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Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya? Dubs/trips get

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
Dubs/trips get in.
Anything else goes to Weenie Hut Junior.
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I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning
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>>686715613
Without any milk...
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>>686715613
yeheh so?
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>>686715502
im in
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I survived Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.
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im no weenie
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i massaged my prostate with a nugget
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>>686715757
No your not faggot
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I got trips once
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Im le mtougho
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I post edgy things on Facebook
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>>686715809
I'm on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride, mate. I'm gonna die soon.
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!
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>>686715502
I masturbated to a girl with a feminine penis and lasted 30 seconds
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>>686716144
Checked.
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>>686715502
I can open a jar of pickles
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Pshhhh every post of mine is at LEAST dubs
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>>686716335
Is that so
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>>686716260
It's hip to fuck bees....so....f-fuck me senpai.
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I am Alpha and Omega
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>>686716443
It's also hip to kill weaboo fags like you
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>>686716443
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Ayy open up for the fonz
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I don't mind sundaes
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I get dubs... Without a script
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>>686716425
>335
>33
Dubs
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>>686716533
chekd
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>>686716533
Gladly
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I'm going in boys.
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>>686716533

Ayy lmao
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I'm so tough that i didn't masturbate today
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>>686716516
>doesn't get the joke
>calls me a weeb
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>>686716533

Dubs in here
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i kinda like weenie hut jr
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the dubs have risen
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Lemme in fag
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>>686716597
Are you retarded?
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I'll have you know I scraped my knee and only visited the emergency room three times.
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>>686716767
Double dubz, im in
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>>686716790
No just new here
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>>686716611

Double dubs Ima bring my bitch in with me
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>>686716861
Can i be ur bitch?
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>>686716144
>>686716533
>>686716611
We must learn from these people!
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I am a karate blackbelt.
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>>686717022
Your in buddy
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>>686715502
How tough am I? I own the salty spittoon
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>>686716837
No. You are fucking retarded/
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I give it up the ass
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>>686716712
fuck me in the ass because i love jesus
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>>686716945

Why don't you ask these dubs
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>>686717208
Really mature.
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how tough am i?
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>>686717300
Chek'd
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I haven't used my daily asthma inhaler for over a month.
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>>686717174
What the fuck dd you just fucking said about me you little bitch? I said Im coming in, and Ill have you know Ill pulverize you if you try to stop me. Ive already killed 300 men on multiple raid to Al-Qaeda and ISIS, and your sorry ass doesnt stand a chance. So move away or suffer the consequences. Fuck, even if you moved I might kill you to ease my wrath.
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how tough am I? I'm a full time weeb. I eat sleep and shit anime 24/7 grind
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>>686717501

RIP
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pls let me in
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>>686717570
Lol nvm, im weak
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>>686717627
No
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>>686717570

I think if you really killed 300 ppl you'd be too traumatized to be playing on the internet probably in therapy lol
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I eat cigarettes.
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>>686716443
I'll fuck you.
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I prefer to jerk off
Without lube
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I'll have you know that beat Dark Souls 3 without getting hit!
While blindfolded
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>>686715502
Lol, don't care.
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>>686715502
Let me in faggot
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i fucked ur mom
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>no trips
>:(
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>>686717724
Are u new to the Internet or something?
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fuck her right in the pussy
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>>686716443
Autism.jpg
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how tough are you?
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I ate a giant steak and was still hungry for dessert.
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>>686715739
Without any milk
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i only cry 14 times on average during any disney movie
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>>686717913
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>>686716443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
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I fuck horses.
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>>686717913

No but I'm studying psychology and I just don't think he'd be able to hold a conversation even on the Internet.
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>>686717655
Ur in m80
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I can almost bench the bar
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Out of the way...!
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I didn't need my parents permission to sign up for club penguin
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>>686718188
witnessed
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>>686717988
Welcome
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Entrance accepted.
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I'm a professional shit poster
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>>686718188

VIP everybody clear out of this mans way
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>>686717988
>>686717022
Jesus Christ, does the Salty Splitoon have no standards anymore?

