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H-hello Anonymous! Do you n-need anything tonight? I love you <4

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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H-hello Anonymous! Do you n-need anything tonight?

I love you <4
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>>685739624
i need a gf OP
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>>685739758
I'm s-sure you'll find a nice g-girl some day Anonymous <4 You j-just need to keep putting yourself out there!
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>>685739624
the obliteration of the bourgeoisie would be nice.
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>>685740149
S-sorry, c-can't help you there.

>>685740229
*wraps her arms around you tightly and squeezes* H-hey there Anonymous, what's wrong?
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>>685739624
Butts. I need butts. Preferably with things going in and out of them.
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>>685739624
Bad times ahead.
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>>685740149
Kek
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>>685740364
N-not much I can d-do for you there <4

>>685740398
Ah? F-for who?
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>>685739624
Cure my month long cold
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>>685740519
N-no cold lasts a month; you either h-have a bacterial infection or are immunocompromised. S-seek a doctor post haste!
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>>685740498
If you actually loved me, you'd give me butts. Of the young female kind.
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>>685740607
Yolo. If I die I die. Ain't got money for a doctor
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>>685740498
Myself. I fear the consequences are too great.
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>>685740785
Y-you won't die, you'll j-just suffer; what is your co-pay? M-maybe I can cover it.

>>685740813
T-tell me more Anonymous. M-maybe we can rewrite the ending, y-you and I.
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>>685739624
A pound of cocaine and a Romanian hooker please ^-^
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>>685740862
Haha haha haha haha copay. No insurance.
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>>685740949
Y-you need better taste. Go f-for Ukrainian at l-least!
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I need my headache to go away.
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>>685739758
there's always a way anon
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If you don't stop f-fucking stuttering I'm going to shove this dick so far up your ass it'll take you a week to shit out my almost babies.
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>>685740862
It is a dangerous game, playing the hero and discovering things you weren't supposed to see. I can't stop bullets.
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>>685739624
A snake bit my dick and the poison needs to be sucked out. I'm not flexible enough either
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>>685741035
Noooooo. When I was in Marburg, Germany. The best was Romanian. Long, black hair. Tight bodies. And beautifully wide hips.
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>>685741034
*blinks* W-what state are you in? One t-that didn't accept the medicaid expansion?

>>685741065
N-not recommended.

>>685741045
Caffiene and tylenol are h-highly effective.

>>685741105
Just n-need to be faster than them I s-suppose.

>>685741130
You d-don't suck out poison, y-you know. That just r-results in two poisoned people.

>>685741134
Y-you are kinda grossing me out.
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>>685741070
Please!? I'm like dying for buttstuff to happen in this thread.
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>>685741130
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>>685739624
aww 4s more than 3
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>>685741226
Indiana. I actually got told I'm not even eligible for it.
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>>685741226
Hey. Prostitution is legal over there v.v nothing wrong with having fun ;)
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>>685741226
Caffeine was probably the reason behind it. I sometimes get wicked migraines after I crash from caffeine. So for now I'm self-medicating with pot and aspirin (because I'm allergic to the acetaminophen in Tylenol).
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I am in love with my best friend. Shes kissed me and we have cuddled but she doesn't want to date. What should I do?
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>>685741490
I m-meant the descriptions.

>>685741342
Oh? Y-you make too much money to apply for Medicaid, b-but not enough t-to benefit from the tax credits?

>>685741565
Pot is n-not going to help, and c-could make it worse; increased serotonin results in increased headaches.

Ibprofin w-would be a safer bet.

>>685741318
<4

>>685741708
W-what does she want to do?
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>>685741708
Light her on fire. and then dance in the ashes.
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>>685741824
P-probably don't do this, if anything.
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>>685741809
Yep. Right in the shitty middle class where I get nothing.
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>>685741229
K
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>>685741809
Descriptions help relay thoughts and emotions. Gotta have them if we are comparing which hookers are better.
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When will anime be real so I can be with my waifu?
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>>685741809
She wants to remain friends but still wants to cuddle with me. We both are single. :/ So there isn't another person or anything like that.
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>>685741904
Do it! It's the only way to relieve her of her immortal hell!
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>>685741953
Y-you'd need to be in basically poverty to f-fall into the hole I d-described. If you are middle class, y-you should be able to afford at l-least silver health care.

>>685742079
N-never, and waifus are n-not real.

