non-porn webms The female cop got fired and a year in prison

>>686300782
No she didn't! The only country to give suspended sentences is the UK because they are to scared to offend the EU with over sentencing.

Also Sage.

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>>686300782

Oh and I got kinda a raging hard-on.

I think the redhead needs to be searched again. Looks like she's carrying around some crack with her.

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>>686301085

Clever troll or just an idiot?

>>686301119
>I think the redhead

she spent allot of time searching her cavity.

>>686301115

Ive seen this video before and still have no idea what the fuck happened. Did he try to start the car , then it exploded ?

>>686301085

we've had suspended sentencing since before the EU, the US also has suspended sentences

>>686301484
if i remember right guy wanted to kill himself so he lit his car on fire then pussied out. Cops were there because someone reported he was suicidal or something like that.

>>686301468
what happened?

>>686301722
lol everyone took off in a hurry

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1/3

>>686301832

>inb4 mixtape bullshit

>>686300782
tranny cop sexually assaults woman

>>686301901
ok?

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2/3

>>686301266

fking lol'd

dude either passed out with foot on gas or is on meth

>>686301266
I think the brakes stopped working

>>686301953
White masters forced nigger slave into roleplay!

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3/3

>>686301722
All aboard the nope-train

>>686301832
nerve gas

>>686301722
>when the car just ain't defrosting fast enough

>>686301266
wat

>>686300782
she goes from ass to pussy instead of the other way around. have fun with your infection.

>>686301722
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE

I remember when this happened
It's a Texas state trooper
It happened not far from me
The whole problem with this is the fact she did
not change gloves after penetrating the mother and the daughter.
She also penetrated anal and vaginal without changing gloves

>>686302415

:DDD

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>>686302360

Think about what that says about her personal hygiene.

>>686302476
At least they actually do this. Boner restored

>>686302139
what in the actual fuck

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>>686302679
In the US, it's legal to kill people if you're a cop. That guy walking had just pointed menacingly at another officer earlier and didn't stop when asked so he got run over.

>>686301901
can't pit for shit

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>>686302476

>penetrating the mother and the daughter

>>686302673
Tx cops are the worst. I had a cop call a female cop to search my wife after we was stopped and the chick cop gloved up and gave my wife the ol credit card swipe to the vag

>>686302755
Trust US cops to go overkill in everything they do.

>>686301115
this is the funniest shit i've seen in a long goddamn time
i feel like he went to light a cigarette and was covered in gas, or his car was or something

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>>686302943
Tell me more

>>686302958
that poor guy's window. all he wanted to do was joyride through town and endanger everyone's lives :(

>>686302139
This isn't the right part 3 nigger

>>686302755
>oh my hands are up
>still on the gas
why are people so stubborn?

>>686300782
Did not change gloves between finger-banging the two perps.

>>686303096
More like the 5 police cars they trashed. Including the full frontal when he was already standing

>>686301115
why did nigga not tryin to get away ?
he does the salmon, the fish outta water,right next to the car

>>686302859

I live in the southern US. Still think that clip is fucking lunacy.

>pointed
...what? A gun? His finger? Muh dick? Gun I could maybe possible kind of see that reaction not being utter batshit insanity... maybe.

>>686303200
do you think they got pregnant?

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>>686302755

That is a really nice truck. I wish they were available as Diesel.

>>686303243
I think he thinks hes on fire

>>686300782
Murica? Seems murica. Very first world.

>>686303125
>>686303096

Dude, why do you assume the cops are in the right, automatically? Maybe the truck's gas pedal was stuck the whole time and he actually couldn't stop and was panicked. Did you think of that? The guy in the truck wasn't the one ramming his car into people, that's the cops.

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>>686302755
>truck stopped
>cop tries to open door
>other cop slams the door shut with his truck

>>686303096
This

>>686303224
>trashed
>huge metal bumpers on the front, made to ram cars with
sure bud

>>686303293
I cant see it clearly but it would be funny if he had hit the face of the boy on the ground accidentally

>>686301115
Love how the dumbfuck gets back in the car AFTER it blows.

