do it, can you Brussels sissyboy? "Brussels", haha, more like Munich and we all know it. Call yourself Germany and get it over with.
America did it to itself by seperating and dividing its people at any chance possible, for whatever reason under whatever bullshit agenda. Now most of the americans are distracted dumbfucks, debating on social issues that could have been avoided long ago had there been a mutual and equal psychology to their social infrastructure. All the while the rights that once were are slowly getting shaved off. Yoid figure america would have learned better after seperating from tyranny and having conceived the machine that is america, instead those running the country became just as tyranic. Brit should jusy say fuck the world and claim full eliteness by bringing in the future and gifting its people a new way of life by introducing free energy; marking a new era in humanity that will forever go sown in history of everything.
Cause lots Germans moved there. That feel when Germans give entirely more of a shit about cowboys than actual Americans do. They're still there and their aryan daughters are hot as hell.
Cool, because it takes a fairly significant effort to find even trivial shit to have to worry about, and the inland waters are very clean.
Shit countries, can't believe you're proud of that.
You still fucked them. Might as well be fucking dogs, Anon.
I dont see the connection with dogs and humans being similar for sex... But i guess shudnt expect much from you, the most exotic u get is probably ur cousin.. Sounds like ur jealous
>Fucks women from literal third-world shitholes
>Thinks anyone's 'jealous.'
Let me know when you fuck Korean, Japanese, Venezuelan, or even French chicks
>I'll tell you what being Canadian DOESN'T feel like. It doesn't feel like having a giant fucking American flag plastered all over it.
What's that? I hear a distant noise of butthurt from our Northern Corporate Appendage!
the south is literally the most embarrassing aspect of this country. personally, i think that we should build a wall starting from Virginia and make the south the Scotland of America
You want to know what being American feels like? Alright... I'll tell you.
Being american is one of the best and worst things on earth. We are one of the most free, yet restricted contries in the world. We are built from bloodshed and war, yet we act like we want peace, our corrupt leaders and school systems keep the lower class down without a care, but still we are content to elect those who would continue to do so...
Being American feels like being autistic and proud.
Disgusting, and this is coming from an American black.
>Inland waters are very clean
Actually yeah, I'm a little proud of the EPA. I know personally that they're on the take in some refinery towns like Texas City for example. But unless you're doing something truly critical they'll come down on you like a stack full of fake granite countertops smashing a small child to death at Home Depot. Superfund shit is baller as hell, they actually cleaned out this old train yard that had been there and full of toxic shit for 100 years in 1 year and now there's a stadium there. It's actually safe too, they remediated the shit out of those toxins.
Feels like I have the illusion of choosing the direction of my nation.
Being American is having Your best friend be of Mexican decent (he was born in the USA) saying white people cause all the problems in the world. Then telling him people whites get blamed for the problems because they are the only ones doing anything worth mentioning in the world, argue for another 5 minutes, then go on to talk about how bad the new Ghostbusters look.
Kill yourself, you fat obese libcuck. America is the greatest nation in the world, you inbred worthless faggot. Fucking die.
Anon is long gone. That type bails the second anybody disagrees with them.
I *hope* people in other countries spend most of their time thinking about their own country, not obsessing over the United Stated.
I don't hate being American I just hate being generalized. I feel like I can't be apart of the rest of the world without being hated cause I'm american. I just want to live my life and explore and be apart of the human race but I'm generlized. I didn't ask to be born here.
that is clearly photoshop'ped
Never lived in any other country. I've traveled all over the states though. I've stayed in Atlantas worst neighborhood and I've stayed in an sf penthouse. There is tons of diversity, for better or worse. About half the population has a romantic notion of the individual. That life outcomes are merit based. The other half is more concerned with the effect of the environment on life outcomes. People in the states work hard and seem pretty open. I've traveled to Norway, England, Fiji, Mexico, Canada, and Russia. From what I've seen in those places, there is a consistency to people. The way your culture is shaped by eat, sleep, and procreate makes nationalism seem like splitting hairs. Overall, good. The economic opportunities make up for the statistical downsides, namely non socialized education and healthcare, as well as the prison system.