Any Mexifags know where does one need to go to apply to work for the Mexican carterls, or where can I send my resume?
>you are not allowed to post in this thread if you don't know
>go to Tijuana
>kill off local dealers
>cartel sends crooked cops and soldiers
>kill off one by one while creating your own gang
>eventually kill of drug lord
>claim your new title as drug lord
>you are not allowed to post in this thread if you don't know
I do what I want to do bitch.
Basic chemistry knowledge also allows me to manufacture any illegal substances, but because you are a bitch ass nigger I won't be sharing.
ooo you can understand a basic accent heres a fucking cookie
It is called sarcasm which I think the anon claiming he can understand American and 'Canadian' (kekekekekekek) does not get. I know too well that he is not referring to French so I slapped some French shit into it.
I know your joking but Jesus fuck if you actually think that's how it works.
its like weeaboos asking "so how do i join the yakuza"
Only ever seen a moose once, in the algonquin highlands, let alone ever been close enough to make it with one. You americans are all the same. Ignorant, stupid swine. You don't understand your own language, your own laws, not even your own fucking legal system. Fuck your dirty circumsized dick, you're the next hitler you silly fuck. I hope you choke on your own dick.
Faith in humanity lost. Go kill urself retard op.
>i know candian and american
It's very simple, OP.
1. write resume
2. find petty drug dealer
3. pay him $5000, and ask him to pass your resume to the guy he's getting his drugs from, pocket $1000 of the $5000, give the remaining $4000 to the guy and ask him to do the same
4. Next guy in the chain pockets $1000 and passes your resume plus $3000 to his superior
5. Hope that the chain is not longer than 5 people
FAGGOT!!! If I wanted to join the kabuza I wouldn't be asking while living in CALI. I'm asking about the Mexican cartels because I'm only like 200 miles away from Mexico, I have to fucking travel far to join the kabuzas.
ahhahaahaha, dont you even try dude. I am not a mexican, but I a am a third worldfag. Dont get into this shit, the people that are into this shit has already born with the duty.
Ich spreche fließend deutsch in korrekter Grammatik, ist leider zu schwer für dein Hirn es zu verstehen.
Tja, so ist das halt als Amerikaner, keine Ahnung von nichts.
Könnte dir hier auch noch einen größeren Aufsatz in korrekter Grammatik und Rechtschreibung verfassen, um zu beweisen, dass ich ein nativer Deutscher bin, aber das unterlasse ich lieber einmal.
Netter Versuch, aber dafür gibt es nur eine 0/10.
The Sinaloa cartel operates in LA. They are involved in cocaine smuggling distribution and human trafficking, but there aren't many workers in LA, only the runners, most people who work for the cartels in LA are not a part of the cartel they are just drug dealers suppliers wholesalers, you won't be able to get involved with them unless you are selling cocaine yourself in large quantities
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As I said won't be sharing.
>OP is a fag
>I know Canadian and American is a fag
lol gr8 b8 m8
>this upset on niggertitts
Tired of having shitty jobs that don't pay shit, and if I can work at the Mexican Cartels corporate offices that'll be cool because I always hear they pay good. I want a job in corporate, not a sicario or a narcomenudista.
At least a fag that knows English (American, British, Canadian according to >>686520189 kekekekekekekekekekekek), French, Spanish, German, and Latin.
what is you're problem cunt? Your nothing but a cuck troll, are not you?
>If you read how I qualified my Canadian statement, you would know that I meant that I only understood their stupid accents.
Holy shit he bit. Shit shit shit. Top kek.
>What is you're problem
>Your nothing but a cuck troll
Tsk, I think your Canadian sucks too. Are you even human? You can't speak any languages that you claim you know. Are you a manchild or a nigger chimp?
My Spanish is a little rusty but
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Well, well, I also know how to manufacture benzoylmethylecgonine, lysergic acid diethylamide, and 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate. How does that make you feel? In charge?
The last one is 100x more potent than LSD so
Some dumb ass mexican sold me like 2000 and something mexican dollars for 200 bucks, these mexicans are really fucking retarded.. I just fucking scored big.
If you live in West Texas, I can help get you connected. Just shoot me an email at [email protected] Put Attn Narcotics in the subject field.
>post random hate for americans and leave
>everyones panties are wet with disgrace
>people still talking about it
>jerking my cock to the fact that you americans couldn't even put your dick in a small hole in the ground
>fuck your souls.
I am also shitposting. Anon, are you using the 'damage control' tactic? Won't work faggot. Top kek. And this retard knows more languages and scientific disciplines so top kek to you sir, I tip my fedora and I feel euphoric in believing in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and his mother-wife Mary.
>when you go back into the garage and there are crystals all around the cap of the bottle
Do something about it then, you fucking cry baby. You fucking idiot piece of shit! Where's your drive? You sit at home all day fucking your hand you call your girlfriend, fuck you! You make me sick you insufferable cunt!
>when you go to the garage to have some cigarette and there is the troll in the garage smoking your cigarette and he's talking chineese but you realize he's your inner sooul and you were a chineese in your past life so you order chinese food but the troll just eats it all then calls it shit because it's not authentic.
