Anon its the purge. No laws for 24hrs. What will you do? Will

>>692612056
Pretty much everything in Riots in the streets by Sublime.

Lotsa money laundering. Find the Navient/Sallie Mae building and destroy it.

>>692612056
Probably nothing crazy. Just lock the house and stay up all night on meth with a hand axe guarding my stuff. Wouldn't want the guilt trip of killing someone out of selfish hate

Rob a pharmacy

Steal all female shoes. Kill them if they resist

>>692612056
Nothing because I left the country a week in advance and am hoping my house is still there when I get back.

>>692612908
Where's the fun in that?

>>692613006
Being alive?

Grab something I can swing and swing at everything I can

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>>692612056
SCHOOOOOOOLS
OUT

FO
THA SUMMA

>>692613066
you fucking pussy grow some balls sissy boi

I'm stealing some fly clothes.

>>692612056
go up in the hills with binoculars and observe the carnage

RAPE MOOT

Setting everything I can on fire. My city would be ablaze.

>>692612056
A few people I'd aim to get.

But the trouble is finding out where they'don't be. And have to deal with the people roaming the street looking to murder everyone.

Pros and cons....

Also I couldn't rape. Id make them moan to loud with pleasure. Thus giving away our position.
>Sex god here.

>>692613131
>eat tropical fruit
>explode
>pretend to get amnesia

>>692612056
shitpost on /g/ and /pol/

I'd kill my brother and his idiot wife. I'd probably kill my own wife as well. I'd rob some people I know who are anti-gun and would be sitting ducks.

>>692612654
>Wouldn't want the guilt trip of killing someone out of selfish hate

The purge is viewed as one's patriotic duty. Has nothing to do with hate. It is for the betterment of society that the weak are killed or made weaker.

>>692612056
Plan the sickest robbery months in advanced and then execute it with the closest people ive known my whole life and then steal fuck tons of drugs and then become a drug lord with the closest inner circle society of people and rule the fucking world.

Oh and steal many guns and electronics.

if i had the cunning and mental strength to pull this off in real life I would fucking do it

Sick of working at a dead end job.

Probably burn my own house down. I need an excuse to move. I hate my place but I'm too fucking lazy. being homeless will probably motivate me.

>>692614539
>]
Oh yeah and fake my death and have a fake identity and hire people to blackmail banks and owners into being in our fucked up little take over the world ring

>>692612056
i would watch cp

I'd probably steal a lot of shit. No raping or murdering though.

>>692614962
Man look at that edge

>>692612567
commit high treason and usurp the president, and the vice president by killing them and claiming the presidency for myself.

>>692615064

pussy faggot. you're the kind of little bitch that I would kill and take all your stuff after you did all the work.

I will get dubs

>>692615132

You can't do that in the purge. God damnit haven't you people seen the fucking moving?

nothing since in that case i would move to Europe from that retarded country

>>692612056
I'd
>rape some girls I know
>kill their boyfriends if they have one
>kill my friends
>kill my friends' friends
>kill a lot of useless people I know
>kill strangers
>torture strangers
>burn everything

>>692612056
I'd go all out and rip the tag off my pillows

>>692612056
any torrent to dl it i mean the third

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>>692612056
>purge
>lower classes turn on each other

lumpenproletariat-tier, lrn2class-consciousness

>>692615872
you're a fucking madman

>>692612056
I'd kill my wife with extreme violence.

Torrent as many video games as I could

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>>692612056
Open a kinder egg

>>692612056
>Anon its the purge.
The Purge is a stupid idea with a ton of plotholes.

Speak the words you outlawed.

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>>692615872
Just the pillows?

>>692612056
Kill every jew and race traitor i can find.
>fucking idiots picking anything else

>>692612056
i would kill someone the day before the purge, in the street, in broad daylight. what are they gonna do?arrest me? "oh no officer dont lock me up in a safe place for the legal murder night!"
>then you break out of jail, kill the witnesses and destroy the evidence


truth be told anything 2 days before and after purge day would be a get out of crime free charge due to the sheer number of forensic nightmares it brings up.

>>692615132
I just want to live comfortably.

Kill my step family and maybe my dad if he tries to stop me. Then stay holed up in the house with a rifle while the dope fiends on my street go wild

>>692612056

Stay inside and fucking hide, obviously. No laws for 24 hours means you're not the only lawless psychopath around. Feel free to think you can run around easily raping in a world filled with murderers, though.

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Kidnap someone, and diaper them for 24 hours. At least they're safe.

