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HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR.
i'm in tears.
fuck man what a trip.
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>>685704296
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There was something satanic and truly fucked up about this episode. The old man in the tree was the young crippled guy? I am mindfucked.
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>>685704964
bruhhhhhhh i didnt even realize that bloodraven is bran. holy shittttt.
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No, the three eyed raven was likely Brynden Rivers.
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>>685705586
everyone knows that in his youth he was brynden rivers. the theory i have is that Bran is all the Brandons/brydens ever mentioned. from Bran the Builder to Brynden. He's the same person just warged into different iterations.
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No fucking wonder he always seemed dead inside.
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>>685705550
>bran the builder
bran is everything, nothing else really matters
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>>685705550
That was hodors function in life, to hold the door. We are watching two simultaneous streams of time where hodor is both living (Siezure on the floor) and dying (Holding the door being eaten) Where he lives his life up to that point but the kid is able to slip through both timestreams by talking with himself (old man saying you must become me). I have never felt more disturbed by a television show.
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my nigga i shed a single tear for the first time in a good while
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>>685704296
His watch has ended. He held the door.
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GoT just brainfucked the world. Not bad.
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Mfw get mentally fuck up and live with it thirty fucking years to hold a door because of lil disabled lord stark shit who likes controlling birds and stuff
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>>685704296
I got to say, old martin got pretty good plot going on, fuck DnD though for all the past shit.
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>>685706011
last time i teared up from media was the walking dead game season 1
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>>685706298
Branfucked.
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>>685706391
>likes controlling birds and stuff
fucking dead
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I have no idea what's going on
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>>685706596
get the fuck out
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>>685705550
Who the hell is pulling the strings? Both timelines are real and happening at the same time so the young guy has been to this tree before and become the old man and seen himself come back. So where does the loop break? Can someone who has read the book please tell? I need answers now to repair this brain fuckery.
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>>685707846
>implying the books and the show are similar.
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>>685707846
Dude no one. Not book readers, not show watchers knows what the fuck is going on. This is all batshit crazy to everyone.
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HOL DA Door
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>>685706487
Mine was the walking dead comic issue 144.
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>>685704964
WAIT WHAT?
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>>685707846
It's a time paradox, the loop doesn't brake.
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>>685709369
If hodor fulfilled his function and died (Causing his seizures in the past because of the kid slipstreaming to the past as an observer) then the old man knew this has already happened ("Then it is time for you to become me" - he gave himself the knowledge up to that point as his younger self) so they are just doomed to repeat this until something changes in the simultaneous timelines. Something has to change and close the loop or the kid will grow up to keep having to show his younger self how to bend time.
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>>685710430
Perhaps that is the point of the different iterations of Bran. Each time he is imparting on himself a bit more knowledge.
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he held it
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>>685710430
So basically we're just gonna have a big ass fucking loop of Bran trying to beat the white walkers over and over? Reminds me a lot of Mass Effect with the Reapers to be honest.
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Game Of Thrones = Male Soap Opera
>no substance
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>>685710849
We're gonna be seeing jon kick those white asses.
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>>685710849
na it must break
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>I cant wait to see what kind of fucked up shit made these fags telling nonsense garbage
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Where the fuck are you guys getting Bran=Crow? I must have missed this completely
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George martin regarding your feels
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>>685711088
Idk man. GRRM said the ending would be bitter sweet. So I suspect that means it's gonna be something really unfulfilling.
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Can someone give me a plot synopsis? Just of tonight's episode. I'm a poor fag and cant watch it but my friend loves the show. I want to talk with him about it.
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>>685711022
And Star wars is a literal space opera Nd indiana jones is a 50s pulp rip off. Thanks captain obvious.
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>>685711688
just torrent it wtf
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Its actually pretty lame and unoriginal...
Time streams? Really? As if the zombies weren't lame and derivative enough?
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So my understanding of the scene was that Hodor went crazy as a kid because Bran accidentally worged him while he was worging adult Hodor.
My friend says that young Hodor was able to see old Hodor die, but it didn't really seem like that, just seemed like wires were crossed on worging
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>>685711688
if you don't want to torrent it, just stream it
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>>685711688
Just google for episodes faggot
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>>685711688
Hold the door
Jorah cure
Theon runs away
Direwolves -= 1
Children of the forest = 0
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First lesson at warg camp should be: "don't let the big ice monster touch you or we all die! Dog included!"