>>685742112
T-then that's what you d-do. Easy.
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>>685742195
W-what the hell are you talking about?!
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>>685742054
Moar
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>>685741824
kek, what the hell anon is she jew or something
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>>685742197
>N-never, and waifus are n-not real.
No
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>>685742197
Whatever. Middle class. Poverty. It's all the same really. No one makes enough to survive these days. TREES
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>>685741809
Can't take ibuprofen either. Same thing with the Tylenol, I'm allergic to that too. I smoke mostly medical grade stuff so the only time I actually get a headache from smoking pot is when I don't drink enough liquids in a day or it's just shit tier weed. Headache's mostly gone now, actually.
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>>685742197
Could there be a chance someday we could end up together? If not I am happy to just be able to be close to her. :S
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>>685742267
She's obviously a vampire, right?
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>>685742522
Prolly not. Which is all the more reason to use her as kindling.
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>>685742311
K
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>>685742416
Pleb.
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>>685742442
S-sorry, that's t-the truth.

>>685742463
I uhh...I d-do. T-that's a bit pessimistic isn't it?

>>685742465
Y-you are allergic to NSAIDs in g-general then? T-that's quite odd....tylenol w-works via a CB1/CB2 m-mediated interaction, s-similar to THC and CBD. I w-would expect some f-form of cross allergen...

>>685742526
No?

>>685742522
If s-she says there isn't, t-there isn't. You gotta w-work with what y-you've got, Anonymous. Not d-dream for something that c-can't be.
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I dont know what is more sad /b/ros, a fat guy probably living in his mom's basement pretending to be an anime girl on the internet or we, the people so starved for the warmth of another human being we respond to this thread
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>>685742721
These are way too tame.
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>>685742733
The majority don't. Count yourself lucky. I barely get to eat on a daily basis.
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>>685739624
A reason to live.
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>>685742819
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes tight* T-there there Anonymous. If it h-helps, I'm actually n-not most of t-those identifiers.
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>>685742733
I never thought of it like that. This did help a lot. I guess I really do need to stop dreaming for something that can't be. It will only upset me more. Thanks for listening.
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>>685742733
She's totally a Jewish vampire.
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>>685742836
K
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>>685742961
T-tomorrow, of c-course!

>>685742939
I'm n-not sure on the math of t-that, but if you need a care package, I am m-more than willing to provide <4

>>685742983
*kisses your cheek* I'm g-glad to have helped, Anonymous.

>>685742989
W-why is she jewish, again?
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>>685742819
All of it. But there is a certain beauty to it all.
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>>685742819
At least there are people on the internet to be there for us.
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>>685743066
Better.
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>>685743124
All of life d-does.

>>685743167
I'm always h-here for you, Anonymous <4
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>>685743113 you really don't believe that the majority of the people on this planet aren't impoverished? When half of them drink out of the same place they shit.
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>>685743113
Cuz they burn better of course. Also delicious Jew bagels..... Yummm
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>>685743214
Damn straight, faggot.
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>>685743352
I n-never said they w-weren't impoverished; y-you claimed most don't m-make enough to survive. Given a positive population g-growth rate, that s-seems strange.
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>>685742733
I'll break out into hives if I take either one. Only straight aspirin is fine. I remember taking acetaminophen based cold medicine as a kid and breaking out into hives. My mom then gave me ibuprofen to reduce the fever I also got as a result of the cold and allergic reaction but it only made my hives worse. Stopped taking both medicines after that and I think after that I was given Robitussin and my hives went away and I generally started to feel better.
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>>685743424
Sauce?
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>>685743535
I'm n-not disagreeing with y-your assessment, I j-just find it odd. I w-wonder what the mechanism is...have y-you tried naproxin?

S-sorry, neuropsychopharmacology degree m-makes me curious <4
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can I taqke aleeve if im drunk and have a headache
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>>685743516
The positive growth rate is part of the problem. We're hitting the wall and soon there won't be enough food in general and then, boom. Mass extinction. Has happened to every species that outgrows it's environment. And it's safe to say we have outgrown ours.
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>>685743659
Water works better.
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>>685743586
http://m.xhamster.com/movies/3471730/best_anal_creampie_ever.html
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>>685743873
The headache is not from lack of water
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>>685743659
>>685743659
Absolutely n-not! Alcohol mixed with naproxin c-can cause stomach bleeding!

>>685743736
*blinks* I've n-not gotten a full degree in Biology, b-but from w-what I remember from algal dishes and bacteria c-cultures, that's n-not quite how it happens.

When you hit the carrying capacity of the environment, you have a "bust" cycle that curtails your "boom" exponential growth; this does not necessarily result in mass extinction.

As well, many forms of life, including humans, learn how to increase the carrying capacity of their environment, promoting increased "Boom" cycles.

