ITT: We're all stranded on an island with nothing but 1 month's worth of food. Dubs gets a new item of their choosing. Trips doubles all of our supplies. Quads gets us off of the island
Hmm. Considering how many people are on /b/ right now. I'd team up with the few non fedora wearing guys on the Island. And kill of all the other males.
That should leave enough food supply for a few years and a few females.
I'm not walking that far you gigantic fag. Not to mention waves and weather? We'll be blown away into the sea. You might think you're clever, but I wouldn't test your skill with a deal or bet with a genie or Satan. You would easily be fooled.
>Dubs - Weed
I'm with this guy. I've been a structural steel worker for 5 years now, I can get us some decent shelter built just off of the structural knowledge, so we've got that going too
Ahahahahaha shit nigga, who's staying with the cool crowd?
dubs give me some bottles of rum
sit back and burn while we call for help
dubs - lazy boy chair
>Mfw island is cleansed of liberals and becomes paradise
what we got so far... last one was a faggot not adding some shit to his dubs
A gigantic marshmallow for us to worship. Nobody can eat it or I'll kill them.
Lol that's great and all, but I'm not gonna be the bitch stuck spinning twigs on tinder because you wasted a box of matches on smoking my weed.
Dubs give me a bear Gryll's Tool Survival Kit
what I meant by doubles all of our supplies is that everything that we have is doubled. Ex: if we have a fork, and someone rolls trips while asking for a dragon dildo, we have 2 forks and 2 dragon dildos.
Turn bridge into Harbor. Use boat to fish.
I can then fish us the local sealife. Creating Spears using the mqchete/hybrid for early fiabing. Hopefully someone rolls for some nets to get more fish.
>10 years a fisherman
If dubs. A mqchete/knife hybrid
>Mfw if somebody rolls more trips, we can have four Quentin Tarantinos
We need helpful shit, not dead weight hairy Armenian women!
A nuclear bomb on a timer only I know how to detonate/disarm so I can hold impending doom over your heads
Fuck you guys we all already hate each other
>this guy gets it
Dubs - pass the metallurgy equipment
i understand, but i feel doubling our gear is pointless, in the context we are playing.
Dubs- building supplies
it's so we can survive longer
think about it this way- would you rather have one chicken tender, or 2 chicken tenders? obviously 2, unless you're vegan or allergic to chicken tenders.
The fuck are you talking about? We have "5 tons" of fucking rope.
But lol yeah, shit would be so much easier with some knifes and cutting equipment
Dubs, give us some pots and pans
>Tfw all our sex slaves are too busy having their feet licked 24/7 to be fucked
I'm not leaving this fucking island.
I want to know what minerals and soil I can find. i want to know if the land can be harvested, if the animals can be tamed. I want to create shelter that can stand the test of time and weather.
dubs - beach cruiser
A fully functional and well trained Alabama negro
>Tie all of the neckbears in nooses and hang them off the bridge.
>use as bait to get some prime sea meat
>dolphins start raping neckbears b8
>rest of us eat dolphin meat for months
Dubs gets sea water filtration devices
We got this to go with sex slave