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>be me >wife making me salad >she he sneaking some small

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>be me
>wife making me salad
>she he sneaking some small packet of stuff into salad
>sneak in on her to get a closer look
>full of some green stuff
>Immediately rush in and slap the packet out if her hands
>she acts surprised that I caught her
>ask her why the fuck she is trying to poison me
>she says she wasnt that its nothing she wasnt doing anything
>asks if she thinks I am dumb. I caught her red handed
>i am yelling at this point
>two kids come out crying asking whats happening
>tell her to get the fuck out of my house
>she leaves crying, dont let her take the kids. No telling what she would do with them

So yeah. I dont even know what to do. Pic related is what she was putting in my salad. I suspect it is Marijuana. Why would my wife do this to me? Why would she try and poison me? I am literally shaking with rage right now.
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>>694653269
The packaging makes me think that it's that synthetic cannabinoid...but why?
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nice basil op
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>>694653542
thats dressing idiot
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>>694653542
Idk what the difference is between non synthetic. But why would she be sneaking this shit into my food
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What a fag. Fake
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better b bait .....or your autistic
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>>694653768
dude its not poison its dressing. dont believe me? try it
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>>694653638
Are you serious right now? That shit is obviously not salad dressing

>>694653544
>>694653903
It doesnt smell like sage or basil

>>694653950
What I am autistic cause I don't want my wife poisoning my body?
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>>694653269
It's just a prank bro
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>>694653269
That's not fucking marjuana you autist
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>>694653269
If this is real you should honestly kill yourself OP.
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>>694653903
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>>694654145
Im not fucking stupid. It is clearly not dressing

>>694654279
A prank? Really? That shit is not funny if she thought it was a prank. Yeah hurr durr I will just inject you with meth, dont worry though its a prank
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OP is confirmed Autist
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Judging by op's finely groomed finger and nice granite tabletop he married a money grabbing whore that was tired of sucking him off and waiting for him to die.
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>>694653269
Dude, it's just poison. Wtf is wrong with you, faggot?
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>>694654646
You think she could have been trying to kill me? Was that a large enough dose to kill me? Holy fucking shit.... If I have to divorce her and it comes out she tried to kill me she wont get shit right?
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I want to believe !
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>>694653269
what does it smell like anon? dip your finger in a little bit and taste it... it looks like oregano.

what did she say it was?
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>>694653269
timestamp op?
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>>694653269
She was probably sneaking in some ephedra so you'd lose some weight. Has she been mentioning that she can't breath around your rolls when you're floundering on top of her?
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>>694654944
Dose of what?

what the fuck is it even?

take it to a center and have it tested?
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>>694654646
i saved the little nigger bob
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>>694654187
Saying that proved its bait

It really is people, go home now
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OP test it for poison mix 2 parts bleach one part ammonia mix well ...add sample ..if it turns black its poison
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If this isn't a troll, I may have an answer. Something similar happened to a family memeber. They pretty much had a similar experience, and after law enforcement was involved, she admitted she was putting ground marijuana in his stews and caseroles and stuff, so that when she divorced him, he would fail the drug taste you take when you both apply for full custody. Although only a minuscule amount of thc would actually get in your system (thc needs to be extracted from the plant to feel the high when you eat it, thus you would feel nothing, but have enough residue to be stored in your hair and urine/blood. Luckily you and he caught the person and stopped it. But again this is just a theory, and op I'm so sorry that happened
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If she didn't say what it was then it's some poison shit
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Roll for OP eating poison pack and doing a barrel roll.
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>>694654646
fucking take it to a lab in university or something and get it analyzed, no one on /b/ can help you figure out what it was
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>>694653269
>Marijuana
>poison me
lowqualitybait.jpg
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>>694653269
>Not making her eat it herself to see if she hesitates before beating her with a mud clad crowbar
Okay bubby boo
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for fucks sake op, its sage.
SAGE.
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>>694655096
TIMESTAMP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!
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>>694655266
I second this, it's the only way to make sure it's poison OP
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Get it analysed.
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This is bait.
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>>694653269
I like your work OP, you'll go far here
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stick it in your butt and get it anal ized
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>>694655609
in the very unlikely case OP isn't lying, I bet cops are on their way already.

