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Explain why you fags didnt join the military

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Explain why you fags didnt join the military
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>>692520040
Because I'm not a welfare babby
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>>692520040
because I have a standard of ethical behavior that won't allow me to be the empire's hired thug
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I'm in the army.
It's kinda bullshit unless you're usasoc
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>>692520040
Too young, im joining the Military when im older
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Because I'm 15
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>>692520396
Underage
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i dont want to suck on the governments teat for clothes, food, housing, and pay
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>>692520040
I don't particularly care about how much money corporations make so I don't feel the need to help them out
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>>692520040
I'm straight
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>>692520040
I joined the Army Infantry. Best decision I ever made considering my circumstances. It definitely sucked though. Out now for good.
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explain why did you join?
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When they said "jump", I said "fuck you"
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We had just invaded Iraq.
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>>692520040
The army doesn't pay well for what you are required to do. Why get $20,000 a year when you can get $60,000 for a desk job with no risk of dying.
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>>692520040
Because I can do other things then fail out of high school
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>>692520040
I was in a band 'nuf said.
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>>692520357
MODS
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>>692520040
today was my first day back after a few weeks of leave. work was a BBQ to celebrate 4th of july. i will now enjoy the next 4 days off.

it really is a great job.
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Because I don't want to fucking die? And I'm not fighting for "freedom" yore fighting to secure the countries assets and interests in other countries.
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Killed 1 bloke ..
7 blokes .

3 an
5
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one ex gf


Folk who kno me know this ..
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>>692520040
Ha i just enlisted in the navy last week, Any tips on basic/A-School?
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the army is pretty gay and they're all a bunch of pussies
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Too many video games to play, not enough motivation to do actual work.
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Because I'm working on a Ph.D instead :/
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>>692520918
obey
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>>692520040
I did, but it sucked.
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>>692520040
The military is for homo losers
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>>692520040
because I had better options
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I don't want to be a drain on society
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>>692520040
Because I'm a scared, effimate pussy who knew I wouldn't make it so I come up with lame excuses like "DUH CORPARASHUNS" to mask my inner cowardice
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>>692520396
Get the Fuck off /b/
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>>692520311
this a thousand times
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>>692520040
Going to be commisioned as an officer in four months in the Navy. Any man who doesn't enlist or get his stem degree and join is a coward, pussy, dick sucking, kim jong un loving, ass filled with putin's dick faggot who hates his country.
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>>692520040
Cause I'm on double the salary of a officer and I just left uni. Thinking about going in the reserves as well though as a Royal Engineer officer.
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>>692520918
Don't be an idiot and you'll do great things, it's the Navy, shit ain't hard.
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>>692520588
Infantry leads the way.
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>>692520040
I did and I can only congratulate to everybody that doesn't. It's a fucked up way to waste resources in an inefficient organization that is based on archaic principles and morales. The main problem with the military is, that it attracts A LOT of stupid and very stupid people. So unless you have an IQ of <90 you will feel like you are surrounded by idiots most of the time. There are certain branches that aren't that fucked up, but mostly they are and you will have to deal with them more often than you like.

Be productive. Get an actual job.
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>>692521206
Lol keep "fighting for Americas freedom" loser
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>>692520040
i was in the police force for a while
one fight againts narcs in mexico made me get on retirement early and now i need to be on a wheelchair for atleast another 2 months
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>>692520396
MODS lol see you in 3 years kid
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>>692520521
So you are a fuckin hermit who makes his own clothes and food and provides himself with Internet on a homemade computer and walks everywhere is what you're saying? Or are you just talking out your ass
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I don't like having a boss that can make me do push ups and run.
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>>692521309
If you loved this country you wouldn't waste taxpayer money on feeding you and paying for your schooling, etc
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I cant decide between Marines and Airforce
>>692521250
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Why would I? we pay people to do that.
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i got drafted. it was okay. spend more time drinking and fucking than being soldery. the uniform works wonders with the lady's
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>>692520396
MODS MODS MODS!!
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>>692521417
Truth a little too poignant for you? Don't worry, no soldier is going to hurt you. I can't promise you they won't fuck your girl though.
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>>692520040
Because im fat and lazy.
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>>692520040
PMC is legit. Military is for welfare cases who don't know what to do with themselves.
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>>692520396
MODS

