Due to ongoing revenue problems caused by /b/, 4chan will be deactivating this board as soon as this thread drops off page 10.
This is your last chance to post or say whatever it is you've always wanted to.
I just want to tell you all, it has been an honor to serve with each and every one of you.
I just want to tell you all before it all ends that I was never as edgy as I tried to make myself seem in all my posts. I know it might be hard for some of you to believe this but the truth is I'm just not an edgy person at all. I only pretended to be edgy here because it made me feel like a tough guy.
I'm sorry if I've disappointed any of you but I thought that you honestly deserved to know this before it was all over.
Man, I am so glad that you said it first. I'm proud of you.
I too am not as tough as my image portrayed on the line, I'm in fact nothing more than a little faggot bitch. I've never cucked anyone, I've never even fucked. I just act hard in front of all me /b/ros, ya know?
>I'm gonna miss each and every one of you
Guys. I'm not actually a cute sexy shota trap.
My name is Joseph Puglia. I'm a 56 year old trucker from Trenton, New Jersey.
I.... I just like to feel pretty sometimes. You know? I just want to feel pretty. I'm sorry I've been lying to you but if this is really the end then I thought you all had the right to know.
I'll understand if you'll never forgive me.
FUCK YOU JOSEPH! I believed in you man. I fucking really believed in you. In this messed up world, cute sexy shata traps were all that got me through. I fucking believed in you.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I never meant to hurt you.
I like midgets. THERE. I SAID IT! I like midgets!
When you post something it goes to the front page, unless it's on page 10 then it doesn't bump. Basically our apathy will kill us. At some point anon will get tired of having to bump this post and will just let /b/ die.
It's like the clock that had to be reset or the world will end on Lost. Eventually someone would get sick of always having to reset the clock.
But what if we keep posting OP? All we have to do is keep posting to this thread and /b/ can never be kill.
It takes like 5 minutes for a message to cycle down to page 10. As long as someone posts in this thread once every 5 minutes you can't delete /b/.
Okay so if it takes 5 minutes for a post to drop down to page 10 and we only get 420 posts before a thread ends then.... then the most we can do is last for 35 hours.
So we have 35 hours to convince them not to delete /b/. But if we post more than once every 5 minutes then we shorten the life of this thread. The more we post the sooner the bump limit is reached, but if we don't post at all we die in 5 minutes.
WTF!!! It's like this is a Saw movie.
1234 nice. To be honest, I hope that when this does reach page 10, /b/ is deleted, so we will be free of the burden of coming here every single day. Also, I kind of hope we die.
I've been on /b/ since 2005. I pray that OP is telling the truth. I pray that /b/ ends now so I can finally be free. I've seen some shit.
No silly, it was play on the common "It's PC gone mad!" cry that middle-aged men like to shout when they aren't allowed to say racist things anymore. But instead of PC meaning political correctness, it is personal computer in this scenario. Combine that with the fact that instead of mad, it is Mac, like the computer from Apple.
It's quite a funny joke really.
>and the ugly people losers try to use the lame orge to hurt me but is too ugly and lame and ugly to hurt me with sex like nate and jackie
This is now a celb fap thread