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Ask a guy who just wasted around 700 dollars anything

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Ask a guy who just wasted around 700 dollars anything
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>>694402024
What'd you waste it on?
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What did you waste $700 on?
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You fags need to get a life and stop wasting 700 bucks on a hooker.
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>>694402024
Just spent 2450$. I won
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>>694402024
Ever taken a piss on your sibling?
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I do shit like this all the time
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>>694402272

once applied ointment to my siblings butthole after a difficult shit
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>>694402090
>>694402114
I bought tickets for an expensive trip for me and my girlfriend to go somewhere.

I had saved that money for ages, I don't make shit.

Earlier today I found her fucking some dude, I beat him and threw her on the street with a set of clothes. All I got from this was that assholes clothes
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What did you waste it on op? Don't leave us hangin, nigga
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>>694402272
Nah man, not yet, pissing on graves is no fun
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>>694402323
How did your hand smell and were yor erect?
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>>694402424
Never mind, posted this around the same time you answered.
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>>694402419
If you beat him and not her you're an effeminate cuck. Unless you knew him. Then you beat both. Although the story is probably fake, so it doesn't make a difference.
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>>694402524
>spotted the virgin
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>>694402483

It was pre wanking stage and I used a Popsicle stick
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>>694402585
>whenever you look in the mirror
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>>694402524
Yeah, beat the bitch I spend 5 years loving and go to jail. Exactly what I want

>>694402585
Agree
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>>694402419
Not sure why you would beat him up, he did you a favour.
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>>694402482
I like you,you are invited to my splendid costume party,there is a prostitute coming and mikes got his car ready,bring a black trashbag and good shoes,we're dumping her bits of in the everglades, I got the chainsaw covered so dont worry, its gonna be great
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Did that faggot OP not provide a story
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>>694402687
As opposed to the dude who she could easily give your name to and also do jail time? Weak. If you didn't know the guy, she's the only one in the wrong, but therein lies the reason she cheated on you. It all comes full circle.
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>>694402779
>bingo

Most astute observation yet
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>>694402501
Did you lick it?
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>>694402524
KANG HANG CON FEEBUHLEY?
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>>694402912
VON VUUSTERBAIN
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>>694402779
I was angry. Not much I could really do

>>694402820
Gif related
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>>694402829
>>694402419
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>>694402630
Did you lick it
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>>694403017
XING XING SLICE MY PEENY OFF THEN MAKE SOUVLAKI
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>>694403017
Listen, better to waste $700 in the long run then get married to a girl who isn't faithful. She was wasting your time and this dude showed you that, plus you don't know what she told him - she might've said she was single. This is a good thing for you OP, at least you won't be shelling out thousands and a lifetime of misery on someone's whose unfaithful.
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>>694402677
Yer dubs dont lie
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>>694403017
Your so in
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>>694402839
No idea who the dude was. She yelled Richard at one point. I'll figure out who the dude is somehow, the town isn't that big
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>>694402998
Sorry I dont speak nazi
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>>694402424
hybrid Quaddubs
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>>694403300
Hybrid quaddubs.
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>>694403291
HIYIYIYIYIYI FINGLEBERRY
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>>694403338
thanks
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>>694403175
Yeah, that's whats keeping me going. Now that you say that, he did seem pretty confused when I walked in the door.
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>>694403288
I get that you were angry but if anyon deserved a smack it was her, should've just tossed the guy out
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>>694403427
VON CHONN DUE DEEBUHLEY?
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>>694403342
I see,guess I'll have too get a dog now and beat it to death with a childrens toy at the golf court..
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>>694402419

bullshit, you didnt beat him.

You walked in on them fucking, startled and a beta faggot, you sat in the corner and masturbated until he pumped all of his fluid into her, he left and then you asked her to leave aswell.

KYS
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>>694403559
HIBBLE DEE BIBBLE THE CATE AND THE FIDDLE THE NIGGER JUMPED OVER THE WHIP AT THE PLANTATION
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>>694403611
Highly accurate
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>>694403698
zis
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pic of slut or story is a falsehood
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>>694403473
He left quickly, It wasn't a proper fight. I just threw him around a bit, then he ran off. I was screaming at her, and she would say was sorry over and over again, fake tears and everything. I just threw her out. I couldn't bring myself to smack her, even though I really would love to.

