Get in the van
Just stand there going full autismo and don't approach her.
When you finally approach her, say "LOL POOLZ CLOZESED ECXEDEE!", and flap your arms while convulsing on the ground. Wear a trench coat and don't shower for a week. Rub bear urine on body immediately prior to date.
Crikey your arse is lookin fine right bout now.
Did you seriously missed the joke you idiot
>maybe if i call other people a newfag they won't catch me