>Search for a random girl I know from school
>Beg her to let me in because she (still) knows me
>Germany, so they dont have guns
>Kill her family, rape her
>Kill the girl
>Repeat with another girl
>Kill useless faggots
>Take everything valuable from bodies
>Rob stores for cash and tendies
>Go home and watch MLP

>>692612056
wasnt 12h?

>>692618377
/thread

Burn down the Federal Reserve and KKKleanse.

I'd buy golden apples and tag them as granny smith so the kg would cost me 30 cents less

>>692618015
And the mattress! And I'd even go fishing without a license!

>>692612056
Go to GameStop and buy fallout 4

If I had my own shop
>Purge sale everything 90% off

>>692618837
this nigga

>>692612056
edgytheedge - the movie

i will pull my usb stick without disconecting it

eat peyote and snort six lines of coke then go do your mom

>>692615251
>not seeing the moving

>>692612056
probably lock my doors and hide under my bed with my gun tbh

maybe piss into my neighbor's mailbox or something, nothing too serious

>>692612567
>Riots in the streets by Sublime
The song is called April 29, 1992.

fuck my cousin. And the other one. And all of them for that matter. Rape my little sister till she enjoys it.

The premise of this movie makes no sense.

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Collect my own rain water and drink a glass of raw milk.

>>692612056
rules arent laws u asshat
gravity is a law
do not murder is a matter of opinion

>>692619859
maybe pick up a kitchen knife?

>>692612056
Kill hipsters

I would go over speed limit with my car

Step 1 get children from asia/russia/other shit countrys

Step 2 promote my pedo brothel to as many rich fuckers as possible

Step 3 repeat for 5 years until clientele is big and profits are huge.

Step 4 throw huge pedo party one year to get all the perves in

Step 5 auction tickets to people who want to kill pedophiles secretly online

Step 6 blackmail perves who turn up for the big party to give you all their money

Step 7 put all the pedos into a room with all the people who bought tickets to kill a pedophiles regardless if they paid the ransom or not

Step 8 move to a new city and start the process over again.

I call it pedo roulette.

>>692612056
go into grocery stores and rearange all the canned goods randomly.

go to home depot, tip all the screws and nails into one big bin.

rearange books in the library

hide the carkeys in a car dealership

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>>692620478
>pure anarchy

Go on Disney.com without my parent's permission

>>692620739
too far anon. too far

not read the EULA and Terms
(and get dubs)

Everyone turns into a fucking nigger

I would start a really good thread without worrying about MODS.

>>692620435
What gender, what ages? I might want to attend. Also, can I bring a gun if I'm a brothel user? What am I talking about! It's purge! I can do anything I want!

>>692612056
i would make a team of 30~40 people and rob a bank
20~30 armed with guns
The rest try to open the vaults. Share everything equally

>>692612056
Man's law isn't the reason we don't rape and murder, it's God's law and we keep that.

>>692621156
in the purge the money is moved out of the country on purge night

>>692621315
Actually, we don't keep God's law. That's the reason Christ died for us. Remember.
But there is a point of your point. The law is good because every governance gets its authority from God.

>>692612056
prob sit in my underground bunker and hack-buy tons of shit from the net and have it delivered to my actual legal address, which is completely empty on the night, every year.
>please stop and shop i need more gift cards to live off of year round

>>692621526
as someone who studies philosophy. what i think anon is refering to is something called Natural law. its based on the concept of inherent good and evil (that something can be good or evil in its self without circumstance), and so those things that are inherently evil are against god according to Catholicism .

>>692612056
Jay walk

>>692621966
and so thing that are inherently good are seen as godlike i suppose would be the best term, so in natural law decisions are made on this concept and circumstance. for instance murder is inherently evil but killing to save ones own life is not as much so.

tl;dr
God's law = Natural law = universal morals + circumsance

>>692622470
Yes, but God keeps those; not us.

You all will be hiding crying like the faggot that you are if this was real. You all are nerds and bitches and really think to be able to kill and rape?

>>692614103
Underated post

>>692622881
>iwhat

I would try to kill as much rich people i can.

>>692621744
any sort of hint for a possible buyer lel
yes it does sound fishy as fuck me asking you over the internet

kill my english teacher

>>692621497
then raid a richfag

>>692622382
Holy shit dude you sick fuck

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>>692615649
>kill my friends
>kill my friends' friends
>kill strangers
>torture strangers

Of course you would buddy

rape my sister really hard in the pooper

>>692612056
sell vagina/anus non toxic glue

>>692620416
i'd go over the speed limit without my car.

