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Hospital security here. Who wants to see more?

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Hospital security here. Who wants to see more?
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Oh gee whats in here?
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:[
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>>686185573

Hint
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Bump, keep them coming
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>>686185742
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>>686185724
is it dead people
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Bumpity bumps
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this is a bumpy ride
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As someone who works in a hospital laboratory, I find this less than exciting.
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>>686186209

Good for you
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And now the fun part.
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If there aren't hot dead chicks in there, this will be terribly disappointing.
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As someone who is in his residency program at a hospital this shit looks means nothing to me. OP isn't posting anything weird/odd. This isn't some top secret leaked photos bullshit. It's just a fucking OR and a hallway. smh
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>>686186546
Prepare to be terribly disappointed as OP fags out again.
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>>686185289
any hot patients you can creep on?
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>>686186664

"As someone who blah blah blah blah"

Not everyone's seen it you entitled fuck.
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>>686186718

The nurses are hot enough but...I dunno.
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>>686186546
Bump for hot dead chicks
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There are dead babies in the boxes.
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>>686186991
open or lying
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>>686186991
Fuck them right in the pussy
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>>686186991
Bump
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>>686186991
Rolling to stick dead babies in anus
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>>686186784
Not entitled. Came from a family with a poor socioeconomic status. Didn't get into drugs or gangs. Studied hard in school. Went to college. Went to Med School. Now in residency. Now in hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt. Still have a 4 years before I become an attending. Was it worth it? That's something I think about everyday.
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>>686186209
As someone who has been to hospital only once, these literally just seem like he's walking around taking pictures of where he works.

I doubt he has anything interesting to show us, and if he does, fucking deliver OP.

>>686186991

Stop beating around the bush, faggot. Pics or you're full of shit
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>>686187253
closer
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>>686187088

I could be fired just for being in here without a reason.
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>>686187369
OP is a fag. Starts a thread for bait and doesn't deliver.
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The fat pink guy doesnt have any skin.
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What exactly are you securing at a hospital?
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Carrot goes in the ass, mayonnaise goes in the mouth.
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Smells like shit in here.
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>>686187626
Does it smell like a timestamp in here? Or spiderman?
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As someone whose job involves picking up bodies from hospitals for mortuaries/crematories. this is all stuff anyone could pretty much gain access to minus the actual fridge hospital employee's don't say anything to a person with a dress shirt and tie with a clipboard
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>>686187626
Let me see inside op
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>>686187769
kek
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bump for lifting cover on bodies
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>>686187769
It smells more like OP being a big faggot
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>>686187515
Stop teasing and let us look under the covers
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>>686186540
that reminds me of that room in shining jack was trapped in
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>>686187804

Bag is sealed. Pathologists don't like anyone messing with their shit.
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Stop teasing and show the bodies
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SHOW THE MEAT
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As someone who works part time as a professional corpse, i hope op takes pictures of me.
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Have you dealt with people like pic related a lot?
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As someone who had worked many years being a colossal fag, I can confirm that OP is doing a great job
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im pretty sure OP is a chicken!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM4044bh4FU
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>>686187995

Wraps are sealed and signed. If I fuck with them they'll know.
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>>686186540
I get that you claim to be security. But why the fuck would you have the key to that fridge?
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>>686187962

Then just show close-up
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Corpses please
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>>686188262

Not a lot but enough times in a year.
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Best thread of week
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timestamp or gtfo
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Corpses
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place your dick on that fat guys bag
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>>686187278
Don't give us that bullshit, you'll make more money than I will ever see in my life. You will get top tier bitches because of your job and social status, boo fucking hoo. Go back to work faggot.
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>>686185289
timestamp it fag
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>>686187369
You will be. I have the time your shots were taken. Some pathologist will recognize the location. Security cam forage will place you at the scene. Enjoy your unemployment.
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op is clearly a faggot for not shjowing something interesting
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As someone who works as a corpse bagger I can confirm that anyone can open the bags that the bodies are put in once the corpses are secured and bagged within the bagging corpse room as someone who works there.
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Timestamp and show the meat
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>>686187369
OP is a faggot.

