Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>and most importantly: have fun!
Cheshire Cat Claimed
>>692274512
Hard pets.
>>692274615
Oh boy its the softest girl around! Hey hey how is it going???
>>692274647
Aw sick, I dont think I have played that game? You like it huh? Must be good then! I have just been really on OW alot lately
>>692274651
Of course I do! Now come here and give me that pinkie so I can complete this contract
Mei is the best! Amaze sniper.
Walls are great.
They really packed a lot of shit into one
Bed time
>shino
Back from games
>>692274804
Oh shit is this a fury thread the fuck?
Battleships are not my thing. I wanted an ocean hotel, but I guess a cruiser will have to work.
I am the sad. My older dog wont eat and generally seems unhappy.
roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhZpqD_CZOc
>>692274924
I can't give you a pinkie, :< but I can give you a thumb?
>>692274804
>>692274938
Come again, faggot?
>>692274924
Yea, it's on sale for $2.49 on Steam right now, I'd highly recommend it man. Somewhat like Binding of Isaac.
>>692275507
>Rattle rattle.
>>692274924
Haha, I love that nickname. Things are well, had a nice day out and about. Just playing OW as usual now. You?
>>692274973
Guessing from the filename you got your shit kicked in.
Akiko on the train claim
Don't mind my filenames
>>692274938
Since everyone who fights bae cries op here's some advice
Don't fucking 1v1 her
She's the queen of close range 1v1's but she will go down in a 1v2
Gets outdamaged at range, struggles against snipers unless you get straight headshots
Bastion counters her and can even break through the wall
Long cooldowns mean she's vulnerable after she's blown her ice block
Zarya fucks her day. Have a shield that removes freeze, and one for your buddy too
>>692275266
That will do, dont break my chuuni heart pls.
>>692275397
Ohhhhh so its a rogue like? hell yeah I love rogue likes! Ever play Nuclear Throne??
>>692275563
Glad you like it! Haha nothing much got the keys for our new house, just got paid so I am ready for anime expo this weekend. and other than that nothing much! Trying not to fall asleep heh so hard
I see eypatchfag and eyebrowless steam shill demon.
Mooger and the pigtail smug have yet to appear.
Best girl just got here :^)
Good mornin m8s
>>692275525
>Rattle rattle?
>>692275563
Na, games were alright, just feel garbo friendo. Anything fun happen in the threads?
>>692275769
I will love you forever, you can count on me to blow up anyone that hurts you!
>>692275769
Oh yeah, I'm a big fan of Rogue Like's. Never even heard of it before, but just looked it up and it seems OK. I'd probably pick it up if it goes on sale at a decent price.
>>692275992
Its a super fun game, I have followed it sense the begging of its creation!
>>692275979
And to those who dare attempt to attack you shall feel the torment of the tyrants eye!
>>692275769
Ayy that's great! Do you all have everything settled there already? Have fun mang, try to spot some cool figures, still looking into a Maki one. Kek, if you need sleep then sleep qt.
>>692275951
Ah, one of those nights who? Had one yesterday. Hang in there m8. Nah not to my knowledge.
Just finished fapping
Can't sleep
Tristana claimed
>>692275951
Oi mooger, whats good m8?
>>692276683
>
>>692276745
Hey Trist, doing anything?
>claiming yume
>>692276439
I guess it is friendo. Things dont look good and im just not sure what to do with myself. Im sure i will figure it out though.
>Nah
Sounds about right
>>692276820
Not a lot as of now. You have something in mind?
>>692276928
Going to bed in a few hours, not doing anything besides that really.
Miho claimed
I can't sleep.
>>692275906
>Rattle rattle
If trips all waifus are belong to me
Claiming Rei. Just finished the series. I can't believe I didn't watch it for 25 years of my life. Holy hell.
>>692276796
Yo, just doing the same thing im always doing. Posting and listening to music, so pretty much nothing. You?
>>692276928
Bandal Gunner
>>692276439
Yeah we are just moving stuff day by day and were almost there! Thanks I will look out for some good figs of ya girl, hope I can find a good deal on one! Yeah I am feeling super tired guess I should go to sleep. Goodnight softie, talk to ya tomorrow!
Goodnight Megumin my explosive princess <3
>>692277142
I'm attempting to do that, if I stop replying, it means I did it. I was refining some languages not to long ago. Spanish, English, and Weeaboo
>>692277282
Muugs, what it do?
>>692277387
Good night Rikka, love you <3
>>692277387
Goodnight cutie.
>>692277387
Enjoy your sleep
>Tristana
>>692277387
Fag
Gimmie those quints for Karen loods.
