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Due to ongoing revenue problems caused by /b/, 4chan will be deactivating this board as soon as this thread drops off page 10.

This is your last chance to post or say whatever it is you've always wanted to.
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Uncreative bullshit. 0/10
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Underated op's pic
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I just want to tell you all, it has been an honor to serve with each and every one of you.

God bless.
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I wanna say I'm 12 and I get mad pussy
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>>686402626
And also to you Mr 2626.

I will miss you most of all.
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I just want to tell you all before it all ends that I was never as edgy as I tried to make myself seem in all my posts. I know it might be hard for some of you to believe this but the truth is I'm just not an edgy person at all. I only pretended to be edgy here because it made me feel like a tough guy.

I'm sorry if I've disappointed any of you but I thought that you honestly deserved to know this before it was all over.
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>>686404857
Man, I am so glad that you said it first. I'm proud of you.
I too am not as tough as my image portrayed on the line, I'm in fact nothing more than a little faggot bitch. I've never cucked anyone, I've never even fucked. I just act hard in front of all me /b/ros, ya know?

>I'm gonna miss each and every one of you
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>>686401552
We could have had it all...
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>>686404857
YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME!!!!!
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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>>686405397
lmao
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/b/ turned me gay.
Thanks /b/
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>>686405967
It has definetly made me question my heterosexuality.
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Guys. I'm not actually a cute sexy shota trap.

My name is Joseph Puglia. I'm a 56 year old trucker from Trenton, New Jersey.

I.... I just like to feel pretty sometimes. You know? I just want to feel pretty. I'm sorry I've been lying to you but if this is really the end then I thought you all had the right to know.

I'll understand if you'll never forgive me.
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>>686406083
FUCK YOU JOSEPH! I believed in you man. I fucking really believed in you. In this messed up world, cute sexy shata traps were all that got me through. I fucking believed in you.
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Nothing more 2 say
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>>686406467

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I never meant to hurt you.
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So this is how it ends. Not with a bang, but with a permaban.
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Evryone dies alone
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Screw it.

I like midgets. THERE. I SAID IT! I like midgets!
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Dont never let this thread die
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>>686407941

You've doomed us all with your cursed double negative!
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Oh god! We're on page 8! We're gonna die!
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Seeing as we're all gonna die anyway, I might as well admit it.
I am the Claremont Serial Killer.
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>>686408570
How do we get to the front page? Is this place like reddit?
I actually prefer reddit, tbh
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>>686408193
Oh god. What have I done? We'll have to go over to R9K now.
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>>686408826

When you post something it goes to the front page, unless it's on page 10 then it doesn't bump. Basically our apathy will kill us. At some point anon will get tired of having to bump this post and will just let /b/ die.

It's like the clock that had to be reset or the world will end on Lost. Eventually someone would get sick of always having to reset the clock.
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>>686409022

But that's where all the betas go.
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Goodbye
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>>686409056
Solid analogy dude. Thank you for explaining it in a way that I would understand.
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>>686409099
cool dubs.
Age?
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>>686409260
18
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>>686409312
Nice. Any nudes?
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>>686409414
Not that kind of a person :)
Just wanted to dump that picture here
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>>686409491
I'm a faggot, I know
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>>686409491
Tell her that I would absolutely destroy that ass, goodnight and god bless.
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we are the scum of the earth and should be put down to save humanity from our depravity.
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>>686401552
Op is a Faggot
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>>686409721
True, but if we're going down, we might as well go down swinging, maybe we'll take a few of the other garbage places out with us!
Who's with me?
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>>686409870

But that sounds like work.
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>>686410196
It IS work. But, if can destroy this hellhole, perhaps we can destroy reddit.
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>>686409870
/b/ is a a settling pond designed to separate and contain scum so it doesn't overflow into the rest of the internet. What would happen if it was destroyed.
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>>686410303
Nothing
Some fGgots would have to look for their own trap porn maybe.
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But what if we keep posting OP? All we have to do is keep posting to this thread and /b/ can never be kill.

It takes like 5 minutes for a message to cycle down to page 10. As long as someone posts in this thread once every 5 minutes you can't delete /b/.
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>>686410303
Twitter could definetly be livened up with the injection of 50,000 refugess from /b/.
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>>686410439
This guy gets it.
Unless we reach the post limit, in which case we are fucked.
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>>686410512

I thought the post limit only applies to images. Isn't text posts unlimited?
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>>686410737
it cuts out at 420 posts
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I sure will miss cancer in webpage form
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>>686410835

Okay so if it takes 5 minutes for a post to drop down to page 10 and we only get 420 posts before a thread ends then.... then the most we can do is last for 35 hours.

