do it /b/

Will Vikkie choose me over Peter?

Will my dick get bigger?

>>694448026
Will I ever get out of debt and not want to kill myself everyday?

will I have a decent life at any point

should i go on a merderous rampage and kill everyone i see?

>>694448705
do it faggot

>>694448705
holy fuck it knows. samefag verified satan is true to his word

will bianca be my permanent waifu?

is she a slut?

trust me ill post a /b/ thread in a few years when i snap.

Will I get laid tonight? XD

>>694448026
roll

>>694448026
Do I fap?

>>694448026
Will i marry the girl I love?

Satan will i gonna get my chrush which i like right now in time? I'm already going to hell.

No, Will I? ANSWER SATAN!! XD

>>694449007
>xD
get the fuck off /b beta newfag

>>694448026
The faggots are gonna break up, aren't they?

>>694448026

is my old flame talking to me about my dick because she wants it or because shes bored

Will aubree marry me one day?

Will I date the girl I love?

>>694449146 Reformulating qestion.
>>694448026
Satan will she be mine?

>>694449300
Fuck. Can she atleast come with?

>>694449245

> you will find out very soon

getting drinks with her on saturday... its almost as if there's some merit to this.

will she ever talk to that faggot john again

Grr...Will I Get Laid Tonight? XD god satan

>>694448026
Should I commit suicide?

>>694449348
Can she come burn in hell with me?

>>694449373
fuck

Is it true that Satan is a nigger ?

>>694448026
Will my friend get laid this week

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>>694449411
shit nig, that's rough

>>694449428
Sold

Should I Enslave mankind?

>>694448026
Would i ever beat Mega Satan with the Lost?

will I be inside her pussy anytime this month

>>694449579
Awesome

will Trump be the 45th president?

does my nigger god exist

Pokemon Go?

>>694448026
Will I ever get something good happening in my life ?

>>694449687
OK Satan!

>>694449682
kek

>>694449682
kek these are so accurate

Could you become a force for good please?

>>694449720
Thanks Satan, I can kill myself now.

Will you help me bring about heaven on earth?

will I finish in time?

Will I die before achieving wizard powers?

Buttsex tonight with the wife?

Will I ever be rich

Will i ever get quints or higher?

>>694448026
Will I be known as "The One Who Killed All Niggers"?

Am i dead yet?

No?

will I ever have a wife or am I doomed to break up with every cunt after a few months

Will you help me in all aspects, with no tricks, from a purely good and ideallic point of view, so we might say you finally got one over one god?

Will moot ever return?

>>694450121
ty satan

>>694450050
Am i still alive?

Will I have sex?

>>694450205
<3

>>694450258
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

will sam ever talk to me again?

will I ever kill someone

will i have loving sex tonight?

Will Chris ever love me?

>>694448026
Dear Satan, will Dio ever ressurect?

>>694448026
Have you sent him to me?

Is occultism a waste of time?

Is it just me or does this thing give scarily accurate/related answers?

Hey satan ma man jus wondering if yourr ever going to stop being such a fucking dirty nigger and wipe out these mudslimes

>>694450331
drink bleach anon you spaz faggot, fuck off back to club penguin summerfag

Will i get a girlfriend?

Will the world end in 2020 in a post-apocalyptic wasteland with mostly robots remaining instead of humans.

is she going to be mine soon?

>>694450546
:/

>>694450509
So, are there any actual benefits not available to mundane people?

I'll have with sex eva

is she attractive or am I just imagining it

will she like me?

Will I ever get laid?

is she attractive or is it my imagination

>>694450613
Should I get into it?

Will we ever get to divide by zero?

will eva be my girlfriend

Is it okay to fuck animals?

>>694450749
Should I get into occultism and related stuff?

am I luck to have found her

Will I ever fuck that girl?

>>694450673
Does she like me back

>>694450827
Okay... I think this might be somewhat real...
Will peoples' mothers die if they don't reply to this post?

There is a girl I really want to fuck. Will I ever fuck her?

>>694450965
Well fuck you too

does she love me?

Is this real?

>>694451095
Do people mostly get false answers?

Will she reply if I text her

Do you consider my cock big?

should I fap

>>694451183
Do you lie to people?