>inb4 OP gets shot while solving captchas
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>>694653269
Post nudes or dirty panties for revenge.
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quick post wifes nudes for revenge
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>>694653768
To make you chill the Fuck out...
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if that is marijuana she wasnt poisoning you.
I would go to a lab so they tell me what that is.
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>>694655266
This is the scientific way OP, DO IT
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>>694653903
Underated post
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If this ain't bait you should just lighten the fuck up. smoke some of that shit and apologise for yelling at her for nothing.

The whole is smoking bruh.

One tip, just smoke a little bit at first or you won't have a good time ;)
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ITT: Faggot lets his wife make him salad
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>>694656308
whole werl' *
(world)
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>>694653269
smoke it
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>>694653903
>>694656250
Agreed.
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>>694654944
maybe she was planning to drug u.

go to the popo and have it analyzed, that iw the best optiion ffs
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>>694656048
>>694656066
weird
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Good luck getting high off weed mixed in a salad dipshit.
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>>694656066
This. Respect the dubs.
If you don't respect the dubs then I know why your wife wanted to kill you.
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>>694656523 your ugly
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>>694656476
little kids dont know how weed smells like.

lmao and you come to b? how badass are you faggot?
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>>694654984
Doesnt really taste like anything. Not much of a smell either. Maybe slightly like pepper. But this is obviously not pepper

>>694655096
Here

>>694655109
Not overweight

>>694655112
Fucked if I know. I assumed marijuana.

>>694655418
I never thought of that. But my only fear is what if this has been going on awhile. This isnt the first time?

>>694655431
She didnt. Just kept saying its nothing and that I was being crazy

>>694655485
It is fucking poison. Its illegal and in no way healthy for you.

>>694655542
Doesnt smell like sage


Also there is some sticky residue. Dont know of any herbs that leave a sticky residue
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>>694653269
Call the police, give them the stuff and see what they say about it. Just stay calm OP
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>>694655418
getting high by putting maryjane on a soup lmao

keep waching your holliwood movies kid.-
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>>694656806
You're a fat faggot. There would be no red specs in weed....its fucking spices you piece of shit.
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>>694656806
was the relationship shit? maybe she was trying to get something(looks like weed) in your system to get you fired or have grounds for a phatty divorce or some shit. either way wifes nudes
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>>694656806
Holy shit that looks like hydrocyaniac plantitius mixed with a covalent bond like methyl or something.
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>>694656733
Sure is summer here.
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>>694657121
so how does weed smeell like tommy?
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>>694656987
This
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>>694653950
/thread

sage
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>>694656733
just fucking leave you newfaggot

you don´t belong here
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op from the 35 yr old loser with superiority issues is back to try another troll out eh?

1/10 made me reply

try harder
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>>694657304
and were do you belong annon?

Your little kiddy minds can bee seen as an open book.

good luck beign successfull in life kid.

You will always work for me.
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>>694656806
>It is fucking poison. Its illegal and in no way healthy for you.
Marijuana is less toxic than vitamin C you fucking dipshit.
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>>694657541
LOL newfag

seriously, don't feed the troll
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Its not marijuana you autistic cunt
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>>694656806
>Dont know of any herbs that leave a sticky residue
Most herbs have essential oils that become sticky with age. What you have here is probably just a "flavor packet" from a packaged supermarket salad mix.

You have to be trolling. Not even Muriturds are this stupid.
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>>694657631
He said marijuana is poison, he is obviously trolling.
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>>694656987
Obviously its probably mixed with some other shit to hide what it really is. You fucking idiot.

>>694657048
Not as far as I know it wasn't

>>694657255
What if she just mixed it with spices. Idk.
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You cant get high from eating marijuana
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>>694653269
OP do you need some attention faggot? or are you just leave that oregano in your moms kitchen again?

because when someone want to drug you or kill you with poison they make sure that they see you first doing it.