You are someone who works in cleaning, therefor you have access to everywhere including the locked cold vault in the morgue.

Or you will get fired anyway.
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>>686187804
Kek
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>>686186169
>the machine that goes PING
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>>686189001
>Works as a corpse bagger
>Thinks the room this occurs in is called a "bagging corpse room"
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>>686189182
Cant be all great at our job
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lol im pretty sure this is my work your posting here
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>>686189058
Nope.

OP here.

Holy fucking shit. Doc saw me inside and asked if I was here to open up for the funeral home.

fucking lucky there was one coming in.
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>>686189347

Where?
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>>686189426
kek
after all that, your thread is mostly fail
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>>686189426

OP is fag.

Excuses and cop-out.
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>>686189426
OP we're going to need some timestamps real soon
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>>686189426
You did arright. Don't get busted on our account.
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>>686189426
post a timestamp, you bunch of twigs
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>>686189426
>File deleted
Y tho?
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>>686189777
Tripz
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>>686189426
again... it really doesn't explain why the fuck you have the keys to the cold vault storage of the morgue.

the keys would be safer with any and all funeral homes in town than in the hands of the security guard who has no reason to be there to begin with.
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OP + 2 x 5 = Fag +10
Solve for OP
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>>686189996
3 away from quads
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>>686189881
Security guards get keys to everything. They're the guys that get called when some dumbass locks himself out.

I've worked security at a hospital and university so I can confirm, everything. Including a master key for the student lockers.
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>>686189426
As a doctor who works in that hospital I just talked to a security guy that was taking pictures of body bags and acting like a little faggot when I asked him about it.
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>>686189830
Someone got screen cap on imgur?
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>>686190162
that is what you have heads of security for.

just because you have ten idiots as security guards doesnt mean you hand all ten, entire sets of keys to the entire place.
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Any hot bitches?
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>>686185289
bamp
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>>686190384
Yeah it does actually. We get keys for everything. And if there's something we don't have on our keyring for some reason we can always take it out of the key locker.
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>>686189426
This is all beginning to make me moist
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>>686189996
Actually, that would be 5OP + 10.
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has anyone an idea why OP is such a tremendous faggoriffic faglord?
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>>686190622
nice bait, brah
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Crack one of them bags open fag.

I worked with a dude that picked up dead bodies as a side job for extra money. Motherfucker was nuts. We'd pull an 8-14hr day and he would work nights pickin up dead motherfuckers. Then come back to work the next day for another 8-14hr day depending.

Anyway i had a friend who shot himself in the head. Turns out the place he worked had picked him up. So like a true psycho and homie.. when i asked him via text to crack the bag open and send me a picture, he did. Like i asked him the time.
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>>686190592
Then that hospital is ran by fucking morons.
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>>686190622
You didn't account for order if operations (BEDMAS) and distributive property
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>>686190373
It was just a picture of a sweater on a faggot that said security on it.
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>>686190802
We can't do our job if we can't get into every area, what do you not understand about this?
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>>686190373

It was just a pic of a black sweatshirt with SECURITY embroidered on it.

No idea why OP deleted it.
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I work IT in a gigantic hospital. Op, find the histology/gross lab for better pictures than this shit.
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>>686190985
Are you seriously telling me, you're the only security guard there is in the entire hospital?

Do you seriously not see the problem with handing an entire set of keys to the entire hospital to anyone who works there just because they're a security guard?

Wait, of course you don't because you're posting pictures of the mother fucking morgue on 4chan.
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>>686190802
U have no clue what your talking about dude.
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>>686185289
ok. now pick up you gun and go find some morphine
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>>686191237
Uhhh yeah... thats the fucking point. Its like the janitor not having keys. It would be fucking pointless because he'd have to ask for keys all the fucking time.

