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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS Can be about anything: fetishes, crimes,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

Can be about anything: fetishes, crimes, that one time you accidentally your dad, secret family recipes, missile launch codes, anything big or small.
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or not
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The password to start the Bobcat is RYANWEB
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found my sisters sextape with her cheating on her bf on her phone and blackmailed her to give me a blowjob every week

>avoid getting cought cheating by cheating more

thing lasted for 6 months until she broke up with her bf
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>>692498579
dont think being raped by a family member is cheating
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>>692499068
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>>692499068
she agreed, so its not rape you mongo
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>>692499400
she agreed based on extenuating circumstances based on you threatening her. she didnt just voluntarily come up to you one day and ask to suck your dick
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>>692497659
My wife usually sticks me with kid-washing duty, so I taught my kids that it's fine to piss in the shower whenever they shower with her. She hates it (dunno why, must just be jealous) but that's not my problem. :^ )
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I like to stick coins in my ass and imagine that someday, somebody will lick them
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I take pictures of my friends cleavage when it's showing... Once I got some really good ones of her in just a bra....
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I am 35 married, etc.... I still hang out with my mom and we mess around. I tell my wife I am going out to drinking with my buddies, but in reality I am laying in bed with her drinking wine.
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>>692500728
greentext...
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When I was 16 my gf had a fetish where she wanted to watch me fuck a guy, there was a 15 year old that had a crush on her, she told him she'd suck his cock but he had to let me fuck him first, he agreed, he cried when I told him that I came inside him, and she didn't suck his cock
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>>692500970
I will someday soon- I haven't had time to write it all out, but I go over there, give her a massage. She gives me one and then we play a little. Both of us are typically a little buzzed, I even made my wife grow her pussy hair to look like my moms. I am a fuck
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>>692501069
Savage af
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Yea... I don't really have much of a secret, other than posing my crush on /soc/.

She seems to be very split. People either love or hate her.
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>>692497659
I am a male with an eating disorder. I eat like a swines about 3000-5000 calories a day and the next two days I only drink water.

I also date raped my best friend once.
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>>692498347
Keep an eye on that Bobcat
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>>692501673
I'm a female and i do this as well. I eat a shit ton then get upset.
Fucking dad buying junk food everyday :(
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>>692499990
how is this different than the partnership between men and women since the beginning of time?
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I slept with a fat chick for like 4 years. In order to get off while fucking her I had to imagine a mother daughter bdsm relationship, sometimes a 3-way with an aunt in there
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I like bad pop music
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>>692501069
Kek
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When my nephews stay at my place I let them shower with me and my gf, Their parents are conservative godfags so they are pretty sheltered. There's no issue with just me and them, but their parents would definitely not approve of gf joining us cause seeing a naked girl is evil and will scar them for life or something.
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>>692502117
>Fucking dad buying junk food everyday :(
This. I have my own place where I can workout and starve until I have the right weight but my parents force me to be at their place at the weekends. I always try to have some date or get drunk with a friend or so because they also have sooo fucking much to eat there.
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I never think of my boyfriend during sex.. or the past couple oddly. I think of me in awkward fucked up situations in order to orgasm.
Also I've never cam during sex.
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>>692502117
>>692501673
Both of you need a little thing called adderall
ups your dopamine and cuts your desire for food down to nothing, helps curb addictive tendencies too
If you can stop for 3 days, you can stop for 3 weeks And if you can stop for 3 weeks you'll be over it.
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I've touched girl's butt in elementary school. No one knows except the two of us.

Highest level of sexuality I have ever had.
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>>692502458
describe these situations they sound interesting.
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>>692501069
>be me
>beta 15 year old
>creep on this qt all day, even tho she has a bf
>one day she talks to me
>practically shit myself when she says she'll blow me
>actually shit myself when she says her bf gets to fuck me first
>the night arrives
>I pull out my little 4.6 inch peepee
>chad bf unleashes 7 inch schlong
>itsallforthebjitsallforthebj
>endure anal piracy until finally with a chadlike grunt he finishes
>realize he came inside me and I could possibly be gay
>oh well, at least now for a real bj
>qt says she doesn't suck off gay dudes
I'm guessing this is how it went.
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>>692502383
I'm>>692502462
Omg I'm on adderall right now. It is amazing c:
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>>692502117

Do you have potbelly yet? I love potbellies on girls. But, yeah, junk food sucks. Ever tried telling him that you want to buy your own/healthier food?
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i let my gf fuck me in the ass while using her panties.
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>>692501069
You should have made that bitch suck that cock.
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My sister and I have been fucking since our early teens. We're both in our 20s now and in relationships but still fuck about twice a month. The sex is incredible and she has the nicest body and pussy of any woman I've been with.
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>>692502650
i'd actually love to be in this situation.
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>>692497659
I'm a black guy, and often dream about being non-black and/or a woman. I most often dream about being a white blonde. In any case, I've been losing a lot of weight in an effort to obtain the same body-type as Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager. I'm getting close.

