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What's your wrestler name? Rules: First Name - Your weakest

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What's your wrestler name?

Rules:
First Name - Your weakest quality
Second Name - Dream Job

Powermove
1 - Favorite Drink
2 - An animal you hate
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Name
Pervert Zookeeper

Move
Monster Dolphin
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Nigger Astronaut
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>>685712624
Whats yo powermove brah?
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>>685712350
socially awkward porn star

Piss Zebra
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Creepy Fapper

Milk Mosquito
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>>685712350
Confidence Engineer with the Arnold Palmer Panda
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>>685712350
Insecure pornstar

Cherry Coke Seal
>kek
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>>685712350
Insecure pornstar

Cherry Coke Seal
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procrastinating ceo

water chicken

I like to eat chickens, but I hate them
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>>685712911
I imagine you jacking it in the corner of the ring right before the match starts.
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>>685713117
Fuck I did it twice >:^(
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>>685712350
Vulgar IT.

And Mountain Dew Giraffes.
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Talking to girls
Pony keeper

Sunny Delight (soda makes me miss bedtime wew)
Humans (we're all animals despite what your so called "God" may say)
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Name: Left Blind Eye Movie Director

Power Move: Sex on the Beach Centipede!
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Spoiler Pilot

Irn-Bru Wasp
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>>685713231
I...I want to see that powermove.
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Cunt-Lover Executioner

Blood Monkey
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>>685713231
Iol
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Motivation mercenary

805 rattlesnake
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r9k browsing manbaby dildo tester

Peepee mosquito
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>>685712350
Fat Computer Builder

Arnold Palmer Ferret
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Second Choice :

Sneaky Snake Hunter
Jizz Boa
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>>685712350
Shy Titfondler
Caipirodka Cockroach
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>>685713023
mah nigga
>>
Shyness Cop
Blowjob Bats
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Fat Tycoon, and The Gin Grizzly.
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Fat Gunsmith
bourbon deer
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>>685712350
Short Jedi
Piss spider
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>>685713813
" Short Jedi from the top rope with the piss spider ! "
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Kinky Biologist

Bob Marley's Mellow Mood Chimpanzee
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>>685712350
Oblivious Engineer

Tentacle Grape Snake
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Name Obese Red Power Ranger
My move Black Russian Cat
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Depressed Comedian

Water spider
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>>685712560
You are such a fuck
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Oh my fuckin sides as I picture these gems! >>>underated-post
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autism adventurer

chocolate milk anta
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Suicidal Nazi

Shaq soda Goose
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>>685714499
ants*
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Greedy Masturbator.

Whiskey Monkey.
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>>685712350
Name
Molester Molester

Move
Monster Adult
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Spic streamer
Baja Blast Giraffe
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Fat Man Boobs Singer

Tokyo Ice Tea Cockroach
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>>685712350
Superficial astronaut

Teacat
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>>685712350
Awkward Writer

Coffee Hamster
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>>685714670
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Name
Social Masturbator

Move
Rum and coke spider
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>>685712350
Delusional Explorer coming in with the Chocolate Milk Angler!
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Overweight engineer

Coke shark
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I'm Temper Vidya Professional, and I will crush the opposition with the Rodeo and the Dog!
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NAME
Anti-Social Lawyer

POWER MOVE
Don Patron Worm
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Ponyfag Gigalow

Prune Juice Parrot
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The Lying Entertainer
(Thinking about it that's most wrestlers tho)

The Water Spider
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Psychotic Music Teacher

Milk Chicken
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Shy Economist

Materba Frogs
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>>685712350
Inept Physicist

Root Beer Spider
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>>685712350
Hothead Doll-Designer
powermove: zombie pitbull
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>>685712350
Name: Slow Pilot
Move: Coke Monkey
>>
>>685712350

Unmotivated Nothing

The White Russian Pug
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Pedo Joe

Power Move: Pussy Dog
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Lolicon drone pilot
>water nigger
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Loyal Astronaut coming in with his signature Pepsi Toy Dogs
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Fat Youtuber

Powermove
Bacardi Nigger
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Alcoholic Firefighter

move
Beer Niggers
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Drunken UFC Champion

Captain Morgan Bees
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Myopic Laminated Tile Floor Inspector
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Commitment pirate
Whiskey wolverine
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Cocky Pornstar

Pussy Cat
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Name Angry Casino Owner
Move Pirates Blood Frog
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>>685715522
>coke monkey
Kek
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Envious Vocalist

Jack Lemur
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>>685712350
Name: The Lazy Wall Street Millionaire

Powermove: Cognac Spider
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>>685712350
Cowardly Archaeologist

Power move: Black coffee jellyfish
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>>685712350
Talking Astronaut

Oasis Cat
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Self-image Musician

Milk dog
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>>685712350
perverted NEET

monster tyrannosaurus rex (fuck your rules faggot)
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Anxiety Wrestler.

