I would road roller that bitch to a pulp for 1/10th of that
I actually, seriously wouldn't. Moralfag to the extreme.
Okay, on the one hand, I am not a cruel, heartless, edgy neckbeard line the majority of the site (i do own a fedora, but that's besides the point). That is an innocent animal right there, and my morals are screaming "no"!
On the other hand, this is $18 BILLION - not million, BILLION - dollars there. I could be one of the most powerful men in the world in an instant. But then again, who's paying this much money to see a damn dog die?
Conclusion: I'd step as lightly as possible, unless death was necessary, in which case I would try and kill it as quickly as possible. Afterwards, I would probably donate at least a billion to PETA or something just because of a guilty conscience.
But no one cares about what u think anyways
Itt: faggots willing to whore their humanity for a little paper when theyre just going to kill themselves In a few years anyways
I'd step on 18 billion puppies for 1 dollar.
Strange, peta said the same about you.
this is the answer. if you refuse to "STEP" on the puppy, you deserve to deal with an earthquake or a sinkhole.
>"step on the puppy"
>hold one puppy's legs or the puppy's tail out
>step on 1 foot or leg
>adopt the puppy
>18 billion dollars
ok bout this
drink a shit ton of hiv infested blood from a tramps asshole that hasent been wiped
or cleaned for years ?
See. This is a real dillemma. Im not who you were asking, but i would do it. Living with Hiv with today's drugs is not that bad compared to how it used to be. Also you might not get hiv from that if you dont have any cuts or anything in your mouth/throat.
18 billion dollars is just so much money.
It depends, If they would just ask the next person if I refused I would of probably go for it. No reason why I can't be the one to get it if the puppy is doomed to die.
If I was the one deciding if it lived or died though, I'm not so sure. I've never had a problem killing things but only things that need to be killed. Not sure I could do in a healthy and blameless animal even for an obscene amount of money.
so youre expecting us to believe that you wouldnt step on that puppy even though it means enough money that your family for the foreseeable future will be completely set? and i dont mean just your wife and kids, im talking grandkids, great grandkids, as far down as anyone can predict. 18 billion dollars is a MONUMENTAL amount of money. if you really wouldnt slaughter that puppy in horrible ways you dont deserve to have children
I'd pay someone $5 to let me stomp on their puppy.
I'm not trying to be edgy, I just feel real wack tonight and I'm very high. Psych help? You guys helped before.
What??? Read my first comment again. You definitely misconstrued it in a way that doesnt make sense.
"Lol @Cares about animals and gives to peta" obviously implies that i think peta is a shitty organization to give to if you care about animals. Learn fucking reading comprehension.
im being completely serious, if the life of one puppy is worth more to you than the financial stability of the next 50 generations of your family you shouldnt have a family at all.
If you touched my dog I would tie you down, shove your holes with pheromones, stab you with bamboo stalks jabbed under your finger/toenails, and let my dog slamrape your turd-slicer.