Celeb Fap thread.
Nostalgic faps welcome. Doesn't have to be modern shit.
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Is this what you're looking for?
Let me know if you want more. Don't want to post lots and have everyone go apeshit about me flooding the thread.
who don't want to bite the sweet Jennifer Carpenter's ass?
i like to fap to what's in this video
>Ol' Jack always says... what the hell?
I would smash into oblivion
That's good anon. I'm building up to the better stuff. Have this for now. Let me know you're still here.
Here's something more to help ya.
Sorry it took so long. Here ya go gents.
My favorite was Scary (yes, the black one), but here ya go.
aren't you forgetting someone?
Scary's parts in this video made me fantasize about titty fucking before I had ever heard of it. I thought I made it up.
>this is allowed on TV
>this is what passes for entertainment today
Won't be long now before the West falls. Food will be scarce and shitty no matter the price. Bullets will replace dollars. Rape will be more common than gasoline and sex slaves (male or female) cheaper than booze.
Here it comes, lads. Just remember: you did this. You let this happen.
Yo I'm not gonna lie, I feel closer to the 4chan community tonight than I ever have, because y'all helped me satisfy some weird fap urge.
I need someone to call me a newfag, quickly, before this feeling fades away.
Now that you get it, take close looks at all her pics. Your dick will fucking explode.
Hottest woman in the history of the Universe. Even God hasn't seen her naked and faps to Emma.
Hope you didn't cum yet. Cause this one will certainly do the trick.
is this more your thing?
Your welcome. Didn't even have to use the sextape lol.
Remember when Pamela Anderson was big?
ugh she was sooo cute. perfect weight there too.
one of the hottest videos on mtv in the 96-99 era... do you actually remember it or did you just notice it posted on a cp thread by some unintelligent asshole a few hours ago?
Same guys from last thread I presume?
Hoooooly shit ! I knew nothing about this ! What is this from ?
I actually remember it. I'm not into cp. I used to fap like mad to this when I was a teen. It was on my boner jamz VHS tape and everything, along with the SHowgirls lapdance scene taped off Showtime, and Madonna's Human Nature vid (and now I'm into BDSM - imagine that).
yes my nigger
Look at her fucking thigh here goddamn it how can it be so meaty and the rest of her is bones hnnngg
So a while back I was reading about the controversy with this video, and like 10 different places mentioned nipples.
I have spent extensive time... "studying" this video... and never found any nips.
Am I missing something, or were all those articles just full of shit?
>For Christ's Sake
Good lookin, anon. Yeah, I've had a thing for Sara Rue for years. Then I kind of forgot about her. She was god mode when she was over weight...but those clips are still insane.
also, everyone was supposedly worried that she was anorexic. it was so stupid. and today, people remember the video but I'm not sure they remember how incredibly talented Fiona Apple is. She was young but she had this incredible presence. And of course, her voice and her lyrics were also pretty amazing.
Here is her amazing cover of Elvis Costello's song, "I Want You":
Yeah that's what I thought, I remember the controversy but never remembered nipples.
They definitely got me to spend a lot of time looking for slips, even pokies or anything and I couldn't find shit.
My gf at the time was this prude Korean bitch. She liked Fiona Apple's music and considered her a good feminine role model. Then when this video came out, she was insanely mad that Fiona would put out something I would want to fap to.
Winona used to be a hot item.
It's a shame this Jewess fell into foul favor.
I agree. That video was a blessing and a curse. It got her notoriety and fame, but overshadowed her immense talent. Probably the best songwriter to come out of the 90's. This shit right here kills me:
Don't forget that great ass shot that had the world ''throwing up''...fucking faggots
Remember back in the '90s when all the actresses didn't wear bras?
You're full of shit. Pretty sure this was her first video. That being said, beyond the obvious fap material, the video is good artistically. The stuffed animals and all symbolizing lost innocence.
I was getting to it.
That song wasn't even close to the best song on that album.
She also had 2 more albums with a million sales that were both fantastic, and a third a few years ago that wasn't bad.
she didn't! that album spawned multiple hit singles. she takes her time with her albums. she also tried to get away from the fame that came along with her success--this included a profanity-laced acceptance speech at the MTV VMA's when she won an award for one of the songs off of her debut record.
Taylor was nice. But I liked Jordan, Tawnee and Allie more.
Jewish tits are great
hey, how are you?
did you know it's 6:40 AM here?
Always wanted to blow a load on her big fat titties.
Tidal was one of the best albums from anyone ever. Just astounding.
The middle 2 aren't that special, but they're both fucking great. I'd have a hard time picking but I think I'd lean towards EM.
Taylor Little seemed to be the innocent one.
She was cute.
No. It's 12:40 am here in Germany.
I am fine, but I was really tired the last days, that's why I wasn't here.
It was re-recorded and released. The original leaked version was produced by Jon Brion and sounded a lot like When the Pawn 2, if that makes sense. The original rumors were that they label didn't like it and shelved it, but after she re-recorded it with a new producer, she admitted that she had a disagreement with Brion about the production and didn't want to release it as is. In my opinion, the original leaked version is much much better though.
right? I love that movie. at the time I only liked it for the sex, but after I read the book I realized that the movie captures the tone of the book perfectly. and also by then I could slow mo all the winona ryder shots and really enjoy her bralessness the way that God intended.
Also, I just got here. But is there some hate on JLH in this thread? JLH is golden. And she's not even Jewish.
you know it my nigga
I tried lucid dreaming and I got close but just sorta fucked it all up by giving up half way through and just moving around and going back to the way I usually sleep. It's easy to talk like I'm going to do it, harder to follow through.
Shame on me. I posted the slow mo of Winona. But I thought it was from The Crucible, which was about the Salem witch trials.
Fuck yeah. JLH, like Jordan Capri, is timeless.
okay. I never heard the second part of the story--I thought it was the record company. You're not the only person I've heard say they preferred the unreleased version. The Fiona fans I know all feel the same way. Thanks for the song link above, great song. I'm going to have to go on a Fiona Apple binge on spotify.
This is my penultimate of Winona because up next I'm gonna yell about her age. Some Winona fans might be able to predict it.
It needs time. Yes I know, it's really not that easy. As I said, I needed 2 weeks until it worked for the first time.
No problem. I would recommend tracking down the unreleased version on a torrent or at least listening to it on youtube. Much better, completely different tone. The released version is way too...poppy I guess would be the word.
What was it like the first time you got it?
But damn. Dem Jewish titties.
It wasa really strange feeling. Especially because you know that this is a dream. The first thing i did, and what most people do, was flying. Just anywhere around. I felt like a god.