ITT: mustard gas recipes

>>686299391
explain this

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>>686300287

>>686299552
Newfag here, I did this on my dads computer and it won't work now, how do I fix it?

>>686301191
Some1 should record this, i wanna see for myself but im scared of exploding knifes

>>686302217
take a look at this newfag wtf

>>686302217
Yeah I find it hard to imagine because it seems like the duct tape would stop the spoon doing any damage

>>686301191
The first hand in the picture has already had stitches.
gives it away.

>>686302217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYuVUQJlXBE

>>686303076
he didn't follow de instructions

>>686303577
i feel dizzy

>>686303577
Doesn't this create an airbubble in the blood stream or some shit like that?

>>686303326
he wrapped the tape round the handle it didn't blow up.

>>686301507
Nice b8 queer try a little harder bud

>>686304137
your body is a closed system.
If you don't "poke a hole" on yourself, no air will get inside

>>686304734
Then how do I get oxygen to my lungs faggot.

>>686304734
So no harm will come right?
I did this and now im a paranoid little bitch

>>686302495
Not really, it's not fully wrapped in duct tape and the use of duct tape is what makes things like sparkler bombs dangerous instead of just a bunch of sparklers.

As for the rapid heating and cooling, exploding might be a bit much but there's a reason that you're not supposed to take certain metals from extreme heat to extreme cold.

There should also be a Pic saying how you should replace the coolant in your engine with water for cold weather.

>>686303577
What does this even do

>>686304734
WHAT DOES IT DO THEN

>>686305038
through your nose and mouth, obviously

>>686305099
If I remember right it can cause some damage to the ligaments or something if not done properly.

>>686305038
Through your mouth fuckwit.

>>686305273
I did it and my arm feels a bit swollen or something, fuck me if this is dangerous

>>686305267
>>686305273
When I did it it made my thumb feel a little bit sore and loose for the rest of the day

>>686303076
The results probably vary depending on the metal the spoon is made of.

>>686305331
>>686305352
Both of you niggers need to read an anatomy book.

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DONT DO IT IT MAKES MUSLIM GAS

>>686305665
please tell me where do you breath then
Maybe through your asshole?

>>686305665
Sorry that we're not all biology majors but even kids in elementary school know that you get oxygen into your lungs through your mouth and nose.

If you meant from your lungs into your bloodstream then I don't know the specifics of that one but it's tiny tiny amounts that is in a self contained system.

>>686305926
you have taste buds in your anus.

>>686305099
In seven days you'll die !

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I did this, but I wanted to be edgy and used a knife instead of my fingers. I'm now in a ambulance, but did I do it right?

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>>686305038

>>686306249
In seven days a fedora wearing ginger will look at you

Lime removal + acidic cleaning agent + hot water = death

>>686305202
yep, it makes it weaker and easier to break for a moment but, it's not uncommon to put an extremely hot piece of metal (red hot) into cold water to accelerate the cooling and to be able to work it faster so...

>>686305221
Actually it can work but for hot weather instead, you don't want the water to freeze (and better do it only with old cars)

>>686306749
That's specifically for smithy style purposes and is done by professionals who know the materials they're working with and how they will react in those situations.

>>686306345
Yeah, something cool happened

>>686306510
how will I know if he's a ginger with his fedora ?

>>686303577
so what will happen then?

>>686299391
>>686299507

Wtf happens when you do this?

>>686307078
Not just for smithing (other process have the metal go really hot, like strong and quick deformations) but yeah, better made by professional. anyway, most of the spoons and knife are stainless steel, so unless it's really shitty quality, it wouldn't be a big deal (don't try this with aluminium).
I think the shit comes from the duct tape 'cause heating then cooling stainless steel is not a big deal

>>686307716
More than likely whatever it was will just crack and become useless but the chance of it catastrophically failing is still possible.

>>686307791
Isn't silverware like the hot dogs of metal? What I thought anyway, could be totally wrong.

The duct tape could apply pressure/direct the force of it in a small focused area which is dangerous but I just don't see that happening with one spoon/knife.

>>686306955
are you joshing us? I feel like we're being joshed.

>>686305331
>>686305352

>responding as if he wasn't joking

sometimes I give you guys too much credit... Y'all are some 'tards for sure.

>>686308506
>thinking that there aren't people that stupid
>or people that fuck up what they're trying to say
>or any other number of reasons

>>686308132
It depends on the quality of silverware, mostly the good ones are stainless steel (mostly for hygienic reason) but you're right there's some shitty one. if the metal looks really thin and shiny, I wouldn't recommend to try even if it won't cause an explosion of some shit obviously

>>686300287
>>686307716
water gonna boil instantly and explosively on contact with hot metal and probably gonna hit you
those wound result pictures are bullshit

>>686308149
I'm serious, I wouldn't try running thousands of miles like that but it can solve a situation, once more, only on old cars (before 2000-2005)

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this one actually make crystals

>>686308149
>>686309312
I can corroborate this, water can work as coolant.

>>686309471
Cool, thanks! Trying it right now!

>>686309740
but is true, if you make it right you are going to make crystals, meth crystals