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I was really hoping alternate timelines wasn't in this.
Tool of a lazy writer..
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>>685711022
Damn straight, the only television with any substance are slice of life animes with moe girls
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>>685711688
Alright here goes...
So littlefingr goes to the north to appologize to sansa and give her help from the vale. She denies it and basically tells him to fuck off and die.
Arya is progressing with her training slowly. Now she must kill an innocent woman for the many faced god but it seems she has a problem killing innocents.
Jon is planning on how to retake the north, starting with the smaller houses. He needs help so I think he's riding to Riverrun to meet with his uncle the Blackfish who has recently retaken Riverrun. This will boost his ranks greatly.
Tyrion and Varys seek help from another red woman who knows all about varys's life. Varys is a super skeptic until she reveals some shit to him about the day he got his balls chopped off. He is pretty fucking stunned.
Yara tries to become Queen of the Iron Islands during the kingsmoot. and she almost does until Euron, her uncle intervenes and wins the peoples support. He confesses that he killed his brother to get the position (yara's father"). Also theon is supporting Yara's claim. One he wins, knowing that Euron will come and kill them, Yara, Theon and some loyal men steal all Euron's best ships to run away. Euron tells his boys to build him 1000 ships.
BRAN. Bran, being a nughty teen, wargs into one of bloodravens greendreams. In it, he sees the nights king and the army of the dead. The nights king sees him and actually grabs his arm. When bran comes to, Bloodraven tells him he was touched. Bran looks at his arm and lo and behold theres a cold burn. Bloodraven tells him that now the Night's King can enter the cave and that they must run. But first the nights king takes bran into one last dream. In it they are back at winterfell when bran's father, ned, as a young boy, was being sent to the Eryie. In real life, the nights king and his army has come to the cave. Meera, brans protector tries to wake him up. Bran can hear her from inside the dream yelling "warg into HODOR". 1/2
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>>685711981
I do usually, but I thought it was too soon for that.
>>685712123
Where? And for free?
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>>685712783
I should mention that young hodor is in the dream as well. He is a normal boy then. Bran must warg into hodor in real life to save him, and he does, but this affects young hodor. Old hodor saves bran by holding a door closed and allowing him and meera to escape. They keep yelling at him "HOLD THE DOOR". Young Hodor has a seizure where all he can repeat is "hold the door" which progressively becomes less coherent, into "Hodor". THat is where his name comes from. END.
any questions? this might be hella confusing if u dont know what im talking about.
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>>685712835
>too soon
>and for free
Are you new to the internet?
You could've watched Episode 5 for free yesterday if you wanted.
Give me a time stamp of your face and if you're not a faggot tween maybe I'll link you to the episode
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>>685711910
Yea ok, and if it was something completely ridiculous done solely for the sake of being original, you wouldn't be complaining about how crazy it is? What do you want? Flame breathing, flying unicorns ridden by gnomes?
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>>685713122
don't spoon feed him dude
he'll learn just like we all did
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>>685713276
Fuck me, buddy.
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>>685713076
Thanks, /b/ro. What happens to old Hodor (Oldor?) Does he die?
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>>685713675
yea the wights kill him.
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>>685704296
>tfw when you discover that hodor's name is actually him just saying "hold the door" and he's been asking people the whole series to hold the door for him because he's carrying a kid, but no one ever did. #demfeels ToT
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>>685712358
What alternate timelines?
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>>685713851
Its not clear that he dies.
Even if he dies, the zombies could easily catch up to those idiots dragging a sled through snow.
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>>685714072
yeah the preview from next episode shows them still being chased.
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Fuck the nigger bran. Crippled fuck
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>>685707846
He does not become the three eyed crow. thats bloodraven and he has been around for 100 years and lived in another time. not the same thing as hodor
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>>685714775
Proof would be the old man walking around. Do we see bloodraven walking at any point or is he always sitting by the tree?
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Fuck you HBO
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>>685714775
Are you dumb or what. no hodor is not the fucking three eyed raven Bran is you fully fledged artard.
