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How fast you fuckers going?

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How fast you fuckers going?
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gotta go fast

>mfw cant even be bothered with googling a sanic pic, just imagine
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>>694564686
You went over
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>>694564686
No ticket for me.
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nigger cops
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I'll take no risk and get no ticket.
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>>694564686
I am standing still, officer
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>>694564686
I'm not a nigger
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>>694564686
>>694564775
>>694564781
>>694564881
itt every one going fast.
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>>694564990
Shit
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Not me Officer
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>>694564686
fuck the police welcome to Ogndal'n mother fuckers
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>>694564686
Nothing to see here, copper.
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ayy lmao
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>>694565301
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>>694565301
i think i have a problem guys
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SUPER FAST
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I only ever go 69
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Ticket me fag
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>>694565301
who let the elderly drive?
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>>694565308
Go faster you fuck
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>>694564686
Np
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>>694564686
Wew
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Excuse me?

POP POP POP

Yea I thought so faggot. That's what you get for stopping me when I'm going the speed limit with no infractions. Fucking pig. Now off to snort some of my medication!
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>>694564686
Just cruising along officer.
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Just pokin' along officer. Nothing to see here.
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Ok
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Rollerino bambino
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i like to drive slowly, officer.
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I DINDU NUFFIN
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>>694565790
>slowly

My ass.
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>>694564775
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alrighty
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>>694564686
Cant catch me white boiii!!!
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>>694565790
90 is slow for you?
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rol
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>>694564686
Fuck the police
*Pulls out an fucking ar15 and starts shooting the speed trap cops trough the open car window*
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>>694564686
Sonic, I choose you!
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last ticket was 111, so 11 over limit
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Just cruising along officer
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>>694566102
fucking sonic. you're shit
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>>694564686
catch me if u can :^)
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>>694566102
>02
>Sanic

Kek
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>>694565979
depends, are we talking 90 miles/h or 90 km/h?
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Wroooom. What appears to be the Officer y Problem?
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Røll
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>all you niggers going slow af
What I listen when i cruise at speeds up to...
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Only niggers break the law
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Ya' can't arrest what ya' can't fucking catch, Pigs...
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>>694564686
rolls by while eating a burger in one hand, drinking a soda in the other hand, and driving with my knees.
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>>694566430
Well fuck...

Ya' can't catch me this time tho'
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>>694564686
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>>694564686
fuck it, the rules of drunk 4chan at 6am suggest I'll be over.
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45
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>>694566592
There we go...
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>>694564686
69 get
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im niet drunkski
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>>694566630
this drink is for you occifer, It's Jameson, but pay no mind.
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Normal speeds here officer!
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Totally not going fast at all ;3
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Vroom.
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>>694566884
Hopefully you're on an US interstate fag
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Speed of trips
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>>694566966
Shit!, the gas got stuck, i swear
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Braaaaaaaaaap.
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Zoom zoom zoom
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>>694564686
I'm fast as fuck boii
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shiet
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>>694564686
suck a nigga
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>>694564686
How many fasts
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>>694567037
Well, at least quit being black. Fuck, man. Save yourself. Jesus.
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I'm not speeding
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>>694567068
nigga keem as fuck
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Shoot
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Speeding is for the guilty
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I am not police officer mr. Drunk...
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>>694564686
Fuck da police
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>>694564686
>If my over 70

just leave
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just under the limit!
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>>694564686
problem officer?
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I'm going to get fucking shot.
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>Whites get tickets.
>Niggers get shot.
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>>694564686
Nothing to see here.
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Just havin a good time
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>>694568188
Oh shit, got to bail. Speed dont fail me now.
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I didn du nuffin
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>>694564686
You're gonna see some serious shit
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>>694564686

This gon hurt
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>>694568225
Fgs, just give me the ticket.
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Really not one Paul Walker reference disappointing you guys no wonder cops shoot niggers
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cant catch me
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>>694564686
Am I being detained?
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Granny here
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>Implying i drive a car
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>>694564686
sorry copper im sanic
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>>694569283
Granny driving at incredibly hihg speed?
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YOU CAN'T TAME ME
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>>694568600
why are you in a standstill
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LET'S DO THIS!
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>>694569371
Get fined, bro
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cant catch me.
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Brrrap
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speeeeeeeed
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>>694568299
Top sped dogo
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Vroom PRRRRRRRR PRAPRAPAPAPAPAPAPA .....PSSSSTTTT!
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Gotta go fast. Like sornak the hegdhug
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Nigger speed
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Well, at least i'm white, so it's fine
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>>694564686
German autobahn
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>>694564686
only if you catch me faggot
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2slow2live
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>>694564686
not fast enough
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get fucked
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>>694564686
:)
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It doesn't matter... I'm white.
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I drive 55
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>>694564686
I'm goof
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>>694564686
im always going fast.
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ayyy niggers
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>>694564686
Wroooom!
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>>694570388
timetravel.get
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I'm black. So if you say I'm going too fast you're racist.
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Did i'm at 88mph?
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>>694564686
No ticket for my, you pigs
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>>694564686
>your
fuck off
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WHO WANTS SOME MOTHER FUCKING MICHEAL JACKSON BUM SEX FUCKERS??????


JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>694564686
>if your over
>your
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>>694564686
kill pigs
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always under 40 officer
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I'm not going that fast
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brraaaapppp
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>>694564686
I'll jump out of my car you fucker
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70 get!
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I'll drive 1 mph
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99 get
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>>694564686
try and catch me!
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nigger
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>>694564686
not moving, 00 get
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Time 2 go FAST
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>>694564686
I like 1 in 30 odds... Ill take my chance.

>rollieo
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>>694564686
No licence plate so fuck you copper
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>>694570583
n-no sir you are free to g-g-go
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Too slow
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>>694564686
Role
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>>694570873
>caring about grammar on a Spanish drug smuggling image board
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>>694564686
>you can`t shoot me I´m a Nigger
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>>69457201
It's 7 in 10 retard did u go to skool or do mathumaticks
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Gotta go fast
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I DINDU NUFFIN MANG
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>>694564686

11 mph
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>>694564686
I did nuffin
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>>694564686
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Break the cuffs of oppression
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Wrrr
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>>694564686
Vroom vroom
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sorry officer can you let me off this one
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>>694564686
screw you copper
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Over 99 bitches
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i dont break the law, because that's illegal you can't do it.
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>>694564686
Rollerino
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I'm only going 32 officer
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Fuck 12
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>>694564686
Rollllinnggggggggggg
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>>694564686
Fuck you
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>>694564686

I should be fine, seeing as how I walk everywhere ever since I started playing Pokemon Go.
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>>694564686
Faggot.
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I'm korean. I think i'm fucked
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>>694564686
I'm-a supah fast, try to catch me
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Try and catch my when I shift this baby into maximum overdrive
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>>694574670
HOLY JESUS
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>>694574599
>I should be fine, seeing as how I walk everywhere ever since I started playing Pokemon Go.
>>694574599
> walk everywhere
>>99
>Pokemon Go

Gotta catch 'em all.
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>>694564686
didun do nuffin
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At least...
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>>694564686
FUCK YOU!!!!
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Shiieeet
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>>694564686
Is there a problem officer???
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>>694575099
>>694575092
gg
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No problem officer
Just bringing these dubs home to my wife
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fuck da police

how do you like my trips, faggot?
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>>694575124
These dubs over here ofc
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slow and steady wins the race cancerfags
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i never speed
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Im no criminal offither
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>>694575183
GOD DAMMIT
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slam on the breaks.
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Well this is a neat idea guys.
I like this one.
Neato burrito.
Select all images with a store front
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>>694564686
2fast2furious
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wooosh
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gotta go fast
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>>694575695
nailed it
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>>694564686
Negro
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Hold my beer
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>>694564686
Not fast enough
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Too fast
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Roll 99
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Dont mind me, going slow looking for pokemans
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>>694564686
i dont own a car
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>>694564686

rolling for 03mph
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Is this one the brakes?
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kkk
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>>694564686
FUCK DA POLICE!
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99 get
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>>694576574
I'M FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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beep
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Im a dirty cop doe
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FUCK
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>>694564686

Rolling for fast food exit
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I'm usually a lead-foot....Roll
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>>694577399

...Oh my!
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69
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>>694577399
Slow down, Sport!
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>>694564686
fuck you piglet, you won't catch me
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>>694564686
NEYOOOOOOOOM
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>>694564686
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Don't mind me officer
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not today mr. police officer
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Hoh sshieeeet
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Vroom
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>>694564686
Vroom vroom
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GET QUADS
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Fuck your radar
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Noot noot
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My speed is superior
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I'm already gone
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I'm at a dead stop so check em
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Roll for 00
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Wroom wroom
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>>694564686
i swear, i was going 65
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>>694578099
Oh damn, slow down there turbo
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>>694564686
Not fast enough:(
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