Who's the most famous person you've fucked, /b/
Speaking of wrestlers, I got a blowjob from Sasha Banks when she was on the indies.
I fucked a chick a while back that did extras work in movies. She tried showing me the scenes she was in ans said it was a start to breaking into the movie scene. I knew it was all bs so I said I would support her. Best blowy ever. No idea what she is doing now.
Met her by going to one of those audition agencies. They are flooded with chicks that are completely broke and are looking for a guy with a job. Just tell them you have a career but are looking to branch out and get some screen time maybe.
They pretty much fuck you on the spot.
Kek at anyone who believes shit postmen here
I've fucked a few porn stars while in california, pretty much all porn stars are high end prostitutes,
Much like body builders.
>tfw no longer live in the states
>see new QT talent on facial abuse and can't pay her $300 for an hour long blow job
Just going to say,
A slutty alternative rock teenager, in Nashville TN.
Before she is famous.
Not that hard to believe, since I was there at the bands first shows and hung out with that group at Rocket Town and a few bars we could get into under 21.
Man I usually don't respond this fast, but fuck this is hilarious.
You're not the first Anon to instantly respond after I post that and I always believe you guys.
She is a major slut.
Foto non ne ho ma posso assicurarti che è vero. Una volta frequentavo gli ambienti della moda di Milano e Roma e mi è capitato spesso di incrociare persone più o meno famose. Lei ovviamente all'epoca non lo era ed è stata "facilmente avvicinabile"
This has made my day.
Thanks for the laugh Anons.
Like the punk bro, I played in a lot of bands when I was younger.
Made out at the very least with a lot of girls who got somewhat famous, but man that was like 11 years ago.
Just an average dude now.
Chris never just comes in and introduces himself right off the bat. He always leads them into thinking that he's an officer so that they feel inclined to spill the beans. The cameramen don't come in until the very end of the interview, by which time the predators already know that the jig is up.
Gwen Stefani. We were at a party together and I summoned every bit of mack I had. After a lot of drinks she wanted to crash but I was in town visiting at the house the party was thrown at and the only spare room was where I was sleeping. I played it hella cool and said well just come on to bed with me then and stood up with my hand out. I will never forget how hot my face got when she took my hand and went with me. We went in there and it just happened. It was amazing. No condom. Blew on her belly. I had previously jacked off thinking about her and doing that very thing. It still feels like I a dream. She was great. A little loud but man, she was a monster.
I heard my girlfriend cheated on me so I put a camera our room to see if it was true. Turns out, it was. So I uploaded the video online and it got a decent amount of views. I guess that counts.
Fucked Brittany from Tipsy Bartender a few times
awesome in bed, pretty much the best girl I ever had
I'm hoping to get it on with her again some time
Ke$ha. She was performing in London when I lived there before she got really big. I knew the area and where she would likely be afterwards and went with the intent to find and fuck her. Her body was a bit dissapointing but she's as dirty as she looks
Tabby Ridiman. While she was dating my buddy Cameron Henderson and was pregnant with that Tony guys child. I lived in KY and she would hang with me and my friends a lot, one night we hung out solo and it just happened.
Not very good tbh, and she got in a hot tub while pregnant lol.
Not really famous but I got a handjob from Lia Marie Johnson at a beach party sort of thing in 2014. Only for 2 minutes before we almost got caught. I'd say she's easy but I was talking to her for hours and we were both drunk as shit. Call it bullshit if you want I don't care.
It really did happen man. I opened the bedroom door for her and closed it behind me. As soon as the door shut she took off her shirt. It was a black Van Halen tee shirt. I was rock hard in an instant. She turned around as she took off her bra. Her little tittes are even smaller than you think but the nips are like, a really light pink and perky as hell so it was all the way ok with me. I walked towards her and without saying anything started kissing her while touching her boobs. I ran my hands down her belly and started unbuttoning her shorts. She pushed me away a little and I really thought I blew it. I was so nervous. But all she did was take off my shirt then start kissing me more. I droped my pants and you could see a ton of pre cum on my boxers. She took off her shorts (no panties) and laid down on the bed. I ate her pussy for a little while but she quickly pulled me to her and grabbed my dick and put it in. I thought for a moment "dude she might get around a lot you just caught something" but it wasn't enough to stop me. She was really loud and moaned a lot to the point that it was a little distracting.