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Bran ruining everyone's fucking life
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DUDE HOLY SHIT. WHO JUST REALIZED. BRAN IS GOING TO GO PAST THE WALL. HE HAS THE MARK ON HIS ARM NOW. THE WALL WAS CREATED WITH MAGIC TO KEEP THE WHITE WALKERS OUT. BRAN GOING SOUTH WILL INADVERTENTLY CAUSE THE WALL TO COLLAPSE AND ALLOW PASSAGE TO THE WALKERS.
JON, WHEN LEAVING CASTLE BLACK, TOLD EDD "DON'T LET IT FALL" (jokingly). LO AND BEHOLD. HE WILL. WANA KNOW WHATS CRAZIER. JON WAS 998TH LORD COMMANDER. THAT MAKES EDD 999TH. THE FINAL LORD COMMANDER IS THE 999TH LORD COMMANDER. HOW FUCKING OMINOUS.
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>>685704296
Fucking game of thrones pussies. "Ohhhhh, a character I liked died. Wahhhhh!!!"
Fucking pussies
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>>685715773
I never said hodor was the three eyed raven you cunt
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>>685716103
Some ones been browsing reddit
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>>685715324
Theres a whole side spin off series with bloodraven as a character
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>>685716323
awk....
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>>685711022
I can't stand it
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>>685716363
Spin off series? I dont give a shit what happens to laverne and shirley outside of happy days you daft cunt.
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>>685711022
They haven't figured it out yet.
>it's general hospital
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>>685716999
Listen dipshit, the KOT7K series is cannon and is in the past before ASOIAF and it shows the life of a character in the series who is very important right now. I'm answering the guy's question
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>>685717648
But have we seen him walk in the television series?
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>>685704296
THE MAN. THE LEGEND.
I have 0 shame in admitting I cried.
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>>685704296
M O O N spells Moon!
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>>685704296
>YFW you now realize that Bran from even further in the future is the lord of light using his power to influence the past (what we are seeing as the present).
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>>685712358
No proof of alternate time lines. The only thing we have seen is that the warg / raven can influence the past that has a direct influence of the present. No alternate timelines.
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Tell me now. This shit better not be spoiling the books because god dammit if it is....
I honestly don't think D and D could come up with this shit on their own
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>>685718463
This episode really melted my brain I may have to rewatch the entire series this week. (I am going to go back into the past and shape my vision of the future where episode 6 is released)
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Good old Hodor.
It was taken from JRR's future book.
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>>685719143
It's 100% spoiling the books. There is 0 doubt.
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>>685718463
bruh honestly i could fucking believe it. this shit was unreal.
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>>685719441
FUCK FUCK FUCK....
The first five episodes had me thinking they were making a lot of left turns where the books took right turns.... But now they somehow shifted almost the entire series onto the right track (minus the sansa and dorne bullshit).. FUCK this shit. GRR better not have fucked this whole thing up by waiting too long to finish the book.
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>>685706162
>bran the builder
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On a positive note, we saw the best tits in the show tonight. That actress had straight up 5/7 tits.
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Who was the theater troupe actress who played Sansa?
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>>685710430
Perhaps what breaks the timeline is hodor not holding the door, bran dies, hodor lives, kahlesse burns all the white walkers.
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John Snow is the son of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targarian. He has dragon blood, he wargs into the black red dragon and controls it. Then he uses that dragon to command the other 2 and suddenly he's the father of dragons, Daenerys is like whoa let's fuck and then he's like no. I gotta kill Ramsey so I'm gonna lift the spell from the wall and let the white walkers through to kill him since my army isn't big enough then when they are done I kill them all with my dragons. Bran is every bran ever mentioned in the book, he's so powerful he can warg into multiple people while also being in multiple time lines. This is why the nights king wants to kill him and has been focused on that before he does anything else because if he kills bran then no one can stop him except for John Snow if he learns he is a Warg and can warg with dragons.
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>>685719724
he wanted to finish WoW before the season came out but couldnt.
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>>685713076
He didn't step out of the dream to warn into hodor. So he must have warged into young hodor. And that fucked some shit up
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>>685720001
He's probably going to die before he can finish the series at this rate.
This book aint coming out until late this year. He hasn't even finished writing it yet. It will take another 4-5 months to finish editing and publishing..
FUCK
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>>685712340
Kek
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>>685712783
You forgot about the cock in your face for like 2 seconds
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>>685719941
You are wrong. Bran will be the one to bring the wall down. He has the mark on his arm. Once he goes south and crosses the wall, he allows the Night's King and his army to enter the realm. They will bring the wall down. You saw how they cracked the ground? That's foreshadowing how they are going to crack the wall.
