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I'm God, ask me anything.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm God, ask me anything.
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>>694749471
why
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Reincarnation bend happened.
I know what vibrations are.
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>>694749471
can you kill ISIS? if not, why?
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>>694749635
The only thing sin was sex.
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>>694749471
Why are there still muslims?
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>>694749471
Gtfo lord of faggots. You can have the moon.
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>>694749903
They worship my mechanical eye in the sky and they'd like it being brought down closer to earth.
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>>694750091
My only will is to rape you.
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>>694749471
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?!?
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>>694750259
I left you when the sun became cold.
Now fires are your only sense of warmth.
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>>694750243
Bring it mosquitodick.
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>>694749471
Explain gravity, Are gravitons just photons that have negative mass?
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>>694749471

You don't exist, you're a fraud. Nothing to ask here.
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>>694750607
I make the bugs bite your left and right.
Watch your weather change.
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What's it like being dead
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>>69474947 why did my father leave
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Why can I pee with a lob on? Am I the chosen one?
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>>694749471
Can you get off you're arse and stop all this killing, rape and hunger or how about show yourself to the world unite the human race and we can see the universe? Any chance? Fucking try hard
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>>694750904

There's no life without a physical body.
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Does Lucifer ever redeem himself?
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>>694750612
Gravity is there because it's believed.
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>>694749471
What the fuck were you thinking letting us come down from the trees?
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>>694751336
Oh good.
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>>694750904
I wait for the ocean to flood this earth again. Bodies were your only reminded of not being alone, but that can't last.
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Are you omnipotent?
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>>694751330
Know.
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Can you make a stone so heavy even you cannot lift it? If not, you have limits. If so, well you see where I'm going o lord of frauds
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>>694751312
There is life without a physical body.
It's vibrations. I made vibrations.
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>>694751390
They were bound to divide.
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>>694751757
Lucifer did nothing wrong. Jehova is the one who lied to Adam and Eve in the garden. Lucifer was str8 with them. Read your precious fiction
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>>694752222
Wow quads
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>>694752222
We have no quarter.
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hello lord, shall i eat grilled cheese or eggs and bacon for dinner?
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>>694752454
Neither do we ask
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>>694749471
Can I go to the anime-world if I commit suicide?
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>>694751903
You can find me in numbers.
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>>694749471
Why did you make niggers?
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>>694752485
Are you a good cook, anon?
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>>694752485
Thou shalt eat thine own jizz
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>>694752704
im an advanced beginner with mediocre skills
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WHY DIDNT YOU STOP THE ATTACK YESTERDAY IN FRANCE?!
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>>694752683
I forgive you for being a monkey.
They are a reminder to be lack people.
My chosen race.
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>>694752809
Saturn ascends.
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>>694752809
Better than a medi nigger with advanced kills
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>>694752899
I don't mind life in death.
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Hail, Eris
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>>694749471

who is this mutherfucker allah ? and why is he always angry about something ? I mean this mutherfucker gets pissed off about cartoons ?
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>>694749471
Can you heal my anal fistula?
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>>694753371
Allah is about all eating life secrets.
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>>694750091
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>>694753410
I could but it makes me kek my holy kek
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>>694753410
It's easy to avoid my will of raping you when you read too far into my words.
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>>694753647
Pls lord, I can't hold my farts with it
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>>694753601
Your butt has too wholes hurrrrrr
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Will you make my dick bigger?
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U do know rah married his sister right
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I'm in a male body.
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>>694753818
Are you a black? Maybe I put you in the wrong dick line when you were a little canary like soul
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>>694749471
>implying ancient Egypt is mysterious and powerful.
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>>694753916
Incest.
In sees T.