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>>692612056
I would use deceptive accounting and and funnel profits into shell companies from the corporation I work for so I could pocket millions and not be charged the next day.

I am just going to run around all night and stare ominously into security cameras with muh spooky mask.

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go jaywalking

tear one of those labels off the mattress, really hardcore

>>692613680
9gag post

>>692612056
I would download Green Day's discography.

>>692613350
I would kill him and his sjw bitches.

>>692623948
>edgy maymay
>2016
sure is summer here

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>>692612056
nothing.
i dont do certain things because its bad, not because its illegal

I would buy a bullet proof car to avenge my dead son who a guy killed
But whatever

This whole thread is just pure edge

>>692627193
you must not have loved him very much if it would take "Purge" like scenario to avenge him

Litter

>>692612056
>What will you do?
Watch a better movie.

>>692627330
You really need to watch the purge retard

>>692612056
Probably rape my 13 year old sister.

>>692612056
It's twelve hours retard

>>692612056
>will still shitpost on /b/ because fuck going outside
ayylmao

lots and lots of child porn

>>692612056
>No laws for 24hrs. What will you do?
Keep my money in an account in the Kamen Islands all year. Then on the day of the "no laws day" transfer my funds to my domestic accounts to avoid taxes.

>>692628098
>Cayman

>>692612908
wow I never thought of that for some reason... that really destroys the premise...

>implying you dumb faggots wouldn't be the first to die, within minutes

I'd probably try to steal some shit I need, or stay in my house and hope I don't die

If this was real I'd expect a huge race war will take place, triggered by neonazis who will make use of the opportunity to kill as many non-whites as they can. After that, many blacks will retaliate by attacking whites in general, dragging them into the conflict.

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>>692612056
download an mp3 from the internet

>>692612056
rape everyone in every city block at gun point and after the purge send letters to the victims signed "sphincter borer", i will slowly impregnate the entire country with my seed making it the largest clan and then finally i will rule the world

>>692628695
Kekd real hard

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>>692612056
say a fuckword

>>692618320
>Germany
Sorry, only Americans can purge. :^)

I'd just break into gun stores, major banks and ATM's and steal a shit ton of cash while I can.

By a large snail. Apparently its illegal to import those giant snails, but I really really want one.

just a normal day on /b/ tbh

>>692629430
They lock down and transfer/ hide their money before the purge starts. Man you guys have no background on this. Don't try killing politicians either, they're exempt.

>>692612056
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx

visit b general.

I'd rape any underage girl i could find

>>692612056
will do all of these

>>692612056
ITT: frustrated autists

>>692628695
Calm down Genghis Kahn...

>>692629566
samei d make her my waifu loli grill

>>692614307
are you butthurt about your shitty life

>>692619676
Thank you anon, glad someone said it.

>>692612056
Download torrents, and brag about it on facebook :-)

>>692612056
Rape and kill my ex

Muricunt here, These films are garbage sudo-snuff that the teenagers get boners over. America is so assbackward in social standards, glorifying violence and shaming the human body treating sex as a sin, not a natural process.

Inb4 200 posts of cringe and lies, this is a fabrication. Most likely the product of the directors emo 13 year old son.

>>692612056
First I would get high, something good. pcp, meth something strong. then I would bait cassy to hangout that night "protect her" I would say.. If that wouldn't work then knowing the houses have security for the purge I would make a bomb. something strong enough to blow out a wall or the door. after I get a hold of her I would bring her back to my house. once I have her where I can work I would then beat on her for a minute.. shortly I would burn her. hot oil or something like that on her face. knowing shes prego with another mans kid I would then perform a abortion with something I found in the backyard. after that I would then dress her up in something nice I would cut something off her to cook, like maybe part of her thigh and cook it. we would sit down for a nice dinner. if there was any time left I would fuck her and let her go. I'd like the idea of her knowing that 364 days out of the year she is safe but known what I did. every purge I would revisit doing more.

>>692614393
BS

>>692614539
>>692614841
Thinking that this shit is actually possible.
OP asked what YOU would do in the purge, not what super power you wanted ;-)

>>692630246
What? did it hurt your little feelings
how bout i add the word "Attempt" so i don't trigger you

>>692621156
you dont even have enough people you know und sad bob

>>692623309
are you buttfrustrated because youre a lowlife cracker?

>>692612056
I couldn't take this movie seriously. The premise is just so stupid that suspension of disbelief was all but impossible.