>>694451196
Fuck this I'm out

am I hung

>>694451322
<3

>>694448026
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

>>694448026
is clinton indeed a lying cunt?

Is there anything after death?

should I keep browsing /b

Ok

>>694451431
GTFO. Will this anon die in his sleep tonight if he doesn't reply to this post?

>>694451257
Will this anon die in his sleep tonight if he doesn't reply to this post?

>>694450658
Will this anon die in his sleep tonight if he doesn't reply to this post?

>>694448026
Is she pregnant

will Trump be pres.

>>694451687
Will this anon die in his sleep tonight if he doesn't reply to this post?

>>694451531
when your overused faggoty post backfires on you. will anon get his anus ripped open if he doesn't reply?

>>694451735
rip the dream

will hillary be president

>>694451769
Because it's already wide open :^)

Will i ever lose my virginity

will i get rich ?

>>694451735
Will this anon die in his sleep tonight if he doesn't reply to this post?

do I live up to my own expectations

>>694448026
Am i actually fucking gay

>>694451962
Will this anon die in his sleep tonight?

>>694452004
aw shit

does she like me?

am I a weaboo?

>>694448026
Will Trump become president

Am I Satan?

Will Shaelyn love me?

>>694452050
Should this anon kill himself?

is she a good choice for waifu

Will I die any time soon?

will niggers be even more niggers?

was hunter a better option

>>694449223
D:, someone's butthurt xD

>>694452277
kek, I guess it backfired to me....
Will I die this month?

Will I get rejected?

Can i fuck whoever i want?

>>694448026
Can I smack your ass while you call me daddy?

>>694448026
Is Obama a lizard?

>>694452352
def shitty bait, faggots of this caliber don't browse /b

>>694448026
will I get her?

rul

>>694448026
will i fuck marcella tomorrow?

Will my dick get bigger?

>>694452504
That's great Satan I always knew you're the best!

will B message me today?

>>694452688
smd satan

>>694452658
rly?

am I allowed to be happy

if I start right now will I finish in time

weed or nah

is this real

>>694448026
Well my last x ever leave me the Fuck alone

>>694449555
checked

>>694452391
Will I die this week?

>>694448026
Will i find any friends?

Do you love me?

>>694448026
Have you sent your minions to me?

Am I going to have sex this weekend?

>>694453129
Well...could've been worse i guess.

will i get a gf this year?

Will i marry some day?

>>694448026
What if I like bondage and torture? Will you still bind me and torture me?

>>694453126
Why would anyone sell their soul to die faster...
Were you just messing around with me and I'll actually live a long life?

>>694453247
will i find a girl this year?

will I die young?

Will I become a successful biomedical engineer?

Should I leave /b/ and do something productive?

Should I keep up with commission art?

>>694448026
Will I win the Powerball this Saturday?

>>694453366
I suppose you can't tell about the long living part. But were you just messing around with me and this dying this month stuff?

Will I ever be a success?

will I ever do anything important with my life

will i have fun this weekend if i go

>>694453485
Screw you. I change my own fate and I'll live a long life!

Will I pass the bar given my current studying effort?

Are you actually an accurate way of predicting future outcomes?

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Will Aly respond?

Will I get to be intimate with someone I love soon?

Be my bitch

>>694453468
Fuck you too Satan.

is this thread shit?

will I ever fuck alyssa

Is she the one?

>>694453678
haha satan you are now my bitch

>>694448026
My father, Satan, I ask you, will I ever achieve all of my hopes and dreams?

Will I become a mad scientist?

Are we gonna have sex again one day ?

will the double bj of my dreams ever happen

>>694453434

Roll again

Could you help me lead a more productive life?

Am i gay?

Does she love me?

>>694453830
I would if I knew how the fuck to sell my soul

>>694453855

So I will then?

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I'll sell my soul for her and for her never to age. Deal?

>>694453808
Will I become a mad scientist? Give me a straight answer

Does my friends ex have aids?

>>694454110
Nah bro, can we make a deal on this or not?

>>694453968

roll again

>>694454110
same, let me see my waifu regularly and you can have my filthy weaboo soul

Will I ever get a girlfriend?

>>694448026
Will Peridot ever give me a foot job?

c:

Will I see my enemies fall?

>>694448026
>Are you kiding me?

