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I'm from the future, from the year 2089, ask me anything.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm from the future, from the year 2089, ask me anything.
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>>694757865

Do you still jack off to traps?
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>>694757865
How do we stop public shootings?
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>>694757964
That is ALL I masturbate to.
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>>694757865
have you seen finding dory? did you like it?
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>>694757964
>>694757964
you mean women ? in 2089 transwomen are all considered women and transphobia is inexistent.
>>694758100
Gun control
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>>694757865
has faggotry been cured yet?
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>>694758405
no i haven't seen it
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>>694757865
We can clearly observe that OP is still a faggot
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>>694758475
No but we cured racism and bigotry.
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>>694758444
Do terrorists use trucks or do eventually just plant c4 and biowaste to bikes?
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>>694757865
How uppity are the niggers? Corollary: how cucked are the whites?
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>>694758444
LOL. They took guns away from people and public shootings stopped? OP's fallacy has been proven, unless other acts replaced shootings...like bombings and truck impacts... too soon, faggot?
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Is Islam dead????
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>>694758633
So the liberal eugenics program was finally started?

Did I help?
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>>694757865
Are you here physically? If yes, how? If no, how?
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What happened to ISIS?
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which stock performs best in the second half of 2016
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>>694758444
Checked
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>>694757865
What's the status of self-aware deterministic asymmetric hypothetical-abstraction-capable artificial sentience?
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>>694758694
No they still mainly use bombs. in 2037 they successfully stole a nuke and almost destroyed Paris.
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>>694758727
>unless other acts replaced shootings...like bombings and truck impacts... too soon, faggot?
That's literally what is and has already happened you retard. What are you asking too soon for?
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>>694758762
No but islamic terrorism stopped around 2064
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>>694758727
It's never to soon
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>>694758960
It worked for three seconds and then it downloaded malware and died. After that the program shut down. AI insurance is still a discussion.
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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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>>694757865
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Are full automatic assault trucks illegal yet?
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>>694759154
Why would malware affect a non-ELF binary that would inherently require the use of ASLR as a component of re-originating it's sub-functions which will undoubtedly be altered as historical data accumulates and is analyzed?
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>>694757865
Does Germany now deny the Holocaust?

Do Asians ever convince western liberals to stop damning their symbols of luck?
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>>694758727
They didn't took guns they made more complicated to buy one. So criminals could only buy them illegally
>>694758845
No i'm still in 2089 i i use an experimental program to communicate with you.
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>>694759472
Lol
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Has the cure to homosexuality become socially accepted yet?

No, I'm not baiting, I literally speak from experience.
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>>694759320
>implying malware doesn't evolve
Haha. Oh you barbarians you. Avast! actually becomes the new ISIS/Microsoft.
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>>694759649
Homosexuality is accepted and considered normal now.
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>>694757865
Did the US get rid of niggers and Muslims ?
If so how?
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>>694759247
Do you know what b8 is?
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What happened to world of warcraft?
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>>694757865

will we all have to learn to speak Chinese ?
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>>694759855

Virual reality world where many choose to spend their years while almost their whole bodies is frozen to avoid death.
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>>694759826
yeah i do and this is totally bait. no way can a person time travel, that's like movie shit man
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>>694757865
Will this be the average body of a woman?
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>>694759818
People tried but failed. Because of that world war 3 started in 2017 and ended in 2022. lots of people died especially americans. right now muslims are still in america but they're more like christians now
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TFW Time traves is possible but it never occurred because by the time humanity discovers it it will wipe itself out.
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>>694760207
Not average but not uncommon either. men preference changed so we like bigger and taller women today
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>>694760230
Time/date
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How did the Second American Civil War go?
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>>694757865
Tell us an upcoming event in the next few days
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>>694760729
Ye
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>>694760729
this
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>>694760531
started 2 june 2017 and ended 23 december 2022
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>>694760888
In that case did sweden get destroyed
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>>694760729
The queen will die very soon. She won't live past september.
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>>694760542
The Asians, whites, and Hispanics destroyed the ghettos in a month.

>>694760395
I assure you it's no laughing matter. They destroyed all nations without copyright laws. It wasn't until they sunk Taiwan that China got involved. And by then they had enough IT workers in India to get national support.

