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doughnut, doughnut holes, and glue

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doughnut, doughnut holes, and glue
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>>685687281
3 icecream bars.

>one guy
>3 Bars
>cashier wont know that they are all for me.
>hehehe
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Zip ties, axe and lots of bleach
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First I'd walk by and look at the cashiers name.

Then I would buy a knife, shovel and a card. I'd write her name on the card, give it to her while I'm checking out and say "see you later gorgeous"
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>>685687655
Why would you give her a card with her name?
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>>685687830
You're a fucking idiot.
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>A Tahu figure, vaseline and kleenex
/thread
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knife, lotion, tissues. kek
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>>685687281
Try to buy a shopping cart.
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>>685687281
Condoms, a tire, and a can of cheese whiz.
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Condoms, lighter fluid, eggs
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Cooking oil, matches, Bowie knife.
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A bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, one very large inflatable ball, and Nickelback's Greatest Hits.
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Pressure cooker, alarm clock, gunpowder.
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>>685688763
>nickleback's greatest hits
So none?
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Magnum condoms, silicone caulk/caulk gun, and a "back massager want"
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>>685689023

want=wand
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Latex surgical gloves, anal lube and a baseball bat. Wood, if available, but aluminum is fine too. Giggle while the items are on the register's automated band, and everytime she takes one to scan the barcode, whimper, moan and say "yes, you bad boy".
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Little girls clothes, a chair, and a rubber hose
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>>685689354

Better yet: rubber hose, some over the counter anesthetics and little girls underwear.
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Vaseline, dog treats, and sleeping pills
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diapers, lube, duct tape
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>>685687281
Boobahs DVD, six feet if rope, and a step stool
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A number ''6'' birthday candle
Three times.
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Rope, stool, and a butterfinger for the ride home.
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>>685687281
Shaving cream, shaving blade, fake moustache
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Doughnut holes? Wtf? Are those timbits?
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Knife, gloves, and Bleach.
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Rat poison
Cake mix
Birthday card for an elderly woman
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Shotgun, lube, and duct tape.
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Shovel, duct tape, large black heavy duty trash bags
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Condom, banana, and a doughnut.
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>>685690508
Kek
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>>685687281
Did this years ago to piss off my buddy who was there for other stuff;
Threw a tickle me elmo, lube and a disposable camera on the conveyor.
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Lube, a tree saw, and a bible,

Extra points if you are wearing a priest's outfit
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Dozen eggs
KY Jelly
Whitney Houston's Greatest Hits CD
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Enema kit
Leather belt
One long sock

Argue with cashier for not letting me purchase one sock. Bring in the manager and all.
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doughnuts, lube and condoms.
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>>685688741
So she thinks your going camping, gee great idea stupid fuck.
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Condoms, a kids bible, and little girls clothes
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sleeping pills, zip tie, and condoms
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>>685687281
Last time I was in Walmart a black lady in front of my bought 12 bushels of huge green bananas, like 20 tubes of crest toothpaste and some apricot jam.

Spent the ride home arguing about what she was up to.
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>>685691900
>a kids bible
wat
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>>685692032
Did you buy an imaginary friend?
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>>685692078
Yes, there is such a thing....
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can of afro sheen
black fist hair pick
pack of newport cigarettes
>i'm white
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>>685692276
My roommate you fag. Act like I have a car to get to walmart.
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>>685692619
I was just breaking your balls, bro. Enhance your calm.
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>>685692469
TOO MUCH EDGY!
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>>685687538
Walmart ice cream bars don;t melt. Don't be a 'tard, don't eat plastic.
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>>685687281
gun, bullets, lube
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>>685687281
child's baseball glove
halloween vampire teeth
jurassic world

then i'd ask for a job application
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>>685687281
Underrated
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>>685687281
biscuit box, a celery and a black man.
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>>685687281
Gloves
Balaclava (Ski Mask)
Condoms or Yogurt

DON"T SAY ANYTHING. PAY IN CASH SMALL BILLS NON SEQUENTIAL.
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>>685687281
Lotion, tissues, children's exercise videos
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>>685690322
Where the fuck are you? Canada!!?!!
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>>685687281
a bat, a bat, and a bat
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>>685693979
what the fuck is a canada?
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>>685687281
>>685687281
oldfag
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>>685694275
It is a state dumbass. Read a book. Get out of Europe or Japan once in awhile.
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>>685687281

>trench coat
>cargo shorts
>condoms
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fedora
my little pony dvd
fingerless gloves

girl will be mirin
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Lava lamp, KY Jelly, Tylenol
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>>685694640
fuck u man who gives a shit about canada and reading books
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>>685689795
Lost
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>>685690557
Do you seriously have shotguns in your Walmart
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>>685695645
What the fuck is a books?
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>>685694518
>Posted less than a year ago

newfag
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Young kid's story book
Vaseline
Tissues
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>>685692078
a kids bible has no curse words and takes out most of the evil doings of god (mass plagues, slavery, etc)
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>>685696133
i don't know don't ask me i'm nit even from europe. i'm italian.
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tRY TO JUMP OVER THE pHARMACY COUNTER SCREAMING FOR mETH
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>>685696224
*literally dying*
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>>685696242
And pretty pictures of course!!
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>>685695645
>>685696133

any damn proud, blue blooded american would care about canada or any state in the usa.