>>686303270
its not about pregnant...what if 1 had an std ? what if one had another kind of infection and it was shark week ? and ass first then puss ? from a female cop ? wtf ?

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>>686303293
DAMN NIGGA GOT FUKIN MARIO'D

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>>686303318

>Murica? Seems murica. Very first world.

It happened in Texas. The American South is somewhere between a developing nation and a third world country.

>>686303325
I'm glad you're not a cop. Society wouldn't last two seconds with a bunch of a pussies in charge wondering "what if" and not taking the most direct actions possible

>>686301266
I paid for the quick wash

>>686302419
i think she was trying to melt off some ice around the gas tank

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<- This webm is the most :
- Douche bag
- Closeted faggotry
I have ever seen.
I would be ashamed to get that cocktail to my table after that amount of gayness put in its preparation. These barmen are so ridiculous with all these precious manners.Oh fuck!
Only some niggers (with their supposed past of slavery and fetish for being served by a submissive white in "elegant" ways (this is hard to type this without pissing my pants of laughing)) or plain homosexuals would find this webm "cool"
tldr: I would burst in such an ironical laughter in front of such a scene that everyone would stop.

>>686302360
she also didn't change the gloves between the women. she's disgusting.

>>686303607
>women

>>686302859
"Pointed menacingly at a cop and didnt stop so he got killed".

Right. Stuff like that makes me glad I don't live in Murristan.

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>>686303269
It wasn't around here so I don't know, just what I read on the intertubes. Honestly, the cops just make shit up after the fact. I've had friends who were cops and they say the same shit candidly. As a cop you know where the line is and if you cross it you know how to move the line in hindsight and what to say to clear yourself.

>>686303551

>The American South is somewhere between a developing nation and a third world country.

fucking lost

>>686302097

Unless that entire carwash is built on a downhill slope I don't think that's the problem.

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>>686303125
>>686302958
>>686303343
>>686302755

This is actually the cop from the video. Some anon here claimed to be cousins with him und uploaded the pic as proof.

>>686301722
Dude filming stright noted the fuck out

>>686303592
> taking the most direct actions possible

Ok smartass, so if by that logic, I better pump you full of lead before you do anything, even if you haven't done anything yet, right?

>>686303343
Moral of the story dont run from cops you wont get your shit fucked up

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>>686303724

löl

>>686303293
My Dad owns a Toyota Tundra, it's pretty confortable.

>>686303647
I always thought the smoking part was kinda cool, but i would never be pretentious enough to buy it.

>>686303647
>bartender light cigar and puts it in front of you

Seems pretty cool dog

>>686302755
GIT Dayown NAYOW Git DAYOWN NAYOW

>>686303647
I would ask him to make me a dirty sanchez

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>>686301468
>>686301832

>>686301722
This needs a jojo roundabout edit

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>>686304097

If you like the taste of an ashtray.

>>686302755
Fucking Georgia

>>686301722
i watched this too many times
i think my favorite part is where she blows on it, right after ignition
as if blowing on it would do anything but make it worse
>womyn

>>686303512
He's suicidal so yeah

>>686304021
All cops are nazis and should be shot on sight.

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>>686304091

You'd probably have to invest a day's salary anyway.

>>686302415
love the drivers facial expression, he is propably just thinking "his life and decides to try suicide"

>>686303647
Imagine while hes going through all this preparation, making the smoke and all that shit, and you're just sitting there like a boss, gently rubbing your cock through your dress pants, watching the pleb serve you

>>686303293
futures cop and judge

>>686304395
english.exe stopedd working. my english is fucking broken

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This is so fucking brutal. It's actual cringe. I hope they could fix her nose so it looked like before.