It was a goddamn bloodbath. It made the Holocaust and Stalindgrad look like a skirmish.
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>>694760729
Public shooting
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>>694761154
Ok that's fair but can't you literally type into Google events from July 16 2016?
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>implying that France actually helped to win WWII
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Is Communism still prevalent anywhere in the world?
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>>694761396
I said nothing because nothing notable will happens at that time.
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>>694761396
Google? The hardware company? We use AskJeeves3.0 and Avast! for most things. It is all outlined in WW3 armistice.
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>>694761584
Isn't it true that contributing even as little as 1% of the total effort still counts as helping?
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>>694761149
No they will be neutral in the war.
>>694761635
No but capitalism is dying.
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Postan screenshot of ur timetravler :^)
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>>694757865
Is One Piece still ongoing?
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Are you from the year 2089?
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Did white race survived?
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>>694757865
Population of Tel Aviv?
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>>694762036
>>694762063
Yes
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>>694757865
is there a 3rd season of date a live?
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>>694762000
why is capitalism dying?
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>>694762140
is 2089 the future?
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>>694761635
I'm from 2094. Everyone is still pretty much a capitalist/socialist blend. There are still communist rebels who support Stalin and Putinism but they mostly repair infrastructure and hand out brochures.

Putin stated he hated Putinism before he died.
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>>694758965
Fuck man these guys really hate France
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>>694762222
>unironically building something you hate to get across some vague, binary philosophical idea.

How Russian.
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>>694761929
Just as much as owning 1% of a company. Absolutely nothing.

But they served as a perfect bait.
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>>694762272
Everyone hates France. At least, everyone hates the douchey urban centers.
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>>694762222
>>694762000
Are you two using the same experimental technology?
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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
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What do humans look like? Are they any different from how they look now?
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>>694757865

What does Europe look like in the year 2089?
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>>694762582
>Implying that humans still exist
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>>694762164
Answer me
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>>694762663
Much more like a Nuclear Wasteland
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>>694761929
>>694762437
France helped a lot near the end of the war. Paris was liberated by frenchmen There is a reason france was awarded some parts of Berlin at the end of the war.
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>>694762492
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>>694757865
whats about physics, are we on the right way and worked the idea of the fusion reactor ITAR.

also want to ask if there is still a war between capitalism and communism. Do u even have money in the future? if not why not ?
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>>694762164
I don't watch anime sorry
>>694762204
Unenployment is at an all time high and people just don't trust the system aymore
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>>694758444

Cuck.
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>>694763097
NIGGER I NEED TO KNOW
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is op still a faggot ?
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>>694762458
OP is. He also dies of cancer from the early systems. I'm just messing around on an app. Most people use it to find retro memes and weird porn. I shouldn't be talking honestly, it's a huge violation. I had to add thirteen smart proxies so the Global Coalition of Peacemakers don't find me and torture my balls.

You faggots should enjoy the UN while it lasts.
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>>694762492
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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|Bombs Inc. ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
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>>694757865
Why are the Tennessee Titans the best dynasty team in the NFL?
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>>694763225
It exists, but the ending is pure shit. Kill yourself before watching it.
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>>694762663
Not a lot changed. Cyprus is fully turkish now and Scotland, Catalonia and Greenland are independent but other than that it's the same.
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>>694757865
When are we attacking the protoss?
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>>694757865

What do you know about Norway in your time?
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>>694763438
Catalonia, always Spaniard
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>>694763296
2089 here. seems like you actually come from an alternate universe.
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>>694757865
Gaijin balanced War Thunder?
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>>694763352
They actually die in the ghetto wars unfortunately. The state's national guard is renamed to the Titans in their honor.

Cleveland Browns actually dominates in the second half of the century, even against the Jap team trained from childhood. It was an even bigger let down than the Cleveland v. China games. The rules were rewritten so team size is based on overall weight, not number of players. The black athletes destroyed those poor bastards; swarm tactics don't work in football.

Also football only refers to the US football as you guys now understand it.
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>>694757865
OP here i'll tell you the countries that will fight in WW3:
Team A
France,UK, USA, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Israel
Team B
Russia, China, Syria, Irak, Pakistan
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>>694763656
Possibly. I didn't pay attention to physics or read the app warning to be honest. Does Jennifer Aniston get that abortion in your timeline?
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>>694763296
what happens to the UN?
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>>694764488
what starts WW3
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>>694764488
Who won?
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>>694764606
*is
>fuck
Also, OP, who da fuq becomes next pres
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When are aliens disclosed and in what capacity
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>>694760105

i'd love to hear more on how this works.. please elaborate!!1
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>>694757865
Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.
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>>694765193
Kek
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>>694764820
answer dis
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>>694764606
What I meant is, how is technology toward prosthetic limb and whatnot? I've heard things about people recently doing shitty biohacks that don't actually do anything important, but has the technology actually progressed?
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>>694762582
They're not as fat. You guys are literally the fattest in human history. There's eugenic programs to keep West Indians, whites, and redheads around. Intentional race interbreeding is also used to help us recolonize sections of India/China/France/Tennessee. We just don't talk about what happened to Brazil.

