H-hello Anonymous! Do you n-need anything tonight?
I love you <4
I'm s-sure you'll find a nice g-girl some day Anonymous <4 You j-just need to keep putting yourself out there!
the obliteration of the bourgeoisie would be nice.
S-sorry, c-can't help you there.
*wraps her arms around you tightly and squeezes* H-hey there Anonymous, what's wrong?
N-not much I can d-do for you there <4
Ah? F-for who?
N-no cold lasts a month; you either h-have a bacterial infection or are immunocompromised. S-seek a doctor post haste!
Y-you won't die, you'll j-just suffer; what is your co-pay? M-maybe I can cover it.
T-tell me more Anonymous. M-maybe we can rewrite the ending, y-you and I.
Y-you need better taste. Go f-for Ukrainian at l-least!
I need my headache to go away.
*blinks* W-what state are you in? One t-that didn't accept the medicaid expansion?
Caffiene and tylenol are h-highly effective.
Just n-need to be faster than them I s-suppose.
You d-don't suck out poison, y-you know. That just r-results in two poisoned people.
Y-you are kinda grossing me out.
Caffeine was probably the reason behind it. I sometimes get wicked migraines after I crash from caffeine. So for now I'm self-medicating with pot and aspirin (because I'm allergic to the acetaminophen in Tylenol).
I m-meant the descriptions.
Oh? Y-you make too much money to apply for Medicaid, b-but not enough t-to benefit from the tax credits?
Pot is n-not going to help, and c-could make it worse; increased serotonin results in increased headaches.
Ibprofin w-would be a safer bet.
W-what does she want to do?
P-probably don't do this, if anything.
Y-you'd need to be in basically poverty to f-fall into the hole I d-described. If you are middle class, y-you should be able to afford at l-least silver health care.
N-never, and waifus are n-not real.
T-then that's what you d-do. Easy.
W-what the hell are you talking about?!
kek, what the hell anon is she jew or something
>N-never, and waifus are n-not real.
Can't take ibuprofen either. Same thing with the Tylenol, I'm allergic to that too. I smoke mostly medical grade stuff so the only time I actually get a headache from smoking pot is when I don't drink enough liquids in a day or it's just shit tier weed. Headache's mostly gone now, actually.
S-sorry, that's t-the truth.
I uhh...I d-do. T-that's a bit pessimistic isn't it?
Y-you are allergic to NSAIDs in g-general then? T-that's quite odd....tylenol w-works via a CB1/CB2 m-mediated interaction, s-similar to THC and CBD. I w-would expect some f-form of cross allergen...
If s-she says there isn't, t-there isn't. You gotta w-work with what y-you've got, Anonymous. Not d-dream for something that c-can't be.
I dont know what is more sad /b/ros, a fat guy probably living in his mom's basement pretending to be an anime girl on the internet or we, the people so starved for the warmth of another human being we respond to this thread
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes tight* T-there there Anonymous. If it h-helps, I'm actually n-not most of t-those identifiers.
T-tomorrow, of c-course!
I'm n-not sure on the math of t-that, but if you need a care package, I am m-more than willing to provide <4
*kisses your cheek* I'm g-glad to have helped, Anonymous.
W-why is she jewish, again?
All of life d-does.
I'm always h-here for you, Anonymous <4
I n-never said they w-weren't impoverished; y-you claimed most don't m-make enough to survive. Given a positive population g-growth rate, that s-seems strange.
I'll break out into hives if I take either one. Only straight aspirin is fine. I remember taking acetaminophen based cold medicine as a kid and breaking out into hives. My mom then gave me ibuprofen to reduce the fever I also got as a result of the cold and allergic reaction but it only made my hives worse. Stopped taking both medicines after that and I think after that I was given Robitussin and my hives went away and I generally started to feel better.
I'm n-not disagreeing with y-your assessment, I j-just find it odd. I w-wonder what the mechanism is...have y-you tried naproxin?
S-sorry, neuropsychopharmacology degree m-makes me curious <4
The positive growth rate is part of the problem. We're hitting the wall and soon there won't be enough food in general and then, boom. Mass extinction. Has happened to every species that outgrows it's environment. And it's safe to say we have outgrown ours.
Absolutely n-not! Alcohol mixed with naproxin c-can cause stomach bleeding!
*blinks* I've n-not gotten a full degree in Biology, b-but from w-what I remember from algal dishes and bacteria c-cultures, that's n-not quite how it happens.
