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ITT: We're all stranded on an island with nothing but 1

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ITT: We're all stranded on an island with nothing but 1 month's worth of food. Dubs gets a new item of their choosing. Trips doubles all of our supplies. Quads gets us off of the island
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Dubs for a pound of salt
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Dubs for tendies
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>>694680042
Super rod
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swiss army knife
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Your sister to fuck repeatedly
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A Wilson volleyball
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jack lalanne power juicer
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Dubs for another identical island next to ours
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>>694680042
rolling for machete
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We need some DANK MEMES.
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Dubs for indomie
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>>694680688
Nice now we can have juice.

Roll for a pack of bar-s hotdogs.
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Satellite phone
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A bear that eats all supplies and now there's nothing and we starve
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Dubs for an Internet connection
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>>694681177
>>694680688
All we have our electric items and yet we have no electricity.
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>>694680042
>>694680821
A solar panel for the juicer. If quads I take us to another island with blackjack and hookers.
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>>694680042
A bridge off this island
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>>694680042
Rolling for suicide vest
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>>694681177
rolling for a lifetime supply of grapes, beef, and potatoes
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Hot pockets
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Rolling to find the Swan station
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Kill other anons for their supplies.
Use supplies to bait more anons.
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A woman. If she's forced to stay with us, we might have a chance.
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>>694681355
if dubs then we go to another island with mutant pidgeons with flaming shit
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A slave
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Pussy. Four hot women for every guy. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die in some pussy.
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>>694681355
A lot of Sluts for us all
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Pokemon go
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rolling for vodka, potatoes, and a pocket knife to peel potatoes. not even to eat them, I just want to peel them.
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>>694680042
rolling for 4chan access
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>>694681577
Thanks dude
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M1 Abrams
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>>694681593
And what, share our food with it? Anyways, if this is dubs, a hoe (Farming tool)
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I want my phone with a solar powered charger
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>>694681715
you're welcome (:
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>>694680042
Hmm. Considering how many people are on /b/ right now. I'd team up with the few non fedora wearing guys on the Island. And kill of all the other males.

That should leave enough food supply for a few years and a few females.
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>>694681577
If Dubs or more we get a bridge off that island
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A windmill generater
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>>694681501
Reroll
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>>694680042
a boat
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The love of my life
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satellite phone
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Quentin Tarrantino
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A nigger
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A giant rock.
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>>694681859
To bad she'll never love you
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>>694681736
1 item, so you get the tank
>>no fuel
>>no ammo
>>that thing is hot as hell inside when it's not running
You're an idiot.
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a fingerbox
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Rolling for OP's mom so we can have 5x the food we do now
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Pokemon go please
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rolling for some trail mix
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>>694681355
I'm not walking that far you gigantic fag. Not to mention waves and weather? We'll be blown away into the sea. You might think you're clever, but I wouldn't test your skill with a deal or bet with a genie or Satan. You would easily be fooled.

>Dubs - Weed
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>>694681757
that's 2 items. One or the other.
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>>694681927
Rerolling for Quentin
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aids
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>>694681993
What would you play it on, numbnuts?
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16,000 rabid bears
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>>694682011
Thanks man SSH much
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>>694681918

We have a winner!
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>>694681802
I'm with this guy. I've been a structural steel worker for 5 years now, I can get us some decent shelter built just off of the structural knowledge, so we've got that going too
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>>694681960
It'll even out, because she'll eat all of it.

Dubs- Matchbox and matches.
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>>694680042

dubs for chicken nuggets
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>>694680042
Dubs: I ate all the food. Fuck you bitches
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>>694680042
Dubs for a row boat
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>>694682011
Dubs for a bong with a lighter attachment
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roll for a karambit
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5 tons of different ropes and tarps
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rolling for a shipment of keemstar clones
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>>694680042
hehe exdee
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fully charge battery for our phone
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Need Sum Dank
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Rolling for crab legs
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Trap porn
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>>694682199
Cool now we can play Pokemon go
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>>694682133
check lets smoke

dubs- knife
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Samsung s6 with pokemon go.
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A noose
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>>694682011
Ahahahahaha shit nigga, who's staying with the cool crowd?

dubs give me some bottles of rum
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>>694680042
dubs for 1000 hits of lsd
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Vape
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>>694681855
weeee
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anders breivik
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>>694680042
Later queers
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1 full truck of cigarettes!
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a boat
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Rollin' for alcohol and bitches.