>>692277754
Time to kms
My friend is salty junkrat stole his PoTG
>>692277183
Can't sleep again? Me neither.
Other than that, how goes?
>Rattle
>>692277816
Cancer
>>692277978
Alive
Hello everyone
>>692276914
All you can do is muster up hope, keep that mindset though. It'll help in the long run. Kek, yep business as usual.
>>692277387
Hey well that's great man, hope everything goes smooth. Please do! Have a nice night qt.
>>692277816
I would be too after that second round.
>>692278044
Good morning. You're officially shipped with Mugen.
>>692278149
Go to sleep, then I'll accept your love.
>>692278200
Wasn't I already shipped? What makes this official? So many questions
>>692278044
SPOOK!
>>692278149
I love you too.
Faggot,
I'm off to bed
See you soon
>>692277556
Living the lazy life and getting the occasional game in, you?
>>692277805
You tried
>>692278060
Will try friendo, its even less evenful when the threads get comfy like this so we will see. You being a sweaty tryhard?
>>692278200
>Itshappening.jpg
>>692278200
That's not a bad idea but it's 10:38.
>>692278441
Is it me that you love or my legs?
>>692278372
Shinoa made it official. He's the official shipper.
>>692278499
Goodnight Megu!
>>692278551
Oh my I see, well yay for official
>>692278517
Persuading my body that sleep is beneficial for itself, but it won't listen.
I might try sleeping pills
>>692278523
Your legs are attached to you so I love you.
If you weren't here there were no legs!
>>692274804
Loran Cehack is both my waifu and husbando...
>>692278551
Megumeme is still here.
>>692278981
>>692278441
Not spooked
>>692279119
OK, you're the good one.
>>692279174
>>692278149
I am going to need to discuss this with my colleagues.
>>692278981
So if I got them amputated you wouldn't love me anymore.
>>692279174
Not Brazil.
best waifu reporting
>>692279174
I can see you.
>>692279176
Why don't you fight me?
>>692279399
>checked
This assumption is correct.
>>692279434
Y u fokin lyin m8?
>>692278149
>>692279279
You still think I'm good even when I spammed the threads with propaganda for 3 hours? Thanks you.
>>692279594
I will, I'll beat you again like I did yesterday. 3 times in a row, as the hero I never play
>>692278944
I have been trying to do the same thing for a while. Last time a tried a pill it didnt work for me, hopefully you have better results
>>692278884
Apparently we are the first guy and grill ship, gotta break the walls
>>692279642
Heretic
Nightly reminder that
>Makato is best tsundere
>Shinoa is smuggest
>OP is a fag
>ceiling cat is watching you masturbate
>Hand made the best puns
>Cats are jerks
>Chen is a jerk
>Mizore a cute
>purr~
>drink lots of tea
>Tenryuu's saltier than the Dead Sea
>long cat is long
>alex is a stupid nigger
>sauce?
>if there's not enough ask for moar
>anonymous does not raid
>HEY I'M GEORGE ZIMMER
>wall of texts are fortresses
>everything needs sauce
>moot is a fag
>you're waifu a shit
>Kyouko bakes best bread
>Konata's dick is a mini-ballistic missile
>sleep is for the weak
>eat shit dio
>chain lurk pics
>this is not /b/, this is /mai/
>drugs are bad mkay
>shiro is underage b&
>if their age is on the clock its time for the cock
>I'm not a furry
>dio is a loli
>le maymay arrows
>Yuno is cancer
>bring back snacks
>draxx them sklounst
>grab a donkey by the toe give it gonorrhea
>Asuka is mootles
>asuka good at Plague Inc
>th-thats all folks
See you fags later
>>692279602
wanna fite
>>692279594
Surprise!
>>692279399
ofc not
Brazil is rip in equator
>>692279339
Hey Cap, how you been?
>>692279693
Megumeme best meme
>>692279279
Morning to you Shiro
>>692279774
Choogen
Best type moon claimed.
>>692279693
You're cool and I enjoy your presence.
>>692279819
Good morning, sleep well?
>>692279339
>anxiety intensifies
How's it going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kLr_xWEAg0
>>692279594
Now I know what to do if you're being annoying someday.
>>692279642
You're abusing Love 31, show me other love pics.
>>692279819
F
>>692279834
Hey.
>>692279774
Huh, the first. That's cool
Game kicks me out
Now in spectator.
Hmm
>>692279807
>>692279807
>not mentioning yume/missp/juri/karen/mio/graf/prinz/syndra/birb/homura/anyofthemegumemeheretics
Do you even /waifu/?