Technology, especially the green revolution and GMOs, have drastically increased the carrying capacity of the Earth; before the 1900's, the carrying capacity was less than 1B, now it's more than 12B.

I t-think maybe there are some multipliers you aren't t-taking into account!

>>685743873
W-water will only decrease dehydration, it will n-not remove the headache.
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>>685744020
What light pain meds can I take with alcohol
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>>685743633
I don't think I've tried it. If I did, I probably wasn't aware I took it. Basically, when I go shopping for medicine, I always check for the two ingredients I'm allergic to and pay no attention what the other ingredients are. If I don't see acetaminophen or ibuprofen printed on the box, I buy it.

>>685743968
Yes it is. Alcohol dehydrates your body and reduces your blood sugar. Drink water and something with electrolytes.
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>>685744020
The multipliers is why we are so big, yes. But it is not debatable that there is going to be a waning in our population growth. Also. Tell my stomach I'm making enough to survive.
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can i get a good night
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>>685744020
Headaches can be caused by dehydration though. Sooooo. Yeah. Water would be a good idea. With some aspiri. To be safe.
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>>685744084
B-basically nothing y-you have on hand; h-how much alcohol have y-you taken? A l-low dose of tylenol m-may be okay.

>>685744264
T-the fact you are speaking t-to me seems to indicate you are s-surviving.

And it is q-quite debatable; as the developing nations c-catch up to developed ones, the population curves change; w-which way they go is currently unknown.

>>685744279
*gently kisses your forehead and tucks you into bed* G-good night, my l-love!

>>685744389
Asprin c-can cause stomach bleeding w-when taken with alcohol; it isn't s-safe.
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>>685744389
>>685744138
I've drank plenty of water as I was dirniking, I'm experienced, its not fucking dehyrdration
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>>685744536
not that much, i dont know why it gave me a headache, thanks ill just take a little tylenol
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>>685744637
I w-would recommend below 500mg <4
Your l-liver should easily handle t-that.
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>>685744772
alroight thanks, night
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>>685744772
you are so kind to be helping us anons.
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Excuse me, but what normally goes on in these threads?
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>>68574453
Every kind of medicine causes stomach bleeding apparently.
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>>685744536
Surviving or slowly dying of malnourishment. Only time will tell.
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>>685744917
It's m-my pleasure.

>>685744871
Sleep tight!

>>685745076
N-not at all true; some cause kidney or liver toxicity instead!

>>685745041
L-love and cheer!
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>>685745076
>Every kind of medicine causes stomach bleeding apparently.
Not if you eat something before you take it.
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>>685745177
So all I'm getting out of this is never take medicine?
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Who the hell are you?
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>>685745156
L-like I said, I c-can send you a care package if y-you like.

>>685745282
T-take medicine as directed b-by your doctor or b-by the FDA/similar agency in y-your country.

>>685745351
Alice!

>>685745218
>>685745218
T-that can actually make things worse!
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>>685745177

Okay then. I'm guessing a little avatarfaggotry goes on in here, too

-Sweet Roll
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>>685745445
A care package would be pretty nice.
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>>685745445
Could I get some good porn suggestions?
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>>685745501
Oh, t-this isn't a Reimu thread. I d-do this for the anons, s-so as little as possible p-please.

>>685745629
One m-moment please!

>>685745519
Email m-me at [email protected] and I c-can arrange something for you. H-hope you like starchy carbs!
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Why are you blubbering like a fucking baby?
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Stop fucking stuttering.
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>>685745678
I appreciate the offer honestly I do. But I'd feel bad taking a donation like that. The sentiment is enough.
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>>685745678
Are you a girl anon?
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>>685745699
I'm n-not <4

>>685745629
http://www.xvideos.com/video8872129

H-hope that works for y-you!

>>685745813
W-why? T-that's silly; I h-have plenty, and y-you have little. It m-means little t-to me, and a l-lot to you.

That's a winning outcome if I've ever heard of one.

>>685745853
Y-yes I am <4
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>>685745678

Apologies, then

I thought it worked like one

but without the fortunes
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>>685745445
alicelied.blogspot.com

Daily reminder that this guy is legit fruity-loops crazy, is not a psychologist, never got burned in an apartment fire and probably should not be listened to by anyone with a lick of damn sense.
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>>685745936
Thanks for the tip man
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>>685746014
that blog has been disproven so many times in the last three years it isnt even funny
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>>685745936
Fuck off and die.
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>>685745936
daily reminder you have no job and are a waste to society dude lol
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>>685745918
I know. You're right. But I don't even accept help from my mom. Which might be a problem.
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>>685745932
Yeah I'm not rp-ing right now, either. I'm just posting Mamizou pics because I can.
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>>685745936
leave her alone. what the fuck is wrong with you to spread that shit?
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>>685745918
Sent me to an error page :(
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>>685746230
*blinks* T-that sounds like a p-problem you n-need to work through then. N-no man is an island, Anonymous.