In a few years the conservative obese bloggers ('SJWs' in your day) are forcefully sent to dietary camp to get therapy and exercise. The Moderate Islamic Women's Group and our liberal military did very well in that.
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>>694764790
Hillary(who's gonna be elected btw) will send the army in Syria to deal with Assad, Russia and other muslims countries won't like that and it will escalate from that point.
>>694764805
Nobody. A lot of people will die so they will finally reach an agreement in 2022
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>>694764820
Clinton
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>>694757865
Should I buy ps4 upgrade?
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>>694764709
China, the US, and Russia finally get along. They come up with a bunch of normie ethic rules and shit that everyone has to follow.
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>>694765697
Why Russia is so right and cool?
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>>694765493
Fuck yeah the future doesn't seem so bad
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>>694765134
Clinton reveals that a UFO did fly by but they ignored us. Germans were working on aerydromes at Area 51. Many of the ocean moons in the Sol System have tiny fish-things and single-celled organisms. Honestly I should have paid more attention in history
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Did jimmie åkeson ever get to ve swedish leader plz tell me b4 i fucking kms
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>>694765493
What Happened to Latin America??
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>>694757865
How big is my empire?
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>>694757865
When do we get more fappening?

Can you make it happen today?
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What about music hits?
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>>694765134
2089 here. Aliens will reveal themselves in 2022 because of ww3. We will have access to a lot of of technologies because of that and we will explore our solar system. we will make great discoveries (like for exemple Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus are rock planet and not gas planets. the years 2022-2038 will be the best for humanity.
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What's the biggest tech device in your time? There are still iPhones?
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>>694763522
Actually it's the highest ranking place of Muslims in the world aside from the US. China, France, and Russia outlawed Islam and forced public reeducation programs. The US had a big vote on it and decided it would be unconstitutional for them to join their allies. The US did allow educated refugees in who passed basic personality tests in. All dissident Muslim groups were converted to philosophy or destroyed.

Denmark is a popular tourist spot. Only whites are allowed to live there year-round.
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>>694758247
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>694757865
the lottomax is 50 million tonight, what are the winning numbers?
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>>694757865
rl
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>>694766878
When we reach the age of 13 we get some implants in our right hand. This implants allow us to do everything Internet, buy things, call people etc.
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>>694757865
ok, just found out there must still be faggots in 2028 because you are here.
how bad is it?
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>>694761271
What happens to Spain in WWIII?
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>>694767047
2089 here. Are you the one from 2094 ? because then it means you are indeed from an alternate universe.
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Is my country safe? I'm from Argentina..
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>>694766288
They stabilized. Once the War on Drugs ended a lot of funding went into building schools and infrastructures. Tax incentives were given to Western countries building there. Lockheed&Martins SL21 "Ghetto Busters" were shipped from Tennessee and given additional flamethrower attachments. Opiates exist only in laboratories now.

Still some really shit areas though, but that will always be true. A lot of oligarchies rule but that's par for the course at this point in global events.

Brazil was blocked off when a form of AIDs cancer was discovered that could move from host to host through skin contact.
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do cryptocurrencies still exist in future
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>>694766550
In the future all celebrities also do softcore. Game of Thrones was the original softcore drama that popularized it while tiny drones cemented it. Everyone has seen every celebrity naked and fucking. It's pretty boring honestly.
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Is weed legal now? What is the new drug? What about Apple, Samsung, Ford, McDonalds. Does George R.R. Martin finished A Song of Ice and Fire?
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>>694757865
Is Germany destroyed already or are they still economically strong
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>>694767545
Did Jennifer Aniston get that abortion in your timeline or did she get married? The abortion was all over the news my mom said.
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EVERYBODY LETS CHANGE THE FUTURE NOW. LETS MAKE OP KILL HIMSELF AND WATCH THIS THREADS PIXELS DIE OUT. BECAUSE IF HE DIES, THEN THIS THREAD WILL NEVER EXIST NECAUSE WE ARENT IN THAT TIMELINE YET. LETS DO IT!!!!KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
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>>694757865

How does your time machine move through light-years of space?
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>>694767552
Lol your country has been doomed look at Messi lmao
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>>694768361
I don't kno this actress a lot so i'm not sure but no she didn't get one .
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>claming future
>goes to 4chan kek
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>>694767530
Eh...something about growing tofu bulls that don't feel pain. They got...kinda weird there. If the Japan of your day only made German-like porn, that'd be (my) modern Spain.

Their porn industry boomed though when Avast! was put on hold to be investigated. very popular on /b/.
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>>694757865
was Trump elected president ? Please tell me yes ? Was he good ? second mandat ?
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>>694767419
>2028
2089
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>>694769120
Nope sorry for you. Clinton was elected by a large margin.
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>>694769274
shit
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>>694768190
>Does George R.R. Martin finished A Song of Ice and Fire?
A guess author he likes does.

