SHIPREKT You're stuck on an island!

>>692782524
I want a hammer

Roll em

>>692782524
roll

My plane should be ariving shortly, anyone want a lift?

>>692782785
> seafood chef class

>>692782524
I'll post what I would do too with the items

Rollingg

fuck it. rollin

>>692782524
>George Foreman
>no power on deserted island
FUCK YOU

Rell

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>>692782524

rolling,

Rollin'

>>692782524
roll for porn and tyrone

>>692784237
not bad eh, a homie to smoke with

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Rolling for weed and my main man Tyrone aka Darnel aka Crab Man.
My name is Earl.

>>692782524
come oooooon tyrone!

>>692782524
rollo

Rollem

Roooooollllin

>>692784325
Dat GFG is going to make me some mean-as-fuck nativeburgers when I go cannibal-as-fuck on they asses

I want tyrone, hell have som nice jokes to keep me busy

>>692782785
Dude you're set.

3 get

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>>692784274
MFW I got comfy boots and a sturdy tarp.
It's life Jim but not as we know it.

Shiprekt

>>692782524
I don't want Tyrone.

>>692784333
i choose comfy boots and pistol

i intend to survive

make mud hut to sleep in

make stone hatchet

start my own small community on the island

kill panthers and skin them to make clothes

>>692784597
God fucking damit!

>>692782524
Rolling for tyrone

>>692782524
let's do this tyroone

rell xddd

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rolling for Darnell Turner, 10/10 actor.

>>692784673
atleast i got weed

>>692784597
You could always stab him with your swiss army knife?

>>692784713
>>692784673
2 times weed now

>>692782524

roll

>>692784674
got him
more food now

>>692784764
Rolling for tyrone again

>>692784823
>>692784743
>>692784713
How much weed will i get
>>692784597
do you wanna exchange tyrone for weed?

>>692784713
i thought you said that because you got tyrone

>>692784617
Where the fuck did you get your community you "started"?
Did you mean you become an immigrant?

>>692784911
deal, take the monkey.

Go banana

Let's roll for a TRIPLE!!!!!!!!

>>692784674
>>692784819
You got comfy boots and a sturdy tarp retard.

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Rolling.

>>692782524
Rollerino

>>692782524
Lol

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>692782524
ROLLITITTIES

>>692782524
roll

>>692785223
woohooo awesome,

Cmon

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>>692785198
Not bad

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>>692785322
And dubs lolol

>>692782524
roll

If porno fap Inbound

>>692782524
Roll

>>692782524
Kekroll

>>692785388
Dubs wtf , how

I wont be here long

>>692783186
Items: Fishing Rod/spear, Sleeping Bag
Set up a camp next to the water with foliage, use spear as a blade go make sharpened sticks, dig a ditch around of 1meter depth and 2 meter depth around the small camp, fill it with sharp sticks and cover it with foliage, use a strong piece of wood as a bride for myself to go in out the camp, go to damp jungle soil and dig up worms to use as bait for fishing, fish for the whole day, keep some as a bait for animals, eat how much I need and rest the rest of a piece of wood in a sunny place to dry it, use sea water as a preserver, sleep in the sleeping back in the camp.
Next day
Eat dried fish, take the fishy b8, go into the jungle. Try to search some small animals, such as smaller monkeys/ birds, rats, of possible the tribe members, study the animals patterns and the group numbers, go predator style and use dirt as camo.
>Also food chain doesint realy make sence in this scenario butt fuck it.
If found smaller animal, kill it, gut it, but keep liver/ intestines/ heart, use a big leaf as a tray or a bag if it's big enough. If tribe member found, fallow him back to their camp, if they have sculls and shit around and look ultra caveman, don't alert them, walk back to camp with the kill, dry slowly and make rubbery string with intestines, use a bendy stick to make a bow, use wooden thin sticks to sharpen to make bow and arrows.
Cook and eat liver.
Skin the animals, using spear as a skinning tool.
Use hide and and intestines, with spear to make holes, make a backpack, quiver, and if possible gloves.
Sleeping in bag again.
>Next day
>Repeat the last day but on a smaller and quicker scale because I know where the animals are, steal if possible items off the tribe members while they are not looking.
Use fiber from plants to make thicker ropes and strings.
Use Bow+ arrows in a quicker to hunt birds and smaller prey. With feathers improve arrows to fly further and straighter, use hide to make hide boots, shirt/tank top.

gib

>>692782524
Roll

>>692785569

Damn, would love to have you on the island with me.

Post

>>692782524
Okay.

>>692782524
Rollin'

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Rollin'

>>692782524
2 and 0 pls

>>692785569
YFW Panthas, Gorillas and Bears have a relatively short drop onto a few twigs witch in turn ensure even the Panthas can get out with relative ease.
Your camp is raided.
You spend your 1st night on the island learning what Umbongo feels like.

>>692784237
>>692784507
>>692784537
>>692784547
>>692784597
>>692784617
>>692785407
>>692785577
>>692785827
>>692786197

Enjoy your Tyrones motherfuckers

>>692782524
This is gonna suck!

>>692782524
...and my axe!!

I wanna live

>>692786398
OMFG everything turned out MUCH better than expected

>>692782524
rollin

Hgtgygg

>>692786452
Porn and a machete. Perfect!