Powermove.
Mountain Dew Mosquito.
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Apathy Coder
Tea Jellyfish

fuck, that sounds like an album
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>>685713300
As lady Stoneheart, not a secret bruh
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>>685712350
Name :
Lazy World Dominator

Powermove :
Chocolate Milk Jew
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Nothing Wrestler

"Powermove" - Mt Dew Cat
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>>685715544
The Dude abides
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>>685715715
Jarrod?
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Name: Brit Tester
Powermove: Pussy Spider
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Blabbermouth Masseuse

Tear Leech
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Obese Personal Trainer
Rum Dog
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Dark assassin blood wolf
R8 my edgelord OC from
"Emo Katana Fedora faggot"
To
"I FIGHT TWO KINDS OF DEMONS: THE ONES IN HELL AND THE ONE INSIDE OF ME!"
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>>685712350
Name: Initiative Cop
Move: Coke Spider
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>>685712350
Emotional NEET
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Anxiety account executive

White russian canadian goose
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>>685716261
Conceited Wrestler*
Fixed it for you, who you think you foolin nigga?
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>>685716318
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Name: Unmotivated Bond Villain
Move: Old Fashioned Black-Tailed Deer
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Manlet Model

Cranberry Juice Cockroach
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Procrastinating Pornstar

Root Beer Mosquito
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>>685716614
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Name: Ugly Engineer
Power move: Capri sun Beaver
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>>685716487
I can be your demon or you angle!
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>>685716769
GET AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL! I CAN'T CONTROL THE DARKNESS;
IT CONTROLS ME!
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Annoying author
Coffee magpie
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(The) Virgin nigger slayer
Semen shark
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>>685712350
Tempormental boat driver
Pabst blue ribon sea lion
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Gay 4 Chan Mod
Jose Cuervo Scorpion
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Narcissistic Pilot

With a Scotch Rat Power move
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>>685712350
Big nose McDonald's cashier
Monster cock
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Name: Lazy Computer
Special Move: Izze Orangutan
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>>685712350
Hairline architect

Whiskey hornet
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Autistic Athlete
Margarita Rat
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>>685712350
Bitch Artist

Pineapple Cow
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skinny wanderer

smoothie monkey
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If I were a hardcore Makes-even-my-possibly-nonexistent-God-cringe Christian:
Mortal Paladin
Ichor Serpent
Actually, that sounds fucking cool compared to the rest of these
Could even be used as two band names
>>
Pothead kitchen manager

Coffee seagull
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The fat gardener, with his signature move, the Rum cat.
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>>685716614

How about you just shut the hell up. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. I'm the best in the ring, I'm the best on the microphone, and I'm the best on 4chan. I've been wrestling since the first grade. I grew up watching DX break it down. I'm not talking about the regurgitated crap that was "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" and Shawn Michaels, no. I'm talking about Rick Rude calmly walking down to the ring with a briefcase and Chyna standing beside him. I'm talking about strip poker in the ring and parodying Bill Clinton, not drawing damn chickens on the screen as some tongue-in-cheek way of calling Vince gay. You don't even know what attitude is you piece of garbage. And you know what, I don't even care. You're just a product of this broken system that's now fallen into the hands of some doofus who cheated on his girlfriend with the million dollar princess. Yea, that's right - not even the billion dollar princess, because her father is too stupid to run a "sports entertainment" promotion unless he's in a pissing contest with another rich asshole. Kevin Bucky Beaver Dunn has kept a job for decades despite driving the company into the damn ground, yet creative can't even think up anything for a talented wrestler and entertainment like Damien Sandow. Not to mention they've taken some of the best wrestlers of the past and tried to erase them from history. Go on the Network and look that crap up. Try searching for a name like Chris Beno....
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>>685717572
is this new pasta?
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>>685717296
youre favorite drink is pineapple...fucking idiot artist go back to school or stop shooting up
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>>685717782
How about you just shut the hell up. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. I'm the best in the ring, I'm the best on the microphone, and I'm the best on 4chan. I've been wrestling since the first grade. I grew up watching DX break it down. I'm not talking about the regurgitated crap that was "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" and Shawn Michaels, no. I'm talking about Rick Rude calmly walking down to the ring with a briefcase and Chyna standing beside him. I'm talking about strip poker in the ring and parodying Bill Clinton, not drawing damn chickens on the screen as some tongue-in-cheek way of calling Vince gay. You don't even know what attitude is you piece of garbage. And you know what, I don't even care. You're just a product of this broken system that's now fallen into the hands of some doofus who cheated on his girlfriend with the million dollar princess. Yea, that's right - not even the billion dollar princess, because her father is too stupid to run a "sports entertainment" promotion unless he's in a pissing contest with another rich asshole. Kevin Bucky Beaver Dunn has kept a job for decades despite driving the company into the damn ground, yet creative can't even think up anything for a talented wrestler and entertainment like Damien Sandow. Not to mention they've taken some of the best wrestlers of the past and tried to erase them from history. Go on the Network and look that crap up. Try searching for a name like Chris Beno....
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>>685717911
>look that crap up
>crap up
>crap
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>>685717911
>How about you just shut the hell up. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. I'm the best in the ring, I'm the best on the microphone, and I'm the best on 4chan. I've been wrestling since the first grade. I grew up watching DX break it down. I'm not talking about the regurgitated crap that was "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" and Shawn Michaels, no. I'm talking about Rick Rude calmly walking down to the ring with a briefcase and Chyna standing beside him. I'm talking about strip poker in the ring and parodying Bill Clinton, not drawing damn chickens on the screen as some tongue-in-cheek way of calling Vince gay. You don't even know what attitude is you piece of garbage. And you know what, I don't even care. You're just a product of this broken system that's now fallen into the hands of some doofus who cheated on his girlfriend with the million dollar princess. Yea, that's right - not even the billion dollar princess, because her father is too stupid to run a "sports entertainment" promotion unless he's in a pissing contest with another rich asshole. Kevin Bucky Beaver Dunn has kept a job for decades despite driving the company into the damn ground, yet creative can't even think up anything for a talented wrestler and entertainment like Damien Sandow. Not to mention they've taken some of the best wrestlers of the past and tried to erase them from history. Go on the Network and look that crap up. Try searching for a name like Chris Beno....
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Alarmist Yihadist