And a boat, too.
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>>694682132
As someone has had a deer, goose, and duck hunting license every year, for the past 20 years...I'm inviting you to my team.
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>>694682199
sit back and burn while we call for help

dubs - lazy boy chair
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So far we have:
Rope
Battery
Matchbox + Matches
Weed
A Row Boat
A bridge that leads directly into the ocean
A Satellite Phone
Anders Breivik
And a Power Juicer
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Rescue is here boys check the quads.
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>>694681450
fuck yo hot pockets

dubs for muthafuckin pizza rolls
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>>694680042
> 1000 doses of D(ubs)MT
green text for assurance of dubs
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>>694682377
>Mfw island is cleansed of liberals and becomes paradise
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Fiftylevin sex slaves
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Mcdonnalds
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>>694680688
>>694681177
>>694681355
>>694681577
>>694681855
>>694682011
>>694682133
>>694682177
>>694682199
>>694682311

what we got so far... last one was a faggot not adding some shit to his dubs
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>>694682377
its over
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A gigantic marshmallow for us to worship. Nobody can eat it or I'll kill them.
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>>694682561
Last one counts as Pokemon GO.
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Rolling once more for Quentin Tarrantino
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A number of Dragon Dildos equal to Grahams Number
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>>694680042
I want a dragon dildo
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>>694682561
No now we have pokémon go.
Dubs - robot hitler
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We find thin, durable vines strong enough to not be cut through so easily, woven into a large cast net for fishing large quantities of fish.
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>>694682666
Oh shit
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>>694682561
A gun with one bullet
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>>694682666
We have cloned Quentin Tarantino.
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>>694682717
fug, rereoll
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>>694682658
sat phones dont get pokemon go rtard

dubs- slave nigga
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Fresh boipuccy yo
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>>694682787
A bullet with one gun
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Kfc
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>>694682666
Satan gets the whole pot
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>>694682133
Lol that's great and all, but I'm not gonna be the bitch stuck spinning twigs on tinder because you wasted a box of matches on smoking my weed.

Dubs give me a bear Gryll's Tool Survival Kit
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Kim Kardashian
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>>694682666
wtf is the point of dubing our shit OP
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>>694682848
A one with bullet gun
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Universal synthesizer
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>>694683003
roll
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>>694682736
2 poke stops and a poke gym
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starship
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1 container toilet paper
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>>694683032
Two is one, one is none. That's survival 101.
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Twin Tower plus planes
OR
9/11 2
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MaryJane
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A bottle with a genie that will grant me 3 wishes.
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>>694683044
Awesome, now some power source and we're set for life
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500 yard bolt of whatever material my fishing shirts are made of. We'll need changes of clothes, Anons.
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Hillary Clinton
That way, Donald becomes the new president of the united states, and we're heroes for our sacrifice.
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>>694682666
>Dope

Dubs - Distillery
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>>694683032
OP here
what I meant by doubles all of our supplies is that everything that we have is doubled. Ex: if we have a fork, and someone rolls trips while asking for a dragon dildo, we have 2 forks and 2 dragon dildos.
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SOS quads get

>>694683143

we have a phone and battery and at still stuck, wtf is the point with out quads.
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zombies
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Dubs for fully functional helicopter
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2 sticks of butter
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>>694682436
Turn bridge into Harbor. Use boat to fish.
I can then fish us the local sealife. Creating Spears using the mqchete/hybrid for early fiabing. Hopefully someone rolls for some nets to get more fish.
>10 years a fisherman

If dubs. A mqchete/knife hybrid
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>>694683327
roll
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>>694680042
a life supply of herion and crystal meth
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>>694680042
tendies
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1 Fleshlight
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>>694683327
Reroll
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Mowie wowie
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>>694683377
noice

crack pipe
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>>694682666
>Mfw if somebody rolls more trips, we can have four Quentin Tarantinos
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Is anyone keeping track of what we have?

Anyways, a 5 meter stick.
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>>694680042
Lets go home boys
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roll for god emperor trump
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>>694683003
We need helpful shit, not dead weight hairy Armenian women!
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a yellow submarine
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>>694683220
You dingus, we have a battery and phone, figure it out.