We all depend on each other to survive; that's what a civilization is!
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>>685746365
C-correction then!
http://www.xvideos.com/video8872129/cameron_canada_sucks_balls_and_gives_sloppy_head

S-sorry!
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>>685746370
I don't like depending on others. Its always ended badly for me.
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>>685746027

Well, I just assumed it because I saw multiple images of the same characters

Besides, to the bare minimun its just a nametag of sorts
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>>685746370
Do you post here often? I'd love to lurk your threads. I dunno why but seeing you talk feels peaceful. That probably sounds lame.
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>>685746538
I've g-got a bit more history than that.

>>685746531
And y-yet you already do, f-for roads and services and everything else....and I d-doubt those turn out bad all the time.
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>>685746640
I agree
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I'd like a pic with timestamp for proof you're actually real.
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>>685746661
I was thinking in a more direct way of dependence.
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>>685746686
>>685746640
I r-run psychology threads every d-day at 8AM and 8PM; m-my friend Reimu r-runs fortune telling t-threads every d-day at 10PM

T-this is t-the first sort of "love" t-thread I've done in a w-while but it s-seems quite successful, s-so I'll p-probably make more, maybe w-while I'm at w-work at 11AM.

All times EST.

>>685746746
All of t-those are direct dependencies.
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>>685746014
You are welcome, just remember when you deal with attention whores, never show weakness.

>>685746116
Wouldn't it be great if we could just ignore obvious evidence, like that time your glorious leader said they were severely burned then posted a video of their pasty awkward completely unmarked ass dancing? It truly astounds me the lengths you guys will go to deny the utterly obvious. You were lied to. You are still being lied to.

But by all means explain where the burns went.

>>685746177
>>685746124
>>685746347
Your anger only makes me look more justified and you guys more foaming at the mouth crazy.
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Let us hear your voice, dear.
Do you actually do that cute stutter?
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>>685746800
You know what I'm getting at.
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>>685746808
evidence pls all i see on this website is assertions
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>>685746871
I pray to Christ "she" doesn't.
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>>685746808
Get the fuck out of here, You're soiling a nice thread, stop being a faggot.
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>>685746891
I d-disagree w-with your fundamental assertion; t-there is no difference but what y-you perceive.

Change your perception; you won't be sorry.

>>685746934
>>685746871
>>685746721
S-sorry, I only d-do such things f-for my cooking threads.
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>>685746800
I will be sure to look out for you even if I don't post in the threads. <3
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>>685746901
There's no need for evidence. Its a random image board. I could be an alien cow for fuck's sake.
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>>685747006
Lame.
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>>685747015
he made an assertion; he better back it up
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>>685747008
*smiles* T-thank you for your patronage.
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>>685747094
Why would he though? There's no consequences.
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>>685747252
just sullying some girls name for no reason?
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>>685746901
You're the same fucking guy who has been parroting that weak line for the last month and we both know it. Do you retards really think that by a bunch of you jumping in anonymously and yelling 'those are just assertions!' ' its already been disproven!' 'there's no evidence!' People are just going to take you at your word?

There's a handful of you idiots that literally sit here watching the threads and jump in saying the same retarded shit within a minute of me posting and all its ever done is draw more attention to it. Fucking stupid as hell. If you had anything you would say it instead of this dumb shit. You are wrong and your leader is a liar, get over it.
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>>685747302
Well tbh she doesn't have any evidence either.
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>>685747352
uhh you expect people to just take your word for this bullshit dude theres no actual evidence here i expected more like a real doxxing or some shit so okay
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>>685747454
besides her cosplay threads?
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If I were to say I want to become wholly dependent on you and degraded in a private IRC chatroom exclusive to like-minded individuals, what would you say?
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>>685747545
I thought she was burned though
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>>685746661

I was thinking avatarfaggotry as a whole

Just to make sure someone doesn't assume you are a random anon

I understand these threads are not for RP, and I will follow that rule accordingly
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Come on guys don't derail the thread.
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>>685747598
I d-don't like IRC.