>>694454256
drink bleach satan

will I ever have anal sex and enjoy it?

will i get laid this summer

>>694448026
should I do the summoning ceremony with my bredrin?

>>694448026
will I get a gf?

Should I go for her?

>>694454170
I have been asking RNG god for a week tell me, will I become a mad scientist?

should I even try

Am I getting a message back tonight?

>>694454223
Thank you, Master. Will you be sending the contract by mail, in person, or ? ?

>>694454413
maybe? so reroll

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>>694448026
When my grandad dies will i inherit some of his millions? but serious the cunt needs to die

beginning to think this autist shit is real

>>694454473
Fuck Satan, you're an ass hole

>>694448026
Will she still become my gf?

will i have my dopemoney back?

will i ever be with the love of my life?

should i kill myself?

are my balls ok?

Am I a faggot for sucking off a man?

will I see her within the month

>>694454515>>694448026
Say no more, Satan. Say no more.

Should I cheat on her?

>>694448026
Jews are bad guys?

>>694448026
Will Donald Trump win on the elections?

should i find a gf in next year?

Heliolisk is Waifu Tier?

will i ever fulfill my fantasy

>>694448026
Will i get her?

>>694454438
Satan, look I have memories of the future, I traveled through time and was forced to be born again, is this true? Or is my mind deceiving me

>>694454842
>Jews are bad guys
>"You'll find out very soon"
>>694454860
>Will Donald Trump win on the elections?
>"probably not"

IIITTSSS HAAPENINGG!!!!!

>>694448026
will i ever find myself some irl loli

will I get it this year

am I going to fail

Is Obama going to hell?

Did Hitler do nothing wrong?

is ariana retarded?

>>694455567
I think you already know the answer to that:)

>>694448026
rollon

fgdh

Will i get laid tonight?

can i go outside?

>>694448026
Does Heaven exist?

>>694456032
Well, that's it

should I go fap in the bathroom

>>694448026
Will the devil ever make lame impact posts at 4chan and answer them

is fbi going to rape me

Is my cock bigger than your's?

>>694448026
will money & murder make me happy?

>>694448026
rolll abcd

do I have a small dick

>>694448026
Did she ever ?

>>694448026
Will she?

How do I shot web

dyfdgxf

>>694448026
will i became mod on one forum?

did she enjoy sucking his dick

should i try to fuck her ?

>>694448026
will i ever be truly happy?

>>694456815
argh!

Am I a faggot?

I will be rich?

>>694448026
have men nipples on purpose?

will ceriah blow me if I ask

Brake with her?

will someone kill hillary clinton befor she gets president?

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>>694448026
Dear Satan,
Are black niggers the confirmed scum of the Earth? Thanks in advance.
Sincerely,
Tyler

>>694448026
Will she reply before 1 a.m ?

>>694457176
Yup. It's confirmed.

Calling for all blacks on Earth to commit suicide.

>>694448026
Do you exist?

>>694448026
Do you fucking exist?

Is my penis large?

>>694457410
Answer the question you fuck.

Will I ever have a child? Pls be no

>>694448026
Can I rule with you.

>>694448026
Will you grant me super powers for free?

>>694448026
HEY FUCKWIT OP

WHY ARE 2 OF THE 'ANSWERS' QUESTIONS?

YOU'RE A FUCKIN TARDBUCKET OP
FUCKIN FAGGOT
ASSHOLE FUCKSHIT
NIGGER FUCKDICK
FUCKIN SO STUPID OP

>>694448026
Will I meet my dream girl in college?

>>694457347
>>694457410
>>694457492
>>694457641

Ok this thread gave me chills. Damn

Is she going out with her new boyfriend?

>>694448026
Will you ever come on earth to end our miserable lifes?

should fuck the little witch?

Will my music ever make me famous?

>>694448026
Should I hang my sister then have sex with her boyfriend ????

God is she going out with her new boyfriend?

>>694448026

Did she actually kill herself

>>694457826
well, that sounds like a good deal

>>694448026
Will I ever find that genuine thing

will i ever roll quints?

>>694457726
Oh shit, should I do it guys?

Should I reactivate my accounts and be the old fake social fuck I used to be?

>>694455024
Is my time to become a mad scientist nigh? Is it going to take place soon?

Change to new car?

>>694457928

At least I can spell kidding now tell me you shit