cya buddy
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>>692521309
lol fucking loser
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Navy fag back again what can i expect from my CTR job, I cant find much online about it.
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>>692521541
Depends on what you want. Marines are a special breed. Hard work, difficult mission, constant readiness. Air force is well.. A boy scout camp.
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>>692521352
Follow me. Tip of the spear.
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>>692520040
because of my schizophrenia, adhd and autism, guess i misunderstood "special forces"
>>692520357
>>692520396
isnt it past your bedtime?
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>>692520040
Got my ID with a generals name and phone number stamped on it.
where is my fucking parade ? I see those faggots prancing around, known more than 30 people that were close to me death, they forgot about them just like the goverment forgot about me on operation phantom fury.
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>>692520723
>why die on the fury road shiny and chrome when you can live mediocre
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Served for 9 years
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>>692521704
Talk to your CO or recruiter.
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>>692520040
When I was young enough to join, we had Desert Storm and Iraqi Freedom - wars I didn't believe in or could get behind.

Now our war is against ISIS, and I wish I could join the military to fight them.
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>>692521678
Too bad they won't lol. Get the fuck over it you're not doing anything noble you're a disposable asset for the military. Hahaha it's funny as fuck when people in the military think they're important
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>>692521831
how old are you?and cant you join it anyways?
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>>692520040
Thank you for your service, sir. But I'm afraid I dont have any change.
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well
i
dont wanna be a soldier mama i dont wanna dieee
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>>692521541
if you don't mind being made fun of by the other branches join the air force. it's got the highest quality of life. if you enjoy regretting your decisions then join the marines.
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Commissioned as an Army Infantry Officer after 4 years of college, lib arts.

I hate jingoist militarism. I hate it because I used to identify with it. Flaunting quotes from Gates of Fire (still a great book) and random bits of Spartan ideology. College exposed me to critical and postmodern thoughts toward war. I watched Platoon and Full Metal Jacket, read War Is A Racket, 1984, Slaughterhouse Five, A Farewell to Arms, et cetera.

Felt ambivalent regarding supporting a military industrial complex. But hey. I'll be good at it, and I think actively combating ISIS can contribute positively in some way.
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>>692521831
Desert storm. Iraqi freedom. ISIS are LITERALLY THE SAME PEOPLE
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>>692521944
Too old for any branch.
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>>692521688
>PMC
have fun dying and no one giving a shit
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>>692520040
Because my whole family on both sides was military, and they told to do anything but join.
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>>692521875
I'm not saying they're more important than you, just obviously tougher. Even your posts exude insecurity. If a stranger on the internet can tell you're a pussy just from how you type, I can only imagine what people must think of you in real life.
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>>692521976
>This
And if you go EOD or Special Forces you get all the respect too
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>>692520040
Look OP, if I'm going to rape and murder people, it's going to be my good friends in my own neighborhood, not some dirty camel jockey's wife in some dirty middle-eastern country.
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My cousin served as a Marine for like 4 years, was a border guard between Syria and Iraq. He said 95% of the time it was boring, and the other 5% was traumatizing.

Also, I'm lazy af.
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>>692522165
they secretly wanted you to join, but you are a faggot and dissapointed them all
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>>692520040
Because modern militaries are a fucking joke.... a bunch of fat-asses and stupid ppl acting as if they risked their life for their fellow citizens, while even 12yo kids understand that the military is only protecting economical interests. Also in a real international conflict these faggots would be dust 50minutes after the the war began since they'd be primary targets for intercontinental missles with nuclear warheads.

But tbh they didnt want to put me in a combat unit because i was in a mental hospital once and got charged because of mayhem a few times when i was a teenager and i didnt want to be an office person in an gouvernmental burocrazy lol.
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>>692522182
I'm a pussy because I said you're not fighting for what you think you're fighting for? Lol sure whatever you say bud. I love the projection though it's funny as fuck keep it going maybe you can give me some new cringe material
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>>692522182
>I can tell the tone of text written on the Internet
Haha what a freak
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Because I'm a cute girl hehe
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>>692522418
Way to prove my point idiot
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>>692521309
I like kim jong un and putin more than your fucking niggerpresident lol
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I wonder how the Army and Marines feel about the fact that a small group of special forces and a few CIA drones are infinitely more effective at a fraction of the price.
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>>692522389
Shit, better seppuku.
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>>692520040
Because I'm not shipped to basic for another week
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>>692522401
God damn, you're dumb.
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>>692521831
Can Hook you up Bro no questions asked, you get payed hard cash.
was in black water, arminia and know you can join just go to www shooterjobs com no questions asked just do your resume of when you were a soldier, they don`t give a shit if you have mental problems stuff like that.
It is Private Security sometimes just a month overseas.
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>>692520040
not dying for kikes or niggers.
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>>692522526
Yeah that was obviously what I meant. Did you detect sarcasm in that statement? Of course you did. My point exactly.
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>>692522584
That's alright, soon we will be saluting president Trump. The God of America.
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>>692521976
This. Being "the Marine guy" is sure cool for everyone that knows you when you are back home and tell your great stories about fighting close quarter stare into the eyes of your enemies. You can feel like Doomguy then.

