Sup /b/, bitch finally replied
You Misogynist harlot. GTA is for stupid neckbeards who live in their moms basement. It enforcesthe capitalist conservative Christian patriarchy. I just built a shrine to Allah in Minecraft. Come watch me blow it up. - Say that
That's not dubs feg
lets be homest ur a 4 at best im a 6 thats to points up lets cut this bullshit lets just our fun and if we like what we see we can catch up one day but for now lets rock each others world. Tell me what are you wearing actually even better show me
no steve jobs got what he deserved he was a pathetic cunt in soecity and im glad he got cancer. Now the way apples floating give it 10 years after steves ideas drain up and watch the company go back to sinking
You fuckers suck at this
Dubs again, make it good
This is my mom we fuck every night maybe you can join
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
what i meant was, how do i put this im shy around attractive girls. ill say anything to make them feel uneasy because im scared of getting hurt but truth is your picture has stunned me and turned me on from the moment i said hey. i really was hoping you would reply with hey back that i kept checking my phone each day i know it sounds a little obessive but when i got an attractive godess i cant let her slip thru my fingers.
Here is me in all my glory (send pic) and may i get a photo of you so i may please myself to that godess looks
*unsheathes katana* You sir, have just unleashed the anger that has been building within me for the last ten years of rejection, sexual frustration and loneliness as I've lurked in the darkness. I am about to turn into a monster that will ravage your body and defile your corpse. You will feel unimaginable pain *growls*. Are you prepared to die? Too bad, because your time is up.You cunt
You roll way too much
Also, you fuckers are slipping, we're gonna lose her
I don't have to do anything fag. And i won't
All is lost
(*Written by: Seth Putnam)
Going on dates is fucking lame*
I couldn't be bothered to remember your name
Just want to get fucked and some more of the same
I don't got time for these fucking games
Cause all I give a fuck about is sex
All I give a fuck about is fucking sex
I said, all I give a fuck about is sex
All I give a fuck about is fucking sex
I'm not gonna spend a fucking cent on you
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
HAHAH okay, I'm REALLY sorry about that last one. Anyway, you're right I don't know you but I would like to. Any chance we can hangout sometime? I feel like we might have a lot in common and would get a long just fine. hmu if you're interested
The fuck you are
I choose the first dubs after my post, dems the rules newfriend
She hasnt replied so dubs to send something again
Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else.