>One porn star
>One miss [state] candidate
>One lawyer who has been on tv
>Two small-time politicians
>One up and coming CEO
>A small-time actress
Anyone who fucked around in college probably fucked a few people who went on to become famous or semi-famous.
used to fuck this girl who was runner up in a miss Malta beauty contest
Shes a freak too
But, all I had to do to get back in the game was realize who I was fucking and had no problems being in the moment. I fucked her on her back for a while and that turned in the the thing where you are both sitting Indian style while facing each other. She rode me like a fucking rabid animal. I still remember the clapping sound from it. I started getting close so I pushed her away and told her I wanted her from behind. Really it was just to stop for a minute so I wouldn't cum. So she rolled over and to buy time I started eating pussy and ass just to keep my dick calm for a bit. I then started fucking her from behind and let me tell you, that ass is made to bend over. FUUUUCK. Tiny white girl ass for the win. We fucked like that for a while. Then I turned her over again and pulled her to the edge of the bed. I knew I wouldn't be able to fuck her much longer and had to look her in the face while I came. I just had to. So I fucked her wet pussy with a tiny dark blonde landing strip until I was about to pop. I pulled out and jerked it onto her belly while her legs shook and she giggled.
We then pillow talked a little and slept together. The next morning I woke up first and started making some breakfast stuff. She woke up and said she really had to go. Kissed me on the cheek and I have never heard from her again.
Still worth it. Still something I will never forget. Still jerk to it from time to time.
In the slim chance that this is real, you got ripped off. 1700 for a lay? Jesus fuck. You could buy a fucking sex slave for a lifetime from a third world country with that money.
>the stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood
Fingered Katy Perry at the New York New York 7 years ago. I had no idea who she was until my niece talks to me about some shitty singer years later. I'm older than she is. Wasn't that hard either.
She wasn't tight, my 2 fingers went right in.
Now that I think about this more I remember a funny detail. I was shaving my arms back then because reasons. I hadn't shaved them in a few days and there was stubble. I was so paranoid that she would notice it and be grossed out. Maybe that's why I never heard from her again. lol But then again, I am A-OK with being a one and done for her fine ass.
>Falling for this weak of bait
Did you know that niggers don't realize that's not a real word? Talking to one nog at work, she used some baboon word, and told her I didn't know what she meant. She laughed and acted like I was the dumb one. I tried to explain it to her and she started to chimp out.
Fucked Emma Watson at her dads birthday party... we got drunk and her dad asked me to take her home... while i was driving her home, i offered her to take some speed and ecstasy with me.. she ate 2 ecstasy pills at once and snorted 1gram of speed...
Did anal and she swallowed at the end.. crazy night
>working at hotel
>big convention coming up
>offer to work overtime
>keeps pestering me, won't leave me alone
>having a break, he comes up - god...
>starts getting too feely, tell him to back off
>he offers to blow me
>what - he repeats
>you know what, sure, you can blow me
>drag him out back
>kid is sloppy, but i unload a week's frustration into the back of his throat
>he gags, but looks up and smiles in spite of the big nasty load sliding down his gullet
>calls me moot and tells me he loves me
>implying hes wrong
You're acting exactly like a lying shitbag would, newfriend.
You know how I can tell how all the faggots claiming they've porked celebs are total newfags?
Because they think people care about their bullshit on the internet, they haven't learned yet, and neither have you. This entire thread is a circle jerk of liars lying.
I Fucked Jeniffer Aniston back before she was famous. It was the summer of 93, I met her at a bar my cousin owned, I went there because I got free drinks, and we got to talking. I took her back to my place because we were both steaming and I only lived a block and a half down. Barely got through the front door before she was tongue fucking my face. I did her bareback, came inside, and she was gone by morning. She was tight as fuck, and then I saw her on friends a couple years later and was really surprised.