When you hit the carrying capacity of the environment, you have a "bust" cycle that curtails your "boom" exponential growth; this does not necessarily result in mass extinction.
As well, many forms of life, including humans, learn how to increase the carrying capacity of their environment, promoting increased "Boom" cycles.
Technology, especially the green revolution and GMOs, have drastically increased the carrying capacity of the Earth; before the 1900's, the carrying capacity was less than 1B, now it's more than 12B.
I t-think maybe there are some multipliers you aren't t-taking into account!
W-water will only decrease dehydration, it will n-not remove the headache.
I don't think I've tried it. If I did, I probably wasn't aware I took it. Basically, when I go shopping for medicine, I always check for the two ingredients I'm allergic to and pay no attention what the other ingredients are. If I don't see acetaminophen or ibuprofen printed on the box, I buy it.
Yes it is. Alcohol dehydrates your body and reduces your blood sugar. Drink water and something with electrolytes.
The multipliers is why we are so big, yes. But it is not debatable that there is going to be a waning in our population growth. Also. Tell my stomach I'm making enough to survive.
B-basically nothing y-you have on hand; h-how much alcohol have y-you taken? A l-low dose of tylenol m-may be okay.
T-the fact you are speaking t-to me seems to indicate you are s-surviving.
And it is q-quite debatable; as the developing nations c-catch up to developed ones, the population curves change; w-which way they go is currently unknown.
*gently kisses your forehead and tucks you into bed* G-good night, my l-love!
Asprin c-can cause stomach bleeding w-when taken with alcohol; it isn't s-safe.
I w-would recommend below 500mg <4
Your l-liver should easily handle t-that.
It's m-my pleasure.
N-not at all true; some cause kidney or liver toxicity instead!
L-love and cheer!
L-like I said, I c-can send you a care package if y-you like.
T-take medicine as directed b-by your doctor or b-by the FDA/similar agency in y-your country.
T-that can actually make things worse!
Oh, t-this isn't a Reimu thread. I d-do this for the anons, s-so as little as possible p-please.
One m-moment please!
Email m-me at [email protected] and I c-can arrange something for you. H-hope you like starchy carbs!
I'm n-not <4
H-hope that works for y-you!
W-why? T-that's silly; I h-have plenty, and y-you have little. It m-means little t-to me, and a l-lot to you.
That's a winning outcome if I've ever heard of one.
Y-yes I am <4
Daily reminder that this guy is legit fruity-loops crazy, is not a psychologist, never got burned in an apartment fire and probably should not be listened to by anyone with a lick of damn sense.
S-sorry to disappoint!
Yeah I'm not rp-ing right now, either. I'm just posting Mamizou pics because I can.
*blinks* T-that sounds like a p-problem you n-need to work through then. N-no man is an island, Anonymous.
We all depend on each other to survive; that's what a civilization is!
I've g-got a bit more history than that.
And y-yet you already do, f-for roads and services and everything else....and I d-doubt those turn out bad all the time.
I r-run psychology threads every d-day at 8AM and 8PM; m-my friend Reimu r-runs fortune telling t-threads every d-day at 10PM
T-this is t-the first sort of "love" t-thread I've done in a w-while but it s-seems quite successful, s-so I'll p-probably make more, maybe w-while I'm at w-work at 11AM.
All times EST.
All of t-those are direct dependencies.
You are welcome, just remember when you deal with attention whores, never show weakness.
Wouldn't it be great if we could just ignore obvious evidence, like that time your glorious leader said they were severely burned then posted a video of their pasty awkward completely unmarked ass dancing? It truly astounds me the lengths you guys will go to deny the utterly obvious. You were lied to. You are still being lied to.
But by all means explain where the burns went.
Your anger only makes me look more justified and you guys more foaming at the mouth crazy.
Let us hear your voice, dear.
Do you actually do that cute stutter?
I d-disagree w-with your fundamental assertion; t-there is no difference but what y-you perceive.
Change your perception; you won't be sorry.
S-sorry, I only d-do such things f-for my cooking threads.
*smiles* T-thank you for your patronage.
You're the same fucking guy who has been parroting that weak line for the last month and we both know it. Do you retards really think that by a bunch of you jumping in anonymously and yelling 'those are just assertions!' ' its already been disproven!' 'there's no evidence!' People are just going to take you at your word?