Also, as much of a weeaboo I appear to be on the outside, I really have a strong interest in learning Korean and Chinese, and wouldn't be closed to living/working in South Korea or China or even Taiwan instead of bothering with Japan. I also have a lot of respect for French culture.
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>>692502761
Ya. And i do actually everything is normal I have chicken legs but i couldn't wear a two piece due to my tummy.i know it's my own fault. I get myself to take walks, hell I even avoid my car and force myself to walk to the bank etc. Do my morning sit ups. No sugar in my coffee. It's just when I eat I binge and forget what I'm working for bcuz food is amazing.
It's horrible. I either am really good at my diet or I lose control for 3 weeks and gain 15 pounds and then lose it. Fuck my life
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>>692502650
Not quite, I'm always really quite when I cum, don't even make a sound, I had no privacy growing up so I had to be quiet, and my dick is only about 6 inches, the word fag never even came up through the whole thing, and she did originally plan to give him a blowjob like agreed, but he was crying after I finished and he couldn't get hard, he ended up just leaving
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Have banged my sister in law 3 times
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>>692503392
Pics
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>>692502530
I remember exploring with a girl in the third or fourth grade. Fairly sure she was knew what she was doing because she guided me into mild oral. Had to talk to our school councillor one day because we got caught and got suspended for two days. Still did it afterwards though, so I guess I didn't learn.
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>>692500518
Shit was so cash.
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when I was 6 year old I imagine my self sucking my nursery teacher's tities and have a unhealthy crush on my 4th grade teacher
I am kind of ok now
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I sniff and masturbate with dirty panties any chance I can
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>>692499990
She could have just broken up with her bf. If it's not a life or death threat, it's not rape, fucking cuck liberals.
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i'm a 3 yr old faggot who faps to /h/
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>>692503195

Ah, okay. I knew a girl who eat a lot and never gained. Metabolism is a mighty fucker and some people are just lucky.

I suffer from having a potbelly even though I eat healthy, never binge, and just today I ran 10 miles. I hate it.

Got pics of tummy, though? Would like to see it, if you know what I mean.
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>>692503767
Ew what the fuck is that stain?
they have obviously been worn for 3 days straight. You know girls can bleach thier panties if they wear em to long for like a week
What's that called
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I hate myself so much. Everything about me is disgusting, every part of me is just dirty and bad. I would give anything to be able to wipe every trace of me off the planet, everything I touch or interact with gets corrupted.

I got high last night and spent a good 6 hours just staring at photos of myself, telling myself to kill myself and reminding myself how repulsive I am. Not just physically, but my especially my pathetic excuse of a pseudo personality.
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>>692504073
You got a way I can email you or something?
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Key 90 right
265KF
Key 180 left
D4T39
Key 90 left
Await command
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My dad fucked me and my sister from 13 to 18. I liked feeling him in my pussy. I've never cum harder than when we fucked. He died 2 years ago from prostate cancer. Karma is a bitch but my daddy fucked like a porn star.
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>>692499990
that's called getting tricked. There is a huge difference between getting raped and regretting sex later.
Unless you're a feminist, of course. Then everything is rape.
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>>692504218
I could be your daddy
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I think I'm falling out of love with my girlfriend of 3 years. She's recently taken a new job that she hates and it's changed her for the worst. I've tried being attentive, listening, giving suggestions, but it's like she just wants to complain. Every day for hours she complains about her day after work. She's too exhausted for sex and only seems concerned with bitching about her day. We've talked long term before, but I'm starting to interpret these things as red flags and it's been making me stressed because I feel like I'm not doing enough.

I've also been talking to an old fling which is probably fucking with my head, but that's something else entirely.
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>>692504125
>tl;dr I'm too pussy to kill myself, wahhh.

Do it faggot
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>>692504073
always makes me angry being compared my friend who literally eats nothing but fast food all day and legit dunks nearly everything he eats i a jar of mayonnaise and yet he never gaings a single gram of fat while i basically have to starve myself and go run, exercise etc just to be able to fit through the door
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I want to see my mom get fucked. When my friends joke about wanting to fuck my mom i get hard.
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>>692504218
I only ever see shit like this here.
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>>692502768
what a faggot
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>>692504166

[email protected]
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>>692504402
ask her to see if she can summarize her complaints in 30 seconds or 30 words. I asked that of my mom and it worked wonders.
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When I was 22, I used to fuck my 14 cousin. My aunt and uncle would go out of town for the weekend. We would get drunk and I would fuck her all night long. She was kind of chubby and emo. It was easy to convince her to do anything because she felt like she had to impress me. I made her go ATM and she threw up, then swore that it was just because she was drunk. So I made her do it every time until she admitted she didn't like it. For two years this went on. Then her parents just let her stay home alone. When she was 23, the night before her wedding, she called me to come over and fuck her one last time. I was shocked but did it anyway. She ended up going atm for me, telling me she totally got off on it now, and deep throated my cock with enthusiasm. It was kind of fucked up how badly she still wanted to impress me even though she was about to be married.
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>>692504362
Could u make me cum like he did? Can I call u daddy when we fuck?
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>>692504452

Yuh, exactly. I've gained a bit of fat in the last six months. I should ask some pro about my diet.
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we ha sec all ve rets?
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>>692504573
Not everyone can be a stallion like you.
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>>692504218
at least you admit u liked it
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>>692504762
I'd like to find out
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I'd kiss a guy and I'd liked that.

