best of 4chan bread

>>685646088
Ayy nice dubs

cringe

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got 3 folder of 4chan stories
any wish?

>>685647239
nope, just dump some m8

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1

>>685647548
lurking

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2

>>685647239
I've got about 550. Might post some early ones.

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3

>>685647752
Can you make a download for em on Mega.nz?

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4

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5

>>685647548
kekd so hard, good one !

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6 one of my fav kek

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7

>>685647805
this is actually great.

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8

>>685645994
haha so owned! epic win!

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9

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10

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last one for now

well this thread sure took a turn

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>>685645994

>>685648157
Well shit son... I didn't come here to cry today...

>>685649676
its a good life story man
shit got to me too

>>685649386
Holy shit i remember that

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>>685649991
>KEK

>>685650113
You can't it's fake.

>>685647548
holy shit I remember seeing this on the news. Had no idea the guy was from here

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>>685647703
> "oh my change your password"
Kek

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>>685647239
>mfw I recognize activated almonds

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>>685651126
same with this
kek

>>685645994
I'm sorry but those rules are so cringey. People who feel a need to enforce them are embarrassing.

>>685652374
fuck you

>>685647239
all

>>685646049
I like those rare moments when anons aren't being tryhard edgy faggots.

>>685652272
Good days. Unfortunately the site was shut down. Loved the video where a 3 year old is getting raped in the ass and screams for her mom. Kyky I belive it's called.

>>685652805
You sick piece of shit I hope someone punctures your penis with an aids infected syringe and cuts your balls with a rusty serrated kitchen knife.

>>685653040
newfag detected

>>685653040
kys

>>685652374
>go onto annonomous website.
>noone posts their identity but instead post whatever the fuck they want.
>you decide to whore for attention.
>tell everyone that you're a girl.
>nobody actually cares cause half the content is porn on this site anyway.
>get offended because nobody likes you for trying to be special in a site designed specifically to not give a fuck about who you are.

>>685653040
summerfag?

>>685652374
get raped nigger

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>>685653040
If he likes CP let him like CP phaggot>>685653040

>>685653230
>>685653297
I want to be the one holding the knife

>>685648251
I don't know what else they expected. This is hilarious.

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>>685653535

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>>685653493

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>>685653535

>>685652539
no

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/b/ in present day.

>>685645994
Did we ever get her tits?

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>>685653040
>>685653040
GODDDD FUCKING DAMNIT GET OFF MY FUKCING BOARD OYIUU FUCKINNG NORMALFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>685646049
coward shit

>>685653928
> newfag

>>685653890
We did

If dubs I send my cousin a dick pic

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>>685653928
Fuck you.

>>685654208
Reroll

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who remembers this shit

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>>685654241
No, fuck you.

>>685653339
When did I say I was a girl?

>>685654287
One last roll. Light do it for lulz

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lets not forget the classics

>>685654542
> an hero

>>685647239
Do you have that guy who fucked his friend to death for yu gi oh cards?

>>685654823
kek
wanna see it now too

>>685654384
Dat sum dunglegate.

>>685647239
What is the best thing you have?

Anyone got this thing with the guy wearing his sisters panties got busted?

>>685654978
I was not able to save the screencap of it,i was in the thread..wife was in a rush to go somewhere retarded and i didnt save it.regret much

>>685654823
bro, what? you'd better deliver it 685647239

>>685651187
I gotta know...what happened. Did the wisk like grab his inside's and not let go?

>>685647548
This is the best one, tbh.

>>685655690
I miss him

>>685651928
i actually can't grasp this . My sides ...

>>685652198
These mods were cool, now a days they see this more as a duty than a pleasure

>>685647851
This is beautiful.

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>>685647239
Do you have a better version of this? The one I have is cut off at the bottom.

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>>685653888
You ok there anon?

>>685654823
THIS!!!

>>685654384
Story?

>>685647805
holy crap thats funny

>>685648390
Ever found that one?

>>685655503
its true,some rich guy fucked his friend in ass and payed him with yu gi oh cards and video games,firend later dies from bleeding,or gangrena idk.it was caped but i do not have it.

>>685654400
shut up you fucking faggot

>>685655520
so this is where it came from

>>685652374
White Knight/Newfag detected

>>685645994
Why didn't you post the rest you faggot

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>>685653763
>not having sort of funny tabs

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>>685654823
wait a sec have to look

>685647239
no sorry

>>685655318
i dont know like all of them kek
but this is good too

>>685656309

While attending the 2013 Python programming language convention PyCon on March 17th, 2013, developer evangelist Adria Richards tweeted a photo of a group of developers seated behind her during a plenary session, stating that they had been making crude jokes about “forking” and “‘big’ dongles.” She also sent a follow up tweet, citing PyCon’s Code of Conduct which states that “all communication should be appropriate for a professional audience” and “harassment and sexist, racist or exclusionary jokes are not appropriate.”