Jon told Edd "don't let it (the wall) fall". jokingly.
Jon was 998th lord commander. Edd is then the 999th. That is foreshadowing if i've ever seen it.
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>>685709153
Did we fucking ask?
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>>685719864
Eva Butterly I think.
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>>685720427
When John was dead he did see something and he isn't sharing what he saw, he's just saying he saw nothing. I believe that he saw Bran and the white Walker army which is why he isn't concerned with it because he believes that it is Bran who will defeat them with is insane warg abilities.
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>>685718620
And in the case of Hodor, maybe because bran was in the past and controlling hodor in the present, what was happening in the present had an effect on the past
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>>685720840
But John is also a warg.
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>>685721936
Yep. I believe it was making that present link while also the past link, caused a traumatic overload on past Hodor that essentially retarded him. He felt himself die in the future for Bran.
Of course it only really works because time loop, so time loop.
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so with the whole bran being all of the brans thing, builder etc. does this mean thatthe old man in the tree is one of the past brans, but also current bran seeing as they are potentially the same person reborn in the infinite loop? if this is the case, then if all of the starks die then the loop will end as it will mean no more brans. i havent slept in a while so im not even sure if that made sense. doubting it
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Bran's story sucks
I don't even know wtf is going on in this show anymore. Everything with Bran is completely nebulous to me because the seasons come out so far apart.
All I know is he got pushed out of a window, paralyzed, dragged around in the woods by some retard for a few seasons, met a guy who talks to a three eyed crow for no apparent reason, then somehow a new actor replaced him (I think, or he grew like ten years), and now he's under some tree with raven boys gf? Sister? Fuckbuddy? And tree man is giving him visions for who the fuck knows why. Oh and he's paralyzed so he does jack shit all episode long.
Cut him out and the story would be ten times better.
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>>685720753
Eline Powell
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>>685722728
but as bran wasn't connected in any way to past hodor, as he was going about his day as usual, how did he feel the death? also is bran omniscient? also how was bran managing to consciously know what was happening in the past, without seeming to realise what was happening in the present other than voices, yet also consciously know what was happening as hodor. fucking hell this is baffling. i'm getting worried that they're going to leave some serious questions unanswered
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>>685719941
he should just kill all the starks, that way, no more brans
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>>685722930
I agree. There's too much fucking magic going on. I liked the first 3 or so seasons where shit was sort of realistic. Hate all this magic and mystical bullshit. I feel like this show is another fucking anime.
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>>685722930
this is what happens when people with low iq's try to follow an intricate plot line
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>>685706162
This statement brought tears to my eyes. Fuck. RIP big guy, your watch has ended.
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>>685704296
>im in tears
Fucking faggot GOT sucks dirtyassholes and is a shitty show.
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>>685704964
the only thing that's fucked up is the BRAN CAN FUCKING TIME TRAVEL
im so done with this show
are they serious?
like, i know they have to film it while the actors still look the same
but jesus christ
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>>685719834
We sure did. Can we replace Sophie Turner with that chick?
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>>685712835
fuck go to couch tunner all ready and shut the fuck up
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>>685723659
What? The slow build up of fantasy elements is one of the series's strongest point. If you look at each season-
>I feel like this show is another fucking anime.
Oh, poor thing. You're retarded :(
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>>685720427
dumb question, how is edd the 999th and jon the 998th, if edd is jon snow's father
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>>685723867
its what happens when writers that aren't GRRM try to write game of thrones
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>>685724729
Different people
Edd was the guy jon snow made lord commander in episode three
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>>685706391
calling rule 35
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>>685716103
Doesn't that mean the night king could just go around touching people's arms and waiting until someone crossed the wall?! That's very flimsy ice wall magic!
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>>685711975
I think you're right
Bran accidently mindfucked Willis instead of Hodor and ended up turning him INTO Hodor
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>>685723659
Dragons and shadow demon babies are realistic?
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>>685723867
Its not intricate at all and im not trying to follow.
Its turned into a gory harry potter rip off. Anytime anything is needed we can just rely on our friend magic. Historical accuracy has been replaced with a bunch of faggots doing voodoo. I guess if you jack it to Bleach or Buffy the Vampire Slayer you might like this but im not a queer like you clearly are.
