Keep this thread alive.
Some serious shit is about to go down.
I got something you guys are gonna love to see. Just give me some time to prepare it.
You do /b/?
>inb4 "turn on CNN in 10 minutes"
About 20-30 mins. The more I have to reply to clear shit up, the longer it takes.
I will be dropping some hints to boost the hype from time to time
And also to bump the fucking Thread.
>Guys, give me a half hour, and I'll deliver.
>I needed to make this thread a half hour early to boost hype, as if making the thread simultaneous to the completion of my preparations wasn't an option.
>I promise, I'm not a cock-mongling faggot.
>I'm not a normal, non-delivering OP, Trust me (as if other OPs before me haven't said the same thing before).
>/B/e my personal army.
Bumping with first hint.
Next bump will have a story in it.
Unrelated to what I'm doing but thought you might enjoy. Happened recently.
>19yo college freshman
>meet girl on first day, not bad looking. Has nice pair of fits and some good legs
>a bit of a bitch, but a funny bitch.
>didn't have any friends so take what you can get
>femanon invites me to a party, alot of her friends will be there.
>a bit introverted, but fuckit.jpg
>flashforward a week later
>throw on a pair if kahki's and a gray polo. Gotta stay classy.
>Goto party. Too many fuckng people. Get nervous and look for femanon. Excited to see what she's wearing
>awkwardly stand by the door, can feel sweat gathering under my pits. Wearing cotton so I'm fucked.
>see femanon emerge from a crowd of dudes. She is wearing a not so skimpy dress. Pretty conservative. Much dissapoint.
>chat for some time, introduces me to a few friends and hit it off great.
>flashforward an hour later.
>host tells everyone to gather in the living room.
OP... You Fuck. I just finished a long night shift and need something good! Hurry this up.
Alright, now its gay.
>too many fucking people, room is hot.
>everyone ordered to get on the floor
>host whips out a bottle
>fucking spin the bottle
>if bottle lands on you, gotta take a dare from last person dared.
>flashforward a few mins
>bottle lands on me
>get dared to suck Chad's dick
>Chad is a 6'3" black dude from the college Track team.
>fuck that shit
>femanon says I'm a pussy if I don't deliver
>everyone of those drunk bastards yell it out too.
>feelin' the been, pressure overcomes me
>Chad is blazed, nigga must have been on sum good shit
>look him in the eye in disgust
>his 6"-ish cock slowly rolls out, just greatful it isn't too big
>get in my knees. Remember what Dad told me
>If you don't like it, half-ass my boy
>put the penor in mouth slowly
>refuse to have it in mouth, so just the tip
>keep it there for just about 17 seconds
>flicked tongue subconciously
>spit that shit out
>feeling like a dirty whore
>mfw when expecting to get puss but end up sucking off a black dude.
I scheduled firework shows in most of the united states of America. Happy 4th fags
Alright guys was busy with story.
Here's another hint. Now let me get back to worm.
No more clues. Tine to reveal this. Trump's eventual tyranny must be out to a stop before it can begin. I propose assassination. I need to infiltrate his next public speaking in Philadelphia.
nice follow through man. appreciate the effort, not the faggotry but whatever. kek.
OP here. Im prepared to finally come out of the closet and accept big black dong into my ass
>expecting something good
>op is just an edgy faggot
Well, I'm out of here.
Hey guys, OP here. The big announcement was that I just wanted to make sure you all friended me on Facebook pic related.
This shit is faker than my tits and I'm a guy. Some other OP posted this story but in a different way becuase obviously he typed it. In the end he had to suck the guys dick like a few days after on 4th of July.
I see you are trying to prevent democracy like a true tyrant will by removing choices
If you guys wish to leave. So be it. At the speaking, I will have my mates cut the power to the place, and as the generators start up the main guards will be handled. Trump will probably flip the fuck out. Whilst the huge commotion occurs, I will be in the third floor, second window of the building directly across the street. The perimeter guards have already been taken care of. Trump will be an easy target.
OP here, i was just proving to a friend how easy it is to get a thread going. I've literally given no topic and just said Berlin and had you fools lurking on.
Good night /b/
Ahh, the sweet glory of seeing pic related and knowing OP wasn't a fag
As i said, the perimeter guards have been taken care of. By that I mean kidnapped. This isn't a solo operation. I'm not that dumb, I'm simply the shooter. Ive stopped caring about prison, as my morals and ideals don't agree with the fact that Trump will be president so much to the point where it doesnt matter what I do, cause I do it for the better of all of you. I don't care what happens. Hell, I'd prefer to be gunned down right then and there.
Big words for a dude behind a computer. I suppose you have proof? Otherwise youre wasting me and my associates' FUCKING TIME. I couldnt give a fuck about your cause because you cant prove it. Youll be remembered as the faggot OP. Not the man who took down a tyrant. I think I'm done here. Thanks for nothing faggot OP.
>perimeter guards have been taken care of
the fuck is this, spy kids 4? i'm sure if someone was legitimately going to assassinate donald trump, they would totally post it on 4chan
fail bait, kys