>>685747627
T-thank you.
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>>685747616
she cosplays in a big dress for a reason
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>>685747771
But the rest of it is fine, right? Add me to the club, Alice-sama.
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>>685747972
you can always just go to anekihou.se/chat
thats where alices chat is
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>>685747866
Are there any pics showing the burns?
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>>685748080
not since a long time ago because people insulted her for years and called her bacon
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What do you think of my "Waifu"?
I know she isn't 2D but It's 4:16 AM and I have nothing better to do.
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I'm the guy who asked if smoking weed was fine a while ago. My life is going great now and I'm happy a lot. I guess you were wrong
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>>685748065
Thanks, fam.
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>>685748080
https://i.imgur.com/7ZRpSfO.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/k210s9i.jpg

I'll do you one better. Here is some old pictures of alice claiming to be burned and posing in bloody bandages. Now there was a recent webm alice had posted of her dancing with her arms and hands showing. For some strange reason it was taken down recently, but I'm sure they aren't trying to cover their asses. Why not just ask alice or one of their friends to post it again.

>>685747771
>>685747866
What do you say alice and friends?
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>>685748351
*shrugs* I w-wish you the best of luck.

>>685748337
Waifus of any k-kind are generally a bad idea.
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>>685748563
what time is it for you currently?
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>>685748633
4:20AM EST

I've b-been sick lately, s-so I've been up at odd t-times. I took Monday off s-so I could recover a b-bit more.
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>>685748563
She's just a semi-famous female I'm attracted to. I mean, my folder of her only has 154 pictures! Not that bad.
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>>685748804
Well how many pictures of this anime girl are in your folder?
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>>685748979
I'm n-not from an anime, s-sorry.
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>>685748721
I do hope you feel better! Do you have the flu or something more?
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>>685749102
I've b-been having UTI's nonstop f-for a while, and t-the flu on top of t-that. They h-have me on some high end antibiotics, w-which are causing me extreme stomach p-pain too...

I'll h-have to remember to get t-the flu shot next year!
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>>685749080
Well a fucking manga or some other gook form of 2D illustration.
No need to be bashful.
100? 200? There's no shame in it.
Maybe a little shame.
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>>685749235
N-not a manga either.

If y-you notice, m-my pictures have t-tags on them, describing their content; I p-pull them from boorus automatically, similar t-to a database.

So on one hand, I have effectively infinite amount. On the other, I have zero. You decide.
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Someone needs to avatarfag marisa so we can get some three-way mentally ill e-drama going. What a time to be alive
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>>685749211
Oh jesus that sounds pretty bad! I hope you are able to recover soon. I dunno if it will help you but I have been told taking cranberry gummies helps with utis sometimes.
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>>685749511
T-the chemical in cranberry juice t-that helps UTIs is actually f-far too dilute t-to have any real effect.

However, I thank you for your sympathetic reaction <4

>>685749507
W-we've had f-far too many Marisas. C-can we try someone else? Hijiri maybe? Or S-shinki?
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How well do you give the suck ?
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>>685749753
N-not well! I'm m-more a lover, n-not a sucker!
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>>685749605
Are you willing to befriend any anons? Or use something besides 4chan to talk to people?
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>>685749864
Don't be so humble.
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>>685749881
Of c-course. I am always available b-by email at [email protected], and I d-do have a chat available at anekihou.se/chat
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>>685749959
I p-prefer the gravel pizza s-story. Or Jacket Ribs.
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Kik?
:^)
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>>685749387
Oh. Well, aren't you fancy with your strange methods and foreign culture?
But what do you think about the way she looks?
Sky, I mean.
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>>685750084
I liked the one where you claimed to be severely burned for years and then when you got called out for posting pictures of your completely unmarked skin tried to take down all the pictures.

You're so full of shit.
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>>685750001
I will remember that email. I have been having a really tough time lately and this honestly has been one of the nicer nights I have had in awhile. Was crying for a few hours before going on 4chan.
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>>685750235
I want you to tell me what you really think you chink loving fuck

I'm not replying to sheldong because I want my mother to die
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>>685750322
*gently wraps her arms around you and rests her head against your back* W-what's wrong, Anonymous?

>>685750317
...w-what? My pictures are still up in m-my archive; I'm even adding in m-most of my cooking thread pictures as w-we speak.