The bitch got his company to fire him. This pissed off /pol/ and /b/ which started the abuse ball rolling and eventually she lost her job too.

Just google dongle gate

>>685656976
yeah coudnt find that one
> full of mashing folders

>>685654400
the other poster never said you claimed to be a girl he just explained why we have the reason tits or GTFO

>>685646453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTKMiy-M3cQ

>>685651928
motherfuck, just reading china and aug 2015 made me think the dock explosions
they happened at the same time omfg this nigga


our business deals with importing shit from china to sell here in yurop if only i knew it was a dude on 4chan

>>685656038
gaben for world prez

>>685657246
fake

>>685652805
kill yourself

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>>685657548

>>685652016
sometimes people need to be reminded they are not creative and most likely wont make money easily ie by doing random shit on computers or even twitch streaming

>>685657056
Thanks

>>685648303
wouldve fucked her too man.

>>685657872
ur mom too

>>685647851
Amazing.

CMON GIVE THE YU GI OH GUY!

>>685647239
I want to see the GIF of the guy shitting on the baby

>>685652374
I'm sorry, but you're a raging faggot. Find something tall to jump off of.

>>685658077
pls do

>>685648631
I remember being in those threads
what a night

>>685652367
I cried the keks out of this one. thx anon

>>685658354
>i did
>Mistake happend
>Mistake was you

>>685648157
Damn. In addition to the, this song was playing while I was reading:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4ubQZ6HCIY

need the panties from sister busted-thingy!

>>685648157
I have never cried because of something on the internet. This made me.

>>685657649
kill yourself

>>685647805
Lost at
>fuck
>fuck
>bricks shat
>it's his fucking dad

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>>685649930

Anyone have the one with the troll hand guy living in the basement

or the guy with bad english trying to tell a story about getting his body measured in a pool with his sister or something?

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>>685656234
Mint condition.

>>685659223
thanks friendo

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>>685658141
what?

>>685659223
You are the fucking best.

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Anyone know what became of toaster steve?

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>>685652367
Omg I actually fucking died laughing at this stupid shit.

>>685659212
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/OH1lW

>>685649105
He is still listening to this day

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>>685648157
WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT ...

>>685658523
too bad. my mom had me from a orgy.

>>685659253
This story never fails to make my day

>>685647703
I remember all this

>>685658807

>being this new

>>685648124
>filenames on pics
Still cant believe idiots fell for this shit

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>>685647548

>>685660919
nice

>>685660919
>best of 4 chan
>post fucking facebook

this is a sad sad day

>>685658671
no. u

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Long but worth read

Does anyone have rat in a blender? It's old as fuck.

>>685652367
Fucking retards. I love you

>>685661182
>>685661145
Fucker deleted the post. can you guys re-post the greentext?

>>685651928
fake

>>685661583
WUT
It wasn't greentext bro

>>685661583
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1463951061797.png
It was just this image.

Anybody has the yu gi oh guy story?

>>685652805
say hi to detectives for me.

>>685659253
kek

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My drunk ass girlfriend just told me she's had sex with over 200 guys. She said:

"I was a real slut in college, you forgive me, don't you babe?"

And then she passed out with her head in my lap.

We've been in a relationship for over two years and live together.
We don't use condoms.

What do I do?

>>685647548
remember the guy who fucking skips across the memorial and makes it. only to be followed someone who falls and tramples all the candles HAHA.

>>685661438
I keked. Shamefully i keked.

>>685662336
no turning back now nignog.

>>685662336
leave because you aren't married

she can't do anything about it

>>685660372
kek i like this one

>>685662336
Kys

>>685662336
wow your gf is disgusting

have fun with your herpes

>>685662336
>I was a real slut in college

4 years * 364 days per year / 200 guys = a new guy every 7.3 days. Since it was over two hundred guys, let's just make it a nice even 1 guy every week. Given she's probably had sex with each guy an average of 3 times and the average dick is 5.5 inches with an average of 100 thrusts per session to cum, we have

100 thrusts per session * 3 sessions * 11 inches (5.5 inch in, 5.5 inch out) = 3300 inches of dick per week. 200 weeks * 3300 inches of dick per week = 660000 inches of dick, which is 10.42 miles

Your girlfriend has had 10.42 miles of dick inside her. Get in your car, and drive 10.42 miles, and think of dicks laid end-to0end the whole way

>>685662336
All these newfags not realizing this is from a screencap

>>685662336
kill her...

