Evens: Join team Instinct
Odds: Join team Valor
Dubs: Join team Mystic
Mystic a best.
>Pic related my fire doggo
>playing "map the are for google without being compensated"
What the fuck is even this shit? Why would you need to join some team? You dumb faggots are going to get shot by niggers who will mistake that for gang colors when you come into a ghetto looking for a Muk.
>Walk up to gym
>Jigglypuff as gym guardian
>I can do this
>Ready to battle!
>Wait, Whats that sound?
>Red Chevrolet pulls up and the window rolls down
>"TEAM VALOR TERITORRY NIGGA"
>Tfw I get shot 9 times for using my battle instincts and not analysing the possible situationswhich could arise when games include gang colors
Not being in Valor
>your breath smells like cum
>your pokemon all have a permanent pink sock
>you don't get to gym battle, just fist yourself on webcam
>0 bowel control
>your pokemin have AIDS and only last a day
>you can't keep dicks out of your mouth