>mah fucking autist logic

You fucking potato, congratulations you are officially a fucking autist kid like everyone else in this post who are baiting so hard.
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>>694653269
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>>694657760
In a factory sealed packet. Whatever you say, OP.
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>>694656806
Well you just ruined your marriage over a packet of salad spices. I buy this stuff from Mccormick and put it in salad before I put dressing to coat w/e it out in there. Looks alot like that stuff but not in a bag. That also looks like a factory bag not something you'd get from any kind of dealer. I just hope you're not trolling because you are gonna get raped in court when she divorces you.
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>>694656806
>Its illegal and in no way healthy for you.

You are such a fucking idiot. I wish she would have killed you, not that weed could possibly harm you.
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>>694658048
>green text story with no other proof of what he is saying
>all green text are 100% legit

getting trolled by a fucking autist even more stupid than you are, and yet you answear for the attention whorring? lmao

stupid shits all i can see
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>>694657714
It fucking IS poison. Thats why most potheads are worthless pieces of shit who want to do nothing but smoke pot. And thats not to mention the fact it's illegal and could make me lose my job

>>694657932
>factory sealed
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>>694658310
Exactly, it's hilarious.
Some people are so gullible, just read the post below.
>>694656733
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OP I have had this happen to me before - the best solution is to have your kids be your 'tasters' to make sure they die first if she tries to poison you again. You cant go to the police - what if she has got to them first? There's nobody to trust. Only trust yourself man. You're right to be suspicious. This world isn't what it seems.There's demons out there. Sounds like one of them is your wife. Peace brother stay strong.
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>>694657866
You can, you just have to heat it in fat first. It is actually how most cancer, asthma and glaucoma patients use their medical marijuana, because then you do not damage your lungs from smoke.
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>>694657760
You might be actually retarded. Like, early onset dementia retarded.
http://www.healthline.com/health/dementia/early-warning-signs#Symptoms2
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>>694653269
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>op is autistic moron
>factory sealed packet
>most likely a ceasar salad ready to eat salad mix
>>kys op
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>>694658394
Not to mention the health issues that come with it. Smoking it alone is already bad, imagine eating that thing. You don't want stomach cancer do you?
Just call the cops and tell them what happened.
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Did u ask her what it was before you went full retard?
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>>694658394
I dunno, those sausage fingers look pretty pudgy to me. I still say it's weight loss herbs, you chubby fuck.
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>>694658394
Alcohol and tobacco is poison, marihuana is medicine, you retard redneck.

http://www.businessinsider.com/health-benefits-of-medical-marijuana-2014-4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_cannabis#Medical_uses

If it is poison, then why is it impossible to overdose on it?

And it is legal at least for medical uses in most of civilized world, not sure what 3rd world shithole you live in.
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Pic related
Opera is moron
Ingredients include spices packet
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>>694658394
You're about 2 times as paranoid as a schizophrenic chronic cannabis user.
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>>694658394
i have the same pen op, good fuckin pen
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Fake and gay
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>>694658584
Really? I dont think I could put my kids at risk like that.

>>694658627
Yeahhh. No

>>694658928
Look above the package isn't sealed.

>>694658967
Can it really cause that shit? Regardless if I call the police how can I even prove that she eas trying to poison me with it
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>>694658967
>>694659522
>>694653269
Same poster, you fail troll.
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dubs decides if I buy this shirt

https://www.spreadshirt.com/design-your-own-t-shirt?product=1012260546&view=1#?affiliateId=8054/sb/1468547962_T_M_G_L

pic irrelevant because spreadshirt won't let me save the pic
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>>694659522
Yeah call the fucking cops. If it is weed, they will arrest you for possession. If its not weed, they will laugh at you for being a dumbass.
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>>694659522
the package isnt sealed bc you opened it dumb fuck! you're cracking up lol gl hf in jail
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>>694659880
>tfw youre tired as hell and forget youre replying to a thread
endme
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>>694659880
No
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>>694659522
>Can weed cause stomach cancer?
You do realize that weed is used to alleviate suffering in cancer victims, right?
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>>694659189
She just kept saying its nothing and I am crazy. She wouldnt say exactly what it is.