But I like girls and I'm near to have a new girlfriend this days.

I'm probably bi.

I'm OK with that but don't wat anybody know that.
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>>692504762
You can call me daddy all day, baby. I'll make you cum hard to daddy's cock

KiK = Azmozus
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>>692504402
Well, she seems stupid
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>>692505036
I liked cumming. I hated my dad. It's fucked up. It felt so good but he violated my sister and I. Made us addicted to fuck. Forcing us to make out and finger each other and fuck him. It's fucked up but when it makes you cum hard it confused you.
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>>692505068
Why don't you want anyone to know? Why haven't you kissed a guy?
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>>692505043
Tell me. How would you make me cum?
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>>692505321
Got any stories
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>>692504762
Angela?
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I really want my wife to peg me. Me ex would finger my ass when she blew me. Best orgasms ever. So basically ass play works for me. But the thought of a guy fucking me is gross. So....no homo.
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>>692504436
I don't want to do that to my parents. Sorry, I wasn't trying to get sympathy or even whine to people who couldn't care less, I just wanted to get that off my chest.
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>>692505321
Because you liked it. Society tells you it was wrong. It wasn't.
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>>692505551
How do u know me?
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>>692504762
I better not hear anything other than daddy come out of that mouth.
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>>692504762
Holy shit, angela?
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>>692505588
I didn't want to fuck. I didn't even know what he was doing at first. He ruined my innocence.
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>>69250558d
>fucking your 13 year ols children

>Society tells you it was wrong. It wasn't.

k...
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I am the zodiac killer
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>>692498579

Post copy of tape or pic of bj or it didn't happen.
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>>692497659

I have no secrets tbh
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I wish I was molested when I was younger. I call my boyfriend daddy and act like he's my real dad and I have him molest me and "rape" me whenever he can. I'll probably call him daddy for the rest of my life. I still regret the past and feel I'm not as good as others because this didn't happen to me. It's like I'm into ddlg but it's more extreme.
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I masturbated in a church bathroom during my grandfather's funeral.
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>>692505807
Hi Ted Cruz
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>>692502147
>>692503872
>>692504310

Young rapists in training. Look you virgins I'm sure you cannot conceive of a world were women will have sex with a man willingly by choice without the threat of violence or blackmail. This is because you're fat, ugly wizards that will never know a woman's willing touch. When you "coerce" someone into sex, you're a rapist. Period. That guy is a fucking rapist, and he raped his own sister. He's a shitbag and so are you for being such a terrible fucking person that you think a forced sexual relationship through blackmail is perfectly normal.
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I have a secret fetish. I like looking at women with their clothes off. Then I play with my penis until it spits.
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>>692505892
I've seen this movie before
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>>692497659
im a pedophile
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>>692504587
Sent
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>>692505942
Nice
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>>692505747
You didn't want to fuck? Yet you came harder than ever!!! Kek! Get over it. It was hot. You liked it. And you'd let him do it again if you could.
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>>692505576
Why do you care? When you're dead you won't worry about anything.
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>>692505892
>feel I'm not as good as others because this didn't happen to me.

so you feel bad because nobody wanted to rape you as a child ?
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>>692501673
This is how many of the lifeforms on earth exist. You do not have a disorder.
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>>692505866
Sure you don't
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>>692505644
We went to school together. Damn, I won't tell anyone, promise.
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>>692505785
summerfag
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I had a crush on my best friend's gf. Now, when they broke up, I honestly don't know on which of them I have crush more, and everytime I'm alone with my buddy I have urge to kiss him but he seems 100% hetero and I don't want to end our friendship.
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>>692503200
That's actually kinda sad.
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>>692506140
yes. It haunts me.
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>>692497659
There is an ICP song I like, I know the words.
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>>692506110
I fantasize about it now as a coping mechanism. But it shouldn't even be a thing. He should've never made me into this person. If course I like cumming. Everyone does. It's easy for non victim men to explain to me how I feel it how I should cope.
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>>692506204
i know it's /b/ but come on, saying raping 13 year olds is perfectly fine, by their own parents no less is just trying to be as edgy as possible
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>>692497659
when i masturbate or function in normal life i imagine im sam winchester
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>>692506263
Just do it, play it off as a crazy as joke. If you're good friends it won't matter
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>>692506118
Yeah, but I care now. The relief I'd get from death isn't worth the guilt I'd feel right up to my death.
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>>692505576
well if youre not happy about yourseld why dint you deducate ur mind to being smart as fuck or somethig
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>>692506191
Thank you
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>>692506038
Ever acted on it?
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>>692490916
>>692505999
Geez anon, you may need to get some help
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Pic unrelated but funny

I sometimes end up getting so pissed off during arguments that I cut myself so that I don't end up getting... violent

What do?
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I'm actually just several small dogs in a trench coat, shaped like a people.
My children would be devastated if they knew.
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>>692506539
You might know me. KM.
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>>692506416
Non victim?!? Please. When I was 5 my babysitter would touch my dick on a reg. She even sucked it once. It was fucking awesome.
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>>692505551
>>692505644
>>692506191
>>692506539
kek holy fuck, /b/ teaching old classmates about each other, one incest story at a time
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>>692506539
Kik JWGinger
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I am secretly a unicorn
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the idea of being raped really turns me on (i'm male) i've been walking around neighborhoods known for rape at night in hopes of it happening, nothing so far
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>>692506589
god not
Im into that and rape, but I wont act upon it because i'd end up hurting one of the few people that could recover this shithole of a planet
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>>692506636
well shit I used to do that too. You'll get over it eventually. Just try not to cut yourself and put your anger into other tasks. As gay as it sounds, exercise and sports help as well as hobbies.
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>>692497659
I once used a family member's credit card and spent over $1200 on an online game.
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>>692506975
Get arrested, and don't fight back in the showers. It'll happen soon enough
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>>692506975
Raped by male or?

