I've got a butterfly knife, and I know how to use it.
Dubs decides what I do
Use it to cut the tag off your fedora
fold it closed and cover it in lube. If you don't have lube use lotion or honey. shove into bunghole with force. film it. post webm.
or you could be a fucking faggot, I guess
maybe next time pick something that isn't so sharp
i wanted to say that he'd put it under his toenail and kick it to a wall
OP is fucked
JUST FUCKING TAKE MY WORD FOR THIS ONE OKAY, IM GONNA GO GET HELP NOW OKAY.
That's a good one. Next time I see one of these I'll keep that in mind!
oh so being a fag and shoving a knife up your ass is better in someway?
mfw op saw the first comment and went back to huffing cheeto dust and playing csgo
>mfw OP bought a childish CS:GO knife
I've got a real man's balisong, OP.
pop in your popper then OP you know the rules
>"Dubs decides what I do"
> doesn't do it
OP is fucked.
Also rolling for you to charge in to a police station/army base wearing a trench coat and screaming
Allah snack bar
As your fat rolls jiggle up and down. Make sure you shit yourself when they shoot you. Also get fat if you aren't already.
instructions weren't specific. He asked for comparison to dick, I delivered. Stay mad, faggot
Jam it down my peehole
so you would ruin your asshole because someone got double digits in a thread that probably less than 55 of it's posters will remember?
Great life decisions, kiddo!
Meh. More like this. It's a bit fuzzy in the background through the trigger guard but that's a penis
>wants to see some guy's dick on the internet
>calls him a faggot
No, but he did!
If Dubs in next five posts OP has to sick this up his ass
looks like carbon steel aka the real deal
looks like a shitty stainless steal pawn shop knife 16 year olds think look cool
Op is a faggot
Its a trainer knife, not sharpened.
You can even see in the pic the blade does not have a bevel
Can I get in on this pissing contest?
What about my knife guys? Se/k/ret santa gave it to me.
Nice, do you chip things into rocks with the butt and stack rocks from big to small?
Cut off your dick, take a video of it and share it with us