>>694403525
Yes

>>694403611
>Walk in
>say "what the fuck?"
>Guy gets up and looks at me confused
>Woman gets up "Anon, I thought you were working"
>Dude walks to me
>Grab him, throw him around a bit
>Gets loose
>Chase to door
>runs off
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> $700 is an expensive trip
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>>694402419

>not getting off on it
>not fucking her afterwards
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>>694403787
Can't argue with that then. Should've at least hit her with a fire extinguisher though, just for good measure
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>>694403813
I make fuck all, 700 dollars is alot of money when I barely pay rent, food and Utilities
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>>694403787
>Grab him, throw him around a bit

did you by any chance grab him by the dick with your mouth and by throw him around, do you mean deep throated his dick until he came

with him begging you stop because he is not an autist fag like you, when you finally let go he ran off.

also did he run off naked down the street?

sure.....
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>>694404000
wish I did now, even if I couldn't bring myself to it.
Also nice get
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>>694404006

Damn, poorfag life sounds terrible.

Maybe hard work and luck will help, OP
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>>694404113
Yeah, sucked his dick and called him master.

>>694404175
Poorfag life is a sad life
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>>694403643
Sweet mothers mercy,how my scrotum has swollen since young lady susan passed,a new day dawns and i only now first live,has it always been so,were it is so and may have been but now my friends,now,now I am erect and ready,onwards we now stroll with glee in our hearts,too the nearest all male bathouse,I cant wait too get plowed by a stranger in the steam,jolly days the bring me back to those summer nights I spent in the church as an alter boy,father Brannigan,I miss his touch,he was a true filler..
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>>694404289
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>>694404289
go on
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post some pics of the bitch OP
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>>694404272
That is clearly a really shitty way to come back home. You won't be able to think rationally about it for some time but they're right, at least you won't waste money on a cheating whore over a longer relationship.
But right now try to focus on something else, maybe ask another friend to go with you on thattrip at least it won't be wasted completely. Enjoy the time there, sunbath, swim, maybe even fuck some bitches if you are someone able to pick up chicks to take your mind off of her.
Just DON'T pay attention to her, she cheated, clearly planned it (based on your work hour), so ignoring her (and being happy) will be the best Fuck You to her
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>>694404459
Boy,oh boy I recall the last time I even came close to feeling this way,it was during our third year of marriage, susan an I where at the local tavern seeking out a male,wjat we jad arramged with this fellow was for him to have his way with my lady susan,we had given him instructions too seek us out and that we would have a rum and coke ordered for him,as we sat there waiting for this stranger,with our drinks there,susan looked me dead in the eyes amd handed me the pills under the table
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>>694404747
Sure

>>694404998
I was thinking about selling them, and just using the money on some other stuff. But, I guess it would be hilarious to go with some other dude and watching her reaction.
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>>694405045
I then proceeded to spike the drink we had ready for the stranger, shortly after and introduced himself to be our friend,we did our pleasantries and made sure he knew what was intended,he seemed okay wiyth me watching and made mentions on the bars ability to make a good rum and coke,this gypsy cunt has no idea what is about too hit himu
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>>694405228
Oh i thought you couldnt sell thrm
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>>694405228
does she have a hot friend you'd like to fuck ?
or some girl she hates ?

could invite those too instead
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>>694402024
not a waste.
you just bought a 700 dollar life lesson.
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>>694405508
I can't get a refund, and it won't make 700, but it'll make something, which is something. And something is better than nothing.

The bright side, no need to cook to please anyone anymore. Time to buy cheap shit and have more money for myself and my mates
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ask a guy who wasted dubs on a shitpost thread anything
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>>694405603
Her friends are all above 200 pounds, she only hangs with them to look better, though they are all sweet as fuck, and they are on my side on this.
But would I fuck them?, no thanks.

>>694405634
That's a cool way to look at it. Still, I could have bought alot of cool shit for them
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>>694405734
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>>694405422
Soon we all got up and went too our apartment, when we got there I could barely contain myself,I was near damn so giddy,it had been so long.
But susan remained calm and cool as ever,the gypsy had no clue.
They got naked and started things off slowly while I sat in my grandfather's chair in the corner,where the legend used to sit,with the biggest grin on my face,I watched and waited,eagerly.
Susan looked at me and blinked as she smiled,the gypsy was on top of her,he was beginning to feel stangely,he didnt say but I could tell,I was fully erect at this point
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>>694402024
Haha, how fucking poor are you?
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>>694402829
Lol it's been so damn long since I played resident evil 4 that I completely forgot about the ending. That bitch wanted it SO FUCKING BAD and Leon was just like "PSSHHHHHHHHH no."
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>>694405901
All of a sudden the gypsy screams in agony as tje laxitives I snuck in his drink took affect,projectile diarrhoea flew out the mans ass all over our bedroom,I got so excited that I rose up and practically threw of my trousers, exposing my dimond hardon,I began beating off and shouting "sandnigger shitheals" at the top of my lungs,as the gypsy kept shitting himself uncontrollably on our bedroom floor,susan then stood up and said "I love you"
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>>694402024
This is why you shouldn't live in a city unless you don't respect yourself.
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