>>692279819
Ah!
That spooked me!
>>692279774
Sleep is kicking in. hallelujah, talk to you all later. 7hrs tops
What's happening in here
>>692280242
nuthen, wanna fite?
>>692279942
>Hey.
Hello, watched more of Knk?
>>692279819
Living the slow life, otherwise good.
How about you?
>>692279942
General anxiety or because of that conversation?
Just good, really not used to being awake this early though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpJEBVYbPpI
>>692279807
I AM NOT A TSUN!
>>692278517
There you go. Yeah it's nice around this time. Although you have a little vixen with you.
A little, had some PoTG worthy Genji moments. Made me wipe my brow.
>>692280112
I needed you.
>>692279942
>>692280312(you)
>>692280376
Reunited, time to fuck shit up
So, where the fuck has Kud been? Did he tell us he left /waifu/, cause I don't remember him doing so.
>>692279942
>Now I know what to do if you're being annoying someday.
>annoying someday
Syndra disapproves.>>692280366
>>692280317
It's them!
>>692279819
Why do you hate fish karen?
>>692280091
Making history, did you just wake up?
>>692280356
Best Tsun
>>692280376
Cant ever hate on comfy
>Although you have a little vixen with you
Huh? Oh no, you gotta stop playing the weeb best idol, at least play reaper or Mccree
>>692280129
Some rules I came up with are there though.
>>692280242
Nothing interesting except a furry claiming.
>
>>692280317
No, I'm terribly slow at watching stuff, partially because I'm lazy and partially because I can't listen to music while watching it.
>>692280342
Cute.
>>692279811
1v1 me m8
>>692279819
Oi smug, top of the mornin'
>>692280356
Me tsundere detector is going off
>>692280537
Mornin' shiro
>>692279931
Yeah, yourself? Rango gifted me nuclear throne.
>>692279834
Morning.
>>692280537
Who is Kud?
>>692280366
Afternoon to you
>>692280342
Pretty decent, I get to go back to Saudi Arabia in a few days so I'm pretty happy about that. My fast internet and old room are there so I'm gonna enjoy myself.
>>692280710
I want to torch your hair.
>>692280680
Ah, now I remember.
There was a phase where Syndra censored all his legs
rip you
have some of mine
>>692280926
Roll for lewds
>>692280721
Damnitm KnK is for marathoning.
Not that I can be holy I can also be very slow.
>>692280874
Hi Erza, why do you keep calling me smug? That's Shinoa's title
Morning to you though, how are you doing?
>>692280995
Only quints or septs are valid now.
>>692280874
Good morning, sleep well?
>>692280926
Kud is an anon who joined in the same wave that I came in on, but he hasn't been on in over a month. We have a Kud on here currently, but not the one I know. That's nice of Renge.
>>692280926
>>692280680
Morning, how are you all today?
>>692280494
Ayyy you were right.
>>692280710
Nope, it's too comfy. You're ship, expecting great things m8. You know why I can't play McCree man and I'm not feeling edgy enough to play Reaper right now.
>>692280366
Good day.
>>692280721
Now I am confused as in to what is cute.
>>692280926
A small vacation or moving there?
>>692281313
>Filename
>>692280710
Kind of, I woke up about an hour or so ago. Why'd you ask?
>>692281313
>mfw filename
Did it come to you in a moment of genius?
>>692281230
I'm doing pretty good so far. Shiki/Holstaur still carrying my runs.
Rango got me Nuclear Throne! Any advice for me before I start? It's a tiny game so I was actually able to download it overnight.
>>692281205
What does his waifu look like though?
>>692281405
My family lives there.
I'm in Lebanon right now for college, living with my grandma and seeing relatives. But I get to go back home for a month or so. I'm Lebanese originally.
>>692280342
Both. Cute song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw6sY9FyUnE
>>692280680
Does he? Killing myself would be a better option?
>>692281068
I hate that I can't marathon shows anymore, even though my free time is much larger now.
>>692281405
O. That was for >>692280402
But Captain is cute too.
Done with dinner now. Possibly a game of League before I sleep.
>>692281661
This is him, or at least an ms paint. Also, you asked earlier, I haven't went to sleep yet, but am doing so soon.
>>692280926
Karen.
>>692281405
Its good?
>>692281739
Cap is a QT
>>692281820
Kek, can't say I remember him then.
>>692281794
Chef-o
>>692281883
Syndra.
Not a good day?
>>692281661
No it's relatively obvious and mostly about your skill.
>>692281739
I know that feel too well, same with video games.