I got "raped" by a 30 y/o when I was 14. I didnt like it as it happened, but afterwards I felt good about it.

Might have been because i felt awkward though.
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>>692506529
I have a couple of medical conditions that make it impossible for me to have any kind of life or improve myself.
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>>692506416
Look, it's not as complicated as you think. You fantasize cause you DO like it. That's why your tight little pussy gets all wet. I'm a rich fag. I'll be your sugar daddy. I'll make you cum too.
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>>692497659
My biggest secret is that I have a wife and kids, and everyday I for one hour, I go to my room alone, shut my door and windows, make sure they're locked up so no one could go in.

Then I'd sing and dance along to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2sJdWxRZBA

I'd die of embarrassment if anyone finds out.

>tfw I've been doing this every day for 4 years now
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>>692507203
omg XD
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>>692504762
HOLY SHIT, ANGELA WTF
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>>692506416
I was raped by a nigger so if I was being a faggot I could say I'm a "victim" too.
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>>692507308
sure you fucking do - dont give fucking excuses you fucking atention whore
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>>692497659
I was a sex toy for a local sorority when I was 8-13. Never told anyone because I'm a boy and I don't think people would take the abuse seriously because they were girls.
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>>692507248
yeah by a man, or woman with a strapon but that doesn't seem like a realistic rape. it doesn't really have anything to do with the guy i just want t be degraded and used if that makes sense. other than this scenario i don't like men at all
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>>692507351
You know this broad?
Do tell.
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I've groped many of my firends dicks in their sleep.
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>>692507203
while that does seem like it might work, i'd prefer not ending up in jail. i already have long hair though so they'd might like me in prison
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I got an imaginary friend since I was like 14. Am 17 now, hasn't changed one bit.

inb4 aspergers
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I suck every dick I can. Young, old, fat, skinny, I don't care, I just want a penis in my mouth all the time. I go to the local porn shop arcade and suck cocks for hours. I do this so often that the employees there greet me like Norm from Cheers. I occasionally suck and get fucked by my fat elderly next-door neighbor and I'm scared he'll tell my wife someday. I'm married with kids.
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>>692507085
Well, despite you delusion, that person will not save the planet. Might as well start dumping loads of cum in her.
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>>692507456
I'm not. I have vocal fold scarring. It's untreatable, I can't even talk...
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I've tried that, sometimes it works, but when my temper really flares up in a bad argument, she won't let me walk away, to cool off... kinda the only thing that helps ish
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>>692507511
no i was just repeating what the other two people said for the laughs. i don't even know her.
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>>692507567
how does that work ? do you visually see him/her/it ?
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>>692507461
>his name
>albert einstein
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>>692507461
what does this even mean? How did you arrive there?
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there was this one time when i got dubs
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>>692507470
My rapist was woman, I'm male.
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My dad is happily married to a woman but hes also full blown gay. Im the only one who knows and havent told anyone.
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I like to use join.me to have someone look through nudes of my wife while I jack off
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>>692506093

Thanks, will check it later. :)
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>>692502353
You libcucks just exist to do the opposite of anything right wings or religious people do, with no real regard for anything else. Those kids are going to end up like that dude a few posts up fucking his mother after getting her drunk.

Religious people do operate on levels beyond "ew it's the devil", but apparently you don't ever get past "ew it's religious".
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I have a special ability to get dubs
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>>692500561
youre weird
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>>692507604
kek - also not being such an edgelord; i think im one of the last people on the website that has some shred of empathy - that might be it
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>>692507657
Can hear her voice clearly, she makes her own decisions, has helped me not kill myself and make friends and all that.

I can see her in what you would call the back of your eye or something.
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>>692500561
Post em.
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>>692506263
Andrew?
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>>692505992
blackmail is shitty and not morally right but you always have the choice to tell them to go fuck themselves and then report them for blackmail (it's illegal if what they're blackmailing you with was illegal too).
If it's not a gun or knife to their head or physically being held down it's not rape
Also lol at the wizard comment I've slept with 12 different women over the years without having to trick them and never when any of them were even drunk or high and I'm not defending that guy, but you need to draw a line when it comes to rape or else anyone you sleep with voluntarily can later call you a rapist. Which is kind of already happening, and retards like you are the reason why.
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>>692507950
JUST DO IT FAGGOT
jk
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>>692506140
what do /b/
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I'm transexual, pass as a girl, and successful life

Might be going back to living as a guy

Yolo
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>>692507831
>Religious people do operate on levels beyond "ew it's the devil"

well the ones in charge do they know it's a sham and keep it up for the influence and money.
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>>692506263
if you're attracted to the girl too go for her
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>>692508086
thats rape and im triggered
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>>692508121
go back to your real gender
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>>692507950
that's pretty interesting. do you hear her like you hear yourself in your head or does it feel like the audio is coming from an external source ?
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>>692505992
Your skewed beliefs are beyond fucked up, you're someone who is obviously repulsive to people, bitter, and alone. That attitude will drag you down and keep you in the past while society moves forward beyond you. Feminist propaganda like this can't defeat the power of free speech and communication.

