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Just fought 2 black guys who tried to steal my phone. Knocked

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Just fought 2 black guys who tried to steal my phone. Knocked them both out.

AMA
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Good work showing white dominance.
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>>694387967
I'm Latino.
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Why do you think lying on the internet is acceptable behavior
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>>694387817
do u do martial arts tho
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>>694388043
Should've filmed it
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>>694388043
Legal?
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>>694388045
No reason to lie. Shit really did happen. Walking home from the gym right now and boom, they wanted my phone.
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HOW DARE YOU DO VIOLENCE UPON THOSE PROUD MAJESTIC DECOLONIZERS YOU WHIYE SUPREMACIST LITERAL HITLER?!?

SO TRIGGERED
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is it because they wanted ur pokemans?
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>>694387817
Were you playing Pokemon go?
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>>694388217
Yeah. Legal. Mexican American.
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>>694388295
I don't enough data on my phone o get Pokemon go
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>>694387817
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Pokemon Go ? They gonna catch all your phones. And your wallet.
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>>694388307
Nope, I was on YouTube like a retard. Walking down a residential street in the dark on my phone like a retard. I learned my lesson
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>>694388172
I was kind of hoping someone was there to film it but no one witnessed the beating
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>>694388551
Pikachu got my back
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>>694388526
Are you black?
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>>694387817
>>694388141
Hey, faggot.
Have you fucking trained in any marital arts and or combat sports?
Do you currently fucking train anything, cunt?
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>>694388141
>>694389005

Muay Thai
3 years
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>>694389175
lies
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>>694389444
Checked

But I ain't lying brotha
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>>694388043
did you rape them after you knocked them out?
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>>694389705
>But I ain't lying brotha
k

>>694387817
>AMA

How'd the confrontation go?

Tell us the story?
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>>694388043
I see what to did there. good job Sir
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>>694387817
are you the leader of them now?
do they call you sensei now?
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>>694387817
Did you win because of white privilege, or because you were actually stronger/cleverer?
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>>694390363
>cleverer?
Fighting ability is a combination of intelligence and knowledge.

I'm not sure about the world "clever," but "smart" is often used to refer to someone who is both intelligent and knowledgeable, but it's also used interchangeable.
Maybe normal people can't differentiate knowledgeable and intelligent that well, so the definition of "smart" was shaped based on that.
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>>694388043
Every man who defends against nigger aggression is white in my book, anon.

Niggers have a glass chin as a rule and usually go for well telegraphed butchslap haymakers. Was that your case too?
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>>694389705
Tell me everything, bro.

Did you use a hook, elbow, liver strike?

t. muay thai fag
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>>694390022
Walking home from the gym around 12:30am. A bit late. Walking down residential street on my phone and they ran up to me. I quickly put my phone in my pocket and they demanded my phone. Straight up thugs. Both at least 6"3 weighing at least 230 LBS. I didn't hesitate and I immedialty threw a right cross which knocked one of them out and went in for a takedown to the other guy. Happened real quick. Fight dirty. I was on top of him half guard just throwing elbows at his face. Non stop until I knocked him out. Both finally knocked out, I got up and went home. Didn't want to stick around.
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>>694390848
That is true. They are also genetically gifted with muscles but you're right. They do have glass chin and no experience fighting on the ground
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>>694391028
>I got up and went home. Didn't want to stick around.
Man, you fucked up. You're always supposed to check the bodies for weapons, armor, and items.
Hope one of them has a med pack if you took damage during the battle.
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>>694391023
I explained what happened. Pretty much through a right cross knocking out one of them. Went in for takedown to the other delivering multiple elbows knocking out the other. Fight lasted no more than 5 minutes.
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>>694391242
I know, I should've checked for any weapons but I didn't want to get involved with the cops and deal with all the bullshit with cops and going to court. So I just left. I should've checked for weapons though. Just in case
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>>694391182
Well done.

I would suggest avoiding the same route for a while though. These niggers would be sore for a while and might want to seek revenge. They are dirty, filthy fuckers so take care and never relax.
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>>694391481
>checked for weapons
Nigga, I'm saying that you should've looted the bodies.
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>>694391797
Thanks. I know these guys weren't from this part of town. These guys straight up from Compton. The way they dressed and spoke to me.
Now I'm taking the main streets home where it's active with people and more lighting.
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>>694391242
>>694391481
it's loot day when you knock a nigger out. take THEIR money, THEIR phones, THEIR guns or whatever the fuck they have, strip them naked and stomp in their teeth. Stops them from trying that shit ever again.
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>>694392166
>Now I'm taking the main streets home where it's active with people and more lighting.
I'd monitor the area and watch for them trying to watch for me, so I can go round 2 on their asses getting them all sneaky like before they can try and get me all sneaky like.
The fun's just begun!
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>>694392071
I know but I just can't do that. When a man is desperate to steal from others its because they have nothing. They need to steal from others to survive. I don't need to take anything from them. Im just glad im alive right now. It could've gotten worse.
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>>694392232
After what I did to them I'm sure they will think twice now
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>>694392232
>Stops them from trying that shit ever again.
It also makes you a bigger target.