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>>685724691
>The slow build up of fantasy elements is one of the series's strongest point.
Why don't you go back to MLP then? There's plenty of fantasy elements in there for you to watch.
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>>685716103
Jon's gonna be out another friend when the white walkers get to the wall
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>>685725437
wow that a great impression of a gigantic faggot you've got going on there
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>>685720420
>Remembering the cock in the face
Confirmed faggot
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>>685725437
The show runners and even GRRM have stated several times that magical elements would become more and more frequent as the story begins to wind down towards the end.
>hur dur muh book purists
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>>685725389
Pretty much. Bran was still in the past when Meera was yelling at him to get Hodor to help. He heard her calling and went to warg into Hodor, but since he was in the past he did it to Willis as well. Which is what fucked his shit up
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>>685725437
'magic' has been a pretty essential part of the show throughout. How can you claim historical accuracy in a fictional show where women give birth to clouds the entire plot is based around zombies coming to kill everyone. It's never tried to be historically accurate. you're jsut proving my point about your low iq
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>>685725391
I meant there was more realistic sort of events. Things happened because of politics, money, controlling houses, etc. This season is basically zombies are taking over and we got to walking dead this shit.
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>>685725171
Only if that someone was a trans-dimensional-warg-being inhabiting the Night Kings present time.
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned this scene yet
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>>685725985
LITERALLY the fucking opening scene of the entire fucking show is ice zombies murdering faggots at the foot of a 700 foot tall wall
HUR DUR MUH REALISM
fucking autists
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>>685704296
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>>685711975
Bran worged Wylis which created a link to past hodor and current hodor, where current hodor got to watch meeeran yell HOLD THE DOOR at him, and he got to experience his own death.
This is why when the scene begins to unfold he loses his shit.
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>>685725795
I feel like if he didn't fuck up Willis he would've died anyways
He could have warged present Hodor to hold the door for them to escape and he still wouldve died or he could have warged Hodor to come with them and they all would have died
mind you none of it would have happened if he hadn't done that shit with the tree in the first place
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>>685724962
I'm assuming that this episode barely deviated from GRRM's plot line.
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>>685724139
ur fucking retarded. its based on a book. the concept was created 15+ years ago. stop watching if you dont like it fuckhead.
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>>685726306
I'm pretty sure during the post episode episode thing, they mention that this is straight from the winds of winter or some shit
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>>685726050
Probably because no one gives a shit
Seriously, its obvious this was pandering because people bitched about there being so many tits. But the fact is no one cares anyway.
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>>685725708
I havent read the books..why waste my time when I know the story goes into the shitter after s3?
So many of the stories are completely stagnant. White walkers were introduced s1 ep1 as if they were going to fuck shit up. 60 eps later and theyve done fuck all but look menacing to bellicose music. Jon snow fucked around at the wall for three seasons accomplishing jack shit and then died. Fucking dany does fuck all all day walking around some desert. WHEN THE FUCK IS ANYTHING GOING TO HAPPEN?
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>>685724729
By Edd i mean Edd Tollet Brother of the Knights Watch and Jons friend. After Jon dies, he sais his watch has ended and gives castle black to Edd Tollet.
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>>685726036
This.
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>>685726036
That's not what grandpa tree said. All he said was 'you bear his mark'
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>>685726458
You are clearly an idiot. The books are so much more complex than the show, I don't think your add brain could handle it much.
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>>685726247
why wasn't wylis affacted by the warg then? or do you think it's because bran wasn't physically in the past so couldn't directly warg with wylis. If that is the case, then surely wylis shouldnt have felt hodor dying. also, how did he hear that through the link, as hodor was vacant at the time due to being warged by bran
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>>685724139
Why are so many people shouting "HURR DURR TIME TRAVEL!!!"? Bran cannot time travel. Bran can have magical visions of the past. His self-projection in the past can have a small effect on the past (i.e. yelling at Ned caused him to look over his shoulder). The Night's King own magic allowed him to perceive and affect Bran through his projection. While having a magical vision of the past, Bran warging into present-Hodor eventually caused a simultaneous warging into both past and present Hodors frying his brain. Calling these very specific circumstances "Time travel" is akin to calling mankind shooting our first probe out of orbit "Intergalactic travel."
