Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Wew there lad
yes, anon? something interesting about this picture?
Can't say I've been to a Red Lobster before. Seafood's not really my thing. She had a good time I take it?
Kek, you have a point. Nothing can beat that.
Holy shit we fucking suck.
Thinking of fucking Dio gets me off so much more than my bf. Is that bad? Oh well.... Claimed <3
Was waiting for Tats to make one
haha i left too now im back spectating I wanna get a soda anyhow.
Cheshy made a thread!
No other songs will let you awaken your master
He's already claimed. He doesn't like to share either
>Arouse the cat?
This one too!
>Tons of proof.
I thought someone else was baking, that's why I didn't bake previously, sorry.
dude, wanting to fuck a fictional character is fucking weird. what are you, some sort of sexual deviant? You are fucked up
I was too. I guess she lost motivation...
Why can't we open boxes post match?
question for you femanon
if I get a gf that thinks it's ok to find fictional characters attractive, is there a high chance she'd mind if I still fap to my waifu on waifu wednesdays?
No proof! No proof! Nooooo prroooooooooofffffff!
>I should get to installing those WoWs mods...
I think so. We laughed and talked about life and shit.
No it's not!
Don't arouse the cat!
Sorry dude you're still welcome here to claim him despite the claimer shitting on you
My waifu looks nice, yes?
Yea, my irl friends just left the party
Tons of proof tho.
I'm thinking of getting a wall scroll of pic related, but I'm not sure
I mean it is a pretty great pic and it's not too lewd. Problem is every other Akiko wall scroll out there is either too lewd or has the other girls on it, which I don't want
>Talked about life
I find it awkward to try and talk about stuff like that...
>Nude mods.... for ships
How... how would that even work? Would it just be stripped down to the frame? I don't understand!
>let him keep him
I'm scared ;_;
>World of warships, not warcraft.
Fear is a great aphrodisiac.
All waifus are nice. :)
Your fault for going to the orgy.
dude she's all naked and shit. gross.
No other song is as balling either.
I know right? GG boys.
But her ass is so pretty!
I want her to grind her ass on my guy down there.
I only use HUD mods on WoW anyways.
And ya, I decided it'd be a nice thing to get back into for when I need to kill some time.
Iunno, I'm just a terrible talking for when it comes to talking about serious stuff. I fear judgement a bit too much, even though I act like I don't.
>Oh god, this webm has got me good
Whenever I look at her I couldn't help but feel perverted and wanting to do physical things.
I still don't know why people love her soo much
You're a kinky one you know?
Don't know what a more perfect remix than this. How far are you now?
I don't think the bun would like this
Did you check jojo out by any chance?
well it's official boys, i'm going to finally watch "gate" now. you weeabo faggots are forcing my hand. mavis out.
I actually can not help it.
Like, it's a part of me.
Save space for other KH chicks! (then again, damn near every woman but aqua in that game is border-lining lolicon)
I feel you i guess. I usually don't talk about serious stuff. Just general things that are going on.
Hey, it would be nice if they came here too.
Time to play with her!
Whats the bet Mavis comes back with Lelei as a waifu?
where is my cat?
Nope. Spent my weekend catching up on current airing stuff.
That seems about right I guess.
>Jesus, this is making my heart go doki doki
Night Mizore, ya perv!
Try death gripping your dick. It should kill it
>had a bit of blood when I came
The bun does know!
>always lurking. Always watching
>fear the bun
I'm about to have my special time with her!
5 bucks says he does.
>Blood in jizz
Hey faggots, I just finished cooking curried chicken, what are you having for dinner?!
I'm a cat tho~
Buns are my natural prey
>both kinds <3
After finishing part 1 I took a break. Wanted to finish other stuff from the last two seasons
>PoTG given to the gnome twice
I am fasting right now
Torb can just jerk off in a corner and still get potg
The gnome will get all the potg's in the lower levels. As you level up it happens less and less
>tfw just got Dva potg with 3 man kill ult
What the fuck is that? I use fresh ingredients from Woolies.
>not hunting animals in the outback
What kind of aussie are you
Ah, that was nice...
I'll have to talk to the bun about you. See, the bun is lewd aswell
>between the two, that's hard
Oh ok. Remember Joseph is best!
>Cause them turrets! I also think I'll be in a lewd 3 way ship
Just when I fucking thought I was done with mobas they just had to go and release the Dark Star skin for my boi Thresh
>Hey, it would be nice if they came here too.
Time to play with her!
That skin was pretty damn well done. I only played 2 games since it was released though, so I haven't gotten to see it yet.
I don't know.
Do it pussy.
Thresh is my boi. Support life
I was in doubt over wether or not I should buy blood moon but I didn't do it because I knew -I knew- that some amazing skin would come out if only I waited long enough
The dark star skins are pretty amazing, all the animations flawless. It's probably one of the best, if not the best skin Riot has ever produced. And that's going up against Pulsefire Ezreal and DJ Sona
>I haven't gotten to see it yet.
If you hop into a game with me you can see it in all it's glory
Whelp, there goes that Idea.
IT'S 3PM I FUCKING HATE NON USA FAGGOTS
Your loss. It's a pretty fucking amazing skin, and it has a complete voice over
>Edgy as fuck
Maybe I'll make an NA account one day but it won't have the skin
Because I had a good wank
Damn AutoCorrect meant shizuru! You know what I meant!
The range of levels I get to play are varied a lot actually. With the group I'm with now it's like 30-60 at the moment. Other times it's a bit higher.
