Who's the most famous person you've fucked, /b/

>>692495416
famous person? dude i just wanna have sex with a girl man wtf

>>692495416
A YouTuber with 100k

>>692495776
Who

I haven't fucked anyone, let alone a famous person

>>692495416
I met Mick Foley once. But I didn't Fuck him

I legit fucked meg white.

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>>692496426

Speaking of wrestlers, I got a blowjob from Sasha Banks when she was on the indies.

>>692495416
>fuck famous people
>browse /b/
Pick one

>>692496600

Everyone has so your not very special anon

>>692496426
I lolled xD so hard
I think first woman u loved or fucked often is the most important isn't it?

>>692496611
Sure you did

The only people who Fuck rats are ecw

>>692495416
Coincidentally, Ava Devine, years ago.
$1,700 for a little over an hour... I thought she was going to fuck my cock right off of me. Best pussy ever.

>>692496611
And that was mainly New Jack

>>692495945
SkinFreak he's a cs YouTuber he almost has 300k now haven't checked his channel in ages. He's closet gay

>>692495416

I fucked a chick a while back that did extras work in movies. She tried showing me the scenes she was in ans said it was a start to breaking into the movie scene. I knew it was all bs so I said I would support her. Best blowy ever. No idea what she is doing now.

>>692497586
Probably blowing other dudes trying to make into "movies".

>>692495416
>Implying anyone here has even had sex let alone with a famous person.

>>692495416
Some weab youtube who's become irrelevant now, we skyped a lot back in the day and eventually I flew down to see her.

>>692497867
I like to Fuck women I never had.

When I was workin at ticketmaster I fucked 4 of the girls there. That place only hired good lookin girls. It was great

>>692495416
The EU.

>>692497586
>>692497867
>>692497805

Met her by going to one of those audition agencies. They are flooded with chicks that are completely broke and are looking for a guy with a job. Just tell them you have a career but are looking to branch out and get some screen time maybe.

They pretty much fuck you on the spot.

>>692497180
Damn, that much?

What made her so good?

>>692498186
ayy

>>692497180
Bullshit

I haven't fucked anyone famous

>>692498186
glory, glory, what a helluva way to die

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>>692496701
\thread

Kek at anyone who believes shit postmen here

>>692498484
>shit postmen here
>postmen

>>692498266
>what made her so good

Probably the fact that crazy fucking is literally her job and she's been doing it for 20+ years? Not hard to figure out bro.

>>692496611
green text story??

>>692495416
I've fucked a few porn stars while in california, pretty much all porn stars are high end prostitutes,
Much like body builders.

>tfw no longer live in the states
>see new QT talent on facial abuse and can't pay her $300 for an hour long blow job

>>692495416
i had ass sex with Putin. he moaned like a little girl

>>692498667
Heh. My b. Point still stands

>>692499010

>went to 4chan, hookin' up with my friends
>saw this thread about fukkin famous persons
>decided to make up a story about someone i fancy
>profit

>>692499015
This is true. It's not hard at all to fuck porn stars. As long as you can afford >$500 an hour.

>>692495416
Hayley Williams from that shitty band Paramore
Went to the same highschool.

I fucked a now well-known italian youtuber. Her name is lasabrigamer. She was a model before her youtube career and i met her through a common friend

>>692499796
No fucking way

>>692499796
Same here...met her on the Warped Tour...at the time I played in a regionally successful skate punk band.

>>692499991
Non ci credo manco se posti la foto

I fucked myself once

>>692500444
Just going to say,
A slutty alternative rock teenager, in Nashville TN.
Before she is famous.

Not that hard to believe, since I was there at the bands first shows and hung out with that group at Rocket Town and a few bars we could get into under 21.

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>>692500651
Man I usually don't respond this fast, but fuck this is hilarious.
You're not the first Anon to instantly respond after I post that and I always believe you guys.

She is a major slut.