There's a handful of you idiots that literally sit here watching the threads and jump in saying the same retarded shit within a minute of me posting and all its ever done is draw more attention to it. Fucking stupid as hell. If you had anything you would say it instead of this dumb shit. You are wrong and your leader is a liar, get over it.
I was thinking avatarfaggotry as a whole
Just to make sure someone doesn't assume you are a random anon
I understand these threads are not for RP, and I will follow that rule accordingly
I d-don't like IRC.
What do you think of my "Waifu"?
I know she isn't 2D but It's 4:16 AM and I have nothing better to do.
I'll do you one better. Here is some old pictures of alice claiming to be burned and posing in bloody bandages. Now there was a recent webm alice had posted of her dancing with her arms and hands showing. For some strange reason it was taken down recently, but I'm sure they aren't trying to cover their asses. Why not just ask alice or one of their friends to post it again.
What do you say alice and friends?
*shrugs* I w-wish you the best of luck.
Waifus of any k-kind are generally a bad idea.
I've b-been sick lately, s-so I've been up at odd t-times. I took Monday off s-so I could recover a b-bit more.
She's just a semi-famous female I'm attracted to. I mean, my folder of her only has 154 pictures! Not that bad.
T-that's...a little b-bad...
Well how many pictures of this anime girl are in your folder?
I'm n-not from an anime, s-sorry.
I've b-been having UTI's nonstop f-for a while, and t-the flu on top of t-that. They h-have me on some high end antibiotics, w-which are causing me extreme stomach p-pain too...
I'll h-have to remember to get t-the flu shot next year!
Well a fucking manga or some other gook form of 2D illustration.
No need to be bashful.
100? 200? There's no shame in it.
Maybe a little shame.
N-not a manga either.
If y-you notice, m-my pictures have t-tags on them, describing their content; I p-pull them from boorus automatically, similar t-to a database.
So on one hand, I have effectively infinite amount. On the other, I have zero. You decide.
Someone needs to avatarfag marisa so we can get some three-way mentally ill e-drama going. What a time to be alive
T-the chemical in cranberry juice t-that helps UTIs is actually f-far too dilute t-to have any real effect.
However, I thank you for your sympathetic reaction <4
W-we've had f-far too many Marisas. C-can we try someone else? Hijiri maybe? Or S-shinki?
How well do you give the suck ?
N-not well! I'm m-more a lover, n-not a sucker!
Of c-course. I am always available b-by email at [email protected], and I d-do have a chat available at anekihou.se/chat
I p-prefer the gravel pizza s-story. Or Jacket Ribs.
Oh. Well, aren't you fancy with your strange methods and foreign culture?
But what do you think about the way she looks?
Sky, I mean.
D-do you want an honest opinion or a nice one?
I liked the one where you claimed to be severely burned for years and then when you got called out for posting pictures of your completely unmarked skin tried to take down all the pictures.
You're so full of shit.
I will remember that email. I have been having a really tough time lately and this honestly has been one of the nicer nights I have had in awhile. Was crying for a few hours before going on 4chan.
I want you to tell me what you really think you chink loving fuck
I'm not replying to sheldong because I want my mother to die
*gently wraps her arms around you and rests her head against your back* W-what's wrong, Anonymous?
...w-what? My pictures are still up in m-my archive; I'm even adding in m-most of my cooking thread pictures as w-we speak.
I'd ask y-you not to use derogatory l-language when I am in f-fact asian. It's k-kinda rude.
W-why, Anonymous? W-what's wrong?
So what do you think, my honorary Aryan brother?
My life is kinda going down the drain. I was anon before who asked about love advice. That was upsetting me tonight but everything else is what is bothering me really lately the most. Recently my mom was in the hospital for having giant blood clots in her lungs and having heart issues. She is the closest family that I have (my dad always was an abusive alcoholic) My friends haven't really been there for me lately besides the friend I have feelings for. So I feel very lonely and trying to balance life and help with my mom. I am a female anon btw. I feel pretty stupid admitting I am depressed and need someone right now to a random person on 4chan but *shrugs* worst part is she went to hospital by ambulance the day of my finals exam. Naturally I failed that exam. I felt like a failure for that too.
Fucking seriously? I am looking right at the link from the blog to your shitty dancing webm, the link is broken, files gone. You are the only one with control over that site, you moved it. Now I know how you operate blah blah blah it was some completely unrelated thing you moved it for and you're going to harp on how I can't prove it for as long as you can. But lets be real here you don't give a shit about that, you just don't want to answer for why you lied for years about being a burn victim.