You lucky guy you. I cleared the point twice with Genji and got shit.
Kek, of course.
Fuck the turrets. My glorious Nippon steel is better.
well episode 1 was really bad. why am i watching this shit again?
Because of Rory, I think.
Speaking of which, HEY RORY, GUESS WHAT OD I FOUND FOR WORLD OF WARSHIPS?
oh i see
but shizuru isn't here right now :c
I don't think that's how you mop :l
Cause it's a weeb sword? :^)
Hell return to you
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
looks pretty right to me :o
do i want hell to return to me?
Ah, I play around 180-250 and you see all kinds of plays here. I believe Reinhardt and Genji are the ones I see most
Spamzo is still annoying as ever but that's because he is so fucking easy. His potg's change from ults to arrow. You know, because he's such a "difficult" hero that requires "skill" to play
Don't tell me what to do
You guys are faggots
>I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>Wipe out the team
>Enemy Junkrat wheel
>Kills three of us
>Junkrat gets PoTG
Good night eyebrowless cat demon.
Everone else, best girl is here.
Dark Star Thresh is sexy and Thresh is love. Thresh is life. If you want to play support, learn the fuck out of Thresh first
ITT: NEETs and autistic MOBA players
Will come back when the good people get here
You guys are still faggots
Rory, I found this looking throug ship skins.
nom nom nom, equines are hawt!
Claiming Seaport Hime.
FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES.
Sleep tight Smug.
>Reinhardt and Genji
No surprise there. Yeah at that level there is such varied skill in every play. Jesus Christ that video. Kek, he's an under the radar type bullshit character.
I'm still stuck on that Anubis match. Goddamn gnome.
See here Akiko's Bastion guide for the inexperienced
Best counters in my experience: Genji, Phara, Roadhog, 76, Junkrat, Hanzo, Widow, Dva
Genji: Deflect. Duh
Can also outmanouver a bastion even without his deflect
Phara: can peek-a-boo around corners and poke him down with rockets, killing him or forcing him to move
Roadhog: IF you can get close the hook will pull him right out of turret mode, and Roadhog can 2 shot a full hp Bastion
76: Some decent aim and a well placed rocket can burst both Bastion and Torb turrets down in 1 second
Junkrat: Bouncy nades can bounce around corners and over enemies, forcing the bastion to move or die
Hanzo and widow: Bastion's bullet spread and immobile nature make him vulnerable to snipers
Dva: This one is a bit tricky
Engage with boosters while activating defense matrix, absorbing all the damage
Believe it or not, up close a Dva can outdamage a Bastion if she even manages to dodge the slightest bit of turret fire
If you were on the objective he gets more points for kills. Also because the kills were instant it gave him more points than you. Blizzard knows potg is busted as fuck and they're looking at it
Thres. Does . Everything
Literally the only thing he lacks is a heal
He has a stun, a gap closer, a slow, a knockback, a pull-in, THE BEST escape in the game, an AoE 99% slow with decent damage, great engage and disengage, decent tankiness
He's ridiculously overloaded and a complete beast when mastered
>Will come back when the good people get here
Yeah he really is. That arrow you thought missed you but still killed you actually DID miss you
Also see https://youtu.be/oijiNlETP1U
Late as fuck got off work and cant sleep. How is late night waifu doing?
I dont play WoWs.
He has a heal if you get a Cricible on him :^)
And yes. Each of his abilities is an engage, disengage, utility or kite / peel.
Most dominating lane if done right. Unless they go Morg Jinx. And the Morg is good.
I know, but I figured you'd like it anyways.
>DID miss you
Yep. Got taken out by him once and the kill-cam CLEARLY SHOWED the arrow hitting the wall. The video gave me aids.
I see through your tricks
Nice. It should be noted that that Rengar was a smurf but yes, it's a very oppressive comp
The main thing I like about Thresh is his dark passage. Being able to keep my dumbfuck adc alive and in a favourable position has saved my team's ass more times than I want to remember
Actually his hitbox isn't even his worst problem, it's his scatter arrow
He's supposed to be good mid and long range but bad short range. With scatter arrow however you can burst down anyone but Roadhog and Reinhardt down INSTANTLY by aiming at your feet. All of the scatters have the same bullshit hitbox as well
>kill-cam CLEARLY SHOWED the arrow hitting the wall
Might have been. Don't trust kill cam though. It's very inaccurate in showing what actually happened
Honestly I love Disco. He keeps to his ideals and doesn't compromise on video quality. He turned down Machinima too.
Good to know Im not the only person who enjoys Rory-sama.
So, you doing anything right now man?
Sleep is for the weak edition
gonna get hell for this.
The Scatter Arrow has its flaws too. As you just explained some of them. Overall Handsoap is a character who could use a closer examination concerning how he plays.
I try not to but it's the best proof there is for now.
Heyo Rikka, you up to anything man?
I only get like three hours of sleep a day, kek.
WHY IS WIDOW'S SCOPE SO RETARDED?
WHY IS MEI FUCKING OP?
Heya! I just got home and my feet are killing me! Just relaxing and eating some super late dinner, how are you?
I forgot how abysmally bad at WoWs I am.
Haha, saw you get fucked. Should of backed off. Don't 1v1 Mei.
O shit it's the OED. Hey Rikka.
I'm pretty good man, just kinda twiddling my thumbs until I head off to sleep in a few hours. Maybe play a little bit of Risk of Rain later, really enjoying that game.
I'm making it official, we are now shipped. <3
Do you accept?