>>686304270
>It's only a good day if you see the fear in their eyes

>>686301901
>Trying to pit a full sized pickup truck with a Charger in a heavily-populated area
Jesus, cops are fucking stupid

>>686303551
I've seen the full video with audio. The guy is bullying a blind kid so someone steps in while everyone watches.

>>686304386
Oh this guys got a bat and i ain got shit. Let me fuck with him.
Fucking idiots man

>>686304374
sounds like something a nazi would do

>>686301266
That happend close to where I live (cincinnati)

The guy was like 90 and hit the gas instead of brake, he was in the wall before he even relaized he was moving

>>686303861
the car is clearly dangerous for other people, it being on purpose or not, and the guy driving was not even shot

>>686302859
It should be legal to kill pigs.

>>686303647
but will it get me drunk

>>686303647
don't worry, the bouncer would never let you into that establishment anyways

>>686304386
What a fuckin moron. Oh hey, lets push around the guy with a metal bat.

>>686304386
I love those videos. You don't even have to feel sorry for any one of those idiots

>>686303444
oh, theey definitely both get a foot to the face
ive watched it multiple times to figure that out

>>686304585
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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>>686304270
>chasing vehicle on side
>other cop car pulls in front and stops
>chasing officer has to swerve around him

Like lemme catch this nigga goddamn

>>686303723
I have lived in America my whole life and have never once been had a negative interaction with a police officer, you know why? I don't do shit I'm not supposed to. Our society has laws and the police are the enforcers of those laws. Don't want to get hassled? Don't do stupid illegal shit.

>>686304841
my thoughts aswell

>>686304743
Guy like that drove into a cafe and killed a bunch of people in Germany recently.

They really should do something about old people in cars

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>>686304743

>The guy was like 90 and hit the gas instead of brake

People still haven't learned anything from South Park.

>>686303846
>noted
what are you even trying to say here?

>>686304585
Holy shit thats such a clean punch, breaks so cringy visible

>>686304386
I would have knocked his skull in the second after he laid hands on me. And then I would have done the same to the guy in the jacket.

Self defense. Stupid nigger shouldn't have been fucking around.

>>686301115
>darkmagiciantriestoevadearrest.webm

>>686303647
you're really obsessed about gays.

>>686303724
I had a schizo methhead neighbor do a suicide by cop thing a few years ago. He had been unstable for awhile, his parents called the cops, he ended up shot on his porch by a bunch of cops - 130 rounds fired or something ridiculous.
I could see it from my yard, he was alone on the porch with a knife, his parents weren't even in the house when they called 911. The story got changed to "he charged one of them" and they all shot him up.
He WAS crazy but it was clear his intention was to be shot - he was a terrible human being but he could have easily been dealt with in a non-lethal way. His parents were dipshits for thinking calling the cops would result in anything but him shot on the porch.

>>686303601
lol

>>686302943
that called molestation searches like this are illegal unless they already have evidence that you have something illegal.

>>686302585
Holy shit what did the bus hit? Those are not easy to stop cold

>>686304930
>you know why
You're white?

Anyway I think getting killed for looking at someone wrong is a tad much. But then again everyone has a gun so maybe that's why they act like crazy

>>686303647
You wouldn't say that the a chef doing the same thing with food.
That guy isn't even being flashy. But all the things he does from decanting to stirringlg the glass has a purpose.

>>686302415
this bums me out. the girl in the middle is trying to look like it's all fun but she's probably scared and uncomfortable.

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>>686304585
That was a clean shot to fuck up her nose

>>686305022
Only in finland

>>686302859
He actually had just shot a cop, and the officer who ran him over did so as he was preparing to shoot more.

>>686305004
he's having a seizure...quick do CPR !

>>686301085
Stupid faggot. All post soviet countries got postponed sentences

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1/2 I really wish I knew which side is the righteous one here.