But it also means you feel like Doomguy while doing it. And the chances are bigger that you won't ever tell your cool stories, because one of the enemies fucked you deep. There's no respawn in real life.

Another option is not to join. It's fucked up anyway. If you are enjoying it while doing it, then you are some sort of moron who deserves it. If you are somewhat normal and intelligent, then it is nothing you would wish to do or that feels good.

There is nothing glorious about war or the army. And if you think so, then propaganda already hit you hard.
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>>692521496
There is a service provided for him there, dumbass
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>>692520040
Because I'd rather not die thousands of miles away from home for rich politicians
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>>692520040
cause i have not hit rock bottom yet, i feel it coming tho. :)
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>>692522004
No they aren't. ISIS is an ideology.
And those wars were about the US wanting control of the oil those countries provide. We wrecked their country and ISIS filled the power vacuum.
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>>692522581
Cringed
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>>692520918
get a sailor tattoo before you go like an anchor on the chest.
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Because my country only has a shitty self defence force and refuses to join NATO
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>>692522797
You made a fool of yourself stop backtracking pal it's ok no need for damage control
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>>692522004
yeah but the reasons are different. ISIS are a danger to the values and morales of the west. DS and IF were just imperialistic megalomania and greed.
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>>692522803
The whole world hopes so friend... make america sane again. That would make sanity possible in other parts of the world again.
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>>692522912
That is literally the go-to response for uncreative morons on this board. You just keep humiliating yourself buddy.
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Because I'm not a retard who fights wars I did not start.
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>>692522326
seems accurate.
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>>692523136
Yikes he's still going
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>>692523030
Yeah, I made a fool of myself by making you look stupid. Just kill yourself you useless waste of space.
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>>692522856
everybody that has been in real combat doesn`t talk to other people that have not been in real combat their stories, just like alcoholics kept to yourself you only tell your combat stories with other people that have been through the hell you been through.
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>>692522880
The ISIS ideology was there already. The people there have always been demented. Are you telling me sad dam was right for invading kuwait? And that the 30+ plus nations that backed the US during desert storm were wrong? Get the fuck outta here kid.
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>>692522666
Nice statement, but kinda lacks of reason. Wouldnt categorical deny it though.
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>>692523275
No need for damage control pal I only laughed at you a little
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>>692523379
>WHOOSH
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>>692523039
See
>>692523375
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>>692523252
Hey man it takes two to tango. I line you up and you just keep knocking yourself down. I'm loving it.
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I am.
Shipping to Paris Island in August.
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>>692523725
I wasn't the guy you were originally talking to. He's obviously trolling you and you're dumb as fuck to fall for it lol but sure keep on telling him how he's the dumb one. Christ what a sucker
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>>692520040

Got asthma from air pollution like millions of others, for some reason you have to pass all the physicall training to fly a drone or drive a truck, pretty dumb since there are some great logistics/operators who can't join the army because asthma, even weak asthma...
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>>692523375
Well, i was a stupid high school kid back in Desert Storm... what the fuck did i know back then. Didn't have internet. Was a hippy pot smoker who was against "war" in general.

IF was bullshit, tho... and everyone knows it. We fucked up that whole region of the world because Bush was a retard.
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>>692523889
Yeah my bad I really shouldn't have assumed I was talking to only one idiot considering how many are on this board.
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>>692523898
If it was back in the good old days like that gif I might join up. Fuck these guys with their own guns and shit.
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>>692520040
Cause most wars and current battles are provoked by our own government. They trick weak minded teens into thinking they'll return a hero with all the video games. In war you experience horrible things and those poor bastards don't realize what they got themselves into.