>>692500869
Foto non ne ho ma posso assicurarti che è vero. Una volta frequentavo gli ambienti della moda di Milano e Roma e mi è capitato spesso di incrociare persone più o meno famose. Lei ovviamente all'epoca non lo era ed è stata "facilmente avvicinabile"

>>692495416
I'd give anything to fuck Ava Devine...she's the best pornstar I've ever seen.

>>692501391
A friend of mine fucked her too. He is from Collinsville and met her when she was a young slut in Meridian

>>692499796
wow, noice

>>692501391
Truth.

I've yet to meet a female vocalist in the business that is not a complete slut.

>>692501978
A lot of eskimo brothers in here.

>>692497180
How did you book her?

>>692495416

Fairly well known artist from my city. She makes sculptures and shit. Also a personal trainer with a fucking divine body.

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>>692498186
Is this you Anon?

>>692495416
Agent Scully. In the late 90s.

Still fap to the memory once in a while

>>692495681
I'm a girl man, come have sex with my boipussi

>>692502317
Yep m8

>>692501584
Ti concedo il beneficio del dubbio bro

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>>692501978
>>692502007
>>692502188
This has made my day.
Thanks for the laugh Anons.

Like the punk bro, I played in a lot of bands when I was younger.
Made out at the very least with a lot of girls who got somewhat famous, but man that was like 11 years ago.
Just an average dude now.

I fucked Sasha Grey, shit was cash

>>692503408
Chris never just comes in and introduces himself right off the bat. He always leads them into thinking that he's an officer so that they feel inclined to spill the beans. The cameramen don't come in until the very end of the interview, by which time the predators already know that the jig is up.

Gwen Stefani. We were at a party together and I summoned every bit of mack I had. After a lot of drinks she wanted to crash but I was in town visiting at the house the party was thrown at and the only spare room was where I was sleeping. I played it hella cool and said well just come on to bed with me then and stood up with my hand out. I will never forget how hot my face got when she took my hand and went with me. We went in there and it just happened. It was amazing. No condom. Blew on her belly. I had previously jacked off thinking about her and doing that very thing. It still feels like I a dream. She was great. A little loud but man, she was a monster.

>>692499796
Post highschool yearbook pic of that bitch

>>692495416

>Ava Devine

enjoy your AIDS

>>692504332
And when was this?

I heard my girlfriend cheated on me so I put a camera our room to see if it was true. Turns out, it was. So I uploaded the video online and it got a decent amount of views. I guess that counts.

>>692505087
2000 - 2001

>>692505087
To this day I can not fucking believe it worked. Seriously.

>>692501101
>rcktwn

The only people you've ever fucked are other boys scene fag

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>>692495416
Your mom xD

>>692505461
Is it summer already?

>>692505596
Yes it is.

>>692505596
It's July you peepee breath.

>>692504332
How old are you?

>>692505461
Sure it feels hot in here. Must be summer

If I jack myself off does it still count?

I blew moot behind a dumpster at a convention back in '09.

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Fucked Brittany from Tipsy Bartender a few times
awesome in bed, pretty much the best girl I ever had
I'm hoping to get it on with her again some time

I'm the son of a famous 70's actor. Does this count?

>>692505895
Say your name.

>>692505839
37. I was visiting my sister who still lived there. She went to opposing schools and they were both in cheer so came to know each other from parties and what not.

Reckful's Ex girlfriend, Blue

Keyboard player from Hawkwind's daughter.

Selena Gomez, believe me or not. Doesnt change that it happened.

Sir Jimmy Savile when I was 9.

Ke$ha. She was performing in London when I lived there before she got really big. I knew the area and where she would likely be afterwards and went with the intent to find and fuck her. Her body was a bit dissapointing but she's as dirty as she looks

>>692504332
I want to believe this because it sounds beautiful

>>692507777
Wahey quads. PS it wasn't rape

>>692504421
>highschool was 11 years ago
>expecting me to know where that shit is

>>692505413
Scene boys look like 14 year old girls <3

Tabby Ridiman. While she was dating my buddy Cameron Henderson and was pregnant with that Tony guys child. I lived in KY and she would hang with me and my friends a lot, one night we hung out solo and it just happened.