I am T.
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>>694754005
No, I'm white.
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What gender do you identify as, God?
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>>694754048
Life is one mind and remembers building the pyramids. I was there as a pharaoh.
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>>694754131
Well I'm afraid you're stuck with that Caucasian disappointment I gave ya kiddo
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>>694752222
Quads vs God. Who to believe?
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>>694754201
I'm the 7.
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>>694754380
Quads no lie
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>>694749471
We're all god. Everything is god. You are electricity
T/F?
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>>694754380
"God" is not who you think anon
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>>694749471
If you created everything, does that mean you created yourself?
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>>694754350
Who said anyone was disappointed? Every man wants a bigger dick.
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>>694754589
I'm the vibration in everything.
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>>694749471
Can you buy me a steam game my lord ?
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>>694754689
Mother earth made my body.
All hate was put into it and the name.
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>>694749471

how does it feel to be a heretic

get check'd or get kek'd
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Who is "the chosen one" from revelation?
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>>694754701
Sorry it's just that I actually did make the niggers first and used up almost all of the cock stock. I had to split the leftovers among the whiteys. Admittedly I think I spilled some on the Germans. Oh well I'm god so sue me!
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>>694754201
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I am the sun.
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>>694755042
"bad luck"
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>>694755042
praise allah & his beloved kek pbuh
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Calculate what we will or will not tolerate
Desperate to control all and everything
Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen

I am T
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>>694755364
allah has a whife?
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>>694755426
She was 9
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Bless me with dubs
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>>694755133
They chose me to write it all down.
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can resurrect the comfy thread that died a few minutes ago?
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>>694755426
yes your anus is wife
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>>694754835
Wtf do you think causes vibration you retard? You're like the 5th shittruck to say uhh lol anon god is like vibration vibrain leads to everything....
False. Atoms are born and destroyed all the time without vibration. Electricity breaks it's own rules to hold atoms together, ergo the singularity is electricity. The singularity encompasses all matter and energy
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I have a feeling there is still another potential T.
What the fuck.
I need more DMT.
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>>694749471
Why the fuck did you create NIGGERS God....WHY man?!?!???!?!?!?!?!??!
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>>694749471
did we used to fuck in my yakko suit?
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOb3wPNMAg
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Why do you hate the homosexuals?
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Of what god are talking about the atheists who say "omg"
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>>694749471
Will you repent and pray for forgiveness?
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>>694756306
The quicker life here is dead in the universe, the sooner every party will be less confused.
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>>694754247
Kill yourself faggot
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>>694755208
kek
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>>694749471
Can I have a QFO, I really want to make music again.>>694749471
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>>694749471
lucifer > nimrod > horus. This is the eye of horus, not God.
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>>694758671
whos greater than lunchifer?
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>>694749471
Why the mini nes release is in November and not now?
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>>694758737
dinnerifer
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>>694758984
breakfastifer is the most important deity of the day
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Do you love me?
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>>694758737
Breakfastifer. Most important meal of the day.
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>>694749471
What are you smoking?
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>>694749471
Will I ever get a qt redpilled gf?
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>>694759557
OP here, cock.
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>>694749471
Hey god, reckon i should buy that White Jackson guitar? or should i give the money to mom to help her save for that dental thing?
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>>694759103
Goddammit, I knew this would lead to a religious argument!
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>>694759702
pls respond ;_;
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What are all the things that are not god?
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>>694751312
How does consciousness originate then?
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>>694760894
neurons
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>>694761000
Then why are dead neurons not conscious? If dead neurons are not conscious, and live neurons are, then there must be at least one other source of consciousness other than the physical form and matter components of a neuron.

Unless you're insisting that dead neurons are in fact conscious after all.
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>>694761000
How small does a creature have to get before it loses consciousness? As far as I can observe even Amoebas have awareness of their surroundings
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>>694761000
How does computing originate?

transistors.
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>>694759713
That was my guess anyways but still, thanks OP, good to know.
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>>694749471
What's it like quasi-existing?
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>>694761596
In the universes where I exist, it's rather interesting. In the universes where I don't exist, I don't have an opinion, really.
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>>694761256
"neurons" are not conscious. A network of live neurons creates consciousness.

>>694761283
Amoebas are not conscious of their own existence.