Lets repeat, you lied for years about being a burn victim.
*blinks* W-why not just take out loans? If t-the alternative was death, t-then how is debt w-worse?
I t-think she looks like a racoon had sex w-with a poodle.
...as I s-said, I am moving m-my cosplay threads and cooking threads into t-the archive proper. T-that was a temporary folder.
L-let's be real: my archive is gigabytes l-large, and I've been rearranging a l-lot of it to consolidate things. I didn't r-realize people w-were so, uhm, passionate(?) about it.
*wraps her arms around you tightly* W-why do you feel stupid admitting y-you are depressed? T-that's the first step; n-now you need to seek help!
H-have you asked them?
H-hello! Don't recognize you!
And it depends on the venom.
*blinks* H-huh? Can y-you purify water? D-do you build roads every time y-you go to somewhere? D-do you live off the land?
Or do you get water from a tap, use the roads, and go to a grocery store?
S-someone already handles most of w-what even 200 years ago would c-consist of most peoples "lives" f-for you, so y-you can do things you want to do.
Go to your PCP or GP; tell them your symptoms, ask for a referral. Stop thinking like depression is some personal sin; it's more like a broken bone. Go get a cast for it.
Sounds like anhedonia; have you gone t-to a doctor?
Oh, m-my pleasure. F-feel free to come b-back anytime doll; y-your account is s-still active.
that's not that bad of an insult I guess
still made me sad though :c
I j-just don't like the raccoon eyes is all. I knew a g-girl who looked like a raccoon m-made sweet sweet l-love to a pear; it didn't end well.
Umm.. I just dropped in to say hi.. i'm Reimu's friend if you're confused.
W-what antidepressants? I h-happen to b-be a neuropsychopharmacologist; m-maybe we can derive s-something from that.
Ah h-hello Marisa3.
W-well, she was a f-fat bottom girl...
S-silly, you'll m-make me blush <4
I'm j-just a bad person w-who does good things, n-no need to flatter me.
And the honor is all mine, dear <4
What are your thoughts on NMDA antagonists or CB agonists as alternatives to SSRIs?
Ah yes.. I keep forgetting my number~
Well.. k-keep up the good work!
Neuropsychopharmacologist! Well that's one more thing you sure as hell aren't, to add to the list along with psychologist, burn victim and little asian girl. Final evening reminder that this person is full of shit. Take medical advice from something a little more reliable, like a fortune cookie.
P-personal experience shows CB agonists t-to have t-too many side effects and b-be too temporary of a fix; t-the research evidence bears that out, t-though CBD seems to b-be quite effective for anxiety.
Depression is too global, and too chronic, for CB agonists to be of much help except as a temporary fix.
NMDA is a b-better target, b-but I think we are going t-towards triple reuptake inhibitors c-currently for various reasons.
*smiles* D-don't worry about t-time lost; w-worry about making up for it!
And y-you as well, dear <4 I expect b-big things from such a precocious girl <4
W-well, different medications use d-different mechanisms of action; I often s-see people who h-have not responded w-well to SSRI's responding w-well to SNRI's, b-because serotonin wasn't t-the issue.
By looking at what medication you took, as well as what medication you DIDN'T take, along with the side effects, we can build a profile that your doctor can use to recommend things.
Hopefully, I can help you be your own advocate <4
Oh, as I s-said, I d-don't store them anymore; I p-pluck them from the boorus based on tags.
What are y-you high on?
I am going to remember your words and get help. Thank you so much. <3 I hope I stumble across you again. You are such a genuine good human to care and listen. I wish I could help you in return.
STOP LINKING YOUR FUCKING STALKER BLOG YOU CREEP
GET THE FUCK OUT
H-help me by getting help, dearest Anonymous.
You deserve better, a fair shake of the sauce bottle. Make sure you get it <4
Aww thank you~ <4
I've been kinda nervous about saying hello..
Oh, I've experienced s-similar issues with opiates (though obviously not related to ejaculation, given I lack the appropriate...equipment).
Ask about Cabergoline; it c-can be very helpful f-for such issues. T-this is an off label usage, b-but your doctor s-should be able to prescribe it w-with little fuss. As w-well, Trazadone c-can be effective.
D-do you experience much erectile dysfunctia?
A-ah? Why is t-that?
I wanted to continue my livestream but I've been tired all day.