I'm gonna start civilization here - so,
>Dubs - give me livestock
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roll for an active atomic bomb with which to kill everyone in this thread
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A nuclear bomb on a timer only I know how to detonate/disarm so I can hold impending doom over your heads

Fuck you guys we all already hate each other
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>>694680042
Dubs for sex slave.
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>>694683377
lol
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A rubber ducky
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hatch leading underground and kate austen
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dubs for a popsicle
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>>694683455
>this guy gets it

Dubs - pass the metallurgy equipment
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>>694683652
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
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>>694683700
NOOOIIICE!
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>>694683761

A giant rubber ducky.
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hitler
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Solar power
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Dubs for Marlboro Reds
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ROLL FOR SHARPIE
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>>694683891
roll for sharpie in pooper
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>>694683888
We've got 4 Quentin Tarantinos now, and 2 Sex Slaves. Also, 4 of everything before Tarantino
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a flame thrower to burn everyone
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Don't worry boys I'm bringin' the tendies.
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Tinder
>>694683888
>4 Quentins confirmed
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Dubs for Horny Hillary Love Doll
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Traps
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dubs get for one 50 cent bag of hot cheetos
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>>694683291
i understand, but i feel doubling our gear is pointless, in the context we are playing.

Dubs- building supplies

>>694683888
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>>694683613
Yeah, but if we kill her and eat her, she'll feed a dozen people for a month.
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>>694683868
a rubber ducky twice the size of the island that orbits around it. We all worship it and anyone who dares disgrace it will be put to death
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Dubs for a pack of Marlboro reds
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a bomb
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Dubs for a Chad
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dubs for soft ass blanket
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>>694684033
it's so we can survive longer
think about it this way- would you rather have one chicken tender, or 2 chicken tenders? obviously 2, unless you're vegan or allergic to chicken tenders.
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A potato.
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>>694683374
The fuck are you talking about? We have "5 tons" of fucking rope.

But lol yeah, shit would be so much easier with some knifes and cutting equipment
Dubs, give us some pots and pans
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hillary clintons underwear
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>>694680042
weed for everyone
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>>694684036
I ain't picking all the hair off the meat. Plus idk how many diseases that hairy Armenian has.
>Mfw not eating poisonous Armenian meat
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>>694684138
we cant lose both sex slaves

dub- banish this anon
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Police
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>>694684037
A rubber ducky as big as the MOON!!
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dubs for horde of jews.
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>>694684333
were done here boys
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dubs for fresh pizza and i'm not sharing
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Q U A D S G E T
>we're out of here
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>>694684333
The Hateful 8 Quentin Tarantinos
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Les Stroud
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a boat and enough fuel to get only one person off the island.... have fun fighting over it, /b/tards
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out
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>>694684333
If dubs they have no guns, and are all naked
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>>694680042
a rib removal kit so auto-fellatio is possible... there is no pussy on this island an I ain't gay...
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nigger slaves
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>>694684426
>Tfw all our sex slaves are too busy having their feet licked 24/7 to be fucked
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>>694684333
Chipotle
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>>694680042
a rake which i will stick up everything's rectum
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roll for a 5 lifetimes worth of limes
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>>694684333
if dubs there are no laws
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>>694684333
There's the livestock.

Dubs, give us some vitamins.
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I'll take some cellphones with Pokemon go
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>>694684699
1 item
Keyword: ONE
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>>694684699
Nice

Solar powered chargers
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>>694684699
Well great.

How about an ACTUAL pokemon, like... Wobbuffet?
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rawling
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angry chinese man
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Rolling for sand
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Dubs give us a rock
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Black lives matter protesters
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rolling for a bag of 5000 limes
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>>694684227
i would rather survive longer.

trips could be Muslims kills half of us with a truck or we crusade the island

dub- tricycle
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A station wagon
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>>694682011
I'm not leaving this fucking island.
I want to know what minerals and soil I can find. i want to know if the land can be harvested, if the animals can be tamed. I want to create shelter that can stand the test of time and weather.

dubs - beach cruiser
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>>694684655
noted

island is now mine
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>>694680042
A fully functional and well trained Alabama negro
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a cinderblock
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1 billion skunks
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>Tie all of the neckbears in nooses and hang them off the bridge.
>use as bait to get some prime sea meat
>dolphins start raping neckbears b8
>rest of us eat dolphin meat for months

Dubs gets sea water filtration devices
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5 billion niggers
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i want a coconut to fuck
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So many people here, and none of them keeping track of what we have.
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get us outta here

dub- free willy
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Everyone has anal tonight
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An unlimited supply of futa women
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>>694684022
We got this to go with sex slave
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This island seems fine. We don't need to leave.

>Delicious fried chicken
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