>>694659471
>looking out for youself is somehow paranoid

>>694659412
If thats what it was then where is the rest of the bag???
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>>694653269
you. fucking. retard. IT'S SALAD DRESSING. you absolute tit
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>>694660138
Of course he does, he is just a troll trying (and succeeding) to provoke people.
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>>694660138
Actually this is a misconception. Weed is actually used to counter the effects of chemotherapy. It's used to stop nausea, allowing the patient to eat normally.
You fucking ape.
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weed fag here, thats not weed you fuck tard, looks like spices to me, seen a lot of drugs (in the past) and this doesn't look like anything but spices, but if i was your wife i would probably poison you (:
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>>694660291
Mostly you sound like a fucking troll. But if any of this is true, maybe you are wound too fucking tight and she was just trying to get you high so you'd loosen up a bit. So loosen up a bit.
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>>694653269
Marijuana isn't poison. Like, you can't even overdose ffs, all of that would just make you stoned af, if it even is weed. I've seen plenty of innocent cooking herbs come in packages like that.

Next time fucking talk to your wife before you ruin fucking everything and traumatize your fucking kids. Jesus shit
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>less weed in the bag as thread progresses

You're the fucking man, OP. I can't wait to smoke again.
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>>694658394
poison I made OP. post wife nudes and I'll tell you what's in it.
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>>694659993
Yeah exactly what I am afraid of. Thats why I am not calling the cops

>>694660020
No dumb fuck. Its opened from when my wife was putting that shit in my salad and god knows what else

>>694660138
How the fuck would weed help alleviate cancer symptoms. Come on now. Placebo effects.

>>694660294
How the fuck do you people keep saying its salad dressing? Its clearly not salad dressing
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>>694654187
If it IS marijuana, maybe she is trying to put THC in your blood so you fail a drug test and get fired?

Maybe she did it as a joke
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>>694653269
fackin oregano
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>>694658394
OP fuck outta here. You need to fix your marriage if you get paranoid over shit like this. This makes want to dox OP....
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>>694660702
WHY can't it be salad dressing? It looks like a spice, and she was putting it on your salad, what literal autist would assume from that that she was 'poisoning' you!?
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>>694660138
Fucking moron thinks smoking pot will magically cure cancer. It's used in chemo dipshit.
Look at this nigger trying to be smart.
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Burn it and see if it smells like burning weed.
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>>694660535
>used to stop nausea
>used to alleviate suffering
Are you ok?
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>>694660702
Seriously /b/ro, do you even cook? People use shit like that all the fucking time.
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>>694653269
jesus christ... The number of niggers that believe this dipshit's story is frightening
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>>694653269
Mexican here: you are fucked OP, that herb is toloache, a mind destroyer used for women to control their husbands.
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>>694660291
so she literally kept saying "it's nothing"? she never said "it came with the salad"????

>if that's what it is then where is the rest of the bag?
look in the fucking garbage can??? how was she making the salad exactly? lettuce comes from somewhere, usually a fucking bag like in pic related
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>>694660702
Wow, good job OP, at first I didn't think you'd be able to fool anyone, but I guess it IS summer in here.
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>>694660702
>How the fuck would weed help alleviate cancer symptoms.

http://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/treatment/cam/patient/cannabis-pdq
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>>694653768
synthetic pot can cause seizures and leave you with sever brain damage
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This thread is gonna 404. I just hope it's because I missed a joke somewhere. Summer can't be this fucking real
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>>694653269
Nice bait, but if not... Nice way to be a raging lunatic! I hope she divorces your ass and she gets the kids you faggot
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>>694660702
Do you know what it means to alleviate suffering? Damn illiterate.
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>>694661145
It's not a "weed if bad mmmkay" bait thread, op seems way too invested, and the story is so strange and weird it seems like it could be true.
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>>694653269
OP you're a special kind of dumb
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>>694661119
>You do realize that weed is used to alleviate suffering during CHEMOTHERAPY, right?

fixed it for you. It's funny watching idiots like you trying to be smart. Like watching a dog dressed up as a human.
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>>694661545
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>>694653269

ROFL
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And to think, morons like OP actually breath, vote, and reproduce.
I feel bad for your kids being raised by a fucking moron.
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>>694660759
How would getting me fired be a good joke?

>>694661006
Does that look like ranch dressing to you?

>>694661114
Then it will get in mine and my kids systems

>>694661153
Is this for reals?

