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I need to make $400 within the next 24 hours, /b/. Any suggestions

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I need to make $400 within the next 24 hours, /b/. Any suggestions other than sucking dick?
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>>694795641
Fucking dick?
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I'll give you $499 if you kill yourself sweety
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Sell some of your possessions I'm talking sofas guitars, car, etc.
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>>694795641
Get to Turkey, loot shit.
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>>694795641
sucking femine cock
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>>694795641
Take dick in the ass
Give handjobs
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Take it in the ass? Hand jobs but that will be a lot of hand jobs. I think you could take 10 or less loads in the ass and be done
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>>694795641
Jerking dick?
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>>694795993
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>>694796126
Don't really have any of those.

>>694796150
They all have AIDS here.

>>694796151
Considering.

>>694796185
>>694796201
These seem to be the same.
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>>694795641
>>go to casino
>>bet 400 on black
>>400 profit
>>always bet on black
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>>694795641
Bet on sports.
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>>694796301
Casinos are illegal in this state, but lottery tickets and such aren't. They're all closed now, the places to buy them.

>>694796391
I hate sports and have no networks.
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>>694796530
online gambling sites
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>>694795641
Commit a robbery. 3-5am is your window for least confrontation. Ignore EVERYTHING that isn't jewelry. Jewelry has a 100% chance of granting you cash at a pawn shop, no questions asked. Wear gloves, wrap shoes in duct tape. If someone wakes up, leave immediately. Remember, Americans can own guns, they can kill you. Wear sunglasses as well. You would be surprised how fucking bright a flashlight in your face can be.

The rest I leave to you to learn.

My source is Wikipedia BTW so... Yeah
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>>694796665
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Get a knife or a gun and steal some place
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>>694796665
>>694796666
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>>694796669
If dubs, OPs gonna do this.
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if there was an easy and quick method for making $400 in 24 hours, /b/ would have lost 75% of its traffic cause everybody would be busy making money
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ask your caretakers
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>>694796669
A good plan, but I live in a metro-area, *within* a city. The neighborhoods around are 'hoods/ghettos, except to the north. Up there, it's all Asians and chollos.
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>>694797076
Borrow it.
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>>694797319
Borrow what?
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>>694795641
Are you female?
Under 24 and fit?
I'm a richfag. On willing to give 400 into your PayPal for a private show.
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>>694795641
Sucking ass
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>>694797392
yes
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>>694797392
The money nimrod
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>>694797465
I'm a guy.

>>694797563
From whom? Already in massive debt.
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>>694797737
Then you've earned yourself the job of dick sucking. Get to it or accept whatever it is your fate.
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>>694797737
Looks like suckibg dick is the answer. Start a craigslist add
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Sell drugs or just rob someone
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>>694797076
you realise living in the ghetto just means you gotta target someone who's ALREADY lifted jewelry or the local pimps girl who has her keep his bail in jewelry
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>>694797737
Post a picture of your mouth. I'll tell you how much you should charge
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Yeah sounds like you're gonna have to start selling your mouth to get what you need.
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Be a professional athlete.
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>Be me
>Be 28 year old male with body/face of a 16 year old
>Be out of work and in need of money
>Setup a profile on a local adults site advertising my young looking body
>Price is 200 for an hour
>In 24 hours, my mailbox has 20+ emails from mostly females asking if I would wear their sons school uniform, do a teacher/student fantasy etc
>I go for someone close who wants me to wear a uniform
>Easiest 200 I've made
>Fast forward 4 months
>My price is now £300 for an hour and women pay me to suck my dick and have me fuck them
>I have 7 regulars
>Mfw more women than men contact me for this shit
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>>694797737
Selling you ass seems the only plausible answer, that or sucking dick since you are already good at that.
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>>694799150
How many times have you been fucked up the ass
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>>694799150
link to your advertisement or it didnt happen
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>>694799456
this
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>>694799453
A few, I'm openly bi so I don't really mind it that much anyway, but I have always had a stronger preference towards females.

>>694799456
I do not use websites anymore due to the sheer amount of traffic I would get. It's now easier to rely on these 7 regulars and any word of mouth customers they send my way.

It's also worth noting a lot of these women are probably pedos. Some of the shit they say/ask about is really... creepy sometimes.
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>>694799770
>Some of the shit they say/ask about is really... creepy sometimes.

