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She flirts with you. What do?

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She flirts with you.

What do?
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Ask her to crush my head so I can die
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>>694805536
Lick her butthole for an hour
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Start to think about becoming her bitch
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>>694805536
that is some weird muscle tone
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>>694805536
what if during child birth she did that as the baby was being pulled out
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>>694805711

How would you serve her?
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That's how I want to die
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>>694805856
Strength is never a weakness
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Death by snoo snoo
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>>694806408
he never said it was, he's just making the valid point that her muscle tone looks retarded
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>>694805536
I would say in a VERY loud, serious and formal tone: "NO. I DO NOT KNOW YOU. GET AWAY FROM ME." If she approached, I'd likely draw my concealed carry p226 in .40, and point it at her torso - with the warning "IF YOU COME CLOSER I WILL SHOOT". If she comes closer, fire a triple-tap, and call 911.
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>>694805536
Move on to this chick.
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Retardation however is.
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>>694805536
she's likely a lesbian homosexual. don't worry m8s, she won't be hitting on any of you. ever.
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>>694806530
Because she trains for strength and not looks, you weak faggot. You see many bikini body building competitors with tris or quads that big, or popping watermelons?
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>>694805536
Look at her fucking forearms compared to her thighs
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i'd do it.. fuck i'd let her move some furniture and appliances and shit around for me too.
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>>694805711
She won't want anything you have to offer, pal.
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>>694807063
thats not functional faggot

Im fucking ripped bro, Ive tracked your IP and if I ever see you in real life, Ill pop your head like that you little bitch
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>>694805536
dude she's so hot and healthy. i'd be so into it lol. i could even be the little spoon
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>>694805536
beat her over the head with my club and drag her back to my cave?

i'm an orc btw
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I know 2 things for certain. Both the woman in OP's pic, and I can kick all of your asses.

why are you all so weak and fat? don't any of you go to the gym to gain muscle mass?
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I would let her fuck my asshole with her most likely massive cock sized clit
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>>694807764
gb2/fit double nigger newfag scum

we've enough actual fags here, no need for closet fags like you scrutinizing other mens bodies so you can give "fitness tips" gtfo
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>>694805536
I kind of would like to be choked out by a girl with legs like that.
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>>694805657
I approve of what you said and I find it humorous.
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>>694806477
Kek
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>>694805536
Sauce??
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honestly run I dont think she would take no for an answer
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>>694805536
>implying that's an impressive show of force
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Well, honestly speaking, I'd probably be a nervous wreck, but if I could manage to not embarrass myself, I'd flirt back and see what happens.
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>>694807375
Perhaps not functional, but strong af, probably a +1200lb total, based on proportions and looking at her from one angle.

As for you, you cheesedick scrublord, I pray to Coan that you find me someday. But you won't.
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>>694805536
What the fuck is wrong with her arms?
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>694809165
Strempf, bruh
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>>694805536
ask her if she wants to lift with me

if wrong gym, tell her to sign up for my gym, have a conversation see where it goes

would totally fuck the shit out of her

i bet shes more fun than newfags like op
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>>694805536
Fight her, take her melon, eat melon
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>>694805536
Regret being married, continue to flirt with her knowing it won't go anywhere.
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>>694809171
>guaranteed replies
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>>694809171
ORLY? I'd turn 900 degrees and moonwalk away. Like a bause.
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>>694809442
No u
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>>694805536
death by snu snu
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>>694809237
Obviously she doesn't know what flexors or are
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>>694805536
I'd put my cock between her thighs and blow a load like a firehose.
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>>694809556
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Genius.
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>>694809237
shiiiiiiiiiiit I'm llike Sampson. The strenf is in muh hurr.
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>>694809876
Fuck off, Nigger.
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>>694805536
*teleports behind her*
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>>694809597
Need hooge tris for bench, not flexors, though it helps. I'm pretty sure she knows what she needs for her sport better than you, sport.
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>>694808998
>+1200lb total

Honestly DYEL?
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>Kill her.
>Fuck her corpse.
> Cut up body parts.
> Place them around the country. Post cords on 4chan for /b/tards to find.
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>>694807375
She just popped a watermelon , i`would say that is a function.
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>>694810244
she's cute af
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>>694810463
lmao face looks like it's been shooped
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>>694810244
please sauce

dat ass
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>>694810463
Yeah, I carry a 1600lb total. I've lifted a weight or two in my time. Fun stuff, wish I didn't have a career, I'd love to take a run at 2000. Unlucky genes.
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>>694809442
Well, I'd turn 13300 degrees and die. Beat that.
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>>694810790
Any afternoon at any CF box.
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>>694805536
Prepare my anus for a severe clitoral pounding.
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Suck on her clit & hope it doesnt ejaculate in my mouth or that wud be a feminine penis
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take her to the farmers market
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>>694810980
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>>694805865
I could watch that. Like literally just stare in awe. The weak should fear the strong.
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>>694811119
>feminine penis
:3
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>>694805536
I wasn't using my skull anyway.
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>>694805536
Run legs, earn mutual respect, maybe find training partner with benefits.
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>>694811067
what is cf?
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so far I don't like most of the people ITT.

thread rating so far? 2/10 :/
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>>694805709
The only answer
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>>694805536
ask her to sit on my face because shes pretty hot and if her vagina isnt weirdly muscular, it'd be 100% worth it
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>>694812168
Your life rating: -1/10
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>>694812168
Sorry ma'am, please don't be cross with me.
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>>694805536
Would do sex with her.
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>>694805536
fuck it. dat cunt got duh kung-fu grip. won't let go till she preggo.
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>>694812029
>what is cf?
crossfit
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>>694805536
What do?
Whatever the fuck she tells me to
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>>694812029
it's called getting in shape and not being FAT, you American SWINE.

I'm off to cf right now. time for more cardio and muscle mass.
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i would ask her to wife me
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>>694813351
sure you are
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>>694806657
this is suspicious
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>>694810244
Not really her fault, all she did was fumble a lift, kind of a bad layout for the gym to have. They should have something to stop rolling bars before the window.
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>>694813192
This guy gets it.
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>>694813433
that's shooped. you can't slide up a grade, on ice.

stupid.
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fuck and let her fuck
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>>694813351
>Tells American SWINE not to be fat
Says she is leaving to go do American invented fitness fad
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>>694813575
She didn't just fumble a lift, she was lifting beyond her capacity. Being an idiot should be either painful or costly. Hopefully lessons will be learned and remembered. That said, I do agree about the gym's layout being poorly planned.
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That was a perfectly good watermelon
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>>694805536
Crotch wrestle her and the first one to give up gets fucked in the asshole
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>>694814087
why are you gay homosexuals always so jealous? and so sensitive? you THRIVE on drama.
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>>694814163
underrated post
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Look away Kunta kinte
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Flirt back
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>>694814103
This right here.

You don't do block lifts to fuck them up this bad. This was a failed Instagram lift, unfortunately the hallmark of crossfit.
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>>694814163
im here for you
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>>694810790
>>694810244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir2xTdrv96Y

Anyone have sauce of the front view without this cancerous video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgGy7O-1H4s
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>>694814270
>drama
More like pointing out piss poor troll attempt.
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>>694814568

Hold me.
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Make her fight a kangaroo and see who should fear who
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>>694805657
kek
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>>694807063
Look i wanna see her pass a drug test
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