>>694661307
Was that a big enough does to cause that?
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>>694661684
call the fucking police.
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>>694658394
look up medicinal marijuan autistic cunt
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>>694661657
If he was trying to bait wouldn't it make more sense he'd use something like ground up aspirin as the supposed "poison"?
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>>694653269
I'm calling bait, but if not, if that's marijuana, that's a shitty attempt at poisoning you with it. It's not enough to orally consume it and get a high. A little more, maybe it would kick in, but at that batch the largest affect it could have would be the equivalent of drinking some soothing tea.

Can't be anything lethal like cyanide due to color, granule size, and visible texture.

Dude, I think you overreacted over cilantro flakes.

If you're legit not trying to fuck with us, lick your finger and take a taste of it anon. Post a time stamp while you're at it.
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>>694653269


Today op wasn't a faggot
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>>694661684
>does that look like ranch dressing to you?
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>>694661684
Why did you ignore the post about website for cancer research where you can read how cannabis helps cancer patients and is not poison? Faggot.

http://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/treatment/cam/patient/cannabis-pdq
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>>694656806

OP you are an autistic skid. However, I am crying from laughter right now even if this is fake.
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>>694653269
Lol sorta looks like cheap catnip
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>>694661684
google Datura inoxia, they usually mix it with food to make us ¨fall in love¨ but you end retarded
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>>694661307
Jokes aside this is actually pretty fucking true.
Spice can actually fuck you up real good, also it makes weed feel like shit.
People in UK were having a real problem about this.
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>>694661628
"Cannabis and cannabinoids may have benefits in treating the symptoms of cancer or the side effects of cancer therapies."
http://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/treatment/cam/patient/cannabis-pdq
It is used for both. You aren't even disagreeing with me, you're just desperately trying to.
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>>694661684
but how long
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>>694661684
ive literally seen that exact thing. its a spice packet you fucking moron. i really hope this is bait, if not you should drown your children and prevent the stupid from spreading.
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You are all being baited by this faggot so god damn hard. All the dorito dust and crust on his belly has fallen on the floor from laughing so hard.
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>>694653269
I've read about that herb OP. It only grows in the summer and is an extreme carcinogen. It's maturity is recognized when it begins to take on a triangular growth pattern as nubile sprouts are incapable of forming such intricate patterns
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>>694661736
So they can charge me with possession?

>>694661766
>>694662003
Yeah great. Marijuana isnt bad for CANCER patients. They are going through chemo of course marijuana is nothing comparatively.

>>694661936
Already tasted it once. Dont want to again cause I dont need that shit in my system. Didn't really have much of a taste though.

>>694662106
Holy shit thats real. How would you know if thats what it is?
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>>694656806
>>694653269

YOU LITERAL AUTISTIC SHITBRICK

Here's what you fucking do:

>Stop taking advice on what it might be from anyone on this site
>If it has no strong smell its not weed period
>Take it to a fucking restaurant and ask "hey my friend just gave me this shit and told me to use it in a recipe, can someone here tell me if this shit is safe to use?
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Ain't haha lie
I've heard there's this ingredient wives put into their husbands meal so they dumb down and obey the wife's orders, so they can easily control you
It's a herb or drug but I know the women put it into their man's meals
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>>694661866
Yeah I guess you're right. We should call the cops.
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>>694662618
or take it to a black person and ask if this is weed^^
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>>694662546

You are mentally retarded and just ruined your marriage.
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>>694662518

Yeah I've heard of it too. It's propping up the governments in Columbia and Peru. You ask any DEA man they'll say "There's nothing we can do. From the office of the President right down to me and you."
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>>694662546

If you come into possession of weed or other drugs from an outside source and you did not buy it or did not specifically know what is they will not charge you.