Not very good tbh, and she got in a hot tub while pregnant lol.

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>>692508532
Yes and I fucked boxxy.

Nigga please

>>692507777
I want to pork Kesha too :(

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>>692495416
Not really famous but I got a handjob from Lia Marie Johnson at a beach party sort of thing in 2014. Only for 2 minutes before we almost got caught. I'd say she's easy but I was talking to her for hours and we were both drunk as shit. Call it bullshit if you want I don't care.

>>692499015
dude fack thats great

>>692507889
It really did happen man. I opened the bedroom door for her and closed it behind me. As soon as the door shut she took off her shirt. It was a black Van Halen tee shirt. I was rock hard in an instant. She turned around as she took off her bra. Her little tittes are even smaller than you think but the nips are like, a really light pink and perky as hell so it was all the way ok with me. I walked towards her and without saying anything started kissing her while touching her boobs. I ran my hands down her belly and started unbuttoning her shorts. She pushed me away a little and I really thought I blew it. I was so nervous. But all she did was take off my shirt then start kissing me more. I droped my pants and you could see a ton of pre cum on my boxers. She took off her shorts (no panties) and laid down on the bed. I ate her pussy for a little while but she quickly pulled me to her and grabbed my dick and put it in. I thought for a moment "dude she might get around a lot you just caught something" but it wasn't enough to stop me. She was really loud and moaned a lot to the point that it was a little distracting.

>>692502992
greentext fgt

>>692495416
her twitter acc was suspended
>why?

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>One porn star
>One miss [state] candidate
>One lawyer who has been on tv
>One newscaster
>Two small-time politicians
>One up and coming CEO
>Two models
>A small-time actress

Anyone who fucked around in college probably fucked a few people who went on to become famous or semi-famous.

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used to fuck this girl who was runner up in a miss Malta beauty contest

Shes a freak too

>>692507174
greentext
was she fat?

>>692509006
heard like 2 other stories like this so i guess shes just a slut

>>692505230
link?

>>692510150
this

Fucked Gianna Micheals at an after party. Did coke with a few porn stars and we riled for a few hours.

Monica Geuze

>>692510040
She's got a boyfriend now I believe. It was actually 2 years ago on the 28th of June just there. We were under a huge parasol or some shit.

>>692509442
But, all I had to do to get back in the game was realize who I was fucking and had no problems being in the moment. I fucked her on her back for a while and that turned in the the thing where you are both sitting Indian style while facing each other. She rode me like a fucking rabid animal. I still remember the clapping sound from it. I started getting close so I pushed her away and told her I wanted her from behind. Really it was just to stop for a minute so I wouldn't cum. So she rolled over and to buy time I started eating pussy and ass just to keep my dick calm for a bit. I then started fucking her from behind and let me tell you, that ass is made to bend over. FUUUUCK. Tiny white girl ass for the win. We fucked like that for a while. Then I turned her over again and pulled her to the edge of the bed. I knew I wouldn't be able to fuck her much longer and had to look her in the face while I came. I just had to. So I fucked her wet pussy with a tiny dark blonde landing strip until I was about to pop. I pulled out and jerked it onto her belly while her legs shook and she giggled.

We then pillow talked a little and slept together. The next morning I woke up first and started making some breakfast stuff. She woke up and said she really had to go. Kissed me on the cheek and I have never heard from her again.

Still worth it. Still something I will never forget. Still jerk to it from time to time.

>>692509442
Where was Gavin?

>>692495416
One time in like 2011 I think, I made eye contact with miley cyrus.

Does hearing someone famous fucked counts?

If so, I saw Jessica Nigri bang some guy.
I know because I was booked in a room next to her and heard heard her moans. I fapped to it.