Nobody wins.
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Im 7
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i was in the military, i fucking hated it, i purposely fucked around and would sleep in until i got kicked out. best decision of my life. a year later the guys in my company got shipped out and 3 of them got fucked up. sometimes i feel bad about leaving but i also am pretty happy i have both my legs and arms and wake up to a pretty latina every morning.
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>>692524162
Yup you included
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>>692523375

>Guy talks about Iraq invasion causing a power vacuum which it did, guy argues that liberating Kuwait was bad?

No one said liberating Kuwait was bad point dexter.

But clearly invading Iraq was something US did mostly alone with no legal mandate, with no good intel to go on but from Iran, dumb and illegal.
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>>692524040
Fair enough. I was born in 89 so I really didnt know anything at the time.
I have to disagree. I think saddam was hell bent on power and chaos. Especially during the turmoil with the Soviet union.

Look how he acted following 9/11. He was trying to destabilize the US in anyway he could because we limited his power grabs.
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>>692524265
Really? That's your best? Pathetic man.
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>>692520040
1. I have a brain
2. I went to college
3. I have a well paying job
4. My job doesn't require dodging bullets and explosives set off by sand niggers
5. I don't have to answer to moron commanding officers shouting incoherent things at me
6. I own a comfortable home in the 'burbs - I don't have to live a tent in the desert
7. I actually pay taxes, not live off of other taxes
8. I didn't have to join a military who's sole purpose is to protect oil fields and fight wars to protect rich fags investments

I could go on, but why bother
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I'm from the UK. If we end up going to war against Ireland or Spain I'll sign up. 99.9% sure we wont though.
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>>692523379
>>692523275
Since you are both pretty gay obviously, would you be interested in joining my assfuckcircle around washington, to support hillary clinton? I want to bring 100.000.000 fahggots from all over the world to america to have great analfucking fun around washington. We want to form the biggest homosexual assfuck formation of all time around the whole capitol city. Since i got 100.000.000.000.000.000 from an american company because i put my penis into their soup and there was no sign saying "no penis insert here" on croatian, i'm gonna pay for lube and aidsmedication and hotel and food and everything while we prepare the analfuckcircle. If you are interested you can call the fbi, which is our co-sponsor and co-organisator (901) 747-4300. Thx and happy fucking.
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>>692523375
Because it is traumatic. Because you learn there, that it is nothing to brag about. Because losing a friend or being in existential fear is nothing you can feel great about.

But it isn't traumatic before you join. And a lot of people don't think of that, or can actually refer to what it means before joining. The military sells it as a glorious thing to you, that will give you appreciation from your society. It (often) tricks people into doing it that feel they can't do something that "matters" in their everyday life.

The feeling if you lose a comrade when you were responsible for him. The planlessness of all the people around you when bad shit happens. The moment you realize you can't do shit about it and he's dead. 21 years old and fucking dead. It's not worth it. Whether you are the guy dying, or you are the guy next to the guy dying.

If someone want's to get that feeling, sure, go. But all I can say is: Don't do it. You won't be happier. And you can do better things for your society at home.
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>>692524719
Fuck yeah sign me right up. I only like giving it though.
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>>692524631
Not sure if bait or just bad holiday memories.
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>>692525113
He's got PTSD from a shitty weekend in Dublin.
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New Zealand has no international obligation to wage war. Nobody expects us to help unless Australia gets involved and when do they ever do fucking anything? And besides that, who is going to invade this country anyway?
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>>692524818
Wow. Lame.

>omg, people die in war, I can't hack it and no one should!

Don't have kids.

>Army vet
>lost friends
>not a whiny pussy
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>>692525206
kekd:D
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>>692524631
The ira is gonna fuck you up.... they got drugs and shit now
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Why should I join up, only to be sent off to some far off land, fighting for the interests of the elite?

Fuck that shit.
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>>692520296
Sooooo low muscle mass?
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I did. Joined army, 11B in 2004. It was full of retarded rednecks and ghetto trash niggers with a handful of decent, upstanding soldiers. If anyone here is considering joining the military, consider something other than the Army. It's full of garbage people.
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>>692525410
They're pirating movies and everything.
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Cuz its pointless and retarded honestly leadership is a joke and ur bored out of ur mind most of the time
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>>692524818
You probably speak the truth...