Weed is illegal again in some areas after new medical research showed the damage it can do for brains. In most areas you can buy a gram a week once you're 25.

Avast! and Costco buys up all of them. McDonald's becomes a chain serving local delicacies and gourmet Western food to tourists on every continent.
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>>694768901
Trust me, if she got the abortion in your timeline you would know...
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>>694769120
Trump didn't win in mine either. Honestly Bush through Clinton were pretty much the same. That was till during the two-party system though.
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>>694763438
elaborate on greenland beeing independent. How is that possible economicly?

How does oil inpact 2089 ? Whats the price so on?
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Any nuked cities? When?
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>>694757865
Do people of the future ordinarily communicate through pornographic forums frequented by middleschoolers? If so, are important issues such as in contemporary "Town Halls" handled at glory holes or in swinger sex parties?
>douchenozzle
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>>694769863
You're also from the year 2089 ? ghee that's nice. Did Trump anime something like the apprentice or a tv show after is run?
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What happens to northkorea?
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>>694769875
They have a service industry and some good satellite schools set up. Rrally good temperatures now that the globe has warmed. No one uses fossil fuels because we aren't savages but my robot used fat free oil to cook.
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>>694757865
do 4chan still alive in 2089?
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>>694770432
No.

>>694770354
China gets tired of them and South Korea swears off US support. They get back together and reunify the peninsula.

Japan invades them again.

>>694770321
I'm from 2093 on an app. Trump goes bankrupt from his US bid for president unfortunately. Near the end of his life though.
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>>694767360
Wouldn't that hurt? Are the 13 year olds forced to get the implant? Does it allow you to see windows in front of you?
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>>694770380
So they stop ther fishing industry?

What energy does the earth use? how does people travel? How far are we from an Utopia?
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>>694757865
That is the same picture used for futurewiki on wikia
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>>694757865
How high does the US powerball get and what we're the winning numbers?
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>>694769875
real OP here. We don't ue oil anymore, it's an obsolete energy. For greenland they live thanks to tourism. They're like only 50 000 greenlanders so it's enough for them to live. And a decent amount of them still hunt their food.
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>>694759788
Lay it on us, anon
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>>694771180
seems more legit

so aigan. How far are we from an utopia? Like those 1970s movies utopia? or full on communist utopia?
also, is capitalism dead in 2089 ?
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>>694770962
We're not forced to have it but it's important for our daily lives, it's like a car for exemple.
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>>694771438
Post pic of ur arm inplant
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When's aliens
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>>694757865
How are you even alive? Won't everybody have been eradicated during nuclear war by 2089?
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>>694769894
France. I didn't pay attention in school though. Someone (US, China or Russia) blew up that big rock Muslims used to worship. It was a conventional missile but it wiped a lot out of them.

>>694770983
Fish are replaced by squids in a lot of parts. They use in vitro fillets to make fish byproduct.
Clean nuclear fusion.
People use planes, boats, and safety scooters. Mostly automated. We have space elevators but they're pretty lame.
Even in your time you know utopias don't exist.

>>694770075
No don't be immature. Glory holes are mostly in British clubs.
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>>694771405
Capitalism is dying. We're in the middle of an huge economic criis now. The best years for manking was between 2022 and 2038. those years were the closest we achieved utopia.
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>>694757865
When do we get good sex bots?
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>>694771961
2023
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>>694771587
i cant sorry
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>>694771180
>They're like only 50 000 greenlanders so it's enough for them to live.
And global warming had absolutely no impact on thwm?
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>>694772050
the future is bright
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>>694757865
Has the cost of chicken tendies inflated past 10 good boy points?
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>>694757865
Whats up with India in the year 2089?
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WHEN ARE THE ALIENS
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>>694771867
What runs the economy in your time?

Like now, its minly oil. And everything arround it.

Hows the population? 10 billion?

Hows the politics? what happend to The EU.

And is english the same language as today?
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>>694772173
Well there's still shit stuff. Machine-to-human malware formed in 2030 so it's safer just to fuck a real woman. That is unless you want a robot that can only turn two shades of skin and has only three voice settings. Those low tech ones are shit though, they never recycle the semen properly and the EU Remnant gives them all sorts of rights

>>694771819
No.

>>694772190
No autism and anxiety has been cured.
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>>694772523
The EU will evolve into a world version of it
population is 10 billion yes
Gold has become huge today, its more than a precious metal
I'm a french man speaking english to you so i guess it didn't changed a lot.
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>>694772337
READ THE THREAD

>>694772256
Recovering from their war with China.
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>>694771830
What's a space elevator please?
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>>694772050
Any new technologies we should look out for/invest in the next 5 years?

Maybe a website
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>>694773007
Thankyou for your time

My last question would be: What will happen in 2016 - 2020 ? Go in detail if you care.
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How many aliens have you met?
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