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>me in college a few years ago >start dating real qt >first

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>me in college a few years ago
>start dating real qt
>first time going to a party to meet all her friends
>they all call me “MP” for some reason(not my name)
>ask gf about it, she says they always give their guys nicknames and mine stands for “Mr Perfect”
>feeling pretty good

>next morning I go to check the time on her phone and see message from her friend
>omg MP was so cute, too bad about his MicroPeen though
>realize that all of her friends were calling me micropenis to my face last night
>dated for a year more, and needed to put up with them calling me MP repeatedly and knowing exactly what it meant
>pic related

Anyone else with a micropeen?
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No mate
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Atleast it didn't mean Mr Pedo, because you make her feel like a pedophile when she had to suck your prepubescent nub.
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Post pic erection
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>>694378605
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>>694378860
How do women react to that?
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>>694378860
that's just sad
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>>694378860
Timestamp, faggot
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>>694377944
So are you amazing at giving head or is she fucking a dude behind your back? Because if it's the first one, it's probably actually both.
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>>694377944
>calling me MP repeatedly and knowing exactly what it meant

thanks for the laugh. why didnt you call any of them out on it?
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Old pasta.
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>>694377944
Not b8, I always never thought these were actually real. I thought they were shooped or something. How can this even exist? I don't know, I may just be judging too quick, anybody got a hard pic?

and btw, BBC posting here, so I don't know the struggle
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>>694378860
its that a thumb ??
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>>694378911
Most are polite but you can definitely tell some care about it. Some are really fascinated, and not in a bad or mean way
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>>694379250
do they let you fuck them? are they satisfied?
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>>694379114
He has a micropenis, his girlfriend could probably have everyone call him tiny dick fagged and laugh in his face and he would play along so she didn't leave him
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>>694379114
That would be really awkward....how would that conversation go?

Also I didn't want to break up her because it's nice having easy sex and other reasons
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>>694378860
I don't fucking believe you
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>>694377944
did you talk to her about it?
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>>694377944
If u were fucking her whats it rly matter?
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>>694379206
Yes, on too of the ruler. Congrats, you know your body parts!
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>>694379539
Pics of gf?
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>>694379601
Nope, she never knew I knew. She did throw out typical small dick insults after we had broken up but never said anything before that
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>>694379539
just could have told her that its a messed up thing to do. didnt even have to turn it into a fight.

having a tiny dick doesnt mean you cant have balls
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>>694379070
I didn't go down on her too much...apparently I'm not great at it. But she also described herself as "quasi asexual" sometimes
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>>694378860
that ruler starts at 1cm which is even sadder
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>>694379724
damn
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>>694379843
I'm surprised she even let you date her for a year. Gotta see pics to know what we're working with, you said she's cute I need proof.
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>>694379368
Yes, and I have no idea. Some come back for repeat performances, some don't
Too many factors to really tell
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>>694377944
>letting them call you micropeen for a year

wtf beta, why date someone with no respect for you
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>>694379968
He didn't say she was cute, he said she was easy
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>>694380035
Because micropeen, idiot.
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>>694379711
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>>694378860
I mean not to be rude OP, but you make me feel a lot better about my size. Im not small but im not that large either and i thought i might have a tough time. Props to not giving up.
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>>694380035
Because I as getting something out if it - somewhat consistent sex. Also, she was pretty fun and never disrespected me directly
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>>694377944
and i think there ugly cause is ugly and black and i think there ugly cause black skin is ugly and thats hy iam getting hurt cause the black people is hurting me when i pretend to like them cause i think the black people is ugly cause is black and the black people get angry when people think there ugly cause is black and thats it
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that's fuckin' sad m8
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>>694380169
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>>694379609
>fucking her
have you seen the pics?

srs tho, find a girl insecure with her flat chest OP
live happy ever after :3

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/my-small-breasts/
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OP is this genetic? Does your dad have a MP?
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>>694380169

