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Evens: Join team Instinct Odds: Join team Valor Dubs: Join team Mystic

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Evens: Join team Instinct
Odds: Join team Valor
Dubs: Join team Mystic
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Already In valor. True team
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rollerino
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>Dubs to become shit
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>once a mystic
>always a mystic
Check 'em, scrubs.
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Valor for life
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Didn't know any better and joined instinct.... fucked up royally. At level 11 and don't wanna start over. FML.
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Mystic a best.
>Pic related my fire doggo
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>>694617452
>playing "map the are for google without being compensated"
What the fuck is even this shit? Why would you need to join some team? You dumb faggots are going to get shot by niggers who will mistake that for gang colors when you come into a ghetto looking for a Muk.
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>>694617452
Roll and let my destiny begin
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>>694620301
>Be me
>Walk up to gym
>Jigglypuff as gym guardian
>I can do this
>Ready to battle!
>Wait, Whats that sound?
>Red Chevrolet pulls up and the window rolls down
>See gun
>"TEAM VALOR TERITORRY NIGGA"
>Tfw I get shot 9 times for using my battle instincts and not analysing the possible situationswhich could arise when games include gang colors
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>>694621272
>Tfw I should have picked team mystic
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>>694621272
You think these autistic nerds know how to buy or operate a handgun?
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Roll odds
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>>694617452
ROLL - HOPING FOR MYSTIC
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Valour or death
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>>694621272
I kekked at battle instincts and analysing
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>>694617452
i joined team mystic cuz it's blue
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The fuck are these teams?
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Rollerino
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Already joined Valor but k.
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>>694617452
Rolling
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>>694617606
Valor masterrace
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>>694617452
instinct master race
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Hoping for Instinct
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>>694621519
You don't think any thugs play?
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>>694617452
Not being in Valor
>woman
>gay
Pick one
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>>694617452
b'okay
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Check 'em
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>>694617452
roll for valor
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Can someone go over the pros and cons of each team please?
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fair
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team Instinct
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>>694624318
Blue and Red make you look disabled, yellow has a small amount of people
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>>694617452
Not joing Valor fuck that
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rooling
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>>694624547
Re
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>>694624318
Instinct:
>your breath smells like cum
>your pokemon all have a permanent pink sock
>you don't get to gym battle, just fist yourself on webcam
Mystic:
>0 bowel control
>your pokemin have AIDS and only last a day
>you can't keep dicks out of your mouth
Valor:
>fuck bitches
>get paid
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>>694621519
>implying autistic nerds cant operate handguns

columbine, virginia tech, isla vista, etc

autistsic nerds do the worst mass killings you fucking apple tard.
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>>694624318
>blue: I'm pretending to be smart but I'm just a lazy gamer
>red: I'm pretending to be cool and trying to blend in
>yellow: I'm new to pokemon
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>>694617452
Let's go
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>>694617452
Instinct roll?
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>>694621519
>Implying autistic nerds play Pokemon go

Maybe team instinct
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HERE WE GOOOOO
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Valor
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