Except im willing to bet security probably has every key. Janitor dont
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>>686191237
I'm not OP. I'm just telling you that ye, Security guards usually get keys to everything.

Security guards need to get everywhere. What if a doctor activates his distress button in the morgue? Should I just say "Oh I can't get in there, better wait until the boss is back on shift in eight hours, hopefully you don't bleed out or whatever is happening"

You are seriously fucking retarded.
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>>686191272
Are you going to change the locks to every door in the hospital everytime someone quits and runs off with the keys? What if they make copies of certain keys?

Do you not see the security risk of handing every key to a set of employees to have on hand at any time?
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>>686191534
Security guards should have positions assigned to them, one that works in Area A shouldn't have the keys to the Area B simply because muh authoritah/security guard
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>>686191569
*sigh*

You have clearly never held a real job or one that gave you any REAL responsibilty. Here is what happens.

USUALLY if you get a set of keys.. you have to sign them in and out when you start your shift. That way they know who has what set. You dont just get to keep them.

What do you think happens when maids, security, bellmen etc get their keys at hotels... their card keys are masters, and csn open every single door in the joint.
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>>686191732
No, because there might be an incident that requires every guard to attend, and I'm not going to wait for other guards to come let me in, because incidents like that are usually something they just can't walk away from.
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>>686191569

Yes, this has happened more than once.
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>>686191569
>Are you going to change the locks to every door in the hospital everytime someone quits and runs off with the keys?

Yes, actually, this is what happens. Luckily we don't hire criminals who steal keys. And they can't easily copy them unless they know a shady locksmith who's willing to put his entire career on the line as well as criminal charges because all the keys to important areas are security keys.
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>>686191732
>>686191569
>keys

Security guards in my hospital get a skeleton key. I work IT and also get a skeleton key but it doesnt open any type of pharmacy. Mostly just a backup key since my badge will open most doors.

If youre worried about a security guard stealing medecine it would be pretty impossible. The hard stuff is dished out of a pyxis machines that requires fingerprint access.
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>>686191907
Motherfucker I controlled key sets at my job, we were dealing with money in remote locations that was carried by the drivers. I had to start controlling the keys because there was zero control. People aren't trustworthy, proof of that is this thread. You'd get terminated on the spot.

There's a reason why products like this exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZaEBZEVBXA&

You can't just hand keys to anyone in that manner, it is simply irresponsible.
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>>686192306
Lucky shit. At the uni I worked I had to carry literally 30 keys on me on one huge ring like in the fucking cartoons.
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>>686192422
CIT is completely different to hospital work.
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>>686188262
lol, wtf.
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>>686192134
>And they can't easily copy them unless they know a shady locksmith

All you have to do is find out the company who deals with the keys and locks for the hospital. Two minute phone call, they'll mail you any key you want, intercept the key in the mail, its yours.

Better yet, there are apps that let you take a picture of your key and receive a reproduction in the mail.
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>>686192823
>they'll mail you any key you want
Not where I work. The locksmiths only do work on site under the supervision of the head of facilities.
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>>686187626
I've never seen a dead body before.. That's some creepy shit...
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>>686192823
And I've never heard of those apps. Would they do that shit for abloy keys?
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>>686192422
No that is not even close to why those keys are made. Completely fucking different use for a product like that.


Listen. In my instance and OP's ... you arent dealing with money, and again... like i said... BG checked employees have to SIGN KEYS OUT eith the time... the date, the employee number.. all at a certain spot, with 1 person who keeps track of that shit.

Thats just how it is.
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>>686193276
Why the fuck are you bumping? sage
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>>686192976
did the locksmith do the entire installation of the whole place? there is usually a bigger lock company distributor who deals with these things.

>>686193078
There are websites that do abloy.
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Open the door that says pirate
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You know the drill
Timestamp you faggot
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