>>692497180

In the slim chance that this is real, you got ripped off. 1700 for a lay? Jesus fuck. You could buy a fucking sex slave for a lifetime from a third world country with that money.

>>692502992
TELL US MORE!!!

>>692500870
Kanye?

>>692495776
A youtuber with 100k views is considered famous now???

In that case count us definitely out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8

>>692503163
OK text me at polyester2 on kik

>>692503439
During or after her pornstar era?
Also, how much?

I don't know if it counts as sex or not, since it wasn't consensual, but Laci Green raped me. She forced me to have sex with her against my will.

I fucked a model from VICE
not so famous but pretty pretty awesome

>>692510526
I don't think they were together then. And if they were I wasn't going to ask about a boyfriend.

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>>692495416
>the stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood

I fucked a b-lister back in 2007. She went on to be on the 90210 reboot.
>AnnaLynne McCord.

>>692510872
Literally who

>>692510952
>implying semi-famous people don't have a sex drive.

>>692511081
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laci_Green

>>692510706

He probably meant followers rather than views, but whatever.

>>692510412
geloof je het zelf

Fingered Katy Perry at the New York New York 7 years ago. I had no idea who she was until my niece talks to me about some shitty singer years later. I'm older than she is. Wasn't that hard either.

She wasn't tight, my 2 fingers went right in.

>>692511119

>Implying anybody on /b/ could stop fapping to hentai and traps long enough to leave their basement

I fucked sienna grace once

>>692496060
Same boat.

>>692510456
Now that I think about this more I remember a funny detail. I was shaving my arms back then because reasons. I hadn't shaved them in a few days and there was stubble. I was so paranoid that she would notice it and be grossed out. Maybe that's why I never heard from her again. lol But then again, I am A-OK with being a one and done for her fine ass.

>>692510887
pics damnit

>>692495416
Now that how you pay tribute to your fans.

>>692510952
>if anyone says they arent a loser like me theyre lying

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>>692505596
>>692505873
>Falling for this weak of bait

>>692505596
>>692505873
sure feels like the same meme over and over in here

>>692495416
> ITT a lot of neckbeards and pre-teens bullshitting

Like any of you have even made physical contact with any of these famous people, let alone fucked 'em.

>>692497041
>>>692496426
>I lolled xD so hard
> xD

Fuckin summerfag

>>692498186
Lolz

I had sex with Bailey Jay once.
>inb4 fake
>inb4 faggot

>>692504332
haha everyone just starts givin him shit lol i love u guys...im all alone and i smoke crystal meth everday and i hate my life

>>692505230
link u fuck

>>692505230
No, no it doesn't.

>>692512478
faggot

>>692512510
no one gave him shit you retarded fucking faggot fucking kill yourself

>>692512478
no you didnt

>>692511442
Newsflash: that doesn't mean she wasn't tight. That means she was horny as fuck. Vaginal walls expand when a woman is aroused. Learn some fucking basic female anatomy, dude.

i fucked mariah carey in the butt.

>>692512960
Enjoy AIDS

Emily Kieliszewski, miss Michigan 2015.

Seeing these delusional fucks makes me feel better about myself.

Christy Mack before War Machine fucked her up

>>692503408
>finna

Did you know that niggers don't realize that's not a real word? Talking to one nog at work, she used some baboon word, and told her I didn't know what she meant. She laughed and acted like I was the dumb one. I tried to explain it to her and she started to chimp out.

>>692504332

pre or post no doubt? cause post no doubt she is shit and you might as well fucked a hobo.

>>692495416

Nancy Reagan

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I smoked weed with Justin bieber once lol

Fucked Emma Watson at her dads birthday party... we got drunk and her dad asked me to take her home... while i was driving her home, i offered her to take some speed and ecstasy with me.. she ate 2 ecstasy pills at once and snorted 1gram of speed...