>clearly blonde hair in first 2 pics
>clearly dark leg hair in pic with grill


Troll
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>>694380169
>>694380424
is that a smile of content?
or sarcasm?
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>>694380525
Learn about exposure and white balance ya dum dum
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>>694380524
I haven't seen my dad's dick for many years, but as I recall it was a typical dad dick
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>>694380617
she seems like an ass
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>>694380424
I'd suck your dick op.
Doesn't look deformed or anything, just small.
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>>694379180
>bbc posting here
Thats just going ultimate fucking cuckfag. Just kill yourself you subhuman selfloathing scum
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>>694380765
''typical dad dick'' are you fucking serious??
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>>694380424
>>694378860
>>694379609
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>>694380844
Thanks...a few girls have called it good looking/cute
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>>694381004
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/mhbl95/workaholics-dad-d--ks
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i just thought of something
i bet she's been with you so long because she knows you won't break her heart and leave her for someone prettier

she's got you sewn up

hang in their OP
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>>694381027
>girls have called it good looking/cute
i dont think thats a good thing
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>>694381154
Except they already broke up.
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>>694380525
look at her teeth
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>>694381309
When they're blowing it it is
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>>694381198
that an Amanita?
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>>694381198
When your mushroom doesnt get enough light
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>>694381495
yeah
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>>694381342
you know she's telling her new BF that her last BF had a micro penis and just loves his new bigger penis
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>>694378860
Im calling bs on this cuz that is NOT fully erect,gonna have to show a flacid and erect pic with timestamp,anon
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>>694380765
cant tell if that was sarcasm, didn't mean to ask if you have seen your dads dick.

guess I meant to say if you've ever asked your dad if he also has a MP?
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>>694377944
How has you mp affected you in life, like school and mood. Did you overcome these obstacles with ease?
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>>694381644

Well, if OP has a new gf, who cares? If he doesn't then he might care a bit. Iunno. He seems pretty okay with things.

>dubs checked
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Was she from one of those sandnigger countries where she had to stay Virgin for the future husband?
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>>694378860

Does a micropenis come with microballs? Serious question.
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Did you're ex ever moan while having sex or felt that she was faking her moaning?

Why not get a qt asian girl OP? I doubt they will call you micro penis.
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>>694382502
kek
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sounds like OP is dealing. what else can you do? you get whatever your genes give you.
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>tfw someone with a micro penis can get a gf and keep her for over a year
>tfw girls look disgusted as soon as you try talking to them
>tfw no gf
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>>694382502
You're free to judge their size from the pictures....I have no idea what normal or small or large balls look like
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>>694382352
Not much impact....I make a lot of money doing software and school was very easy for me. I never really tried hard but finished in the too 5% of my class
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>>694382380
No, she is italian/Columbian mix, born and raised in the us
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>>694383662
It helps that I'm pretty funny, not bad looking, and know how to talk to people.

By the time they see my dick it's too late
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>>694384220
post face
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>>694383845
how did your ex come to know of your MP?
did you just whip it out?
did you give her a heads up, beforehand?
did you butter her up to the notion of loving a guy with a small dick?
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>>694384220
post face with eyes blotted out
i wanna see how good looking you are :3
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>>694383679
You don't watch porn?
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>>694384510
I'll pass. I'm not gorgeous, but in probably alittle above average, and in shape, which doesn't hurt
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>>694378860
>mfw my penis is 2.5 times larger than this
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>>694383662
Hitler had a gf, then he probably torched her
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>>694379368
>are they satisfied?
are you retarded?
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>>694384867
She probably torched him. Bitches be crazy, yo.
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>>694384391
answer this
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>>694377944
is this b8?
who would stay with someone who did that or remain in that kind situation ffs s m h f a m
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>>694378860
damn
that shit is LEVEL
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>>694385612
>who would stay with someone who did that or remain
Obviously someone with a micro dick that wants to get laid
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>>694377944
Op post face but blot eyes like others says
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>>694381309
when you see it . . .
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>>694378860
>>694377944
>>694380424
>>694380169

I'm so sorry dude
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>>694385964
hookers duh
you are incorrect
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>>694381309
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>>694386179
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>>694386224
the chick from Lorde has a few good pics too
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Confront her, then do what feels right with her response. That simple