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idk what this is so im gonna post it in this thread to find out

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>>686303647
excuse me, i'd feel like jack nicholsen in the shining if i were to be alone in that bar that'd be fuckin' sweet

get that motherfucker to make me some black licorice/rum/more rum/brown sugar/more rum drink

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>>686303647
jesus christ u slant eyed gook just gimme some goddamn vodka, for fuck sake

>>686303647
I hope that's a blunt he lit

>>686304585
hot

>>686302139
>>686304021

Cops said he had a weapon (rifle) and was firing into the air. If true he was a threat to the community obviously. Hitting him with car was safer than opening fire in a residential area and risking somebody catching a stray bullet.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFcEMMZju7U

>>686303343
look at the trucks rear tires, he was still on the gas all the way, the SUV was pinning the vehicle further

>>686302476
"Angel claims that, during the search, Helleson irritated one her anal cysts, which caused her "severe and continuing pain and discomfort." Both complainants also say Helleson never bothered to change latex gloves, and used the same one in both searches."

>>686305347
I love the nigger that just comes from behind the stone, talks some shit and runs away again

>>686305393
wow, what kind of drone has that much power?

>>686304386
see, i'm a dick and a pissy so i go for the shins then run away

>>686305022
you have other camera angles on this?

>>686300782
makes me hard

>>686300782

The two ladies who were harassed got about 180,000 dollars from the State of Texas (where this took place.) the two cops were given a slap on the wrist and forgotten by the media. Probably a lot more careful to turn off the dash cam these days.

>>686305371
A lingerie photoshoot, sherlock

>>686301266
LOL!!! fucking saved

>>686301266
Parked perfect

>>686303200

Is this why she got fired ? Seriously it just looks like she's doing her job making sure they don't have pills or weed in their twats. Gotta enforce the drug laws.

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>>686305371
there's a much higher quality version of this somewhere around.

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>>686305004
>what if that could happen to any of us

>>686302360
Exactly what I was thinking while watching it

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>>686305347
no matter where you're from, river people are the worst

>>686304630
The real story is that the "blind kid" isnt actually as blind as everyone on the internet thinks, and he challenged the "bully" to a fight and started talking shit. The "bully" and a load of other kids there that day explained this shit over twitter and other social media

>>686301468
>europe signs and license plate

I'm from ND, they'd never make it to Europe.

>>686303647
Go back to your chicken nuggets. This is a craft and an art.

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>>686305353
>tries to fight from the low ground
>hasn't seen star wars

>>686303512
It is called being in shock, i highly doubt that you would react any better since you have no clue on how life works.

>>686301901

How to fail at Physics! Volume one!

>>686305812
This needs BBC animal documentary narration

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>>686305335

>>686304386
I love the lady with the purse walking by all: 'Excuse me.'

>>686301901
TRYING TO PIT in a populated area. COPS THESE DAYS ARE STUPID! Young guys...

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>>686303647
I like this because of how much care he puts into his job, kind of like seeing bigfoot or something because from where I am from nobody would take the time to do any of that shit.
You'd be lucky if you get a long island made right.

>>686300782
she used the same gloves on both of them

>>686305856
So they'd better dig out your colon on a routine traffic stop, then, right?

>>686305004
funny title

>>686301877
If they don't shut off the pumps those thousands of kilos tanks are going to go. You want to clear at least 2 blocks in the event of a gas station fire.

>>686305968
white trash

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>>686306201
>>686304832

Butthurt faggots detected.

>>686303647
Yeah. Faggots and lesbians love to drink all the time. It dumbs them down enough to not realize how stupid and gay they are.

>>686306219
for the love of god that needs some cutting oil

>>686303325
Dude, why do you assume the cops are in the wrong, automatically? Maybe the guy just took police through a high speed chase down crowded streets, while the cops strategically blocked intersections without endangering lives. The one causing the high speed chase wasn't the cops, it was the guy in the truck.

>>686304211
XDXDXD

>>686305968
I need some fucking context. This is so random

>>686303551
I remember that story. The blind kid was being a cunt.

>>686302415
haha dumb niggers