Did anal and she swallowed at the end.. crazy night

>>692497240
>Sasha Banks
don't talk shit about new jack

>>692500651
What band anon? That's my genre

>working at hotel
>big convention coming up
>offer to work overtime
>keeps pestering me, won't leave me alone
>having a break, he comes up - god...
>starts getting too feely, tell him to back off
>he offers to blow me
>what - he repeats
>you know what, sure, you can blow me
>drag him out back
>kid is sloppy, but i unload a week's frustration into the back of his throat
>he gags, but looks up and smiles in spite of the big nasty load sliding down his gullet
>calls me moot and tells me he loves me

>>692512934
>being loose doesnt mean she wasnt tight
>hurr durr cuck science that makes losers feel better about not being able to satisfy their girlfriends
fuck you

I had sex with Tupac's producer's daughter (Johnny J) does that count?

>>692495416
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

>>692512960
nick cannon, your life seems to be full of pain

>>692513283
>i pretend everyone is lying and a loser so i feel like less of a loser
kek

I gave a blow job to Holly Sweet and I got fucked and sucked by Bianca Petrovicky

>>692513992
more details
greentext

OP's mouth.

>>692506117
Robin Williams

>>692515277
dubs don't lie

>>692515277
lol

>>692495416
Ava devine, what a fucking nick. Wouldn't touch her with one of your inexperienced cocks. Fucking hideous.

>>692512934
You must have a small dick broski.

>>692515277
So your tiny cock made him off himself?

>>692496701
\trood\

>>692510706
The question was "Who's the most famous person you've fucked". 100k is still more than you've probably done with your life.

Natasha Bedingfield.

>>692495416
I fucked leafyishere in the ass.
Hes a closet faggot surpisingly. Pretty tight hole for a twink

I slept with Taylor Swift before. I pounded that puss like a goddamn freight train.
...
Then I woke up.

British glamour model Emma Glover.

She went to uni fairly close to where I live and I met her on a night out. She was fantastic.

>>692497041

fuck off my board

Miss Mara Mayhem

>>692515542
>Insulting the looks of an attractive famous person to make themselves feel like less of a loser
Kek

>>692502992
Bullshit.

I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

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>>692514980

>implying hes wrong

You're acting exactly like a lying shitbag would, newfriend.

You know how I can tell how all the faggots claiming they've porked celebs are total newfags?

Because they think people care about their bullshit on the internet, they haven't learned yet, and neither have you. This entire thread is a circle jerk of liars lying.

I Fucked Jeniffer Aniston back before she was famous. It was the summer of 93, I met her at a bar my cousin owned, I went there because I got free drinks, and we got to talking. I took her back to my place because we were both steaming and I only lived a block and a half down. Barely got through the front door before she was tongue fucking my face. I did her bareback, came inside, and she was gone by morning. She was tight as fuck, and then I saw her on friends a couple years later and was really surprised.


See how easy that was you summer loving Roody poo?

>>692516693
kek

>>692502317
speaking of eskimo, you still speak inuit?
Dunno what your dialect is called. I speak Greenlandic, only native inuit "country" with their own government, no matter how corrupt it is tho.
I went yo Alaska once (fairbanks/anchorage) and i understood half of the language more or less.

Pewdiepie.

well my gf once fucked pierre bouvier (simple plan)...

>>692496611
Props to this if true

>>692517126
>pierre bouvier
Do you imagine him inside your GF while you fuck her?

>>692506073
Did you fuck your dad?

>>692507037
Bad ass.
Did you fuck her Down Through The Night?

>>692516727
Oh my god you are trying *so* hard

>>692517301
His cock waas thicc

>>692504180
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

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>believing anything in this summer aids thread.

Sarah Wayne Callies two years ago.
Best hate fuck I've ever had.

>>692517290
Guess she's imagining that he's inside her and not a /b/fag

>>692513486
"finna" is a shortening of "fixing to" which is an archaic english term from the early American South meaning "going to"

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got a bj frm onision once
wasnt gay or nothin.was more of a power trip for me
heads head no mattr wat

>>692517579
lies

>>692497180
xD loooool

>>692515819
Greentext!