Well... Don't rape or beat. Some insulting might be tolerable
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>>694377944
14,2cm reporting in
thickness is only 2 fingers :c
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>>694384743
cool
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>>694381555
Fuckin chekt lad. Now check mine plz
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>>694386857
Have you ever thought about investing money in some type of hormones prescribed by a doctor, or any other method avaliable atm to help alter the length/width?
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come on OP
anything else on your chest
i wanna know the life of a micropeniser
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>>694386002
See what faggot
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Mate, you need to learn not to care about your dick size. Learn to eat out and finger fuck. If a chick really digs ya, she won't care. I ain't nothing special, trust me. You need to get some confidence
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>>694377944
Amputation is your only effective solution.
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>>694387544
Lol nigger my dick is that big soft and I'm only 12
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>>694387894
Pic?
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>>694387894
Nigga da fuq are you, my think is 5 feet soft and i'm 8 and 3 quarters
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>>694388073
I ain't trying to get banned you fucking pedo
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>>694387894
Nice b8, my dick is soft
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>>694388095
fuck off kid it's past ur bedtime lol
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>>694388196
not b8 but fr I'm 12 and you're a babydick fag
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>>694388254
Prove it, mate
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>>694388322
not trying to get banned pedo, and fuck your dubs babydick
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bump
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>>694388380
I lied and said I was 15 once and was banned for 4 weeks, enjoy the b&
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>>694388380
Then don't start stating false things about your dick you fucking faggot kys
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>>694388444
FUCK YOUR TRIPS
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>>694388487
lol you're just mad because you're a babydick
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>>694383981
How the fuck do you not know it'd spelled colombian
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>>694388519
full house ;)
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>>694388594
This "babydick"made your mom horny
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>>694388707
lol fuck off babydick neckbeard, that's why you're talking to a 12 year old on /b/
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>>694383630
just playing dick you were delt
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>>694388778
12 yearolds shouldn't even be on /b/ you fucking retarded
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>>694388778
Hey man you started it. Quit talking shit over the Internet, it's not 2009 anymore
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>>694389061
>>694389150

lol babydick u mad
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>>694388778
Nobody gives a shit about flaccid dicks, its how hard you get. You could have a 3 incher soft then have a fucking 9 inch blood flow later. So for all we know your dick gets half an inch to an inch hard and you have the most baby dick out of everyone
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>>694377944

Dicklet here
Feels bad man
Thinking of an heroing
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>>694384220
>by the time they see my dick it's too late
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>>694389788
Nah mate, just be good with your tongue and stuff
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>>694377944
How is peeling, hard to hit the toilet water?
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>>694388778

why is there a 12 year old in a thread about dick

ffs mods
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>>694389237

Silly Spook, c'mere so I can hang you in my back yard, I need a pinata for my party coming up.
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>>694383981
there's your problem, fucking Colombians. next time get a decent girl. I spent four years fighting those fucks. Yeah that might make me biased against those burro fucking Escobarites, but the norm for Colombian women now is for them to be worthless cunts. That's why I refuse to date one. Sure, I would have fucked three or four more girls if I did go for the cocaine cunts, but it's quality over quantity for me.
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>>694388778
Nothing to respond, looks like you loss there
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>>694379180
Muh dik
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>>694379974
Well do they orgasm or not?
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This thread makes me thankful for my 6.5 inches. Thank you OP
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>>694378386
I'm not surprised no one replied to your shitty comment
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>>694380844
>>>694382
Are you a girl?
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>>694377944
Dude, seriously don't worry about it, that bitch and her friends were just a bunch of cunts, a bunch of skanks