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That was fucking stupid. Hodor should have let go and started running once they got far enough away.
And Bran can fucking influence things in the last? Then why the fuck doesn't he go back and turn Joffrey or Cersei into a retard who can only say one word and prevent them from killing his dad? Or turn the first children or whatever into retards so they can't make white walkers.
This show has gotten fucking stupid and lazy.
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>>685723659
There were literally two animated corpses in the very first episode.
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>>685726022
Dude just shut up and leave this thread. You are literally mentally challenged. kys.
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>>685725474
So, are you saying you just get irrationally upset at fantasy elements?
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>>685726670
First pee pee on the show right?
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>>685726907
>>685726914
>>685726935
same fagging so fucking hard
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Why the fuck do people watch this show? I'd understand if it was for the tits and the fucking-- But it's like people actually like the world and the characters.
The characters who are all either scumbags, whores, or heroes.
The world that's just a rip-off of every other fantasy world, just shown in more realistic, gritty fashion.
Incest takes up half of the plotline.
Like, chris-- Yet good shows get canned after one season. HBO is just a goldmine for shit it seems.
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>>685720420
To be fair, there was a pretty fantastic set of titties right after it.
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>>685726809
Who is giving him these visions? His future self talking to him presently. All of time is running congruently except for himself in the present who fucked up Hodor by being in between time streams. He is the anomaly stuck in a time loop.
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>>685718014
Whoa, sup Tom, ain't seen you in a while.
How's that apocalypse going?
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>>685719941
How did you manage to type all of that but still not know its Jon not John
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>>685726763
Wylis was affected by the waring, his eyes went wight. BUt yes, because Bran was in spectator mode his attempted warg on Wylis didn';t work properly and instead wylis got mind fucked and somehow experienced his own death
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>>685726378
it must be. probably why this episode was so much fucking better than any other episode this season. the showe writers could never have written this. and obviously they didnt just come up with a reason for hodor being hodor. i think the hodor character is one of the best written characters in any book i've ever even heard of. he is an insanely talented writer it's actually ridiculous
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>>685727166
the first few seasons were really fantastic but ive been getting more and more disenchanted with it recently
ESPECIALLY this season
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>>685726907
>>685723659
Pretty sure the first three seasons also show dragons being born, magic turn a man into a vegetable and a baby into a demon lizard that's flesh falls from its bones, a woman who worships a sun god give birth to a shadow clone of stannis baratheon, and a man who can swap out faces with dead people
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>>685704296
Cried like baby. Couldn't stop. Girlfriend thought I was having a stroke.
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>>685723659
You just can't appreciate how cool it is that the game of thrones world has gods who seemingly actually exist. It's like our history but with the crazy religious beliefs actually possibly being at least partly true .
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>>685706391
my sides are in orbit
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>>685725437
>historical accuracy
do you try to be this retarded or is it just those shittier genes you were given?
what fucking historical accuracy are you looking for??? where is this real place called westeros? please tell me? and dragons? and people not dying by fire? and fucking shadow babies and ice humanoid shits that are borderline indestructable?
i want you to know that everybody who you associate with just does it out of convenience and that you should truly, and honestly, think about ending your life tonight.
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>>685726939
nah there's been a fair few
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>>685711022
Much good titties though.
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>>685726128
forreal dude. i dont understand how people can be this legitimately retarded.
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>>685727063
clearly. dumbass. please now actually go kill yourself.
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>>685727440
Bran is the lord of light retard.
Zombies hate fire
Bran uses fire to communicate
Bran becomes other people in past to communicate
???
Profit
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>>685726939
>Forgetting about Hold the Door's monster cock
shame on you
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Any plot line that follows the books or RR whispering in these fuckwits ears turns out to be the real GoT that we all love. The shitty content (dorne, Jaime to dorne, danaeyrs etc) are all d&d getting too confident. They kill off characters so fucking badly like roose, aliser which seemed forced and purely to maintain the shock value. Only if the old fuck would have written the books sooner these white niggers couldn't have ruined it.