fuck books i could not agree more fuck books.
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>chips ahoy
>orange juice
>Styrofoam cups
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Humidifier
Dehumidifier
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>>685696748
Forgot your third: WATER As much as you can get.
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Coat Hanger
Nail Polish Remover
A shitton of wetwipes
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>Kid's magazine
>Sweets
>Condoms
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Distilled water
Cosmopolitan magazine
sleeping bag
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>>685696076
They do.
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Running shoes
SpongeBob costume
Shotgun
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Buy a hammer, some rope and bleach
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>Bottle of Xanax
>3DS
>Bottle of Vodka
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drain cleaning acid, big gulp cup, last will kit
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>>685687281
Lube bottle
Tissues
Barney cd
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Benadryl, Ballpark franks and duct tape
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>>685698935
>Big gulp cup
Lol
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>>685698709
They don't sell vodka or Nintendo products. You need a script or an assault rifle to get Xanax
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Ajax powder
Snap lock sandwich bags
breaking bad dvd
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>saw
>lye
>garbage can
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>>685696076
Do you live in California or something every Wally World I've been in has guns
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Dental plan broshure
Braces
Flintstones chewable morphine
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>>685699870
lmao
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Bottle of wine
Bottle of lube
One large cucumber
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>>685687281
Plan B pill
Lube
Childrens swimsuit
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Cheese
Bread
Butter
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shop-vac
wire coat-hanger
pregnancy test.
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Video camera
live goldfish
blender
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>>685689200
Underrated
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hammer, condoms, & sleeping pills
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>>685700000
QUINTS ACHIEVED
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>>685699572
>commiefornians
dont have the joy of looking at guns while your dad shops for new fishing bait.
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rope, condoms, and a metal bat.
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tub of chicken fat
syringe
blindfold
i usually play where they have to cost less than 10 bucks
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>>685700000
NUDES NOW OP
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BB Gun, Dora pinata, Dipers
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>>685696881
you should have said empty water bottles... and just tell the clerk how your gonna be rich soon.
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>>685700422
/thread.
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>>685700558
faggot get on my level
20 bottles of extra strength NyQuil
lube
plunger
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>>685687281
Baby bottles, baby formula, rat poison
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Ski mask, Rope, and KY
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Douche-bag
Fruit punch
Chapstick
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Turkey baster, pregnancy test. Coat hangers.
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Hacksaw, Garbage bags, Zipties
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>>685700801
i was trying to be tame, but i guess i can get a bit darker

sledgehammer

drill

ski mask
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>>685693862
kek'd
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Loli pops, box of Unisom, and a cucumber.
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>>685701525
or jumper cables, a car battery and zip ties.
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>>685687281
The cashiers dont give a fuck.You are one of 1000 faces they see every day.
They arent even looking at what you buy,it is just a sku number

Source: 8 years in retail
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>>685701525
challenge accepted

buzzsaw
funnel
bleach
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Binoculars, hand lotion, camo hat.
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Butter butter and i cant believe it's not butter
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>>685701745
bleach

condoms

lube?
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>>685700703
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>>685699572
Worse. Jersey. I mean I've seen rifles in Walmarts before but you cant just buy them over the counter
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>>685700430
+10
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a 4chan banana account
a gallon of mt.dew
a fedora
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>>685690322
Canadian Spotted!
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>>685702549
Kek
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prepaid phone
towel
the quran
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>>685700000
chek'd
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>>685702058

turkey baster

5 gallons of vinegar

lube
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>>685687655
Yeah anon, I demand answers. Why would you.
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>>685702756
ligher fluid
matches
rope
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>>685702591
What the fuck is a canadian?
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Hamster
Peanut butter
First Knight on VHS
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>>685702731
Thanks.
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>>685700000
Hail the emperor
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BB Gun

Black Spray Paint

Big bag with a dollar sign on it.
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>>685701741
>source_ dead inside.
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>>685687281
Trench coat, hunting rifle from the back, and some shitty $8 sunglasses
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>>685700000
HNGGGGGGG
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>>685702930
bleach
ammonia
zip tie
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>>685703000
A Best Price (Walmart) even here in Lucknow, India do not stock VHS cartridges!
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>>685703738
over-the-counter methanfedamine

needle

matches
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A baseball bat, a black knit cap, and a black sweater.
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>>685703757
Tuban Cloth
Anti-Diarrhea Pills
Clothes Pin (For nose)
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>>685703757
>>>685703000 (You)
>A Best Price (Walmart) even here in Lucknow, India do not stock VHS cartridges!
Statistically you have shit in the street at least twice today.
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>>685704045
>English book
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>>685704222
>>685704260
Indian Walmart oh my gawd, lol. I can't wait to bring it up when my mama starts muttering on about the deals shes got at her local walmart.
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Anti-Diarrhea pills
Laxatives
A Michelin brand tire
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>>685704045
plunger
lube
full season disc of courage the cowardly dog
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>>685704260
That dude deals with shit in the street DAILY I would bet 1 billion rupees.
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>>685700000
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Bleach
Rope
Beer
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>>685704750
cheetos,

beer

eggs
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>>685690508
Lol
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>>685705064
wait, no

fifty shades of grey

whip

rope.
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