>>692517808
Nice, I only managed to get the tip into his ass but he held off cause he wasnt ready he said.

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Sophie Turner. Met at a pub in London and did some coke. I had come to London from overseas and didn't even know she was an actress back then.

Liv Boeree at uni.

Sandra Bullock in high school.

She went by Sandy back then.

NOVA fags report in.

>>692518059
heard he got pegged recently
you might be in for a shot now

Brie Larson a year before she got the job on United States of Tara. A genuinely sweet girl and fun.

>>692518100
"Back then" in a pub?
She's a '96

>>692502601
Don't barrage

>>692498484
It got me.

>>692518100
ah yes. Indeed.
Nigga you gay.

>>692507253
lol

>>692518488
It was about a year ago. With "back then" I meant that I didn't know she was an actress at that time.

>>692518100

Totally.

Fucking nigger shit. At least try and make it believeable.

>>692510698
underrated post

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just this want to be "model".

>>692510698
kek

>>692517105
Marzia is that you?

Fucked a Milf named Nianna Bray she has website and shit she is a famous Yoga and spiritual guru . She was sooo fucking flexibele fucked her for 2 hours straight . She had recently bocken up with her Boyfriend and wanted a young cock .I'm a lifeguard at the
beach and she kind of picked me up

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>>692519640
Here is a pick of Nianna

>>692519640
>>692519890
Damn! Details?

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I had sex with Vanilla Ice's younger she was 13 and i was 16. 3 years ago my dad was invited to his house/car party, they both have some expensive ass old cars. she was wearing this hot ass tight black dress with red stripes going down it, she wasnt wearing panties and we fucked in vanilla ice's room. hopefully this counts!

>>692502188
All of them are, I would of fucked lorde if it wasn't for her finding out my id was fake 3 years ago and I was actualy younger then her lmao
She's not even that hot but she's funny.

A Nashville predators ice girl

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>>692514980
mfw when this is the gist of this thread

>>692497257
im deciding what to do with this information

>>692513868
If you were black I would beliebe you

>>692497867
lots of people have lots of sex at all times of day. even your mother and maybe grandmother. thus is the world we live in

>>692495416
a hooker i guess

>>692498931
im sure he meant specifics "bro"

Myself
> I'm Batman

Chick from metal band Kittie. Morgana something.

>>692512934
>This
This guy knows his female anatomy, something I'd wager a lot of /b/tards could benefit from studying. The sad thing is all these dumbfucks are going to call bullshit because their fragile egos can't handle that every time they've fucked a girl who was tight it was because they couldn't turn her on properly.

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She used to be a huge con-slut back in the day.

>>692520032
Well ,a month ago as I was patroling the beach saw her looking at me and giving me a dirty look later taht day I stopped next to her and we she gave me her number wrote her same night and she instannty invited me to her hotel room. We actually went to et something really quick since I didn't eat anything after work and we went to her place it smelled like tamman or wahtever you called that smoking thing and she lit some candles...I put music on my phone. We started kising and I threw her on the bed after some rolling she was on top and removed my pants and I hers she was grinding her laxed smooth dripping wet pussy on my cock shaft she sucked me and then we started fucking she was sooo damn experienced fuuuck . And soo tight for 37 year old ( she had no kids ) she let me fuck her everywhere anyway . Came in he mouth and she drank it with a smile .next morning I left and she thanked me on whatsapp for the night and told me its time for her to return to being a pieceful guru and crap like that XD

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I fucked Pim Diffy from Phil of the Future while she was in NYU. Pic related.

>>692512934
Shut up you slack cunted whore.

Haley Reinhart when she was a sophomore in high school

>>692506901
nice

>>692518885
She's lesbian. Nice try fag.

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Valya Romanova. I also had sex with Ella Oppenheimer in New Mexico on 12/31/1999. She's not famous but her grandad helped build the A bomb.

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Nothing huge but this cam whore I watched a few times, got to talking to her and found we lived close by.