You wouldn't have a clue what rape is unless it hit you in the face...or from behind.
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I don't love my husband anymore.
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>>692507854
You're not what you claim then.
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Short story time
>be me, 13-14
>discover sexuality in shower by myself
>start jerking off everytime im in the shower
>start figure out what porn is
>learn anal from randomly googling porn videos
>start fingering myself while i jerk off
>eventually want to put larger things in my ass during shower time.
>steadily find larger and larger shampoo bottles and things to pleasure myself.
>tried one too big and started to bleed one day.
>back down a bit to more comforatble sizes.
>one day mom gets free sample of conditioner or something from hair salon.
>she throws it away and i snatch it from the garbage for use later in my butt
>it ended up being perfect size for my anal play and i kept it for years in my shower (priviledged white fag had my own shower in my room)
>Used it until the day i got a qt3.14 gf senior year
fast forward 2 years
>in relationship for 3 1/2 years with higschool sweet heart
>one day ask her to finger my ass

continue?
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>>692508227
kek
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>>692508418
I can hear her inside my head although she has a distinct voice and speech pattern of her own. Have been reading about tulpas and all that for a while since bored as fuck and college doesn't start until August.
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I showed my dick to someone for the first time last night.
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>>692503174
Hate to break it to you, you could have the same body type, you could become a"woman," but you'll always be a nigger.
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>>692508121
Got a KiK account? I'd love to chat with you.
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>>692508430
wait.. so he'd AGAINST rape but that makes him
>you're someone who is obviously repulsive to people, bitter, and alone.

>Feminist propaganda like this can't defeat the power of free speech and communication

you heard it here folks, women not wanting to get raped is simply propaganda
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>>692508497
? plz explain, i merely said i am a pedophile, and am atracted to rape
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>>692506827
I think I do. How are you?
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>>692508520
continue
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>>692508624
kek
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>>692508822
Dubdubs
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>>692503174
Ffs I remember you! You were skinny as fuck in your pic. How exactly are you going to turn into a curvy white woman when you're a skinny black dude?
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I'm a compulsive liar and I've violated probation terms 3 times in the past month. Ex-convict for rape.
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>>692508430
Oh no, the opinion of a shitbag that would blackmail a family member into sex matters so much to me :(
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>>692508377
Probably will, only thing not sure of is sexuality, currently like guys and am submissive but will see
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>>692508740
so how's the Gender Studies degree going?
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>>692508768
Then you'd act on it. If you've never acted on anything you claim do be, then you aren't what you claim. It's that simple. No fuck that bitch in her pussy, and stop being a fag.
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>>692508705
I *can* achieve the same body-type, sans the skin color (and tits). I'm actually pretty close.

>>692508960
Be a curvy black guy, kek. I really just want her waist-line.
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My wife fucks other hot wives while I watch.

I have seen her get her ass tongued on all fours, fuck and be fucked with a strap-on, etc.

Nobody on the planet would guess she would do anything like that.
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>>692508960
Cheetos and markers
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>>692508492
y
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>>692509036
all ideas are equally valid until you dissect them, regardless of source. Adults understand this concept, maybe you should dwell on it
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>>692509096
Her body type is curvy, that means tits and womanly hips. Lets see another pic. Please dont have your cock out this time.
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>>692509048
haha, so funny. i mean i HAVE to be in gender studies if i'm against rape right ?
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I'm 18 but I can barely hold an erection. It takes a good minute or two to get hard and even then it is basically only half mast
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Still a virgin, soon a wizard, damn gonna repeat 9/11 for you
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>>692509333
not so fun when people make unfounded assumptions about you is it?
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>>692509277
I just censored it.
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>>692508492
if you have kids, don't divorce. Try to find a way to at least like him. If you are a certain age, you may be confusing falling out of love with the lack of dopamine. It leave with age but it doesn't mean you can't love him as a companion.
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>>692509089
XD k ill start meh rape spree then
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>>692508717
Yes but wouldn't post it here
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>>692509357
are you on adderall?
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>>692509357
Talk to a doctor. I know it's embaressing but you should do it.
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>>692504402
Tell her:
Work to live, don't live to work.