See how easy that was you summer loving Roody poo?
speaking of eskimo, you still speak inuit?
Dunno what your dialect is called. I speak Greenlandic, only native inuit "country" with their own government, no matter how corrupt it is tho.
I went yo Alaska once (fairbanks/anchorage) and i understood half of the language more or less.
got a bj frm onision once
wasnt gay or nothin.was more of a power trip for me
heads head no mattr wat
Sophie Turner. Met at a pub in London and did some coke. I had come to London from overseas and didn't even know she was an actress back then.
Fucked a Milf named Nianna Bray she has website and shit she is a famous Yoga and spiritual guru . She was sooo fucking flexibele fucked her for 2 hours straight . She had recently bocken up with her Boyfriend and wanted a young cock .I'm a lifeguard at the
beach and she kind of picked me up
I had sex with Vanilla Ice's younger she was 13 and i was 16. 3 years ago my dad was invited to his house/car party, they both have some expensive ass old cars. she was wearing this hot ass tight black dress with red stripes going down it, she wasnt wearing panties and we fucked in vanilla ice's room. hopefully this counts!
All of them are, I would of fucked lorde if it wasn't for her finding out my id was fake 3 years ago and I was actualy younger then her lmao
She's not even that hot but she's funny.
mfw when this is the gist of this thread
This guy knows his female anatomy, something I'd wager a lot of /b/tards could benefit from studying. The sad thing is all these dumbfucks are going to call bullshit because their fragile egos can't handle that every time they've fucked a girl who was tight it was because they couldn't turn her on properly.
She used to be a huge con-slut back in the day.
Well ,a month ago as I was patroling the beach saw her looking at me and giving me a dirty look later taht day I stopped next to her and we she gave me her number wrote her same night and she instannty invited me to her hotel room. We actually went to et something really quick since I didn't eat anything after work and we went to her place it smelled like tamman or wahtever you called that smoking thing and she lit some candles...I put music on my phone. We started kising and I threw her on the bed after some rolling she was on top and removed my pants and I hers she was grinding her laxed smooth dripping wet pussy on my cock shaft she sucked me and then we started fucking she was sooo damn experienced fuuuck . And soo tight for 37 year old ( she had no kids ) she let me fuck her everywhere anyway . Came in he mouth and she drank it with a smile .next morning I left and she thanked me on whatsapp for the night and told me its time for her to return to being a pieceful guru and crap like that XD
I fucked Pim Diffy from Phil of the Future while she was in NYU. Pic related.
Valya Romanova. I also had sex with Ella Oppenheimer in New Mexico on 12/31/1999. She's not famous but her grandad helped build the A bomb.
Nothing huge but this cam whore I watched a few times, got to talking to her and found we lived close by.
i fucked that tranny pornstar Sabrina ... u know shes got big tits and blond hair .. i dont feel like googleing a picture
$200 in Vancouver.. she was on some Camsite .. but she just also happened to be in Vancouver at the time
anyways .. its was alright i guess
i was in and out of her hotel in like 20 minutes
Candice nguyen NBC 7 is the only one with "fame" I banged...
Pretty average. Like 7 out of 10.
I actually got her on rebound when things didn't work between her and my best friend. Needly to say he was pretty pissed. Had sex twice though before I moved.
I let a tumblr blogger with 14000 followers fuck me, i also gave him a blow job
Pretty shure his roommates heard us loud and clear
i fucked lana del ray in narconon(scientology rehab). she lied and told people i fucked her even bofore i did. i got kicked out of there temporarily for sneaking out at night and when i came back everyone was asking me why i didnt tell them i fucked her. i still have pics of her. i have to find them. she took pictures of herself in her room(nothing nude) and gave me her disposable camera when i left. she was actually hot then and named lisa. i never heard her sing back then but she said her rich dad used to pay for her to sing places. i figured she sucked
She was in chicago, year or two ago.She was striping and had mentioned needing weed on her social media(twitter,snapchat) and was looking for some weed.I went to the strip club, and found her manager.He went to her after she was done and told her what i had, and what i wanted.She spent all night getting stoned and i got to fuck her all night and till lunch the next day.