Well go on, some examples?
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>>694799013
>professional
>athlete
I'm not that much of a nigger. Not OP by the way.
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Take dick up your ass
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>>694795993
/thread
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>>694799150
show the link you fucking hippie
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>>694795641
If you're hot you can suck my cock every day for a month and I'll give you $400. That's he best I can offer.
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>>694799770
>a lot of these women are probably pedos
You mean to tell me, Pedo women exist?
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>>694795641
Go here op. >>>/pol/81185080
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>>694799865
I've had women ask me to fuck them in their sons bed, wear their uniforms/clothes. Women who call out their sons/close relatives names out during sex.

I had one woman who was into bondage. She tied me up and kept commenting on my "underage cock" as she sucked/jerked it.

The one day I can die happy is when a mum wants a threesome with her daughter... I can only pray.
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If you give me $200 dollars via bitcoin I can double your money in one hour! PM me for details.
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>>694800382
Sounds legit
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>>694800352
>The one day I can die happy is when a mum wants a threesome with her daughter... I can only pray.

If any of what you said is true, I hope, for poetic justice, you get that. I'd have to wonder what that'd be like though. Hard enough imagining a standard threesome.
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>Any suggestions other than sucking dick?

Sucking dick is nasty. Eat hot black anus for quarters instead.

You can thank me later, hurry up and chow down.
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>>694796951
It's called a job, anon.
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>>694800382
wave2: Doubling money for free! 100k max! Legit!!! ~~~
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>>694800352
Why not team up with a young looking hooker? You could play out.

Also, is all that shit really creepy to you? I mean, you are on /b/, most would be numb or turned up by all that.

>>694800278
Man, fuck the FBI playground.
>Still lost my shit to that thread
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>>694800607
400 / 24 = 16.6

16.6 an hour would be just fucking great.
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>>694800352
post website
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>>694800527
With the regulars I have now, it's not as bad. Through process of elimination I would keep the numbers of clients who were clean, friendly and not total fruit cakes. The people who would just contact me from online were the ones who'd probably have me fuck their kids while they watched.

>>694800658
I think there is a difference between "lol cp" online and actually having someone ask you to do something that is almost considered "dark". I can promise you, with some of these people if you just keep on talking, you'd probably eventually get onto the topic of fucking children with them.
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>>694801028
Read thread.
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Obviously you are not going to make the 400 you need without sucking cock or taking it in the ass
>Kill self now or the mob will do it
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>>694801130
post website Not you link just the site you used, we want TO KNOW
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>>694801317
Viva street at first, adultwork afterwards.
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>>694801238
Make sure to leave a not that reads "ha ha" for good measure
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>>694800767
Are you underage or plain stupid?

400/8=50 per hour
400/10=10 per hour

Given those numbers you should have a bussiness that yields that much money because there is little to none a single chance of anyone getting a job that pays that much in under 24 hours.

>Bet your ass on a Casino OP if it´s a 'Life or Death' issue
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>>694801031
Ok... where exactly did you said you could meet those people?
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>>694801708
There are more jobs out there than you think that pay stupidly high amounts.
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>>694801458
>>694801858
Took some prying but i got it out of him!
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>>694795641
HABBENING >>>/pol/81185080
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>>694801708
>plain stupid?

That one. I still haven't had my coffee yet.
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>>694801858
Never to my house, I did not want the totally weird ones to know where I lived. It was either their house or I would rent a room at a local travel hotel.
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>>694801918
>>694802048
IMPORTANT LESSONS
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>>694799150
>My price is now £300 for an hour and women pay me to suck my dick and have me fuck them

I don't know why but I immediately thought you were being payed to suck your own dick.
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>>694802369
Yeah. I read it after I posted it and I thought that sounded really wrong!
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How come whoring yourself and drugs are the most profitable bussiness people get themselves on despite there being a huge fucking market?
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>>694802497
>huge fucking market?
There is a huge market for fucking, anon!
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>>694802497
Because it's easy. Whoring yourself out is really one of the easiest ways to make cash. It's instant, it's tax free and it feels good.

I can put my prices to £300 and work 2-3 nights a week. That's enough to pay what I need to pay and have enough left over.

If I really wanted, I could work everyday and multiple times a day. But unfortunately more work means emptier balls and the clients sure do love a good cumsplosion.
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>>694802503
I know I'm full of Shit! I just enjoy getting people to believe me
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>>694802969
Pretty much this.
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>>694795641
has anyone got other gif's/webms like this?
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>>694795641
Why do you need $400 in the next 24 hours?
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owe the mafia or a street gang or something?
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Give handjobs?
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Hand givejobs?
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roulette $12.80 on 8 black even.
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>>694795641
If you're not willing to suck dick then you don't need it that bad
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