I take it your a girl. So is it harder for chicks to cum while on opiates too? Some if my female friends have said similar things and we all kinda brainstorm how to get past it lol.
But i can't switch meds, I take an insane amount and it works but I just wish I could cum.
And sometimes. But she gets me really turned on and knows if I'm high she's not gonna get fucked so she really is a champ and does whatever it takes to get me horn and fuck her. So yes and no I don't have ed but can't cum.
What was your experience?
Also do you studder irl?
W-Well.. if you really want to know..
I don't think i deserve time out of your busy day.. t-that's all!
Alice, in your personal opinion, is "identifying" as something you arent, say a female black when you're a male white, a real thing? I've never encountered anything remotely similar irl.
I j-just told you of two medications you can ADD t-to your current regime in order t-to make ejaculation easier!
M-my experience has generally been numbness.
Oh t-that's silly <4 Everyone deserves a hug and pat on the head, especially a friend from the Magic Forest <4
Uhm. T-transgenderism is a real thing, obviously. Past t-that, I don't have sufficient scientific evidence t-to make any calls. Sorry!
Ah gotcha. Yeah trazadone works well but I feel like a zombie in the morning. I'll look into the other one you mentioned.
And numbness huh? Yeah its similar for guys. I imagine it would be difficult to stimulate while your sensors are numbed up. So that makes sense for peens and veens.
And you didn't answer my other question b-baka
I think i might be withdrawling from benzos and I feel like im going crazy. Can you give me some words of comfort?
I know <4 I h-have vocal chord issues irl, s-so I don't t-talk much at all; doesn't h-help that people s-say I sound like a ghoul. However, w-with botox injections, s-speech therapy, and s-some olive oil, I c-can make a pretty convincing 70 year old s-smoking addict.
Who yes, sometimes stutters.
If y-you feel like a zombie from Trazadone, some 5-HTP (available OTC) may help.
*presses her forehead to yours and looks into your eyes* You'll get through this. Don't worry.
Alright. I want to preface this by saying I am accepting of most if not all sexualities. I have good friends who are gay/lesbian and I don't really care what another person likes. I am curious, however, what causes abbarations like homosexuality and transsexuality. They certainly have no evolutional benefit. Is it a nature thing or nurture thing? Sorry if that rambled.
T-Then maybe i will muster up som courage to say hi to you on steam.. s-since you addded me and all!
I'm really happy i managed to say hi to you~
Not op but be careful anon. That shit can literally kill you. I had seizures when I went through benzo withdrawal , I actually had one while driving so be safe. But for comfort just take one day one minute at a time to get over it. They are dangerous and your better off without them. Be safe.
T-they are not "abbarations"; t-they are natural variations, and they are evolutionarily conserved, so you are not just wrong, you are wrong on every level.
You may need a lesson in Biology; you clearly don't understand the concepts. Look into kinship selection.
Jesus fucking christ every time I see these threads I wish you would all end yourself and serve the world better as mulch than whatever sorry excuses you are supposed to be now.
Seriously, just end yourself, in a very painful way.
T-that's absolutely true; if y-you are abusing benzos and coming off of t-them without a doctor, y-you may wish to seek medical attention!
It's s-scratchy, yeah.
Oh h-hey Yuuka, h-how are you?
Angry and disgusted, why are you still doing shit. Just stop already. these people cannot help themselves and you cannot help them either, just let them die.
You are all useless and should kill yourselves what do you contribute to society aside from more work for your parents and the garbageman having to carry your trash.
T-thank you, and from one pain patient t-to another, stay safe. <4
If t-they cannot do it themselves, I w-will show t-them how. If I c-cannot show them how, I w-will get them to t-those who can.
I reject your notion of how the world works, Flower Youkai; everyone deserves a fair shake of the sauce bottle.
I w-went to college, I t-took classes, I do independent r-research. It isn't d-difficult; you j-just need to put in t-the time.
W-were you taking them under doctors orders?
The only thing they deserve is a bullet to the back of their head. They will never amount to anything and their time and their entire lives are spent being nothing but a burden to society and humanity as a whole. I wish I could torture them all to death to serve as an example to what happens to non-contributing member. Aside from giving me great satisfaction it would serve as a warning to those basement dwelling pieces of human garbage.
Y-you are wrong; I've s-seen quite a few of m-my children, as w-well as those I've helped, b-become proud members of society w-who are now contributing back.
If you wish to spit venom, please take it elsewhere; your view is provably wrong. I myself am a testimate to that.