But some things are worth fighting against. And ISIS, and the things it does to people, are worth fighting against. Its the closest thing to what I would call 'evil' in this world... I wish I was young enough to join up and fight against them.

They fucking cook people and laugh. Slit throats and laugh. Run helpless people down with tanks... drown them... throw them off buildings.
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>>692520040

couldn't. born half deaf.
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>>692520040
Never really cared much for being told what to do and never felt like dying for corporations
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>>692520040
I would have. Got the highest score out of anyone at my school that year on the ASVAB. Had each branch calling me twice a day. Had the papers all filled out and ready to sign per my army recruiter. Then 9/11 happened and I was like fuck that shit. Graduated in 03 during the Iraq blitz or what the fuck ever was happening. I was glad I didn't enlist then. But now looking back I feel like I would've done great in the military. I wish I hadn't been such a huge pussy.
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>>692525831
But u wont fight against them no boots on the ground unles ur special forces
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>>692524549
I mean you don't HAVE to fight against sand niggers.

You could join the coast guard or something or work on an airship
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>>692526066
Good job being a bitch when your country needed you.
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>>692526133
Then I'd join to try to be in the special forces... I know that doesn't mean much, but that would be my intention if I was young.
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>>692521682
The only honest answer here. Take note how it excludes any mention of DUH CORPARASHUNS and MUH BRAINS
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>>692526246
Needed you lmao sure but not for national saftey but for corporate gain
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I would not join up to die for the elite or the corporations.

Though I will gladly fight for the people.
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>>692526385
You could also join the kurds
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>>692525476
Kek
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The military is like a gatling gun for unintelligent people and game theory enthusiasts. War is for idiots and I'll hold by that until I die.
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I didn't join due to fear of Hillary becoming president!
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>>692526522
Lol yeah I'm sure as 9/11 was happening you tore the papers up out of principle.
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Im lazy and skinny, don't feel like getting yelled at by a glorified babysitter, don't feel like eating bad food and getting treated like shit just so I can learn how to handle weaponry, which Im already quite good at, atleast as far as hunting and gun range fun times are considered

Oh and I also have an education and job so I actually have something better to do
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Joined the Marines, spent my last deployment taking IDF all 7 months, here's a pic of our chow hall
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>>692526930
Implying 9/11wasnt an inside job
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>>692526246
Yeah. I know. I think about it a lot now that I'm in my 30s and wish I had. Past is past tho. I wouldn't have mattered. I'd probably be dead or all ptsd ridden and might've not met my wife and had my son. He's all that matters now.
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>>692520040
Joined National Guard so they'll pay 100% of my tuition. Military training is a plus
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>>692520040
im 27 and have been working a desk job for 6 years now. im physically fit and can do pushups for days. my only downfall is my endurance when it comes to running, ive smoked for most of my life and just quit recently. im wondering if its to late for me to join and if not what distances i should be prepared to run before i join.
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>>692525294
My military trained senses tell me, that this is a decoy. But anyway:

If you refer to dying comrades as

>lame

Then you are exactly the kind of people I was referring to. It's basically a place made for you and all alike. And I suggest everyone with empathy not to do it, so they don't interfere with the party you guys have there.

The problem is that all the propaganda mostly gets people that are empathic, like you anon:
>>692525831

Morally speaking you are right. And my assault rifle in my garage tells me that there is a good reason it has been made. But pulling the trigger infront of some crazy guys doesn't change the world. It's a way more complex system and at the end of the day I am 100% sure that if you use that empathy and morales in your everyday life and try to change the fucked up stuff right where you are, you will be much more successfull and doing much more good than what you could do in some desert on the other side of the planet.