>Source myself
>Found a bong in the forest my dad caught me and took me to the police about it
>The officer said since I found it it didn't matter and send us home
>(granted bong was old and covered in dirt and grass so it was obvious I had not used it)
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>>694662618
Baited
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>>694662124
What a tryhard.
Doing a small research just to prove a point to a random person on the internet.
If you had actualy read modern scientific researches about it you'd know cannabis has absolutely no effect on cancer, just hunger inducing and chemo treatment.
Again, like a baby wearing a tuxedo, it's hilarious and adorable.
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>>694661684
>Then it will get in mine and my kids systems
The mechanics behind smoking any substance is complicated as fuck but basically if you're outside and don't directly inhale the smoke like you wanna get high then youll be fine.
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My brother died of marijuana overdose. His heart stopped before he even pulled the marijuana needle of his arm.
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>>694661866
Thats too much work. Master baiters dont have to put in that much work.
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>>694662777
trips checked. do it op!
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>>694662618
Thank god you're here to enlighten our misguided friend. We need more people like you on the Internet. Now teach me how to sucked my own dick.
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>>694662980

Max bait
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>>694653269
Maybe she's trying to make more chill u insane cuck
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>>694662980
I'm so sorry for you're loss man.
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>>694662901
>Found a bong in the forest my dad caught me and took me to the police about it
Go beat the shit out of your dad for trying to get you a misdemeanor charge. Thats not something okay for a parent to do ever.
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>>694656806
> It is fucking poison. Its illegal and in no way healthy for you.
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>>694662980
kek, gr8 b8 m8
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>>694663093

Teach you to suck your own dick? I can do that:

>Sit on a chair
>Every hour do the following:
>Open your phone and time yourself for 60 seconds
>Bend over as far as you possibly can try to reach your dick
>Do this every day until you can take your entire dick in your mouth

The people you see in circus's bending over at extreme angles aren't born that way. We all are born with the same basic body we all can bend like they do it's just about training your body to handle it.
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>>694662546
>Yeah great. Marijuana isnt bad for CANCER patients.
If marijuana isn't bad for someone as weak as a cancer patient, then how the fuck would it poison or harm you, a healthy individual?
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>>694663041
its easier to hit a pill with a hammer than it is to grind up plant matter
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>>694662958
>Doing a small research
kek. So what are these "modern scientific researches" you have been reading?
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>>694663520
THIS
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>>694663520
Finally someone not retarded.
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>>694653269
That looks like some dirt OP you should reconsider your friends
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>>694663520

To be clear Marijuana doesn't cure cancer or even help cure cancer. It's just used to reduce/help with the pain.

>Source the doctor that treated my great grandmothers cancer
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>>694663775
http://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/treatment/cam/patient/cannabis-pdq
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>>694663929

Sorry I'm taking the information from 2 different doctors over some random website thnx
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Looks like plant material that you spray synthetic cannabinoid receptor agonists on (what you would call spice k2 etc). I used to smoke a lot of that shit.

Can't understand why someone would put it in your food. Something that came in a salad packet would not be sealed that way, it would have a classic "crinkle cut" edge on at least one surface so that you can rip the packet open. Unless you live in tunisia or something. You know, like on a bag of chips.

It's also not any kind of poison, but putting it on food could indicate outright crazy.

However, accusing someone of poisoning you like that is pretty much also outright crazy
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>>694663484
Ok, post you sucking your own dick. You must know how to if you know the method to make it happen.
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>>694662650
I've been reading about this. How would I know if thats what it is?

>>694662901
Idk if its smart to risk that

>>694663257
If I was a cuck I would have just rolled over and took this

>>694663520
It is bad for them, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter because they are already gonna die

>>694663769
It is not dirt
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>>694663578
Man, what a girl, she literally won't stop whining. Go back to your safe space sally, /b/ isnt for you.
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>>694663327
You better be joking...
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>>694663775
that doctor was a fucking uneducated idiot
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>>694664033
>some random website
>cancer.gov
>National Cancer Institute, part of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services
lowqualitybait.jpg
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>>694663929
Lol, nigger believes every shit he reads in the internet. Go ask a real doctor dumbass.
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For reals though these salad kits are tasty stuff
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>>694662821
>694662821
Is this your first fucking day here? Really.
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Define "sneaking." We need some context for this word. Hy do you think she was sneaking it in instead of pouring it in?
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>>694664196

You're gonna die too, so what's it matter??

Weed is harmless. The only harm that comes from using it is only because its illegal.
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>>694664222
U P S E T
P
S
E
T
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>>694664137
oh, to follow up, i would call the police. you won't be arrested for having something, dummy. it's pathetic that you apparently have kids and don't know how the law works at all. why don't you?
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>>694653269
Powdered spices and seasonings...