If you can fuck and get off, that's all that matter, and some nicer girl will come along the way and not give a fucking shit

btw that's not a micro penis, a micro penis is like 2 cm long

you're smaller than average but who gives a shit, find a good chick and stick with her
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>>694388605
funny how you Escobarites care about that. Go back to your coca plants, Juan. those Guerrilla want their product. If you don't they'll gang rape your wife (donkey) again, burrofucker.
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>>694378860
Reverse image search smh. FAKE
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>>694378860
Would you consider yourself left leaning politically?
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>>694390707
Fuck, i know right.
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>>694390148
Fellow MP here, I always sat while peeing. Same size as OP
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>>694391035
make sure she isn't a burrofucker.
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>>694391187
I actually considered surgery costing $13k to make the 6.5 bigger. But OP has taught me to save my money and be thankful
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>>694389503
Lol, he mad
>micropenis detected
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>>694391365
Not only that, but the surgery would make your dick larger, but in the long run other complications would take effect. ED, possible scarring, shit like that.
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>>694379180
They are definitely real. His isnt even that bad because it has normal girth tbh. Some guys are like a fucking pinky finger. Ive seen one in real life.
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I thought I was small. (semi-hard)
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>>694391719
nope, you'll make some gay man really happy as he fucks your ass.
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>>694391719
You are average. Wouldn't bat an eye if you showed me that in the bedroom. 6/10
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>>694391527
Jokes on you I fap so much my dick is a singular mass of scar tissue
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>>694379250
>>694379974
well you go to parties so i assume you must have an interesting personality and/or you treat girls in the best way.
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>>694380617
it's called not being shallow
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>>694380525
both are literally the same face
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>>694391719
>>694392014
looks like we found that gay man to pound you. Quite quickly might I add. Happy butt-fucking :)
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>>694392109
It's called taking a picture
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>>694392180
oh fugg
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>>694391035
A micropenis is clinically defined as less than 3.5"
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>>694392014
Depends if your a fat guy jerking off in a dark room with little to nothing on besides a trench coat and a pickachu bowtie, or just about anything else
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>>694378860
...Why did she stay with you for so long? Did you even make her cum? Also, do you get off on sph?
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>>694391694
>normal girth
nigger what
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>>694392151
yeah, you can see the filthy cocaine cunt in her. poor choice choosing an Escobarite. next time choose a chick who doesn't have donkey fucking in the family tree.
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>>694378860
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Well its nothing special
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>>694392361
Kek for humorous imagery.
I am a man, but an attractive one who gets laid a lot, partially because it's easy as a gay dude but still.
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>>694392373
she was a burrofucker, she talked shite and fucked guys on the side like a typical Escobarite.
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>>694387544
i still attach my masculinity and worth to penis too much
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>>694380083
kek
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>>694392617
see? what did I say about the gay part earlier? good for you there, mate. Parents might not approve but if it makes you happy, good on ya... just don't fuck burrofuckers, ok?
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>>694383630
My dick can look like that unerect. I have a thing for humiliation and having a small dick. Which sucks because then I get hard. ~6in. in length and average girth. fml.
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>>694392428
Ok small girth. But still in normal range. Looks like it's thicker than 2 fingers erect.

Like i said i saw a dude with an erect dick that looked like a pinky finger. It was fucked up.
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>>694377944
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>>694380424
Jesus man I couldn't even imagine...
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>>694392787
poor guy.
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>>694387894
Reported.
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>>694377944
sorry brah, can't relate. sucks to be you I suppose. ever consider being a power bottom? seems logical in your situation.
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>>694392813
wax those legs and put on a pair of panties, you're better off taking than giving with that clit, if you know what I mean.
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>>694381644
I'd say when your dick is that small that's just something you're gonna have to not care about, if she was a bitch he can just be happy to know she was never having as much fun as he was.
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How do feel that my balls are bigger then ur dik ?
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>>694390123
8/10 m8.
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>>694377944
Go on bdsm sites and find girls into dominating dudes with small dicks.