I created the pain olympics video.
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YEET
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I only have to wear floaties when in the pool
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imm jerking off 2 my little pony
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>>686718063
Bees/10 would fuck
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>>686718087
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>>686718325
rip faggot
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>>686718383
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Let me the fuck in
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I've taken off my helmet when on the short bus before
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>>686715502
i masterbate to anime
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>>686715502
I fucked your mom without a condom.
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I only use one training wheel on my bike fuggot
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I didn't laugh a single time when looking at the YLYL banana
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i want to go to Weenie Hut Junior they have a robot bartender
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I don't eat my carrots even when mommy wants me to
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>>686718723

Singles confirm lie
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Fuck your Salty Spitoon bitch, I'm going to Weenie Hut Junior
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There's a sign out the front that says "Lou's Bar". I'm fuckin Lou, who the fuck are you?
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I'm getting a degree in Mathematics... and specializing in Number Theory.
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>>686718777
Well your not, so deal with it
Also trips checked
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Screw this, im going to weenie hut jrs. They have ice cream! Bitches love ice cream and so do i
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I fuck bees
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i dont put on sunblock when i go outside
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I only cry for 45 minutes after my girlfriend finishes with her strap on
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I browse 4chan without incognito mode
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Can't say know to TSwizzy
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I wear heelies and DC shoes
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>>686718777
FUCK ME
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I don't even want in.
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>>686719133
HAHA your never leaving now bitch
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>>686719043
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>>686718777
>tfw you realise true toughness is not caring what people think
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>>686719199
Well your coming in
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I'm just here to look at the shit posting
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Im so tough i can beat a man up without even touching him
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>>686719283
damn...
but i really wanted to go to weenie hut...
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>>686719481
Prove it
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>>686718383


Oooooooh dubs 8383
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>>686719572

Low quality b8
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Fuck women in public restrooms
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We could burn down the Salty Spitoon. That'll show those fags
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Kneel to your God
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I love Miley Cyrus she's my biggest waifu. I was in the Bangerz Tour in Argentina
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Im a huge faggot...
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weenie hut get
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>>686719773
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bush did 7/11

also, dubs
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>>686719823
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>>686719608

You spelled bait wrong fagggot
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>>686715502
I'm salt
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I have a 3in dick
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Let me in
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i fucked your mom lol
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>>686720044

Well get in here mr. Salt
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Tough eneough
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i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, without any milk
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i was willing to fuk ur mom
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I shave once a week...
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>>686720166

Right this way homewrecker
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Im getting in no mater what
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>>686716498
Quite SIN-ful. Get it ?
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I get fucked in the ass without lube
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>>686720211

>>686720268
Ur seats gone already
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I feel pretty tough
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I pray to the dubs gods
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Yo
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Sucked my moms dick.
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I ate cornflakes for breakfast.
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Step aside
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>>686720495
Without any Milk
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I get dubs on a daily. Also check em and open the doors. Thanks
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i eat nails
then i digest them
then i shit bricks
then i eat those bricks
and then they become steel blocks
then i eat the steel blocks
and then i shit nails
repeat 7 times an hour
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I hate milk for breakfast today....


...without any nails
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I can rip tattos off people bodies
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I drink orange juice without shaking it before.
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Ate a bowl of milk.
Without milk.
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i got up this morning
without milk
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>>686720910
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>>686720799
Get in her fagit
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Ill take a cosmo
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>>686720958
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I can play master of puppets on medium all the way on guitar hero
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>>686721317
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I have failed to get into the Salty Spitoon, and have brought dishonor to my family.
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I can finger my anal fistulas
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i skip 4chans captcha without a pass
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BOOOM
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I went on Disney without my parent's permission
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I said no to my parents
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I don't mean to brag but, I'm a bit of a memelord
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i havnt seenthe newest episode of fear the walking dead
without milk
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I came in my mom as i was delivered
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Wiene hut get
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