'Murica flips out when a fag club gets shot up. Imagine their reaction to even the proposal of a 'Purge' type scenario. Maybe 0.0002% of the pop. would take advantage of the situation (nig nogs and autists).

And it's set only, what, a decade or two from now? Ridiculous.

>>692630370
Getting this triggered :-)

>>692612056
I would shitpost on /b/ about how the purge is for normies

First I would walk over the street when it's red and not look to the both sides
After that I would open and eat a kinderegg
Then I would ride my bicycle over the speeding limit
And lastly I would stay up over my bedtime

>>692617854
Twisted fucking psychopath

>>692630805
please be safe anon and use a tricycle

Beat up children and woman with a baseball bat

>>692629566
A U T I S T
U
T
S
T

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I'd hunt down the worst shit tier youtubers

>leafy
>keemstar
>all prank channels
>pewdiepie
>all other autistic channels

Then I'd go to their funerals, take names of everyone that showed up, and kill all their autistic asses on the next purge.

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>>692631089
>caring about youtubers

>>692612056
Take my family to NZ until it ends.
Basically just avoid the whole thing, like most people who actually have someone to care about.

>>692615132
>implying you would even be able to get near the president

>>692631157
more like caring about killing their fans. so you'd be dead too.

>>692631089
>keemstar
Are you a stupid nigger by any chance?

>>692630582
Seems like you were triggered enough to point out the likelyhood of us /b/ fucks actually being able to pull this off. back to tumblr for you

The movie is actually about whites vs blacks, the movie tries to make out white people as being government only and kills off minorities ones a year

The first one was the best, now it's way too Hollywood making the charactors like a Rio De Janerio mixed with halloween... If there was a real purger let me tell you. A large majority would be gang bangers killing each other. Personally if the purge was real and legit. I would do some major terrorist acts and seriously bomb government buildings a lot with black neighborhoods

>>692631325
read my post again friend, i didnt mean to defend anyone

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>>692612056
I'm hitting up the orphanage for an all-you-can-fuck buffet.

Maybe off a couple of them to keep my murderboner going.

I would be a good citizen

>>692631384
>us /b/ fucks
Samefag more friendy :-)

>>692631457
They had restrictions such as explosives

>>692631530
it was implied by the butthurt reaction.

>>692631364
>keemstar fan

are you a 12 year old virgin by chance?

i'll go on disney.com without my parents permission

>>692631635
Then Fire... burn everything

>>692631685
oh

>>692631726
Got half of that write ;^)

>>692631765
YOU TWISTED PSYCHO JESUS CALM DOWN MOTHERDUCKER

>>692631602
>implying im a different person.

>>692631726
>12 year old
>virgin

And then you go and cry about how this generation of kids are shit. KEK

>>692612056
set fire to where I work
knife the first guy to enter my house
get shot by the 2nd
die in obscurity

I'd steal 4chan
Then turn off gets
And wordfilter every word to say nigger

>>692631884
>KEK
12 year old virgin or very sad man child confirmed.

>>692614539
Everyone reading this understands why you work a dead end job.

>>692612056
i would manspread

>>692612056
I like how people of diverse cultures live in this
sociopathic turmoil where the instant childlike
reaction or question is (Is it legal?) and not (does it harm others?).

>>692618320
Didn't Germany already have their chance at a purge and failed?

>>692618249
just kidnap anybody you want and hide them well, for that 24 hours nobody gives a shit if you've kidnapped someone, and after it ends, you can preserve the kidnapped person in your rape dungeon

I'd kidnap like 3 kids and have fun with them in a rape dungeon for the rest of my life

>>692632243
You seem way too triggered for someone who is a fedora wearing fag browsing /b/ all day.

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Unlike most of you fucks without any kind of moral compass, I still wouldn't want to rape, murder, etc. Instead, I would use my 12 hours—not 24 BTW idiot Op—to court 11-13 year old girls for sex. The illegality and ethical constraints are what's stopping me now, not my own personal, moral convictions.

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>>692632398
>muh keemstar

>>692612056
Going retirement homes to steal all the opiates. Won't kill unless necessary though. Old people are fuckin funny.

leak highly classified government documents, government passwords. pretty much everything.

>>692612654
>>692612056


Criminals and people with a better survival instinct will weed out the rich and decadent. Society will turn to shit to be honest

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Rape white girls.

>>692632478
you'd use those 12 hours to court cocks into your asshole.

>>692632478
you are going to get killed by their parents. and it would be somewhat hard to convince some kid to let you deflower them in less than 24 hours.

