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Merry meet. I am Serafina, but you can just call me Croakey.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Merry meet.

I am Serafina, but you can just call me Croakey.

Ask a Wiccan Witch and a founding member of the Dark Order anything.
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>>694694281
>OP
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>>694694281
Why do my spaghettios keep making lightning
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>>694694281
How long is your penis?
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>>694694281
how high is up?
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>>694694281
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A train leaves Boston at 2:16 heading west at 63mph. Another train leaves Sacramento heading east at 55mph. If these two trains keep going at this speed then what is the probability of you becoming an hero
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>>694694281
How big is ur autism
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>>694694281
Why don't you cast a spell to terminate all the politicians in Washington and all the niggers and Jews and Muslims?
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Why don't wiccans understand magick?
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Tits or gtfo
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>>694694281
How lonely is it in your fantasy world? A mythical world of magic and fairies. Reality is gonna smack you hard on the head, maybe even literally, one day.
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>>694696924
What's the probability of you learning how to use grammar? "becoming an hero" It's "a hero" you illiterate fuck.
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>>694694281
How do i summon the devil to fuck with my roomate.. i dont care id he fucks with me.im down with that
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>>694695240
Do they?

>>694695492
Don't have one

>>694695788
Depends how high

>>694696924
I don't know what that means.

>>694697330
I don't have autism I even got myself tested and the doctor said I don't have it.

>>694697348
Because that is racist and I can't reveal my powers like that.

>>694697538
I do. So does my coven. I'm sure there are many Wiccans who don't understand magick though.

>>694697883
This is reality.

>>694698086
It's a long and secretive ritual.
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>>694698443
Well teach me he needs to go.
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>>694698950
Teach you what, exactly?
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But you have no power here. In the words of the savior, be gone satan! I rebuke thee!
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**
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>>694699349
How to do said ritual can skype or kik if needbe i am serious and not a troll.
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>>694699349
Also if this 404 ill make a new bread looking for you
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>>694699974
>>694700471

I can post the instructions, but I need to be sure it's for a good purpose.
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>>694700599
The purpose is to ruin him he called crime stoppers on me for 1k..
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>>694700923
Well, I can put a hex on him if you like.
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>>694702143
Thatd work i guess i need something where i can see results.
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>>694702381
What would you like done to him? Physical harm? Financial misfortune? Demons tormenting him?
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>>694702739
Can we go for physical harm and demons please _
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>>694702864
Okay, I will need to see a picture of him and know his date of birth.
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>>694702952
I cannot do either of those things shit can we keep in contact while i do some lurking.
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>>694703067
You can contact me on this:

http://www.spellsofmagic.com/profile.html?profile=223305
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>>694697348
Niggers and Jews are about as useful as mice and cockroaches
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>>694703392
That's offensive. Cockroaches and mice have ecological value
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>>694694281
Can you help me get a black man from grindr? I go on there daily and get nothing but nonblack men.
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Curse Muslims to drown in pig semen while screaming they are achin for some bacon
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>>694703384
I will contact you soon thank you im sorry that people arent taking the spritit real.seriously.. also just while your here explain a oujia board to me ive used them before with results.
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>>694698443
I can relate to a degree. but not the same reason. I don't. Some covens would call me a priest others a rogue because my kind belong to no coven. But when the time is right I will cast a world web though it will cost me dearly.
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>>694698010
It seems you are the "illiterate fuck," at least where internet slang is concerned. To become "an hero" means to commit suicide.
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>>694703893
what were your results?
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>>694704286
A women named gay from the 1800s spoke to us. That is it pretty basic but im craving for more ive had an exorcism done on me.aswell 3 candles at a river my gf walked around me with a smudge etc i dont know specifics as to what she did but i felt it it was incredible.
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Help me chopz negro heads
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>>694694281
Serafina? Are you Portuguese?
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>>694704286
The second time we played it said its name.was.zozo but i think my.friend was fucking around but to be safe we said goodbye and stil have the oujia to this day
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you're satanic, right?
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>>694698010
lurk moar
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>>694704286
Whered you go :(
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>>694703893
>while your here explain a oujia board to me
They're made by a gaming company. People sit around in a circle and one person moves it while the others pretend it's a ghost.

My coven hates Luigi boards
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>>694705598
Are you implying they do not work because im telling you from experience they do
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>>694698010
Gr8 b8, summer.
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What exactly is this "Dark Order" and what exactly is Wicca. I am intrigued.
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>>694706241
Practitioners of dark Wicca magic. There is white , black and grey magic. dark practice what you would call black magic while others white. Grey is lets say it all depends.
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