I face adversity head on
Roll it

Roolerino

Im outta there

>>692786464
I guess this is ok

>>692782524
Roll

>>692782524
Roller

>>692786824
Gonna dieeee

>>692782524
rollerino

Kill Tyrone, food for days

Letss gooooo

Rolling for seaplane

r

All I need is gun and I will shot every faggot that is there

rollin for a nigger

deal.

Ooga booga were da wite women at?

If trips sniper and lighter

Look at those trips

Ey

Rolling Stones

>>692786652
Porn and a machete, huh. Well, the good news is that I can carve myself a wooden fleshlight.
On a more serious note, the machete allows me to do a lot of woodworking, and a paper porn mag might be good tinder for a fire. If I find flint to bang against my steel machete, I have fire within hours of waking up.
With fire at my command, I can start a forest fire to burn a considerable chunk of the forest between me and the lake. And if I'm lucky, some of the animals will die in the fire.
All in all, things are not looking hopeless.

>>692782524
Oh boy lets do this

rulllls

Lemme see

>>692787430
Weed and a lighter... Go home faggots, I just won the game.

rollerinooo

cunt

>>692787432

A fire of that magnitude would attract the attention of tribesmen, who would overpower you with numbers since all you have is a melee weapon.

>>692782524
weed machete roll

gimme that 93

>>692787732
what the fuck
impressive

rule

>>692787794
dang anon, missed by one lol

want that plane tho

J.K. Rowling

Grohling

>>692787887

No one will ever get the plane

rollo

Shreking.

>>692787732
Prophet.
Also, 24 roll.

>>692782524
Roll

george forman pls

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>>692787672
I still have the porn magazine. I can tell the gods gave it to me as I am their messenger.
The page I used for tinder contained the meaning of life, but unfortunately that was devoured by the snake god as I fought him in the heavens.
I lost and crashed on this island on my chariot of fire. The chariot also caused the forest fire.
>pic related: is holy text

>>692782524
roll

fuck this shit i dont want weed and a lighter

>>692782524
asdasdasdasdasd

>>692782524
rrrrrrrrterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlñ

000

>>692782524
I wanna nigguh to fuck

>>692782524
Rollin'

Get me 00

>>692782524
Rollerino

>>692782524
Rolling

>>692788798
nice

give it to me straight, doc

Reeeeeeeell

Rollll

>>692782524
Roll for snipe + lighter

>>692782524
roll!

Rollorino

railing

>>692782524
Roll

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>>692782524
Muscle man

>>692788909
get rekt /b/itches. I can eat panther tonight while i'm wearing my gorilla pelt and my bear tooth necklace while I'm fuckin all the bitches from the tribe since their inferior males died from lack of killing power.
Rollin again because I'm a boss.

>>692788163
You show your "porn" I mean, Holly Scripture to the natives and they'll try and re-enact it.
Good luck with that.

Rollin'

>>692789258
fucked all them bitches and left em like I was avoiding child support. Now I got two pistols motherfuckers.

k

Check my survivals

Rolll

>>692789295
I think I'll survive

>>692789453
Porn and a hammer, the dream comes true

Trololololol

I will not die.

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Rollin.

Rolloroony

>>692782524
rolling

rollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

I must survive!

>>692782524
Rawl

inb4 shit roll

Let's roll the dice.

Rolllll!!!

666

>>692782524

Wreck it Ralph!

>>692782524
STRANDED ON THE ISLAND
YOU KNOWW YOU HAVE TO SURVIIIIIIIIIVE

>>692789911
nevermind, it went well

i would go with the sniper and maybe water purifier or first aid

Roll em

rawlin

>>692782524
rolling

Lets roll bois

>>692782524
Roooolling out

>>692790300
Well that's pretty good, but who the fuck do i call

sucka sucka sucka

>>692782524
roll for tyrone

Rollll

>>692782524
Roll

>>692790657
fucking great porn and Tyrone

lets roll

>>692782524
dat tyrone

Rollo

>>692790373
sex hotline

Go

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>>692782524
ROLLING

Rawl

tring

>>692782524
Rawling

>>692782524
;.

>>692782524
roll

Rollo

No no no no eat me.

same

rol

Rawl

Rowel

>>692782524
rell

rollin'

>>692782524
Rolling for Tyrone and weed

>>692782524
why not

>>692782524
>rolls

>>692782524
rwling

Lost on an island dead at sea, SHIPWRECKED YOU'LL CEASE TO BE.

roll for tyrone

rollinn

what am i gonna get

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>>692782524

>>692782524
rollo

rollllllllinnn

i am island

roll for 00

Go

>>692782524
PORN AND TYRONE

Ayy

>>692782524
rollerino

probably shit

>>692785026
i would be the first human occupant

henceforth im not an immigrant

Rowling

>>692782524
rolling my nigger

psh ez

Rolling for 50

>>692782524
Rollerino

>>692782524
I win.

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>>692782524

Rollers gonna roll

Rullar

>>692782524
Tyrone looks like a bro, rolling for Tyrone

>>692782524
rollerino

>>692782524
roll for some random shit

>>692782524
Thats Darnell nigga

Rollerino for the survivorino

>>692795406
this is pretty great actually

>>692782524
roll

Damn

>>692782524
3.2.1. go

go away tyrone

>>692782524
i got porn and a fridge...

>>692782524
rollio

nigger

roll nig

>>692782524
How fucked Up i am /b/rothers?

rolllllll

>>692782524
in it to win it