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>>685726939
Theon was the first pee pee on the show
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>>685727713
>gets caught in his own same fagging
>rages
>pretends he didn't get caught
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>>685727662
>>685727713
kek look at us go
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>>685704964
But the blood Raven is a targ
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>>685727236
He's changed the loop though, i'm assuming all previous versions of himself all ended up in the same tree surrounded by the same children of the forest. but i can't see him being able to return to the tree now due to it being destroyed pretty much
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>>685712132
That goddam wolf.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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>>685726022
"Zombies taking over" has been the long-game of the entire story up to now. As >>685726907 points out, wights were literally in the first episode. Among the politics, money, and control of houses (which are all still VERY present in the show), the huge, endgame element that's been building up in canon for years prior to the start of the series is becoming more and more prevalent. Don't pretend the show is bad just because you're too autistic to enjoy fantasy
>>685727063
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>>685727975
must we do this all day?
more than one person thinks you are a fucking retard, how aren't you used to this already?
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>>685722851
some of the best tits in the series
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>>685727932
glad i'm not the only one that thought those guys got killed off too quickly. wasn't even eventful either. everyone dies in this series by getting stabbed or so it seems
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>>685723230
>>685722851
any fucking name ?
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>>685728092
>>685728133
dude....come on...the same fagging is getting sad now
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>>685716999
Well, upside down shamelord, what about a got spinoff that was just the goings on in littlefingers investments?
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>>685727236
>His future self talking to him presently
Where's this coming from? I've seen theories that suggest that the Bloodraven is an entity that can preserve and pass down his memories to a successor, but not someone who is simply time traveling.
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>>685728427
>Better call Littlefinger
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>>685727166
there are plenty of good, morally grey characters
Jaime
Bronn
The Hound
Theon
Jorah
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>>685728589
>Littlefinger's Funhouse
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>>685718014
god damn now there's a fucking old meme
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>>685728531
Although, him being encased in the tree unable to move would seem to suggest an inability to use his legs? i thought to begin with when he said "you will become me" that he didn't mean it literallt, rather he would take his place as the top warg. But the inability to move, along with the whole idea of present hodor affecting past hodor made me think he did mean itliterally. also the fact that there's always been emphasis put on all the past brans and their amazing deeds
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>>685719941
These types of GoT fans are the ones that cry autism.
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>>685726899
I... I think you might be retarded
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>>685727468
Nah man, it started off way closer to reality than where its at now. Like yes, obviously there were never real ice zombies in the past but whose to say they won't exist in the future? The writers clearly started with a reasonably historical show depicting the renaissance era in a time of chaos and war. Costumes, weapons, horses, all existed back then.
Now look at it though: how many three eyed ravens hand you LSD and take you to a magic cave where a tree princess blows herself up? When has that ever occurred in history? Never.
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>>685704296
That has got to be one of the saddest things Ive ever seen
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>>685716103
HOLY SHIT
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>>685728260
so they should be shot? Or killed by car accident? hurr durr
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>>685704964
figured that out last week
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>>685729153
Red wedding was sadder. If you can somehow avoid all the attention it got and every retard talking about it, it was pretty hurtful, and also Ned's death.
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>>685728531
"Now it is time for you to become me." He IS Bran only older and wiser he is able to time travel which creates a paradox in the time continuum so he has to wait by a tree for his younger self to find him so he can give him this info (the info being you can time travel). Now Bran understands he can time travel and unless he can break the loop he understands his future will be to wait by a tree for his younger self. Hodor feels the burn from this when the time interloper Bran breaks his mind in the past leading to him growing older with a broken mind. Each time stream is happening simultaneously with Bran being the anomaly.
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>>685729388
Wao dude and you have doubles? You are THE MAN!!!!
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>>685729283
Is this how retarded someone could actually be? You did not even get what the anon means there.
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>>685727407
>magic turn a man into a vegetable and a baby into a demon lizard that's flesh falls from its bones
While your point is 100% accurate, this bit didn't strike me as the work of magic. Drogo straight up died of an infected wound. He may have been a badass, but he was still an idiotic barbarian. As for the baby, that description immediately made me think of harlequin ichthyosis and fits that condition quite well. I suppose magic could have been the cause of those things, but there's still a worldly explanation.
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>>685729283
there's lot of ways for people to die other than stabbing. did you know that? hurr durr
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>>685729420
Ned's was shocking
Hodor's was sad
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>>685727440
*tips fedora*
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>>685729073
It's fucking fantasy you absolute retard!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to watch something historically accurate put on the fucking history channel and fuck off. also the raven isn't exactly a new addition to the show it was there at pretty much the beginning.
