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Dubs = What do with them

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Dubs = What do with them
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>>694723855
why not use a regular fucking mousetrap. These are so fucking inhumane. I dont got a problem killing them fuckers...but at least let it be quick.
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eat the snacks
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eat them
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Timestamp fagget
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>>694723968
>>694723960
Ayy we hiveminded
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>>694723855

ARe they still alive?

Does the glue trap also poison them or just hold them there until they die of thirst or something?
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>>694723956
What did he do?
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>>694723855
stick them up your ass and cook them after
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Revive them with magic.
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eat them
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>>694724063
Re-roll.
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>>694723855
say this at them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M
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>>694723855
Stick them to a shirt (So the rats can be seen), wear said shirt, and walk around a crowded place with them.
Record it by the way.
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NASA is waiting for them (/b/ space program all together with mouse trap)
Post timestamp too fag
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>>694724107
reroll again. i want to see some fucking magic.
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that looks fucking horrid. glad I spent extra for the electronic shok trap
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>>694724035
They are glue traps. Basically the rats just get stuck and die. rather than killing them quickly with a regular mouse trap.
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>>694724013
good question too.

1st -> >TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

2nd-> >Try to fill em with gasolin and burn them from the inside out
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>>694724013
It just holds them there. When I had rats and they ended up on this we usually gave it to our cat
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>>694724161
Thats not how gasoline works dude.
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>>694724013
Yes they are alive
It just hold them
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>>694724144
Winrar.
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>>694723855
Chop heads off
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>>694723855
all 3 up your anus
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Will it blend? And if trips taste the smoooooothie.
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Cook them and eat them
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>>694723855

Clean them up and legalize their stay in your house. Feed them and give them a nesting place, just like Europe does.
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Blend them up, and inject them into your blood stream
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>>694724144
WINRARRRR
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>>694724212
shieet would be funny tho..

okay then try to stick some kind of explosive in their mouth/ass and blow them away. Webm is required ofc
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Blend them up, and drink it
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>>694723855
Burn them
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>>694724400
ALSO BEHOLD MY DUB DUBS
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Blend them up and inject it into your arm
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>>694723855
TIMESTAMP YOU RETARD
>stick them up your ass
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Dismember them
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SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS
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>>694724447
why no quads u faggot
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>>694724447
Chekd
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>>694724508
Roll
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>>694724471
so much this
>reroll
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Keep them in your underwear for the rest of your life
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>>694724508
Rerolling
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>>694724533
Checked
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>>694724471
reroll for fuck sake
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Burn them and then snort the ashes
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Gouge out their eyes
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I already won this. Fucking revive them with magic.
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>>694723855
Send them off on a pyre straight to Valhalla.
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Blend them up and inject them into your arm
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>>694724667
Roll
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We already have a winrar stop posting shit and OP fucken deliver you cunt
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Eat them raw
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>>694724667
Rolling this
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>>694723855
autopsy
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Blend them up, bake them into a cake. Then host a bake sale and sell the cake to people
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Viking funeral. And wash your damn hands after.
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Freeze them for WW3
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>>694724157


1) they're mice

2) have you ever had mice in your house ? Let alone rats ? They're not fucking stupid and they'll just waltz past a regular trap or in the worst case just take the bait without triggering it . Glue traps are by far the most effective.
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>>694724667
reroll
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Put them in a plastic bag and smash them with a shovel that's how I used to kill them
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>>694723855
Put your dick in them. Obviously.
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>>694723855
Free and shelter them
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open them up
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>>694724667
rolling for this idea
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Cut off their tails and pick out their eyes
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Put your dick in them. Obviously.
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>>694724739
Reroll for valhalla
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>>694724763
This
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>>694724766
WINRAR
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>>694724766
>>694724144
We already have two winners.
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>>694724837
Magic isn't real you fucking moron
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>>694723855
Cut off their tails and make them eat them
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>>694724763
Roll
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>>694724766
fucking do it OP, make sure they are alive when you cut em up initially
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Give them a proper burial and post with timestamp
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You know what to do.
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>>694724013
sometimes in effort to get away they will chew off their feet or pull so hard they're feet are pulled off
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>>694724872
Real or not OP must use magic.
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A winner is (you).
>>694724144
>>694724144
>>694724144

>>694724063
but OP is a faggot who won't deliver anyway.
Also shitty fucking dubs nigger.
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>>694724700
dubs make their statement clear
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>>694724872
OF COURSE IT IS I SAW MY FATHER TAKE A FUCKIN RABBIT OUT FROM HIS ASS
WE ATE IT LATER THAT DAY
ME AND THE RABBIT
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>>694724949
If it's not real he can't use it you fucking dipshit

That's like asking me to fuck a unicorn
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>>694724999
Trips indicate that magic is real.
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>>694725024
Magic is in the eye of the beholder anon, like OP could attached some wires and reanimate the bodies, for example.
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>>694724944
Nice job nigger you wasted dubs
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Leave them in a large glass jar for 2 weeks. Watch a battle for survival unfold and post here.


We will make money off this OP.

Take care of the sinrar for the rest of his life and make sure he gets on the little mice bitches.
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>>694724766
THIS
WINRAR
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>>694725104
But then it's wires. Not magic.
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>>694723855
just leave them to die
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>>694725150
>>694725104
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OP deliver you fucking cunt
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>>694723855
cook 'em and eat them
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>>694723855
set them free away from your house
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Op fag open them up already
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>>694724739
This
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Grill it directly on the charcoal
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>>694725288
dubs confirm
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eat them
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>>694723855
Recreate the annie hall lobster scene using rats
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>>694725555
Quads rule magic is fake fuck off
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>>694725555
Kek now op should open up and eat
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>>694725555
Oh god
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>>694725555
This. Quads. Do it faggot.
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>>694725684
yeah he have to eat em kek
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>>694724750
This. Spring traps are shit
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SAGE THREAD

OP IS A FAGGOT HE WONT DELIVER
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>>694725912
would you?
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this is now a get thread
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>>694723855
Fucking eat them. Why is it even a question?
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>>694726048
Aaaaalright
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eat it
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>>694725954
I DIDNT START A NEW THREAD TO GET ATTENTION
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>>694724750
This.
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