Watch her girly brain short circuit while she's trying to understand it, and while she's trying to comprehend you can enjoy the silence for a while.
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>>692509436
what's that supposed to mean ? i've not made assumptions about anyone, i just said you should n't rape people.
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Mom is religious and extremely homophobic
Aunt is gay
Am not allowed to communicate with her, in fear of 'becoming like her'
Have not seen her in 4 years
Found out that she's married, and has been for a few years

I'm not religious
I hate homophobic assholes
Already resent her for other shit
She's called my boyfriend a dirty terrorist
Damn near ruined my relationship with him
Am not allowed out of the house, even to hang out with friends
Ended up missing my best friend's birthday
They fight all the damn time
Only kid in the house, get blamed for most fights
Want to get the hell out of Dodge, but can't
Don't want to cause more shit

Recently (and accidentally)revealed my thoughts on religion to her during a fight, as well as my acceptance of my aunt's homosexuality
Made her cry

What do????
Worst slip up in a long time
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>>692503174
Hey nigro, dream small.
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>>692508705
kek
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>>692509357
Went to doctor, nothing wrong with me (not erectile dysfunction or anything), apparently I just have a very low sex drive
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>>692500728
green text story time?
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>>692509263
And when you translate those ideals into actions that trample the rights of another person, someone that is you're relative, you lose any bullshit existentialist rationale and become an incestuous rapist. Nice job on trying to intellectualize raping your sister, you sick fuck.
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>>692505747
Yep, now you're a borderline whore.
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i love cut my arm to drink my own blood , but it's not enougth anymore for me ... i would like to kill someone to tase his
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>>692509498
Here's mine... Azmozus

Hit me up. My wife and I want to see how cute you are. We can time stamp too.
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>>692504073
That's not luck. That's being able to manage your daily intake versus your metabolic rate. People with really shite metabolisms can do it too.
Calories in calories out, bruh.
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>>692509661
>small
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to become.
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>>692509438
Kek filename. I dont see the resemblance personally but there are worse goals to have I guess. Maybe do hella squats and get a booty? Do you actually want to transition to a woman at some point?
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>>692509040
Everyone is naturally bisexual. You get to choose which you want.
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>>692506276
Kek
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>>692508520
>>692508832
>preceed to have best blowjob of my life because she fingered my ass the whole time.
>cum buckets
eventually get her into trying anal
>shelovesit.jpg
>best orgasms of her life
>I want to cum like that
>we agree to buy a strapon so she can peg me
>it finally comes in the mail and we get to use it that night
>she suits up like iron man and im watching her hard as diamonds.
>grabs the lube and fingers my ass a bit to loosen it up
>insert dildo
>its big so it felt like i was being stretched a bit, felt amazing though.
>she starts really slow, just little movements and needed more lube
>after we figured out the rhythm i want her to fuck me harder and faster like i fuck her
> she goes faster and faster and harder until shes literally ramming the entire thing up my ass
>cum with the force of a thousand suns, get a little on my own face.
>she licks it off (gf was amazing like that)
>pulls out, no shit on it. it was fucking amazing.
>she told me later that she hated pegging me. ohhwell.bmp
>at end of relationship we break up because we just didnt get along anymore and both of us cheated on each other.
fast forward 6 months
>getting lonely without a gf
>decide to check out craigslist and tinder to find a new girl
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>>692509614
Who cares your moms a bitch
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>>692509844
I have one. Eventually, I'll get a new bike so I can go on long-distance (~30 miles) rides again. I don't want to transition though.
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>>692509832
Just kidding, do whatever you want to do, nigro.
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>>692509614
let her cry. The truth will set her free, and you too. Stop acting like a little bitch and live your life.
Also, if your boyfriend is muslim he probably is a terrorist. If he used to be muslim but stopped and constantly speaks out against it, move in with him. That guy's a keeper
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I killed my neighbors dog. It never shut up and they always left it outside, no matter the season. One night it just kept yelping so I grabbed some leftover meatballs and tossed them over the fence. While it was eating I looped a belt around its neck, jumped the fence and hung it. It's quiet now.
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>>692508121
Why are you going to go back?
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>>692510046
DAYUM
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>>692510054
k
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>>692510101
yeh
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>>692508121 whats up then boo
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>>692509826

ikr, bruh.
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>>692509718
I'm not the guy who fucked his sister though. I'm not even saying he's a good guy. He sucks.
But he is not a rapist.
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>>692509784
lol why do u have to kill someone to be able to taste their blood, ur so edgy
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>>692510127
what
is that ?
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>>692509784
Woah nearly missed this one. Whats the appeal of blood? Also why cant you just fine a living partner will to engage you desire?
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>>692509804
Sorry don't want to, but I'm a 7/10 or 8+ if youre into transgirls
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I don't want to make this any worse than it already is. My dad and I get along extremely well in comparison, but he always sides with her
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>>692510046
Are you gay?
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>>692510127
Don't take nigro as an insult, I'm a sand nigger terrorist after all, nigro.
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Me and my cousin were in a relationship for about 7 years from late elementary school to early high school. By far the best body ive seen a woman have. Still fap to the memorys of when we were kids.
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>>692510088
I send my applause
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Hi kids, ImmolationBro here again. Lurking 'cause i have nothing better to do.