So we have 35 hours to convince them not to delete /b/. But if we post more than once every 5 minutes then we shorten the life of this thread. The more we post the sooner the bump limit is reached, but if we don't post at all we die in 5 minutes.

WTF!!! It's like this is a Saw movie.
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I post bananas ironicly
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>>686411381

YOU'RE the guy?!?
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>>686411234
1234 nice. To be honest, I hope that when this does reach page 10, /b/ is deleted, so we will be free of the burden of coming here every single day. Also, I kind of hope we die.
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I was in love with Doll-chan.
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>>686411522
Thank you based immuni-kitty.
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You know, maybe after all OP is not always a fag
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>>686411785

No. OP will die doing what OP loved.

Choking on dick.
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See you all in a PC world faggots
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>>686411943
I hope we all die as we lived.
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>>686411985
It's PC gone Mac.
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Poop!
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I've been on /b/ since 2005. I pray that OP is telling the truth. I pray that /b/ ends now so I can finally be free. I've seen some shit.
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>>686412245
Politically Correct is gone? Go Masturbate an cry?
Okay.
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>>686412440
Seen some things man. Wild, whacked out things. Things that would make your head spin.

>I too hope this place self-destructs
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Rip white kitten
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>>686401552
clickbaitisclicky
You aren't even a mod
Fucking degenerate
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kek is inferior
lol will never die
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>>686412574
No silly, it was play on the common "It's PC gone mad!" cry that middle-aged men like to shout when they aren't allowed to say racist things anymore. But instead of PC meaning political correctness, it is personal computer in this scenario. Combine that with the fact that instead of mad, it is Mac, like the computer from Apple.

It's quite a funny joke really.
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>>686412603
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>>686413089
kek
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>>686411943
At least OP will die happily
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>>686413282
at least Op will die
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>>686401552
and the ugly people losers try to use the lame orge to hurt me but is too ugly and lame and ugly to hurt me with sex like nate and jackie
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>>686401552
and its a ugly orge that is lame and ugly and gay and try to hurt me with sex
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>>686413519
>and the ugly people losers try to use the lame orge to hurt me but is too ugly and lame and ugly to hurt me with sex like nate and jackie
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I don't like that the pig girl won't leave the lizard alone.
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>>686401552
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>>686413874
No bait anon, this is really happening.
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>>686414132
Good.
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Will moot be happy or sad that his greatest creation is going to be thrown in the bin?
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>>686414587
i dont get it
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>>686414795

You will, Anon.

You will
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>>686414951
In death anon?
Please tell me I will understand this in death, and that death is not too far away.
Please anon.
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Let it die.
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whats going on in hear?
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This was a triumph.
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I making a note here.
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Huge success.
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it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
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Shitposting /b/ we did what we must because we can
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For the good of all of us
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Except the ones who are kill
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Look at me still posting when there's fapping to do
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>>686406660
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When I post elsewhere I think I'm smarter than you
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And the shit post gets done and your ass Has gone numb for the people who are still not kill
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I'm not even angry
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I'm being so sincere right now
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So I wrote a paragraph and raged quit
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Bye /b/, I've loved you all. I really have. Even with the gore, the porn etc. I love you all. If you were girls, I'd be fucking you all right now, that's how much I love you all. kek
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Alone I sit looking at you
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And screenshot everything for later
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>>686405182
>on the line
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And when I was banned it hurt because I payed much money to you
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Now these porn filled post make a beautiful line
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When the image limit reached abandoned did I
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Well I'm glad I got banned,think of the things I learned for the people who are not kill
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New fags still can't tri force
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I learned it on Google yesterday
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Maybe you'll find somewhere else to shitpost
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Probably 9gag
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That was a joke,ha ha, faggot
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Anyway this board was great until you faggots showed up
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Look at me still posting when there's other shit to do.
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I'm not a nigger so fuck you
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I've got games I Wanna play and a job to go to In stead of circle jerking with you
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Moar
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>>686422222
Checked.
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And believe me I'm staying offline
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>>686422222
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I'm tired of green text spam and I'm offline
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>>686422222
Such a tsundere. You need more desu in your life
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The bleach is empty and I'm offline
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While you're on superior chan I'll be offline
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And when you kill I'll still be offline.................offline
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>>686404857
Oh sure the old I was only pretending to be retarded line you aren't fooling me anon.
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This is now a celb fap thread
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>>686425522
Checked.
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