I'd settle with taking their cash and wallets, taking the batteries out of their phones and breaking the batteries, stripping them naked, and tying their shoes to their balls. Their shoes would also tie them together by the balls, all cute and romantic like.
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>>694392429
>When a man is desperate to steal from others its because they have nothing. They need to steal from others to survive.
lol no.
That's true some of the time.
A lot of the time, people just want drug money.
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>>694392325
I'm ready for anything. I watch all my surroundings and carry my knife in my pocket ready
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>>694392509
>After what I did to them I'm sure they will think twice now
Or they'll just think about developing more skill.
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>>694387817

IF you are so bad ass, how did they steal it in the first place?
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>>694392671
>and carry my knife in my pocket ready
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>>694392716
I'm sure they will. Hopefully people don't make the same mistake I did. Get off your phones and pay attention while your walking.
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>>694392429
In some cases that might be true but you do have foodstamps in the usa dont you? So what justifies robbing another person if you aint starving? Fucking junkies probably deserved the beatdown, gw mexibro
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>>694392741
Hey never did. They tried too
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>>694392850
>Get off your phones and pay attention while your walking.

>get of your phones
I only really use my phones when walking for directions.

>pay attention
I think too much for that. I don't pay attention to shit.

But I do pay a little attention, enough to notice some fun coming along the way.
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>>694392904
>mexibro

Kek. Thanks

I'm pretty sure they are living like shit. No need to make there lives even more miserable.
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>>694387817
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>>694393062
I hope so. Because my dumbass wasn't aware of my surrounding and I was watching a fucking YouTube video compilation of cats being scared of cucumbers. I think I deserved to get attacked by them. Good learning expierence
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>>694393137
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>>694392232
>THIS
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>>694393137

What are the troops who support Bernie?

I work on a military base and I see a fair few Bernie stickers on the soldiers' vehicles.
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>>694393210
Video sounds cool mate, wanna put up a link?
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>>694393137
Wait a minute. Is that army? Or marines
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>>694392904
>that might be true but you do have foodstamps in the usa dont you? So what justifies robbing another person if you aint starving?
A lot of people end up selling their foodtamps for drugs and needing food.
Homeless people don't have food storage, so they can't eat relatively healthily while also having enough to last until you get more foodstamps.

You can get by eating like shit, nothing but buying beans and rice in bulk, filling up water bottles with public restroom sink water, but you need to be able to cook for that, and store your beans and rice.

To live in the woods, if you don't have money, you need to make your shelter, make your food storage, and hopefully you'll have a place to make a hobo stove and camp fire.
Even then, you have to deal with the bugs.

A lot of resources to help people don't advertise well, that also makes things difficult.

You still need soap, shampoo, toothbrushes, tooth past.
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>>694392584
i'd american-history-x them
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>>694387817

All this and more coming up on the next, all new episode of "Shit that Never Happened"!
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>>694387817
and the ugly people losers is werid and is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly like the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers that smell like poop like beyonce and the ugly hippo loser women that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and lame like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly
and the ugly people losers has to hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way cause is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce n is lame and ugly
and thats why the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers is ugly cause is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce
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>>694393358
http://youtu.be/_BRp7ezUqbI

This is the video I was watching before they came up to me. Kek
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>>694387817
Why are you so racist?
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>>694391308
lmao lmao lmao
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>>694393680
I'm Mexican.
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>>694393210

>I hope so
I can't help it. I'm just generally uncomfortable in public and around strangers. I'm still not completely comfortable around people in general.

>video compilation of cats being scared of cucumbers.
You're not the only one that would be distracted by that.
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>>694393723
still counts as a privileged white male
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>>694393837
From what other white people tell me I can pass as white. Even Russian and German as well.
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>>694393767
Me too but you can't trust anyone out there. Fuck that. Always be ready to fight. Fight dirty if you have too. Survive
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>>694393498
I agree with you that there are a lot of dificulties involved in scraping out your existance on american social aid.
However puting another person in direct danger by robbing them is unjustafiable.

We have the same type of apologists in sweden for migrant crime for example where they refer to their relative poorer socio economic background as if that makes their robberies more ok.

Got plenty of relatives whove been assaulted and robbed by gangs in one of the greatest welfare states in the history of the world.

Whats the justification? Yeah they need miney for weed and they want nice and cool things. Appart from that its a part of criminal youth culture to assault people with no reason.

Cousin nearly died from it and my dad broke his foot. Your position is admirable but in my mind understanding doesnt need to bring acceptance.
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Hispanic brother here. Well done
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>>694394557
From my point of view it's not about justification but comprehension. If we are able to identificate what drives people to do that then maybe we can fix it
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>>694394557
>However puting another person in direct danger by robbing them is unjustafiable.
I was wasn't saying that it was justifiable.
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awww wheres all the fight gifs/webms/vids
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hccyPJ7a8j4&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhccyPJ7a8j4&has_verified=1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWrYUUIrR2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWTsM_YUOrQ
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>>694395172
>>694395281
neat
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