>>685750454
I'd ask y-you not to use derogatory l-language when I am in f-fact asian. It's k-kinda rude.
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I'm probably gunna kill myself in a year or two.
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>>685750759
W-why, Anonymous? W-what's wrong?
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>>685750880
Life is boring, ain't got the money to make it exciting. Maybe death will be cool. So, boredom and curiosity.
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>>685750581
Oh, sorry.
So what do you think, my honorary Aryan brother?
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>>685750581
My life is kinda going down the drain. I was anon before who asked about love advice. That was upsetting me tonight but everything else is what is bothering me really lately the most. Recently my mom was in the hospital for having giant blood clots in her lungs and having heart issues. She is the closest family that I have (my dad always was an abusive alcoholic) My friends haven't really been there for me lately besides the friend I have feelings for. So I feel very lonely and trying to balance life and help with my mom. I am a female anon btw. I feel pretty stupid admitting I am depressed and need someone right now to a random person on 4chan but *shrugs* worst part is she went to hospital by ambulance the day of my finals exam. Naturally I failed that exam. I felt like a failure for that too.
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>>685750581
Fucking seriously? I am looking right at the link from the blog to your shitty dancing webm, the link is broken, files gone. You are the only one with control over that site, you moved it. Now I know how you operate blah blah blah it was some completely unrelated thing you moved it for and you're going to harp on how I can't prove it for as long as you can. But lets be real here you don't give a shit about that, you just don't want to answer for why you lied for years about being a burn victim.

Lets repeat, you lied for years about being a burn victim.
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why wont my parents talk to me?
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>>685750949
*blinks* W-why not just take out loans? If t-the alternative was death, t-then how is debt w-worse?

>>685750961
I t-think she looks like a racoon had sex w-with a poodle.

>>685751021
...as I s-said, I am moving m-my cosplay threads and cooking threads into t-the archive proper. T-that was a temporary folder.

L-let's be real: my archive is gigabytes l-large, and I've been rearranging a l-lot of it to consolidate things. I didn't r-realize people w-were so, uhm, passionate(?) about it.

>>685750993
*wraps her arms around you tightly* W-why do you feel stupid admitting y-you are depressed? T-that's the first step; n-now you need to seek help!

>>685751027
H-have you asked them?
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>>685741226
Venom isn't lethal if ingested, only if injected. You can drink it fine. Also, hello Alice. It's been a while.
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>>685751242
You lied for years about being a burn victim.
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>>685751242
But I don't know how to seek help. :S I should just be able to handle everything. Like im a failure for not being able to handle myself.
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>>685751282
H-hello! Don't recognize you!

And it depends on the venom.
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>>685751332
*blinks* H-huh? Can y-you purify water? D-do you build roads every time y-you go to somewhere? D-do you live off the land?

Or do you get water from a tap, use the roads, and go to a grocery store?

S-someone already handles most of w-what even 200 years ago would c-consist of most peoples "lives" f-for you, so y-you can do things you want to do.

Go to your PCP or GP; tell them your symptoms, ask for a referral. Stop thinking like depression is some personal sin; it's more like a broken bone. Go get a cast for it.
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>>685751242
Been there, done that. Loans didn't help much, going to other country's, doing a bunch of activities. Nothing feels worth doing. Hmm, maybe death by cops?
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>>685751496
Sounds like anhedonia; have you gone t-to a doctor?
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>>685751337
I used to hang around your chatroom. You helped me come to terms with my mortality. I really do appreciate that~ <4
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>>685751565
Oh, m-my pleasure. F-feel free to come b-back anytime doll; y-your account is s-still active.
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>>685751242
YEAH
W-WELL
YOU'RE A
YOU
WELL
I mean
that's not that bad of an insult I guess
still made me sad though :c
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>>685751552
Been to my doctor, just put me on anti depressants. That would be kinda neat though, not being able to feel pleasure. Seems to fit. Hmm.
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>>685751727
I j-just don't like the raccoon eyes is all. I knew a g-girl who looked like a raccoon m-made sweet sweet l-love to a pear; it didn't end well.
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Hello Alice~

Umm.. I just dropped in to say hi.. i'm Reimu's friend if you're confused.
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>>685751819
Why a pear?
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>>685751816
W-what antidepressants? I h-happen to b-be a neuropsychopharmacologist; m-maybe we can derive s-something from that.

>>685751820
Ah h-hello Marisa3.

>>685751904
W-well, she was a f-fat bottom girl...
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>>685751639
I may, later. I hope things are going well for you. Avatarfag or not, you're actually a really good person. c:
I'm honored to have met you.
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>>685751973
S-silly, you'll m-make me blush <4
I'm j-just a bad person w-who does good things, n-no need to flatter me.