There are so many fucked up things probably right in your neighborhood that you could actively change. Look at all the homeless. The children. Old people. Handicapped people. Lonely people. I believe that we all have a responsibility in the society we live in. But being an active part in a warzone is probably one of the least productive to way to spend our energy and life.
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>>692527254
You see how much your country need you by looking at how it treats its veterans
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>>692525831
>implying isis would ever have been founded if you wouldnt supply islamistic warlords with weapons and even airstrikes to attack a pro-russian nation for their ressources. Maybe you didnt notice, but a few years ago you guys were saying assad was the new hitler and violently supressing a revolution....you guys supplied the free-syrian army or how this shitheads were called. Then you pushed your fucking agenda further until russia decided to get involved, when you bailed out.
The free syrian army couldnt exist without your support, since nobody in syria actually wanted that revolution. At that point assad was gaining power again because of russian support and the guys who fought for a "free secular syria" or something like that suddenly decided to join their only left allies... the islamistic syrian rebelorganisations like isis. Now the new hitler is fighting isis with russia and your media-jews dont know what to say about that shit. Lmfao
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>>692526930
He wasn't me. I didn't rip them up I just didn't sign them and principal had nothing to do with it. I was a kid who didn't want to get shot at by brown people.
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>>692520040
I am going to walk over Europe, the USA and maybe Asia. After that, I might join the army to get myself killed in battle. I want to be an adventurer before my death (, or during it).
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>>692527351
If you have the distances you run in your mind when you refer to joining the military, then you are not ready to join the military.
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>>692527744
Kek fair enough
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>>692520040
Go Guard this u pleb
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>>692520040
Why would anyone join the military?
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>>692520040
Disqualified for debilitating migraines that made half my body numb. I tried telling them I hadn't had any in a year and finally had a handle on it, but they said no.
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>>692527744
And rightfully so, its your life why waste it to fight corporate and elite wars who have nothing to do with people ir supposed to protect
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>>692528003
that sounds like some nonsense to me, how does wanting to be prepared at all mean im not ready to join the military.
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>>692520040
The most American thing to do is not be owned by an establishment and to have your own free choice.

Oh... Oops... I guess that isnt the military.
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>>692520040
Because I have Type-1 Diabetes, and they dont want my ass collapsing of sugar shock on the battlefield.
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Because I'm not an alpha male who wants to "protect the country" from I dunno, something.
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>>692520040
No real threats to us that the military can do shit about, don't want to be a corporate goon, I prefer to earn my living instead of living off the government dime and pretending I'm some kind of hero.
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Cuz my country dont need me, it didnt need anyond since ww2
> Inb4 commies wont to take muh freedom
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1 kidney so liability !
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>>692527647
History never changes. Hasn't anyone of you guys seen Rambo III? Watch this scene: https://youtu.be/VqWjJdXKIXA

That's been what Mudjahedeen have been referred to at the time. The quran and their Jihad was so useful at that time, that the US supported it by glorifying it. Oh how the tables have turned... Same shit with all the dictators down there.

>they need democracy
>we need to remove dictator y,x,z for good

all that ever happened was leaving behind a destabilized region.

Was Hussein bad? sure. But he and his consorts were the best thing in controlling the uncontrollable. Open the box of pandora and you are handed the most evil of them all:

Chaos.
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>>692528760
"Earn your living" doing what. For which greedy corporation will you earn a living from?

Kek
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>>692520040
Because amputees aren't allowed to serve.
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>>692528933
Most people work for small businesses and many have their own.
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I just happened to land a decent job while I was getting ready to train before enlisting.
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>>692520040
Failed psyche eval
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>>692527903
If you want an adventure, why not just do the same shit by motorcycle? When you are suicidal enough, go to Vietnam and drive until you are dead. The north is beautiful. Absolutely stunning. And the roads are totally deadly. Buy a Ducati or CBR or so to make it quicker if you feel like it
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Cause I'm still in the womb
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>>692520745
doesn't seem like it if you don't know which than to use
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>>692528315
Because the miles you can run are in no way correlated to your actual preparedness. They will find a spot for you where you fit in, no matter if you run 5 or 35 miles. But if RUNNING MILES are what you are concerned about, then you are NOT prepared to do it.

If you enlist: Think about me when you are on your first mission, and how you thought running was the preparation you needed.
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I don't care to be sent to die for a corrupt politician's decisions.
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>>692529225
I don't like riding on things (except if someone else is driving) and I want to do it by foot to really be a "wanderer" if you get it.
I'm pretty autistic fam.