Small dick fetish exists, and it's more popular than you might think.
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>>694392813
I mean really, those legs look like a guy in his mid twenties, but that hairless dicklet screams ten... am I going to jail for looking at this?
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>realize that all of her friends were calling me micropenis to my face last night


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>694393150
Kek, you had to search for bbc to find that. Faggot
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>>694392813
If you did something about that leg hair I'd suck you off for hours.
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>>694393150
Tbh. 8 inches is the best size (still huge). Once you go past that interest declines because of discomfort and that shit looks fucking wierd.
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>>694393150
he probably feels good since he isn't a nigger... and worse, a fake nigger like you. You're a disgrace.
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>>694393380
Femanon or just fag?
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>>694393380
this is 4chan, he's a fag, or a Colombian burrofucker, or both.
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>>694393438
Fag. But ive heard chicks complain about 8". Also heard guys say 8" is way too big for them. Shit im 7" and dudes have complained im too big lmao.
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>>694393150
Why do I find black dicks so fucking disgusting? Whenever I looked up for porn I would always stay away from anything black.
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>>694390602
girls don't orgasm you retard!
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Hey man don't beat yourself up over something mainstream culture invented. This is my 8" dick for example. I'm also rich and considered attractive and fit butttt ive been cheated on and ditched for guys with so called micropenis. There's no reason for it logically. Women are fickle and mean no matter what you're packing
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>>694393638
Lmao. Found a virgin
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>>694384867
Of course Hitler had a girlfriend he was fucking HITLER he was amazing. I would be Hitler's girlfriend and I'm a straight man.
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>>694393584
because you're smart and not into bestiality.
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>>694393583
I'm 7" straight virginfag, kinda worried about it tbh
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>>694386002
kek I saw it!
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>>694393665
To be fair, that is not an attractive dick.
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>>694390887
are you a retard?
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>>694393665
they're worse when they are burrofucking Escobarites. so just keep away from them and you'll be fine.
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>>694387894
underage b&
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>>694393879
what does that mean? girl or boy
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>>694393584
that's because you're jealous
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>>694393046
this, having a tiny dick is the reason I want to become a sissy and your dick makes mine look enormous op
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>>694393754
Statistically 1/4 guys are 7" or bigger. I wouldnt worry about it.
The girls will love it
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>>694393987
I don't have a problem with big white dicks in porn though
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>>694378860

your cock can suck my dick, faggot
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>>694390602
i read somewhere that sex would feel better if you don't think too much about orgasm. orgasm is not a must in sex. orgasmless sex would still feel good if with the right person. well, unless you're brought up with western values, i guess.
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>>694394084
1/4? Neat, thanks anon
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>>694394177
that... that sounds pretty faggy actually, mate. you sure he's the faggot?
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>>694382502
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>>694379180
Get the fuck out of here with that nigger lovin shit, you make me sick.
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>>694380424
>>694380169
god damn that things cute

would wrap my lips around/10
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>>694393754
Girls below 20 might find it too large, but just take it easy get em really wet or use only half before she get's wet.

If you want to get em wet stimulate the gspot (google squirting intruction videos)

When they reach 25-30 they prefer larger penises

And for the record i'm 4,7 so I mainly have anal sex and fistfuck the vagina
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>>694394243
Yeah there have been dick size studies. Lots where guys sent in their own stats. But only trust the ones where a nurse measured it. And those results said roughly 1/4.
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ITT: OP baited anons to post their dicks to masturbate later
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>>694378860