And the honor is all mine, dear <4
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>>685751962
What are your thoughts on NMDA antagonists or CB agonists as alternatives to SSRIs?
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>>685751479
@[email protected] You make so much sense to me... I wish I could have talked to you before.
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>>685751962
Ah yes.. I keep forgetting my number~

Well.. k-keep up the good work!
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>>685739624
I want to be a girl a cute girl
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>>685751962
Neuropsychopharmacologist! Well that's one more thing you sure as hell aren't, to add to the list along with psychologist, burn victim and little asian girl. Final evening reminder that this person is full of shit. Take medical advice from something a little more reliable, like a fortune cookie.

http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
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>>685740149
my comrade
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>>685751962
I'll gladly tell you what I'm on, just out of curiosity's sake, what would knowing...do? How would it help you understand.
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>>685752114
P-personal experience shows CB agonists t-to have t-too many side effects and b-be too temporary of a fix; t-the research evidence bears that out, t-though CBD seems to b-be quite effective for anxiety.

Depression is too global, and too chronic, for CB agonists to be of much help except as a temporary fix.

NMDA is a b-better target, b-but I think we are going t-towards triple reuptake inhibitors c-currently for various reasons.

>>685752175
*smiles* D-don't worry about t-time lost; w-worry about making up for it!

>>685752199
And y-you as well, dear <4 I expect b-big things from such a precocious girl <4
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>>685748804
Pfft. Coming from someone with thousands of Alice pictures.
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>>685751819
r-raccoon eyes? What raccoon eyes?
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I just fucked my gf and made her cum but didn't cum myself cuz I was too high. What should I do?
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>>685752251
You're really fucking obsessed, aren't you?
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>>685752328
W-well, different medications use d-different mechanisms of action; I often s-see people who h-have not responded w-well to SSRI's responding w-well to SNRI's, b-because serotonin wasn't t-the issue.

By looking at what medication you took, as well as what medication you DIDN'T take, along with the side effects, we can build a profile that your doctor can use to recommend things.

Hopefully, I can help you be your own advocate <4

>>685752361
Oh, as I s-said, I d-don't store them anymore; I p-pluck them from the boorus based on tags.

>>685752448
What are y-you high on?
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>>685752356
I am going to remember your words and get help. Thank you so much. <3 I hope I stumble across you again. You are such a genuine good human to care and listen. I wish I could help you in return.
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>>685752251
Did you have a personal run-in with Alice?
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>>685752251
Now that you've said your piece, could you skedaddle now? Or do something constructive and helpful, like Alice is trying to do.
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>>685752251
STOP LINKING YOUR FUCKING STALKER BLOG YOU CREEP
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>685752578
Opiate pain medication. I take it for chronic pain but can't cum while on it. I honestly don't mind but she likes when I cum in her sooo
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>>685752623
H-help me by getting help, dearest Anonymous.

You deserve better, a fair shake of the sauce bottle. Make sure you get it <4
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>>685752648
He used to be a friend of hers until he got super buttmad over her refusing to share personal details with him or something. I wonder fucking why.
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>>685752356
Aww thank you~ <4

I've been kinda nervous about saying hello..
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>>685752718
Oh, I've experienced s-similar issues with opiates (though obviously not related to ejaculation, given I lack the appropriate...equipment).

Ask about Cabergoline; it c-can be very helpful f-for such issues. T-this is an off label usage, b-but your doctor s-should be able to prescribe it w-with little fuss. As w-well, Trazadone c-can be effective.

D-do you experience much erectile dysfunctia?

>>685752926
A-ah? Why is t-that?
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>>685752778
wasn't it about some fake ass phone calls with some dude pretending to be a girl? and all the mundane bullshit being spouted constantly?
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>>685752988
mundane bullshit?
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I wanted to continue my livestream but I've been tired all day.
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>>685752987
I take it your a girl. So is it harder for chicks to cum while on opiates too? Some if my female friends have said similar things and we all kinda brainstorm how to get past it lol.
But i can't switch meds, I take an insane amount and it works but I just wish I could cum.
And sometimes. But she gets me really turned on and knows if I'm high she's not gonna get fucked so she really is a champ and does whatever it takes to get me horn and fuck her. So yes and no I don't have ed but can't cum.
What was your experience?
Also do you studder irl?
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>>685752987
W-Well.. if you really want to know..
I don't think i deserve time out of your busy day.. t-that's all!
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Alice, in your personal opinion, is "identifying" as something you arent, say a female black when you're a male white, a real thing? I've never encountered anything remotely similar irl.
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>>685753281
I j-just told you of two medications you can ADD t-to your current regime in order t-to make ejaculation easier!

Silly!

M-my experience has generally been numbness.