>>692506150

that means your like near 60 years old now

>>692502992
Green text that shit, nigga.

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i fucked that tranny pornstar Sabrina ... u know shes got big tits and blond hair .. i dont feel like googleing a picture

$200 in Vancouver.. she was on some Camsite .. but she just also happened to be in Vancouver at the time

anyways .. its was alright i guess
i was in and out of her hotel in like 20 minutes

>>692514599
huh

Rachael Ray back in highschool.

I sadly cannot claim it as mine, but one of my frat bros slept with Ashley Benson while vacationing in Vegas.

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Candice nguyen NBC 7 is the only one with "fame" I banged...

>>692523124
If anything I somewhat got that vibe at first. However once the drinking and snorting got going that went out the window.

>>692524449
How was it?

>>692521771
dang i believe it and am very jealous for some reason

>>692523936
was she at least hot back then?

>>692524757
Pretty average. Like 7 out of 10.
I actually got her on rebound when things didn't work between her and my best friend. Needly to say he was pretty pissed. Had sex twice though before I moved.

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>>692523306
Proof, of sorts

>>692524648
Not bad, not great

I fucked a girl in 2006 right before she started making slutty youtube videos. The attention she got from said videos lead to her becoming a very popular camgirl for a few years.

>>692525693
Did you just nut and leave? No foreplay?

>>692524671
She bought my drinks, if you look at her instagram that is how she looked when i fucked her. Boring in bed though, didn't call her the day after. ameliabruckner

Delta Goodrem....don't care if you believe or not

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I let a tumblr blogger with 14000 followers fuck me, i also gave him a blow job
Pretty shure his roommates heard us loud and clear

>>692526949
Pretty sure the faggotry is real

>>692518100
i fucked lana del ray in narconon(scientology rehab). she lied and told people i fucked her even bofore i did. i got kicked out of there temporarily for sneaking out at night and when i came back everyone was asking me why i didnt tell them i fucked her. i still have pics of her. i have to find them. she took pictures of herself in her room(nothing nude) and gave me her disposable camera when i left. she was actually hot then and named lisa. i never heard her sing back then but she said her rich dad used to pay for her to sing places. i figured she sucked

>>692527701
She seems kinda crazy.

>>692495416
Kim Kardashian
I got HIV from that bitch

>>692528716
Nigger jim is that you

>>692528928
Fuck
You got me

>>692496426

Mankinds daughter is a babe tbh

I fucked Kelly Clarkson before she got fat.

>>692510040
>people told me similar things so they're probably true
triggered

I fucked Honey BooBoo

I had the glorious opportunity to join a gf who was making out with Shakira, ended up on full blown threesome. this was back in the 90s.

>ITT retards forget that "pics or gtfo" exists for the reason of preventing this kind of cancer

>>692495416
I fucked Ellie Goulding at uni, she was a whore and a dead fish

sanata

Daphne Rosen, me and my wife, $800 in Seattle a few years ago. Dem tittays.

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>>692503163

does anyone rememebr the name of that site with alll the local girls selfies on it? lost all my bookmarks n im having a hard time finding it again

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>>692512144
>summer

Found the newest kid on this board.

>>692506041
got any nudes, how the titties feel, please tell more.????????

>>692502403
I didn't, I was lying to fit in.

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>>692499017

I fucked Max from Two Broke Girls

I fucked Bela Lugosi in the ass.

>>692499380
Well, you messed that green text up. You should lurk more before posting.

>>692495416
My hand.

>>692495416
Lexi Belle.
She was in chicago, year or two ago.She was striping and had mentioned needing weed on her social media(twitter,snapchat) and was looking for some weed.I went to the strip club, and found her manager.He went to her after she was done and told her what i had, and what i wanted.She spent all night getting stoned and i got to fuck her all night and till lunch the next day.

>>692495416
You lucky goddamn fuck. I love devine. How was she? Is she as nasty and fucked up like in her vids?