For you newfags that're just tuning in: Planning on burning myself alive in the next few years or so. Not really much of a secret anymore, but whatever.
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>>692510276
to everyone commenting on this, she's already a whore since she cheated so she deserved what she had coming, regardless if it was rape
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>>692509784
Learn to hunt. Very satisfying and you can cut down on food prices.
As for drinking someone else's blood you don't have to kill anyone, there's girls and guys everywhere that would pay you to do that, there's a whole community
Why do you think Twilight made so much money?
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>>692510558
What? Why?
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For some reason I constantly have a slight urge to kill people even if they are good friends an shit. I have never done it or will do it because I love them, but it just makes me mad that I feel like I want to kill them. I just don't know what to do
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I fantasize about killing people.
I broke in (well, it was so easy on practice you can barely call it that) the garden of a family who wronged me, couple of times. Bullied the place a bit. Last time I was there I fantasized about them getting a dog and me killing it, sawing it's head off and putting it in a place where it would get the best reaction out of them.

A lot of the times, I imagine scenarios where I get robbed or assaulted and kill him (them), then dispose of the bodies.

Some guy who did me wrong ended up paying for it with his bones twice, second time he told everybody he was assaulted by some gang.

I wish my mother would die already, for mine as well as her convenience.

I may have indirectly caused my granddad to die. He had Huntington's and I wouldn't let him in my house, which I previously acquired from my family via sheer opportunism. Last time he got in my backyard one time too many, so I took him by his arm when he was asleep on the mattress, and walked him a couple of miles away from the house (at first he thought I was some robber or killer and kept murmuring thing like "where are you taking me?.. let me go... what's going on?.. please let me go" - as I type this I can't help but smile), pretended to call someone to take him to his home and ran away.
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>>692509576
And she's always been in that boat. She said she'd never let money be her driving force. Now she's in this position because it pays well, and is her first really full time job since she graduated with a teaching degree. However, it brings her nothing but stress and all she does is say that she hates it. She despises waking up for work.
I think she sees that it's affecting her this way, but she doesn't seem to be actively doing anything to improve it.
I mean, I hate my job too. As far I knew we everyone does most days, but she's just taking it to a whole other level.
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He's non religious as well

Last line agreed
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>>692510333
I don't know; I got it off /b/ like last week.

>>692510525
No, it's fine.

>>692510520
No.
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>>692510793
After that my mom got the message and started desperately searching for a place, but they ended up sleeping on the streets one or two nights and eventually he got fever and soon after that died in the psychiatric ward.
I think it's related to that one time when he wouldn't give me his meds, which I would take as a punishment for him or my mom for crossing me, so that time he hide the bottle in his pants and went out. I took him by his arm and started audibly saying things which would imply that he's going crazy again (he wasn't actually delusional) because he took too much pills, so even he was to mention that I was trying to steal his meds, everybody around would assume he got paranoid or something. Well the theater worked too well apparently, as he and my mom happened to end up searching for a place there, so when she away and he got bad, they took him to the ward. Merciless fucking animals. Still remember some drunk threatening my granddad for misbehaving. At the time it amused me though.

So anyway the last part is not a complete secret, she knows most of it, although I still persist on making it her fault (which it is as well).
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>>692497659
and the ugly people losers is not better then everybody cause the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly
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>>692510742
Live out your dreams
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>>692509933
>at this time browsing 4chan a lot for porn to jerk off to, havent really been doing any anal, just havent been in the mood.
>a lot of trap/sissy threads around this time as well.
>start looking in the m4m section of craigslist, just looking, not being serious about hooking up with a guy.
>text a few guys back and forth curious about how men handle this sort of thing.
>most of them just horny pigs looking to rail some guy and abuse them basically, not what im looking for
>eventually get to texting one anon
>he's dark skinned, average dick size, seems to care about his partners rather than just using them as fuck toys.
>continue messaging him, tells me what hed like to do to me
>suck my dick, lick my asshole, mutual dick sucking sessions etc.
>asks me if i want to chill at his place one night and drink a few beers.
>i gather the courage to say sure
>we arrange a time in the morning (both of us had to work at night that day)
>not drunk at all, drive to his house
>ohshitwhatamidoing.png
>nervous that its going to be weird so tell him that we both just get naked right when i walk in the door.
>walk up to the door, see his boner as soon as he opens the door.
> walk in and look him in the face and we both know just to get naked
>both drop our pants and take shirts off
>leads me over to the couch and sits next to me
>asks if he can touch my dick
>>
>>692510742
everyone has these feelings, just don't worry about it. You won't act on it so it doesn't matter. Intrusive thoughts are extremely normal.
>>
i"ve been "kinda" cheating on my bf for the last month. i've wanted to try anal for a year now and he never wants to try it, he doesn't get the apeal, afterwards i talked to a friend about it and he joked he's try it with me, and that's kinda how it started. he's fucked me 6 times so far. it's good but also kinda annoying how he can't get enough now and has even fucked my ass in public once.
>>
>>692497659
When I was a teen, I used to capture cats in my neighborhood and execute them in my shed.
>>
I fuck a girl who thinks I like her and i tell her all the time. I dont like her.. i just want to fuck the shit out of her. She likes me a lot and every time i cum in her and leave her house i laugh the fuck out of myself
>>
>>692504402
You're no longer feeling limerance, or infatuation, or whatever you want to call it. It usually fades after 6 months to maybe 2 years, and it's what holds young relationships together. You don't get to feel it again with that same girl. But what you're no longer feeling isn't love. Love is a commitment, a devotion to a person, compassion and understanding. Love isn't something you feel, it's something you do. If you aren't ready for love, that is to say, if not feeling like you're head over heels for this girl 24/7 is something you aren't prepared for, then you aren't ready to love anyone.
>>
I often paint my nails when i masturbate so it feels like a girl is doing it
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>>692510977
Gonna use this to fap later, thanks
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>>692510742
What are these feelings like? Are they little flashes of anger or like quick fantasies of how you'd kill them at the moment?
I've had 13 years of martial arts training, I get the second one all the time it's just your brain doing exercises, the mental equivalent of muscle memory.
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>>692510968
But when you imagine vividly killing them its fucking bad
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>>692510341
do you really think that someone could accept that kind of request ?
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>>692511079
I use a velvety glove
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>>692508126
We arent talking about the ones in charge. Were talking about one set of religious parents trying to raise their kids to be good people instead of moral-less fucks. I fucking hate all you degenerate fucking nihilistic peices of shit. Nothing is important or sacred and anyone that disagrees is mocked. Fuck you people.