Congrats OP you are a fucking retard.
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>>694660291
hahahaha good work getting yourself a divorce mr crazy.
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>>694664316
Non.Stop.
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>>694664450
It is the website of National Cancer Institute, part of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. If there is any source of information on cancer that can be trusted, it is this.
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>>694654646
holy shit i got it. is this rarer than mew?

Sent from my Android phone
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>>694653269
I would say that I hope your proud of yourself OP, bit this was too fucking easy.
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>>694662980
Kek
Lmfao lol
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I love marijuana it helps alot with my illnessess.
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Lo, a picture of herbs commonly added to salads
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>>694653269
Make sure you make that bitch pay. Slap her around and spit in her face, that will teach her to never try to poison you again.
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So many people can't be this fucking stupid right? RIGHT?
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Spread it out on a white piece of paper and take a pic. People will be able to more easily ID it as mj if it is.
>>
This is the worst thread I've ever seen. Worse than banana threads.
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>>694653269
please be bait, that's seasoning for the salad you dumb ape
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>>694664501
Look at this summerfag being upset by another upset person.
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>>694664974
it isnt marijuana. weed doesnt have red shit in it lol.
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the funniest part is OP thinks his life is worth a shit after what he just did to the woman who USED to love him.

>because she was making him food.
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>>694653269
>Be me
>Fucking your mom all day
>>
udungoofed.exe.bat

if this is real the police are probably on the way to your house
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>>694653269
post pics of this 'wife' of yours or this is all bullshit
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>>694664697
"Bohoo! I'm right!! I am!!"
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dude im gone af on shrooms and even i picked up on this bait
some nice scores for my /b/ dudes
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>>694664656
>>694664697

Now now girls, you're both pretty.
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>>694664033
>random website
>.gov
You know thats a government website , right?
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Fuck. Just found this in the trash. I mean I guess she could have still been mixing shit with it though...
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>>694665387
So posting information sources from the government = whining? Got it.
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>>694653269
maybe she was trying to have a fun time with marijuana? i mean, get all the family high at dinner? or ether she was trying to get the guilt on you
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>>694665663
1/10
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>>694665373
>>694657760
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>>694660138
Sure is summer here...
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>>694660858
"Im so triggered right now, im gonna dox you with my anonymous 4chan hacking powers"

please, please, kill yourself.
>>
>>694665709
Please do go on, your tears are delicious.
Also, you're an idiot if you think OP was serious, he's obviously a troll you gullible ape.
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>>694653269
Damn OP. Not even baiting anymore. You are out there with a full blown fucking fishing trawler
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>>694662980
damn anon, sorry for your loss :(
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>>694653269
Cant believe people still have the mindset that pot is bad for you....
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>>694656806
Thats definetly marijuana op. You dodged a bullet. She was probably planning on drugging you and stealing your precious seed.
Sent from my iphone
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>>694653269
fuck op acting all high and mighty
>>
>>694665709
anon is right, you're both idiots. Go to bed.
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>>694653269
LQ bait
>>
>>694665054
thats so heinous
>>
>>694666591
ikr, people here are such morons.
>>
>>694653269
If it's weed don't be a pussy. Cook it in butter first, filter it then make cookies or something. Otherwise take it to a lab
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>>694656806
Oh my god. Go to the hospital. NOW. I can't believe you touched/tasted that. It's a common poison you can get online. Look it up. Poison that looks like basil.
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>>694666591
Is it really low quality if it got this many posters?
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>>694665663
Lock away the kids and kill her now while you have momentum. She's in shock, she won't be expecting it after you caught her in the act. Don't lose the element of surprise; don't think. Get the kid's safe, grab knife and do it. You will thank me tomorrow.
>>
Timestamp pic of your firstborn's dead body or this never happened. Hail Satan.
>>
>>694666666
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>>694665709
More whining.
>>
OP PLEASE READ post a picture of the salad so we know you aren't bsing
>>
Toasting in le epic bread
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>>694653269
Send her my way fag, I'll get high with her, or let her make me salad.
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>>694653950
Says the retard who doesn't know the difference between your and you're
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>>694662980
I feel you buddy, my brother died of a marijuana overdose too.. life has never been the same again after he passed away. Months after his death I got addicted too, now I have to take 2 shots a day just to feel normal. I already had my 2 shots today but I have enough for another 4 shots..