>>692612056
Probably just hang out on a roof somewhere with my rifle and sit tight

Might shoot a few people if they look like dickheads

> 24 hours
when you too pussy to watch the movie but still wanna comment on it.

How does insurance work during the purge? If someone burned down my house am I SOL or do I get something out of it the next day?

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Profit, what the fuck else? The vulnerability in small/medium sized trying to protect assets by moving them to centralized locations. Get an inside man, threaten use of chemical weapons inside facility, arrange for a small dramatic demonstration, full fucking armored convoy, drive into wilderness. The banks would adapt quickly to these tactics but you could hit them bad the first couple of years. Buy a huge ass doomsday prepper refuge, get your own personal harem of cute next door types trying to protect their families, the girls come stay with you a couple of weeks before the shit starts, they better keep you happy.

>>692633159
sol

>>692612056
I'd probably just take a Honda or Toyota. Take some groceries for a week or two. Fill a trash can with burning sulfur and roll it down the largest hill in town. Then go home and sleep

>>692632754
Bill Cosby did it to adults, use the same mystical trick

>>692633159
I would presume there was a special purge insurance company

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>>692632889

>>692632732
Edgelord detected.

>>692632754
I would have to feel it out. There's lots of poor neighborhoods where kids are unfortunately neglected and couldn't care less what happens to them. There are also some upper class people that are so detatched from their daughters but give her anything she wants, if she wanted the D, some might just shrug and be okay with that.

>>692612056
Close the door, lock it and play games untill morning. Obviously i will have a knife for self defense.

>>692612056
Rape. Just because no normal person tolerates a rapist. I'd be stringing along the largest gun battle in U.S. history, get them all on a main road and blow the fucker up with pre-placed mines. Feel my edge.

>>692633666
they'd hire a model or a celebrity to fuck their daughter, not some autistic neckbeard retard.

>>692612056
No laws for 24h? so IF you are on large continent, you can keep the party going more than 24h as long as you keep on moving west to the next time zone...

In reality commerce would adapt, no one is making deliveries for that day. Corporations use armed employees in exchange of using facilities/defense planned by professionlas to protect their families. Not that you wouldn't be able to do some wicked stuff, but most people with the ability to look forward would either have a good survival plan or be pulling something. Things stay the same for niggers, is more like a holiday.

>>692615649
Wew lad

Dont cut yourself on the edge while your at it.

>>692617854
holy shit dude you could've picked something like child rape but this? this is too fucking far

>>692617854
Holy shit how did I miss this lol

>>692617854
meh, I'll buy one and open it today in celebration of not being an American... So much for muh freedoms...

>>692633841
Well obviously, shithead, if she simply proclaims "I want the D" somewhat abstractly. Hence why I prefaced my statement with the need to court someone first. If you ever had pussy that you didn't have to order from Backpage perhaps you'd understand me better.

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>>692634256
>i want to be courted by a fat sweaty autistic fedora wearing neckbeard

every 12 year old girls fetish

>>692613346
I like this answer :)

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>>692612056
Kek

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i would copy a floppy

>>692612567
jeepers you're new

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>>692618320
Sure thing pal

>>692623022
Dubs have spoken

>>692627621
I mean the law won't get you but what will she think about it or your parents.

Plus why wait for the purge?

>>692614962
Actually good call, would do also.

But just realised I could have sex with a kid so would do that instead.

Step 1: aquire fast car such as wrx, m3, Mercedes amg,

Step 2: be mad max

Step 3:road war against the rapists and murderer's.

Step 4: kill a few of the subhumans but probably end up getting overrun.

Step 5: witnessme.jpg

Step 6: profit

Pirate a song

I will steal a mountain dew bottle a Doritos bag and go home to watch MLP.

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poop in a mailbox

I go steal moneyfrom bank

I would find Ariana Grande, and skull fuck her until shes dead.

>>692612056
Start another Holocaust

I'm murdering three people. Violent, abusive pieces of shit who deserve it. And I'm not hiding my face, so they know who did it and why.

I would do some illegal torrent's

I go to the home of my freinds and stay all day, i not are one fucking crazy

>>692637775
YOU MONSTER

Set up a locked down theater in advance, sell tickets to the most anticipated avant-garde show of the season. When purge hour hits all doors lock as the show continues and we reach the high point of the evening. One 10k dollar ticket holders is raffled on stage as the high point of the show requires real death.

>>692612056
Hide IEDs in high traffic areas that won't get that traffic durring purge hours.

>>692612056
Kill all the people I hate with a Swiss army knife.

>>692612056
Mass murder yeah and probably rape a friend