Since you posted zeta, I'll post ZETAS prank gone wrong.
>when you go into the garage to shop vac the rafters and suddenly it's 3am
Hello there Donald Drumpf. As you know, I am implying Spanish not Mexican. I hope you win as a president and I will be allowed in the White House to receive your large, juicy, fat Aryan cock in my asshole. I want to feel the stretch and your force. Yes, also the warmth of your cum. Yes Donald, yes.
I'm the mad moose fucker and you better fuck right off out of here you fucking donald trump cock stroking piece of shit, go die in a fucking campfire because you dropped your fucking mashmellow in the fucking fire you piece of shit.
look nigger. fuck all these dumb niggers giving you stupid info. you have to be in this shit since birth. you cant just join as a fucking adult unless they know your background from when you were a child and some one in your family was compa with someone in the cartel. period
No fucking shit you stupid fucking shit! What do you think I'm fucking doing? That is why I fucking said that if you don't know how to contact the mexican cartels HR department, you are not allowed to post in this thread, and since you are a fucking fuck you still post on the thread. DUMB FUCK!
>when you go out in public and people are constantly staring at you
>when you see somebody looking at you through your blinds
>when you can hear somebody outside your door
I am an ex boyfriend, would they accept me?
Okay here we go, I'm only going to say this once, the feds have been watching our crew for the past couple weeks and they could be listening.
10 years ago I was a college dropout living in socal, my parents kicked me out and I was living on the streets.
A guy I know (who will remain nameless) decided he wanted to join the cartel and I decided to join with him.
We had to butcher a pig together and send the video to the cartels HR department, along with the pork we generated from the swine.
After that we met in the desert and they gave us 10 grams of coke, told us if we sold the entire batch by that night we were in. But there was a catch, we had to kill 3 people that same day and send their ears to the HR department as well.
Long story short, they made up our I.D badges, we got paid training and they have a great coke machine in the break room. Also we get food in the cafeteria at cost.
That's cool mexicali brah, but my cock is so small and I only have one ball that does not work. I repeat my one ball shoots blanks. But that meme is dankest in history. Let's make memes great again
Alright just go to the local police station in Mexico
Tell them you are looking for a job
48 hours later
Get the job
Take a case regarding the cartels
Eventually you get a guy giving you an offer
>silver or lead
You now are a cartel cop
>get cartel drugs of our streets
>support all american dealers
some of it is contracted work, some is hourly. If I'm filing a report on a recent transaction or murder I've had to do then they pay me per hour that I'm up in the office.
For each deal I take 10% of the sale, which has increased over the course of my 10 years here.
It goes by seniority as well. I get to take large ticket deals if I want to because I am one of the longest members in my area.
Each murder is contracted as well, but the price is set by the higher ups. Sometimes 10k a hit.
Also there are definitely some opportunities for moving up.
I took on my first trainee after my second year with the cartel and by my fourth I was running my area. My friend who originally got us into it died, part of the job though.
I'm Guatemalan/Mexican. Dude, they literally put up road signs in Mexico to recruit footsoldiers. Unless you've got combat experience, good intuition, and know when to shut the fuck up, I wouldn't advise it as you'd get killed by your own cartel, or a rival. They'll cut your fucking head off ese, you better not be white, black, or autistic. If you look like you got money, or anything nice, they'll hold you for random. If you're useless, they'll cut you up or set you on fire. Try Brazil, the cocaine business is booming there. You can cook with a few friends, coca leaves in an apartment, there's several independent cooks, less gang violence than Mexico or Colombia. If you want to traffic to the cartels, you should sell the coke off to Mexico, smuggling though Honduras/Panama/Guatemala. Smuggle it in food shipments, like tortillas, and potatoes, try filling tires with coke, or installing false bottoms. You'll need to bribe guards just in case, keeping a guy with a ruffle far behind the convoy at checkpoints might also be a good idea.
Thanks man I'm gonna turn my life around starting now!
I have to warn you, when we are first inducting we gag, blindfold and assfuck the new trainee. Something I put into place. If you are really keen on joining, shoot me an email.
I have heard of this with some other units in my area, but that they mostly get them smuggling or doing quasi-legal shit. If that's all you want just go into any temp agency and bring up the cartel. They have a button under their desk they will press and a staircase to a basement will open up, follow the stairs and turn left at the bottom (its always the same) and there you can register for an I.D badge. You need good credit.
>be mexican (or at least latino)
>get a Mexican citizenship (comes with free tacos)
>join the Mexican army
>get out of Mexican army
>go with the Zeta's or Sinaloa's cartel
>say the magic words: "quiero que me des los 3 kilos de garrote de ese paquetote que esconde en el pantalón papú"
Well shit nigga you gotta start somewhere.. You cant just join the cartel and become el jefe overnight.. You gotta do the bitch work first and show them youre worth their time
Listen to this guy
He's with el komander, heaviest secret mexican druglord, also look for "el sonidito", it's a song with a message in Morse code, about the recruitment of "nueva generacion's" cartel