I think I will put an end to this misery tonight.
So long /b/ros, you guys are all right.
>>
this shit comes with bagged salads
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>>694653269
>Sneak in an smack the packet out of her hands

Kek kek kek
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>>694656549
It's not about getting high. It's about getting him to fail a drug test you moron.
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>>694667745
it come w dole ultimate cesar i always get those
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>>694656976
He said you'd feel nothing. Did you even read the post you retard?
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>>694653903
In all fields
>>
Could be mugwort. Pot wouldn't do fuck all unless you were smoking it.
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>>694668190
>mugwort

This isnt fucking harry potter you nigger
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>>694657541
Yeah that's why you're such a fuckin winner right.
>>
>>694653903
It's pronounced sah-gey
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>>694664697
>trusting the government
You realize they invented cancer in order to sell weed illegally and then arrest otherwise law-abiding citizens, right?
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>>694653269
OP do you have the box from the salad? if she made it herself then id guess its some sort of synthetic cannabis product or something of the like or perhaps just some seasoning you hotheaded cuntstick. you should probably call your wife and apologize for having been rash and receive an answer to what it is, if you still dont trust your wife at that point go to a police station and explain the situation and receive insight as to what it could be.
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>>694667724
>stuffing grass into a jar and two syringes without needles
>it's weed I swear
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>>694653269
It is kratom, you ass.

Why do you not wqnt to get high qnd healthy with your signif?
>>
I like this thread. Better than alot of the race baiting and cuckold bait threads we get all the time
>>
>>694657631
Why are you so obsessed with Americans?
>>
>>694657714
Well it is poison. Just because you ruined your teenage years smoking and getting worse grades in school than you should have doesn't mean it's not a poison.
>>
>>694657866
No one said you can. Calm down.
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>>694669763
This. Why do people think poison just kills you.
>>
gg OP. so may triggered fags i here
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>>694668354
Dude are you retarded? Mugwort's a weed that grows it places like Alaska and Yukon and shit like that. It gets you high by slowly poisoning you.
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>>694670518
Seriously dude. Stop trying to bait me with your retarded made up plants.
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>>694670518
mugwort is harmless
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>>694670781
Not if you smoke it.
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>>694653269
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>>694658394
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>>694670767
Fuck you dude it's a real fucking plant. You're just too fucking gay to understand how plants work.
>>
>>694670955
>>694671075
A little late to this thread arent you?
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>>694656806
yo dude you should goto the fucking psych ward you paranoid fuck. Also apologise to your wife.
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Never trust that bitch again op. You need to divorce her, get full custody of the kids, and make her pay child support plus alimony.

Call the cops and get a lawyer now. Do not let her back in the house no matter what.

I'm a lawyer.
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>>694671341
Can confirm I'm a police officer
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>>694655266
That's mustard gas
>>694653269
Take it somewhere to get it tested if not poison apologize
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>>694671341
>>694671645
Can confirm I am a judge
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>>694671834
Thank god we have people like us in here, if not this guy would of been doomed.
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>>694671341
Can confirm I am God
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>>694653269
>>be me
>>wife making me salad
>>she he sneaking some small packet of stuff into salad
>>sneak in on her to get a closer look
>>full of some green stuff
>>Immediately rush in and slap the packet out if her hands
>>she acts surprised that I caught her
>>ask her why the fuck she is trying to poison me
>>she says she wasnt that its nothing she wasnt doing anything
>>asks if she thinks I am dumb. I caught her red handed
>>i am yelling at this point
>>two kids come out crying asking whats happening
>>tell her to get the fuck out of my house
>>she leaves crying, dont let her take the kids. No telling what she would do with them

>So yeah. I dont even know what to do. Pic related is what she was putting in my salad. I suspect it is Marijuana. Why would my wife do this to me? Why would she try and poison me? I am literally shaking with rage right now.

kek/10
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>>694653269
Maybe she thinks you need to relax
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>>694653269
Smoke it and grow wings faggot
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