What would be your last words?

Please help me nut one last time.

a

So long, and thanks for all the fish

Check'em

the 100.000.000 $ are under my.....

>>694412633
You're my hero anon

*Jumps off dead bed*
I'M GAY.

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>>694411608

Thank you. This is all I've ever wanted. I couldn't ask for more

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>>694411608
>pic related

>Implying I'll have last words

>>694411608
When they get here tell the paramedics I'm sorry.

>>694412613
lol I get it

I want some chocolate.

I was mr blobby in the 90s

If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven.

Such is the rule of honor.

>>694412633
uh oh

I was a man all along.

>>694411608
"Oh, Again ?"

I will die tonight if you don't reply

^
Οk

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>>694412633

Bye everyone
I'll see you all in therapy

Oh and by the way

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>>694411608
well, its been fun

watch out, a sni-

>>694411608
"did you just shoot me?"

Allahu akbar

>>694414577
-per

>>694414716

Kek

>Implying that anyone will be with me when I'll be dying

>>694411608
Peace among worlds!

niggers tongue my anus

>>694411608
>"how do i greentext?"

>>694411608
That's easy! Hold my beer.

We live as we dream, alone

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>>694412633
My hero

DEATH! OR SOVNGUARDE!

nooooAAaoooaoaoaOooOOOOHOHHhhhhhh

F my life

>>694411608
>Hey, watch this!

>Implying there will be anyone to listen

Its dat boi, Oh shi...

Hey Ya’ll. WATCH THIS!

>>694414645
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"

OP IS A FAGGOT

So much done, so much left to do.

>>694411608
>All the money is under a big W
Then I kick a bucket

>>694411608
There's something wrong with this thing... it keeps jamming~

"Hey watch this."

*to whoever is around "everyone on this planet and everyone youve ever known and loved WILL be dead within the next 120 years.this conversation will not have any significance to the matter"

>>694415530
hey, be funny

"Watch me say "Nigger" in this ghetto; lel."

>>694415716
Thanks captain obvious, that was really deep.

>>694415644
beat ya to it. hivemind.
>>694415471

>>694411608
"Die? That's the last thing I shall do."

What a ride, oh my god this whole time I was just waiting in line.

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>>694411608
report healer

"Too old."

"I'm cumming!"

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seed out of a dill pickle?

GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!

>>694411608
See you space cowboy

See you space cowboy

>>694416423
>>694416448
weeb trash. you won't be missed.

>>694411608
Wait! Wait! It's just a prank, bro!

inb4 404

>>694411608
Probably random babble.

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I love cornbreeeeaaaaddddd!!!!! Uguahaaaaaa!!!!!

I don't feel good.

"my steam password is dickupmyass69, may the karambit be in good hands."

"The gold is buried...
...in my ass..."

why it took so long ?

To be or not to be-that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep-
No more-and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to-'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep-
To sleep, perchance to dream. Aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, but
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveler returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.-Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia.-Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

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>>694416507
>Anon walks towards the parking lot downtown
>heading home from work
>WHATCHOO 'AYY WATCHOO FINNA WHITE BOI
>wat?
>Anon is jumped by niggers
>they brutally beat him down because BLM
>DATS WAT UU GIT WHITE BOI!
>YOU KAWAII MOTHERFUCKA! WAT YOU GOTS TO SAY FO YOSELF SON?
>anon raises his head from the pavement
>"weeb trash, you won't be missed"
>anon's head falls back
>police arrive on the scene
>quickly line up facing the niggers
>open fire
>anon's death is glossed over by the deaths of the innocent niggers who killed him

going out to play pokemon go

be back in an hour

>>694411608
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>694411608
See you in heaven

>>694415530
based

>>694411608
Take care. Lifes been good. Time to get the show on the road.

Thanks.... Obama....

Wait... is that a snip....

>>694418851
YES IT'S SNIPPY THE RAT

>>694413604
kek

>The Earth is Flat

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>>694419895

>>694419895

>>694411608
fucking finally

And a cup of water, no ice please

No, seriously, it'll be awesome!

Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?

>>694416234
Kek

Knowing me I'll probably die doing something stupid so...

>"I didn't tell anyone what I was doing today!"

>>694412687
Underrated

Everything is fine nothing is wrong

>>694421756
Not really. It's what 9fag would say.

>>694411608
I fucking told you there was a sniper

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Inspire me with a picture /b/

>>694411608
There are 17 bodies in total

Hold my beer and watch this

>>694411608
Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It
>>694422209

"What the fuck was that noise?!"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

I should have died much sooner. Fuck society for convincing me out of the noose.

>>694412613
lost coast ?

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>694422819
Wew lad

>>694411608
Fuck you!

Moist.

>>694411608
oh wow oh wow oh wow

>>694411608
Fuck you Jesus.

>>694413933
dubs do not lie

I broke the high score!

My god, it's full of stars

"Don't look at my internet history"

>>694416234
Like Golide Hawns husband in Private Benjamine...so your wife will go off and join the Army?

>>694411608
"REMEMBER! Though today it is me ... we all shall fall."

I told you I was sick!

Hodor!

>>694423644
Faggot.

long live our most holy mother of Guadalupe! Long live America! Death to bad government, and death to the Gachupines!

More than likely it'll be something like, "Don't worry, I got this. I know EXACTLY what I'm doing." Followed immediately by me either blowing myself up or some other stupid accident.

>>694424591
Sounds like me, kek

I'm a lumberjack and I'm...

>>694411608
alex is a fucking nigger

>>694411608
End quote.

fuck you

"I swear, she was alive when we started!"

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>>694413430

This gay bar is really cool