>>694761343
Pretty much ?
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>>694761955

>Amoebas are not conscious of their own existence.

Confirmed not god. Every god in the macro sphere of mutually aware consciousnesses which give rise to the god phenomena of macro, mutually aware consciousnesses knows that self awareness is not the metric by which consciousness is measured. It is system awareness, i.e. how the one is the all, and the all are the one.

For all you know, that Amoeba is the MOST self aware creature in existence. You don't know this, unless you can communicate or exchange consciousness with it. That's why self awareness isn't the metric by which consciousness is measured. Anything can be self aware. Communication, which is the metric by which system awareness is measured, is the metric by which consciousness is measured.

That's the difference between a live neuron and a dead neuron. Live neurons are in a communication system with each other. Dead neurons are only aware of their own existence.

Which one are you?
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>>694762507
To clarify, I'm not OP.

Also, what you're saying is interesting but completely wrong from a scientific standpoint.
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>>694749471
get the fuck out josh
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>>694742320
go here, vote trump non white, and make /b/ great again
Takes 2 seconds..
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>>694763274
Really? That's it?

"Well, according your science, you're wrong."

That's your interpretation of what science is? Neet.
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>>694749471
Why're you such a nigger you fucking waste.
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>>694763613
Oh, well according to science I'm right. So there.
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>>694763690
Nuhuh. According to science you're wrong!
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>>694749471
What's my name?
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>>694763731
Yeah, but according to science, science is wrong. See? That's my proof.
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>>694763755
Anon
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>>694763274
No, really. I'd love to know. What is the "scientific" approach to measuring the consciousness of a particle system, that doesn't utilize communication with that particle system? That sounds interesting. Awareness without awareness. Please, do go on. How does one test this?
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>>694763816
You aren't God
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>>694764124
Nobody is not god, and everybody is god.

Make sense?
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>>694764278
Since those are literally the same thing said twice, yeah it makes grammatical sense. It doesn't, however, mean anything.
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>>694764124
You aren't with the oxygen you use.
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>>694764461
Do you believe that's air you're breathing?
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>>694764461
You guys I fucked up.
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>>694764555
Do you believe your tripps make you important. Because I sure do.
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Can you stop fucking with me?
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>>694764406
Incorrect. I tried stating it in as few words as possible, and your mind just gave up anyways. I'll try again with more words.

If you have 10 people in a room, then all 10 of those people are god. If you have 10 people in a room, then 9 of those people are not god. If you have 10 people in a room, then none of those people are not god. Get it?
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>>694760499
This
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Does liking traps make you gay?
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>>694749471
God above, to whom I kneel to and supplicate ever night, please tell me, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like???

I've been seeking the answer to this question. Finding that one thing missing in my life. I yearn for your response.

Thank you lord and allahuackbar.

Here is a picture of orihime getting fucked in the ass btw. I liked it and I think you might too.
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>>694766316
It depends on what type of penis they have.
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>>694749471
If you're god, which one are you? Surely you can provide a couple of your earthly names.
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>>694766585
>to use even go want to do look more like???
try again with english this time
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>>694767180
God =/= deity. You are a deity, one of some 10 billion or so. The reason you don't feel special is because you're a deity out of about 10 billion or so. If you were the only human on this planet, you'd feel pretty darn special. You might even start calling yourself god, especially if you were the only sentience in existence (from your awareness.)

Likewise, if all 7 billion active human deities begin acting in concert, their potential will begin approaching that of god's, more so if they act in concert with all other life forms, even more so if they act in concert with all forms of matter, even more so if they act in concert with all things in existence. God is the hypothetical ultimate sentience that is established by networking everything into a unified consciousness.

Anything less than that is a deity, but not god.
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>>694767180
Jah
Odin
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>>694749471
wheres my fuckin money?!! huh??
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>>694767579
You've proven that you not a god, simply because God is a title given to those given the truth of the universe. Gods live around 113,000 years or so. You are not a god, you are a man posing as one. Goodbye.
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