>me in college a few years ago
>start dating real qt
>first time going to a party to meet all her friends
>they all call me “MP” for some reason(not my name)
>ask gf about it, she says they always give their guys nicknames and mine stands for “Mr Perfect”
>feeling pretty good
>next morning I go to check the time on her phone and see message from her friend
>omg MP was so cute, too bad about his MicroPeen though
>realize that all of her friends were calling me micropenis to my face last night
>dated for a year more, and needed to put up with them calling me MP repeatedly and knowing exactly what it meant
Anyone else with a micropeen?
>calling me MP repeatedly and knowing exactly what it meant
thanks for the laugh. why didnt you call any of them out on it?
Not b8, I always never thought these were actually real. I thought they were shooped or something. How can this even exist? I don't know, I may just be judging too quick, anybody got a hard pic?
and btw, BBC posting here, so I don't know the struggle
If u were fucking her whats it rly matter?
just could have told her that its a messed up thing to do. didnt even have to turn it into a fight.
having a tiny dick doesnt mean you cant have balls
I mean not to be rude OP, but you make me feel a lot better about my size. Im not small but im not that large either and i thought i might have a tough time. Props to not giving up.
and i think there ugly cause is ugly and black and i think there ugly cause black skin is ugly and thats hy iam getting hurt cause the black people is hurting me when i pretend to like them cause i think the black people is ugly cause is black and the black people get angry when people think there ugly cause is black and thats it
have you seen the pics?
srs tho, find a girl insecure with her flat chest OP
live happy ever after :3
i just thought of something
i bet she's been with you so long because she knows you won't break her heart and leave her for someone prettier
she's got you sewn up
hang in their OP
>girls have called it good looking/cute
i dont think thats a good thing
you know she's telling her new BF that her last BF had a micro penis and just loves his new bigger penis
sounds like OP is dealing. what else can you do? you get whatever your genes give you.
>tfw someone with a micro penis can get a gf and keep her for over a year
>tfw girls look disgusted as soon as you try talking to them
>tfw no gf
how did your ex come to know of your MP?
did you just whip it out?
did you give her a heads up, beforehand?
did you butter her up to the notion of loving a guy with a small dick?
>mfw my penis is 2.5 times larger than this
>are they satisfied?
are you retarded?
I'm so sorry dude
the chick from Lorde has a few good pics too
come on OP
anything else on your chest
i wanna know the life of a micropeniser
Mate, you need to learn not to care about your dick size. Learn to eat out and finger fuck. If a chick really digs ya, she won't care. I ain't nothing special, trust me. You need to get some confidence
Nobody gives a shit about flaccid dicks, its how hard you get. You could have a 3 incher soft then have a fucking 9 inch blood flow later. So for all we know your dick gets half an inch to an inch hard and you have the most baby dick out of everyone
>by the time they see my dick it's too late
there's your problem, fucking Colombians. next time get a decent girl. I spent four years fighting those fucks. Yeah that might make me biased against those burro fucking Escobarites, but the norm for Colombian women now is for them to be worthless cunts. That's why I refuse to date one. Sure, I would have fucked three or four more girls if I did go for the cocaine cunts, but it's quality over quantity for me.
This thread makes me thankful for my 6.5 inches. Thank you OP
Dude, seriously don't worry about it, that bitch and her friends were just a bunch of cunts, a bunch of skanks
If you can fuck and get off, that's all that matter, and some nicer girl will come along the way and not give a fucking shit
btw that's not a micro penis, a micro penis is like 2 cm long
you're smaller than average but who gives a shit, find a good chick and stick with her
funny how you Escobarites care about that. Go back to your coca plants, Juan. those Guerrilla want their product. If you don't they'll gang rape your wife (donkey) again, burrofucker.
Ok small girth. But still in normal range. Looks like it's thicker than 2 fingers erect.
Like i said i saw a dude with an erect dick that looked like a pinky finger. It was fucked up.
I'd say when your dick is that small that's just something you're gonna have to not care about, if she was a bitch he can just be happy to know she was never having as much fun as he was.
Kek, you had to search for bbc to find that. Faggot
Hey man don't beat yourself up over something mainstream culture invented. This is my 8" dick for example. I'm also rich and considered attractive and fit butttt ive been cheated on and ditched for guys with so called micropenis. There's no reason for it logically. Women are fickle and mean no matter what you're packing
i read somewhere that sex would feel better if you don't think too much about orgasm. orgasm is not a must in sex. orgasmless sex would still feel good if with the right person. well, unless you're brought up with western values, i guess.
Girls below 20 might find it too large, but just take it easy get em really wet or use only half before she get's wet.
If you want to get em wet stimulate the gspot (google squirting intruction videos)
When they reach 25-30 they prefer larger penises
And for the record i'm 4,7 so I mainly have anal sex and fistfuck the vagina
ITT: OP baited anons to post their dicks to masturbate later
just lose some weight and you will have bigger dick
black penis look like turds, those women must also have a scat fetish because blowing a black guy looks (and preobablly tastes) like eating shit
She looks like a wench, whose natural gifts were poor.
I only sucked white guys so I don't know, but sucking black dick is like eating chocolate from a diaper, you know it's not shit but you still don't want to take te risk and put it in your mouth
yeah, you can still have a big dick or a small dick, the thing is that many women agree that girth is more important than length. too long or too wide will hurt but wide and average is better than averag and long
Ok. But like. I dont care if im a slut? Was just saying that skin tastes the same regardless of melanin. And i know im a slut, it's a good fucking time. His post didnt relate to mine in the slightest
and I don't care that you don't care, the fact that you don't care what you are doesn't change the fact that you are. The fact that you still don't care shows that you are still not mature enough to change your harmful behaviours, or to translate it for you: you don't care about what you are doing to your health, body and reputation because fun (lack of boredom and chores) is more important.
When you will decide to change, and that time will come (in your 30s or 40s), you won't be able to change, every relationship you had in your life was just revolving around sex and benefits, you will be unable to feel a real conection with your partner and intimacy will be non existent.
Change is better sooner than later