About to text my ex. What should I tell her /b/?
You were right to break up with me. I'm madly in love with you. Emphasis on the mad part. I know we'll never work because I'm broken. I'm going to end it today. Please don't call the cops
Sometimes I like to paint my balls yellow and pretend there's a small dog with a funny nose living in my pants.
I couldn't stand to see you do this to your ex...she probably didn't even do anything do you and doesn't deserve this. At least she'll go about her day knowing one dude actually cares about her mental wellbeing
I have done nothing but helped a beautiful woman find peace from these harassing messages. She should be with a real man like me who would open doors for her, and feed her myself. If that's what being a white knight means then I fully embrace what I am
Little do you faggots know, that's not my ex girlfriends phone number.