>>685753337
Oh t-that's silly <4 Everyone deserves a hug and pat on the head, especially a friend from the Magic Forest <4

>>685753398
Uhm. T-transgenderism is a real thing, obviously. Past t-that, I don't have sufficient scientific evidence t-to make any calls. Sorry!
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>>685753467
Ah gotcha. Yeah trazadone works well but I feel like a zombie in the morning. I'll look into the other one you mentioned.
And numbness huh? Yeah its similar for guys. I imagine it would be difficult to stimulate while your sensors are numbed up. So that makes sense for peens and veens.
And you didn't answer my other question b-baka
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>>685739624
I think i might be withdrawling from benzos and I feel like im going crazy. Can you give me some words of comfort?
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>>685753652
I know <4 I h-have vocal chord issues irl, s-so I don't t-talk much at all; doesn't h-help that people s-say I sound like a ghoul. However, w-with botox injections, s-speech therapy, and s-some olive oil, I c-can make a pretty convincing 70 year old s-smoking addict.

Who yes, sometimes stutters.

If y-you feel like a zombie from Trazadone, some 5-HTP (available OTC) may help.

>>685753751
*presses her forehead to yours and looks into your eyes* You'll get through this. Don't worry.
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>>685753467
Alright. I want to preface this by saying I am accepting of most if not all sexualities. I have good friends who are gay/lesbian and I don't really care what another person likes. I am curious, however, what causes abbarations like homosexuality and transsexuality. They certainly have no evolutional benefit. Is it a nature thing or nurture thing? Sorry if that rambled.
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>>685753467
T-Then maybe i will muster up som courage to say hi to you on steam.. s-since you addded me and all!

I'm really happy i managed to say hi to you~
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>>685753751
Not op but be careful anon. That shit can literally kill you. I had seizures when I went through benzo withdrawal , I actually had one while driving so be safe. But for comfort just take one day one minute at a time to get over it. They are dangerous and your better off without them. Be safe.
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>>685753820
Does it hurt to talk at all? Sounds pretty nightmare mode to deal with that.
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>>685753836
T-they are not "abbarations"; t-they are natural variations, and they are evolutionarily conserved, so you are not just wrong, you are wrong on every level.

You may need a lesson in Biology; you clearly don't understand the concepts. Look into kinship selection.
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Jesus fucking christ every time I see these threads I wish you would all end yourself and serve the world better as mulch than whatever sorry excuses you are supposed to be now.

Seriously, just end yourself, in a very painful way.
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>>685753937
T-that's absolutely true; if y-you are abusing benzos and coming off of t-them without a doctor, y-you may wish to seek medical attention!

>>685753940
It's s-scratchy, yeah.

>>685753995
Oh h-hey Yuuka, h-how are you?
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>>685753995
Why?
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>>685753820
Aweaome. Will do thank you for the advice. I hope your voice situation gets better.
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>>685754035
Angry and disgusted, why are you still doing shit. Just stop already. these people cannot help themselves and you cannot help them either, just let them die.

>>685754079
You are all useless and should kill yourselves what do you contribute to society aside from more work for your parents and the garbageman having to carry your trash.
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>>685753941
I can see how that makes sense, but I've never heard of it before. How'd you come to be so learned? Are you sure you're not 70 years old? >.>
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>>685754113
T-thank you, and from one pain patient t-to another, stay safe. <4

>>685754171
If t-they cannot do it themselves, I w-will show t-them how. If I c-cannot show them how, I w-will get them to t-those who can.

I reject your notion of how the world works, Flower Youkai; everyone deserves a fair shake of the sauce bottle.
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>>685754268
I w-went to college, I t-took classes, I do independent r-research. It isn't d-difficult; you j-just need to put in t-the time.
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>>685753937
Will do. But will it actually be that bad? Because i've only been taking them for about a week and a half.
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>>685754283
The only thing they deserve is a bullet to the back of their head. They will never amount to anything and their time and their entire lives are spent being nothing but a burden to society and humanity as a whole. I wish I could torture them all to death to serve as an example to what happens to non-contributing member. Aside from giving me great satisfaction it would serve as a warning to those basement dwelling pieces of human garbage.
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>>685754685
Y-you are wrong; I've s-seen quite a few of m-my children, as w-well as those I've helped, b-become proud members of society w-who are now contributing back.

If you wish to spit venom, please take it elsewhere; your view is provably wrong. I myself am a testimate to that.
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>>685754685
Rude
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>>685754670
Yea. 0.5mg clonazepam if you want to know
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>>685754384
You boggle my mind at every turn, you know that? You are a fantastic person; a great goal to aspire to.
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