>>692281449
>>692281661
When I saw the pic I knew it had to be done. Too good to pass up.
>>692280926
I was talking about the food, i mean i dont like seafood either. No need to be so aggressive about it :^)
>>692281313
I like it when its this comfy though.
Ohhh, me and mio have already been enjoying it, we are gonna hibernate together in the winter
Im not a big fan of either one too so i cant really tell you to play them
>>692281552
Gotcha, i thought you were usually on earlier, i didnt know if my sense of time was messed up or you slept in
>>692282052
So Renge gifted you a game? Lucky ass turd.
>>692281198
>why do you keep calling me smug?
You look like a smug
Just got off work, doing gr8
>>692281205
>sleep well
Haven't laid down yet, you?
>>692281661
Sounds like a lot of fun then, got any big plans though?
Like maybe climbing that one hell of a tower?
>>692281739
I am flattered, thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z661AY1PGc
>>692281883
It would have been grumpy cat-esque to say "Have a day."
Destroyers are cunts.
>>692282482
Some destroyers are pretty cute, like Hibiki.
>>692282158
I think I got up a bit later than usual since I woke up at 3am yesterday for some reason. But now I'm here for the next hours
>>692282442
Going to bed in a couple of hours.
>>692282083
>same with video games.
>KanColle
>mfw
Thank you for finally giving me a reason to use this. Kek.
>>692282158
Well you guessed right, I do hate fish.
Can't stand the smell and it looks disgusting.
>>692282339
Kekeke, you didn't get one? You got a wishlist?
>>692282442
Fair enough. I am pretty smug.
Where do you work again?
>>692282470
Nah dude honestly my "big plans" will be sitting alone in my room playing vidya and watching anime.
Right now I have to share a 100 kbps internet with seven other people. Nothing is playable lmao.
Which tower? The fasalia or the mamlaka?
>>692280721
I even forgott Tats and some more
>>692280926
Yeah he did.
Adorable little legs just what I needed!
>>692281230
Quite good
Ranked in Overwatch is going good so far.
Vacation is nearly over.
I sleept great nothing to blame so far.
How about you?
>>692281739
I bet he does.
No don't do it stay with me.
>>692282608
Murakumo is literally the cutest and fluffiest ship in game.
>>692282734
I told him not to get me one. It's really not a big issue, I'm pretty happy with what I have right now. What's weird is he said he'd figure out what to gift me. Maybe he actually took my advice and won't buy me a game, I'd be glad. And yes I do have a wishlist.
I sexually Identify as an Teenage Robot. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring through space dropping hot fiery nukes on annoying asteroids. People say to me that a person being a robot is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install flight rockets, 30 mm cannons and XJ9 processing chip in my brain. From now on I want you guys to call me XJ9 and respect my right to kill crinimals from above and fly needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a robophobe and need to check your android privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>692282125
Holy FUCK its early in the morning!
>PENNY CLAIM!
>4AM and I can't sleep, but I also already slept 8 hours.
>>692282734
Well it's more that any real game I play I'll stop playing after 30 minutes and go back to KanColle or even play KanColle while playing the other game like WT/Wows in downtime.
>>692282763
Good, good,. got up relatively early to sort out some things and luckily the KanColle maintenance was very short.
>>692282823
That's not Zuihou
>>692282734
Well that does sound like a bit of a problem.
I was thinking more so something like Burj Khalifa.
Just claiming.
Goodnight everyone and take care.
Huh. My League client shat itself and now its scanning all the files again. Wew.
>>692282442
You utter bafoon! You've taken to many blows to the head Scarlet you're beginning to sound like some sort of village idiot.
I should kill you, you vile fairy scum!
The true Erza reporting in! Killer of Fairies
I'm gonna try to nap.
>>692282763
>No don't do it stay with me.
Bye.
>>692282974
Zuihou is cute but fluffy doesn't describe her too well.
>>692282734
I work night shift building trailers in a trailer shop.
The gig is sweet.
I get paid by the trailer, not the hour, so I churn out two or three a week. I get $1000+ for each one, so I feel lucky af.
>>692282674
I usually crash at 6 or 7 , so saaaame.
>>692282643
Gotcha, that said i think my sleep schedule is more messed up than yours and i cant fix it for anything so its always early morning posting for me
>>692282734
>Well you guessed right, I do hate fish.
Can't stand the smell and it looks disgusting
Thats so messed up karen, how could you say that about fish? She just wanted to enjoy the ship and be a cute and you crushed her dreams. Rip fish :(
>>692282915
>30 mm cannons
Hot, post pics