Milk Scorpion
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>>685712350
Unmovated

Eh fuck it, can't be arsed to finish this.
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Blind Surgeon

Water Spider
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>>685712350
Mechanic therapist
Powermove:
coke wasp
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>>685712350
>name
Hateful Rich Guy
>special move
Whiskey Nigger
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>>685718103
>>685718248
>>685718393
are insects >animals?
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Nudist Banana

Rain Monkey
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>>685712350
Socially Awkward IT Technician
Coffee Mosquito
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>half the fags in this thread saying animal they hate is nigger

you people are so predictable and uninspired

this place is retarded
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small dick mortician

coke mosquito
>>
Professor Procrastination

Screwdriver Dog
>>
>>685712350

This is it, ladies, gentlemen, and those of you unsure whether you're a lady or not! The main event: Hopeless Traveller, with his unbeatable special attack, the WHISKEY PUSSY!

(Apparently I even have a theme song...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q49igeHrnfo

A little too folksy for my tastes, but the first verse rings true enough.
>>
>>685718805
did you even look through this thread?
Maybe 5 people said nigger.
Check yoself.
>>
>>685713537

Dude, I wouldn't wanna fight you....
>>
Pencil Dick Peter

Water Ocelot
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>>685713905

Oh, that's gotta hurt, announcer number one!
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>>685717992

can't say "shit" on tv these days. i don't even think Punk got away with that
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>>685718584
It's spelled nigger, not monkey.
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>>685712350
Wake Up Farmer and his Milk Cow
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Name: Stuttering Wrestler
Move: Dewshine Seagull
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>>685712350
Patience Detective here. Ready to Coke Spider your ass!
>>
>>685712350
Fat Farmer
The Milkshake Dog
>>
Asshole Drug Lord
Lean cat
>>
>>685712350
Name:
Mortal Heir

Move:
Pineapple Coconut Juice Nigger
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Name: Penis Doctor
Move: Monster Nigger
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>>685719747
>>685719843
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>>685719932
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Tiny Dick Veterinarian

Water Rat
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>>685713231
Left Blind eye Singer
Apple juice horse

High five mang
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>>685719609
OP fucking delivered on this too
>>
Name Young Comedain

Move
Dr.Pepper Gorilla
>>
>>685712350
Shitposting FBI
or Shitposting Federal bureau of Investagation

Snapple(Insert animal here)
>>
Dr. Ugly

Whiskey Wasp
>>
>>685719480
i bet you thought that was witty dont you faggot?
>>
>>685712350
Lazy Cum Dumpster

Brisk Manatee
>>
>>685712350
name:
Lazy Scientist

move:
Coffee Mate Man
>>
Name
Fighting Safarian

Powermove
Fruit Juice Kangaroo
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>>685720376
This one could be real.
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The Late Professor, with signature move Tea Ostrich
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