I will probably die somewhere in Asia by suicide though.
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>>692520040
I didn't want more hot man on man action in my life.
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>>692520040
Because I have flat feet. But I do underwater welding, which can be pretty dangerous depending.
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>>692520040
Not interested in dying for somebody else's war.
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>>692521309
I'm an artist suck my balls homo
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>>692520918
Tell everyone, "I'm the captains boy, if you know what I mean". They'll respect you more.
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>>692520040
Because my country isn't being threatened.
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Because I have a job I actually like
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>>692521309
Going straight into comissioned, without being enlisted, have fun with getting no respect
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>>692520040
I was on the fence senior year high school, got in a huge car wreck and I'm fucked now. Went to Uni for comp sci instead. Maybe I'll do some kind of military tech, idk
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Im 19 years old right now and I just want to finish getting my degree in Fire Science and Technology
Next year, going to enlist USMC mos 8811 or 7051 both are firefighting jobs
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>>692529904
that's cool. You don't need suicide though, if you are wandering, then nature will kill you anyway. Go to Myanmar in rain season. Can't miss it.
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i've been training to join the infantry for the last few months.

went from 130kg to 91kg in three months, been sprinting and shit every day to get my fitness up.

only reason im doing it is because i got some inbred redneck buck toothed fuck hole slut pregnant when i was stoned and drunk. if they're going to take my money im certainly not going to earn heaps. ill join the army so i dont have to be around that fucking slutty cunt or her fucking dumbshit family. hopefully they'll send me off to Iraq 2.0 and i'll get my head blown off.

at least my wife's son will get the benefits.
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There isn't a cause I want to fight for. Killing terrorists just doesn't motivate me as much as if there were foreign boots on my native soil.
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I like being able to shit behind a closed door.
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>>692531633
No, I mean I want to kill myself. I'm scandinavian and also a weeb - if I stab myself in the gut and then shoot myself I'll not only die honourably, but have a 50%/50% chance of going to Valhalla.
I mean, why not?
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this is why
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>>692532124
this is why they fill you with "espirit de corps" at boot camp.

your "cause" becomes every other soldier in your platoon. its how they get you to ignore the fact that you're basically sent out to murder people for resources.
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>>692520040
If you are not a poor, ignorant yes man and you become a soldier or a policeman i have to question if you are just waiting for your moment to murder someone. Classically most sociopaths with homicidal desires tend to place themselves in military service to have am outlet to legal shoot and stab people
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I tried to enlist 4 years ago when i was 22. australian defense force. my three preferences were Rifleman, Rifleman, Rifleman.

Psych test showed leadership potential, so my recruiter convinced me to apply for officer selection. didn't have any schooling past grade 8. ADF got me to sit maths, english and science tests for grades 9, 10, 11 and 12. failed the years 12 maths test. told to reapply as rifleman.

suddenly i just didn't give a fuck anymore. i didn't want to go into the army with "failed officer selection" on my file. so i just gave up the dream.

been regretting it ever since.
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>>692532401
The only question left to me then is:

Why not just do it right now? Persicope it, so we can enjoy it as well.

Thor would appreciate that.
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>>692532539
this guy gets it.
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>>692533167
I either want to do it on broadcast/stream, or record myself in a secluded place. Only issue is that I want to make sure someone dipraved et.c. gets it and uploads it to 4chan, bestgore and so on... I mean, if I record it I actually want you fucks to see it lol

And I want the personal satisfaction of having done that journey in my lifetime before my death.
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>>692520040
Because I'm not going to whore myself off to the government
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I did.
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Grunt corpsman here
Fucking military sucks giant green cock unless you go to war. Otherwise its like being on a football team practicing everday but you never play a game. If there's no war don't join unless you go officer route.

Fyi pic is shitty ass aus.
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>>692520040
Because slavery is wrong
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Cause I'm 16
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>>692533661
sexual assault rates go up by 150% when american soldiers are training in aus.
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>>692529677
just like i thought, nonsense. my concerns are legitimate, i was looking for some information on what level of endurance i should strive for before i join, instead you gave me some cryptic bs about physical training not having anything to do with preparedness. i simply stated that my weakest point in the potential physical requirements i will be met with at entry level is endurance in running, your response not only gave me zero information of value but also made groundless assumptions. im guessing you do this allot in life, its probably why you're widely disliked by others.
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I would have but I have a mental disorder that I wish I didn't have.
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>>692529904
Someone played too much pic related
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>>692532539
That has as much to do with creating a cohesive, effective unit. Which is fine, can't fault the Military for training people to get shit done.
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>>692520040
cuz educated and employed
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>>692533923
I didn't really like that game, to be honest. If anything, I played too much Skyrim.. (And I didn't even play that a lot relatively speaking)
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>>692532913
This is so ignorant. Most sociopaths do not do well in the military because they have serious problems integrating with a team and following orders. Most receive dishonorable discharges or are kicked out for adjustment issues before they even deploy.
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>>692520040
I was too autistic to understand militaristic obedience until I was too old to join. Plus I have a few minor but pertinent health problems that (and I understand it) would have disqualified me anyway.