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>>685729420
blaze it fgt
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>>685728531
Watch the movie Primer before next weeks episode. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390384/
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I don't even feel comfortable jerking off tonight after that episode...
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>>685711688
/B/ro just Google "Install exodus on Kodi" and stream anything from there.
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RIP in piece sweet prince
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>>685729616
So you are telling me you did not cry like a baby when you saw poor Ned with a bad leg walking to balors Sept? When he traded his honour for his daughter and accepted a crime he did not even commit? When he died not because he deserved it but because of a kid you just changed his mind?
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>>685729755
History channel
>History of spoopy aliens.
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>>685729957
I tried. Couldn't do it.
Things will never be the same again.
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>>685729755
>>685729073
>It's fucking fantasy you absolute retard!!!!!!!!!!
You've angered the autismo anon, good luck!
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>>685730083
yeah neds was sadder imo. Just cause ned was a character that brought a whole lot more to the show. i was super invested in his well being. hodor seemed, until today, like a blase side character.
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>>685725437
>Historical accuracy has been replaced with
oh my sides.
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>>685729073
>Game of Thrones
>fantasy story
>"historical" accuracy
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>>685730155
>spoopy aliens
dead
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>>685704296
So he will be dead and they will be like what 20-30 feet from the door dragging a disabled boy, so he will have saved him for 30 seconds
they would in reality catch right up
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>>685729957
dude....same. bro i pulled up xvideos. looked at some of them and just got sad.
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>>685730083
Ned did everything to himself, knowing full well what the risks were to himself, his family and his people. His boneheaded sense of honor threw the entire country into civil war because he couldn't keep his god damned mouth shut. No I didn't cry like a baby when Ned died.
Hodor was an innocent, a genuinely pure, kind person.
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>>685729420
red wedding wasn't that sad. none of them were particularly likable characters. hodor on the other hand is the epitome of innocence
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>>685729755
"this is the old temple of lord krishna, it is said he traveled in a vehicle which could fly"
He was an alien confirmed.
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>>685730350
spot on
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Has anyone read the Wheel of Time Series?!?!? Is GoT borrowing (more) from it??
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>>685730375
cold hands/night king wants him to go past the wall
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Just wait until we see him again . . . As a white walker.
>crushes under the weight of these feels, all my joys have turned to ash in my mouth.
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>>685730350
crying so hard lol
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>>685730177
Yeah dude this episode has me realizing my future self is probably really disappointed by my current life choices and would try anything to go back in time to tell me I need to change. Do anything like write on an imageboard I frequent begging me to change. Please change now.
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>>685726809
>Why are so many people shouting "HURR DURR TIME TRAVEL!!!"? Bran cannot time travel. Bran can have magical visions of the past. His self-projection in the past can have a small effect on the past (i.e. yelling at Ned caused him to look over his shoulder).
That's time travel you moron. Maybe it's like time travel while wearing five condoms, but it's still time travel
>Calling these very specific circumstances "Time travel" is akin to calling mankind shooting our first probe out of orbit "Intergalactic travel."
No, it's akin to calling it "Space travel." Which it is. Now pretend I've posted a picture of someone with down's syndrome to go with this comment. Pic related, it's you.
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>>685730350
>>685730254
it isn't my fault i'm autistic, someone must've warged with my future self
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>>685730423
so was ned.
>his honor
nigga did everything he thought was died and payed for it. of course he was a bit naive but he was the embodiement of what we (those of us who arent psychopaths or sociopaths) hope that life could be. pure in the purest sense.
but his death was the first of oh so many reminders that that is just not how life works.
idk i liked ned more than hodor. hodor served his purpose but im not completely shattered he wont be in the series anymore.
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>>685729755
Im not saying it has to follow history exactly! What show does after all? But at least make a nod or reference when you deviate from reality. Overall I like the historical aspect because it's a great way to learn where we come from, takes us back to our roots. Like I would have never known King Geoffrey died by poison at his own wedding if they hadn't depicted it in such vivid detail.
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>>685729073
The very first episode had a white walker brah.
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>2 scoops of bullshit in kellogg's phasin bran
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>>685728415
>"I am actually retarded and/or out of any arguments."
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>>685730879
shit-tier baiting... must be...
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