Jesus op

How did penis inspection day go for YOU?
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>>694394399
I know this is 4chin... and you being a girl is a longshot... but are you?
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>>694394186
You dont have alot of sex do you
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>>694378860
just lose some weight and you will have bigger dick
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>>694394542
nope, just a fag
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>>694394539
my gym teacher told me I had a dirty pee pee.
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>>694394570
not with shallow millenials
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>>694379180
black penis look like turds, those women must also have a scat fetish because blowing a black guy looks (and preobablly tastes) like eating shit
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>>694386179
She looks like a wench, whose natural gifts were poor.
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>>694394644
well, you're quite generous.
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>>694394243
Girth man, think about the width.
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>>694393987
That's because you're a nigger lover. Cunt.
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>>694394797
Girth was ~4.5" last I measured
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>>694394793
i have a thing for small uncut ones, theyre 2cute
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>>694394726
Tastes same... Ive sucked dicks of pretty much every ethnicity. Tastes same unless it's unclean and ive only had that happen with white boys so wash your fucking dick.
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>>694391719
do the 'penis in toilet paper roll' test and you will see if you are average
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>>694394797
it's true, I'm only 3" on a good day in length, but I'm 10 inches in girth. the ladies love my tuna can.
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>>694392813
lose the fat gut and you will gain an inch
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>>694394993
I heard that was bullshit. I cant fit in, but that just measures girth.
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>>694394926
please tell me you didn't suck off a Colombian...
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>>694394926
I only sucked white guys so I don't know, but sucking black dick is like eating chocolate from a diaper, you know it's not shit but you still don't want to take te risk and put it in your mouth
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>>694395177
Brazilian boy was hot. He blew his load in my ass a bunch of times too. That was a fun couple of months.
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>>694394926
It's not our fault you are a slut anon
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>>694395435
???? What?
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>>694395150
yeah, you can still have a big dick or a small dick, the thing is that many women agree that girth is more important than length. too long or too wide will hurt but wide and average is better than averag and long
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>>694395313
Brazilian is ok, so long as he wasn't Colombian.
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>>694395435
>>694395556
truth, if you are willing to suck off a stranger with an unwashed dick then you are a total slut
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>>694394993
So what does this entail, besides knowing your not fitting inside a toilet roll?
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>>694395614
1000% agree, but is the test right? It seems too small for avg girth
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>>694378860
bruh
Is that max length? My dick soft is 4.5 inches.
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>>694379861
Top fucking zozzle
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>>694395736
if you don't fit it then you are above average, if you fit it snuggly you are average, if you fit your dick and two fingers then you are a pencil dick
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>>694395702
Ok. But like. I dont care if im a slut? Was just saying that skin tastes the same regardless of melanin. And i know im a slut, it's a good fucking time. His post didnt relate to mine in the slightest
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>>694395826
your dick soft ain't much use other than emptying the piss sack and helicoptering, now is it.
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>>694377944
How could you possibly think you were perfect when you knew you had a micropenis
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>>694395988
As a white male, I have to defend my race from people like you
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>>694395988
hell, I'm straight and I'd let you suck me off. If you were nice to me. But my cock isn't your type.
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>>694396148
Hahaha
A white male defending white males from white males!
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>>694395988
and I don't care that you don't care, the fact that you don't care what you are doesn't change the fact that you are. The fact that you still don't care shows that you are still not mature enough to change your harmful behaviours, or to translate it for you: you don't care about what you are doing to your health, body and reputation because fun (lack of boredom and chores) is more important.

When you will decide to change, and that time will come (in your 30s or 40s), you won't be able to change, every relationship you had in your life was just revolving around sex and benefits, you will be unable to feel a real conection with your partner and intimacy will be non existent.

Change is better sooner than later
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>>694396297
You might look white but deep down inside you feel black
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>>694396230
Why isnt it your type? Micropeen like OP? Said i have sucked very race, so that must be it.
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>>694396297
with that much confusion, and denial he should join the modern day feminists.
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>>694396412
no, average and cut.
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>>694395971
Well that's good to know, now me and my hand will know how much girth i got
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>>694396554
Why are you not my type then??? Diseases? It's not race or micropeen.. Running out of reasons your cock isnt my type.
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>>694396680
oh, my mistake, I thought you liked smaller uncut ones, sorry.
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>>694396374
Lots of successful people have had lots of sex lmao. Why can't I have my fun?
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>>694396791
granted, when he's takin a nap he looks tiny.
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>>694396791
That was a different fag :)
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>>694396982
yeah, sorry about that mate. you're a fag, but a cool fag like Freddy Mercury without the AIDS.
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So we all just love dicks here dont we
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>>694397612
it would seem that way.
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>>694397162
Thanks

>>694397612
And probably most, but not all of the people in a thread about cock
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>>694397612
Probably can rule out lesbians though lol
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>>694397960
Even lesbians like strapons, sooo da pepe
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>>694397960
I don't think any lesbian is in this thread anon
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