Bit of a shame, really. I'd join now if I could.
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>>692524233
MODS are gods
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>>692533923
The lone wanderer's in fallout 3 you fuck
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Became a cop :/
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>>692520396
Reported, enjoy the fucking 10th grade homo
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>>692533949
not faulting them. just making a comment. it's easier to do a dirty job if you think its to protect your mates, as opposed to just doing it because you were told to.
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Because I don't want to be in the military, and I don't have to be. So, I'm not
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>>692533839
Due to the mass amount of evidence you presented with your post I can see that number is indeed credible. Thank you.
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>>692529005
Yea, why go through all that effort just to get something you already have.
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>>692533878
As far as physical requirements, It would depend on the branch. If you can do 35 push-ups in 2 minutes and 47 sit-ups under 2 minutes and 10 or more pull-ups, as well as running two miles in no more than 16 minutes and 36 seconds.... you'll be well prepared.

But what the guy said is true as well... Its not just doing the physical stuff. Can you do it with blisters all over your feet? While Cold/wet/hungry?
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My eyesight is poor and for the time I had an engineer title they wanted me but I sent them to fuck off.
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I had other plans
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>>692534149
I did mention homicidal tendencies. Just a plain sociopath doesn't mean you kill people but believe you are above most and therefore not subject to their rules and regulations. Someone who wants to murder motherfuckers legally would gravitate towards only a few number of professions. Pro tip! Just because someone seems sane and not homicidal just means that is how they want to be perceived. Manipulation is also a trait of highly functional homicidal sociopaths.
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>>692533377
Believe me, if you record it and dedicate it to 4chan, then until the ond of this board you will be mentioned in every rekt thread plus in dedicated thread specifically made to glorify you. I have been long enough on this board to even imagine how the conversations go. You will be the valhalla master of their wet rekt-dreams. All you have to do is setting up a livestream through an app, put it live, post the link here, get enough people into the thread (bump with rekt gifs) and fucking do it.
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>>692520040
I did. I washed out twice.
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>>692524173
yeah the good old days. the still marched off like that coloured brightly in the first world war and got slaugthered.
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>>692535110
kek, I'll keep that in mind. I'll have some sort of sign with me et.c. to make sure it's what makes my suicide "famous".
>valhalla-master
I mean, that'd be quite the legacy
Also, I'd be the first to commit harakiri since .. the 70's, I think
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>>692520396
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>>692533878
thanks for the autistic pycho analysis. I'm used to let people think for themselves before giving them technical orders and suggestions. What you are looking for is about a 45 seconds of googling away from you.

This guy was kind enough of giving you uncryptic suggestions:>>692534686

What I meant as well was: can you do it while in fear?(PS: if you think you are the fearless motherfucker that rambo is in his movies, you are not prepared) Can you prioritize well in stress situations? (real stress, not some college paper work deadline shit) Do you really fucking know what the hell it means to sit in a helicopter and being flown to a fucking shoot out with some crazy towelheads?

Since your most important question was how many miles you should be able to run, my best guess on the last answer is no.

but that's fine, most branches wouldn't exist if people knew what they enlist for.
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>>692520040
>tried to join millitary
>scored high af on asfab
>went for physical, perfection in all things except eyesight
>long story short doctors say i have 3 more years before literal cane and dog blind from optic nerve degredation
Whats your excuse?
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Because I remember the Somme, and will not be lead to my death by career men.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Bravest amongst us all.
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i did and promptly washed out...long story short, dont join unless you are absolutely sure you want to commit 8 years of your life to it. also, fuck hypocritical scumbags who abuse their positions in order to prove some retarded useless point to try and ruin others lives.
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>>692522568
Sharpe in pooper
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>>692520040
Because I'm not dumb op
Because I don't like killing unless it's in self-defense
Because I'm not trying to die for something that's really stupid
Because I provide value to my family alive, not dead
Because I like being involved in world events as a neutral party acting in the best interests of humanity
Because I don't like doing things that I don't think I should be doing
Because if I know someone is a racist dumb pig, I don't usually follow orders well
Because I'm not trying to participate in an environment that encourages unnecessary violence and lack of consciousness
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>>692520040
>tfw cant because vasolvagol.
basically i can randomly passed out if im stressed for too long.
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