Also, my wife and i are swingers. Nobody knows. Not that anyone would really care/be suprised
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>>692510831
this is actually awful.
>>
>>692510734
I don't want to exist and that's how i want to go out. I've been slowly putting the plan together for a while now.
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>>692511171
If you found the right person, yeah. You think you're the only one into weird shit?
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>>692510548
Thank you, kind stranger. That motherfucker seriously never stopped barking. Never met a dog like him.
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>>692511138
Like I would do something like drill a pencil into their eyes. Its fucking depressing and I dont know what to do. I can sometimes not think about it but it feels like it wants to come back out
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>>692507672
>Be eight
>Babysitter is freshman in pretty big college
>She usually leaves me alone when she watches me
>I always tried to initiate contact
>Big chest and I liked pressing into it
>Starts acting a little weird around me early in the school year
>Pantsing me, touching me more, etc
>I didn't complain
>One day I'm in the bath and she comes in
>Says mom told her to make sure I'm clean
>Kinda embarrassed because that makes me feel like a baby
>She examines/washes me
>Compliments my body even though I'm just average
>Kinda stronk but normal besides that
>Eventually tells me to stand up
>Stand up awkwardly because my hands are covering my bits
>She plays with my ass a bit
>Don't know why
>She guides my hands away and compliments my package
>Not very impressive but y'know
>Already hard and she jerks me off
>Orgasm pretty quick and fall down because it was intense
>She catches me but kinda jerks my arm
>Shit fucking hurt
>She tells me to dry off and go to my room when I'm done
>I listen and find her without a shirt on in my room
>"anon, did you like that feeling?"
>Shrug and look at her
>Felt good but a bit naughty
>Didn't know if I was being tricked
>"Well it's a secret, so I'll let you touch my chest if you promise not to tell"
>Agree because fuck yeah
>She takes her bra off and I go at it
>Felt fucking incredible and she seemed to like it
>Spend next few nights touching myself and squeezing pillows, pretending they were her

She did more stuff to me afterwards and took me to her sorority because they were kind of fucked. They were a cheating/drug ring and had girls do stuff to me on video so they couldn't back out without serious repercussions. Lasted for a few years until the sorority got shut down.
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>>692511269
Whats the plan? I assume you know it'll be horrifically painful.
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>>692510793
you sound like a high-functioning psychopath. Stay out of politics, consider a career in law or business, particularly Wall Street
>>
i killed my best friend and his brother when i was 4. I was forced to do it, otherwise my brother would of been killed.
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>>692511223
>religious parents trying to raise their kids to be good people instead of moral-less fuck

good one, i bet these are the same parents that kickc their son or daughter out if they turn out to be gay, because god's good morals don't apply to gays.
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>>692510977
Tell your boyfriend the truth and face the consequences, whore.
>"Kinda" kek
>>
I raped my friends mom.

No, I'm not going to elaborate
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>>692497659
if nobody look up to the ugly people losers then why the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people and everybody
>>
>>692510685
where is this comunnity ?
>>
>>692504201
"Missile launched". What does this mean?
>>
>>692511430
Green text por favor.
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>>692511430
Did you grow up in a mexican cartel of some shit?
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>>692501069
This is fucking hilarious, well done anon. Did she fuck you over or did you guys stay together?
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>>692511148
no, it's normal. I used to do it all the time. Just don't worry about it, and stop trying to act like you are special and that I "don't" get it. I imagine impaling, eating, raping, torturing, burning, etc to my friends but I'd never do it irl and after I realized it was normal it actually stopped.
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>>692510793
You sound like a faggot edge-Lord. KY
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I'm a cuckold
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>>692511710
Normal person here; no, it's not normal you fucking maniac.
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>>692511275
i don't know... i dont think so altought i feel so alone :(
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>>692511475
i won't, though i don't know how long i can keep it up. and yes i only kind it "kinda" cheating if it is at all since he never fucked my ass and doesn't want to either.
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>>692511312
again, is it fantasies or really emotional? Does anger come first and fantasy second? Or is it just an idea on what to do that just jumps out of nowhere?
This question is very important. If you are getting sudden flashes of anger for no reason you might have a chemical imbalance.
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>>692511430
Fantastic 4.
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