>>685661874
I need the picture in big

>>685662718
hahahaha

>>685662336
Shove an ice pick into her ear.

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>>685662718

>>685663020
MODS

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>>685662718

>>685662336
Count your blessings.

>>685663020
kill it
with fire
poor baby

>>685663020
Mods....

>>685662718
Someone cap this reply

>>685663020
oh boy... mods?

>>685663020
Moar!

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>>685663020

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>>685663218
its already been done. this fag copied it from here

>>685662336
>>685662718
Of all the shameless, disgusting things i've fucking seen on this website in all 12 years of it i thought i'd never see someone scoop so low to do what you just did. This isn´t fucking facebook where people are going to like your fucking posts or share them. You wont be famous by getting a shit tons of replies.
You manage to be the lowest of the low. Newfagging and samefagging this fucking hard???

And yes, i am pretty fucking mad.

Kill yourself.

>>685662718
365 days per year*

>>685662718
Glorious

>>685663020
I never reported something in 10 years... NIGGA seriously?

>>685663358
KEK!

>>685652367
Kek'd

>>685663436
>>685662941
>>685663097
>>685663206
fucking newfags

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>>685649991
It's funny because my dad is actually a herpetologist.

>>685663020
WTF IS THIS?!?!?!?
please tell me this person was caught???

>>685663020
Pls download and send to the police or shit

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>>685663020
what the fuck man!
b& and 404 soon

>>685663580
why? because is funny?

retard

>>685663411
>never see someone scoop so low
>scoop so low
>scoop
nice work.

>>685662718
awesome response.

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>>685663580
>>685663411

I love copypasta.

The reason I love copypasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of /b/ as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well it isn't, you pretentious fucks. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid imageboard. It's not even the first. After frequently visiting Something Awful, Chris Poole consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel without any thought of how original it might be. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. No, really. Grab a poison-tipped cactus and go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.

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PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI

https://youtu.be/kCWdSplLAcQ

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>>685652781
youre a faggot

>>685663475
You haven't been here for 10 years if this is the first time you saw or heard about this.

>>685645994

lel what are you neckbeards going to do, prank call her? fuck off

>>685663812
Have you been on channel 4 before?

>>685662718
the fact people forget this copy pasta is saddening.

>>685663915
rekt

>>685664042
No, but would you like a call?

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>>685663999
was that seriously 6 years ago, fuck me

>>685663945
lol

>>685660500
I can also remember a few months ago

>>685648157
The feels man

>>685664008

I have a life sorry nigga so I can't be on the Internet all day

And I avoided this place for several years since an CP wave from some faggots

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>>685648503
fucking disgusting, i hope most /b/tards arent like that.

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>>685664082
The real question is:
Have you been on channel 4 before?

>>685648157
she could at least send some nudes if she gave up life anyway

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>>685656470
It's still going.

>>685664746
Well shit ya got me

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>>685663358
mods

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Hodor dies in episode 5.

Hold the door sweet prince. Hold the door.

>>685665149
lol disgusting hairy beast

>>685663020
dude for fucks sake seriously mods right now holy shit

>>685662336

>don't use condoms

Enjoy your AIDS mate.

>>685652374
Newfag detected, that wasn't around when /b/ was inundated with camwhores, so the rule was born and rid /b/ of the scourge.

Rules are there for a reason, if we wanted to look at tits, do you not think we could all find them in seconds?

>>685663945
I hope 7 niggers rape you

>>685647548
I was there in this bread xD

>>685665445
Only newfags try to fix this place

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>>685658999
>checked

>>685647703
I cant read this SHIT

>>685662718
wow its almost as if ive seen this respone before..

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my older in her 40's neighbor keeps asking me for favors? she has a husband. what do rn. can you even install ram in a macbook. im a young cringey legal enough to use 4chan person

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>>685662941
>>685663097
>>685663206
>>685663218
>>685663411
>>685663431
>>685663436
>>685663924
>>685664161
>>685665918

Fucking newfags. Kill yourselves.

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>>685649991

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>>685654397
no fuck u

>>685665544

>>685652781
>>685654016
fucking hell man

>>685647851
Houston, my sides are fucking gone.

I wish there was more.

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>>685666233
thanks bud, was going over my folders but i really gotta start naming things

>>685647805
>he fucking just fapped to his conception

>>685663999
My god, 6 fucking years...

Has it been that long? Surely it must have been repeated at a later year? What year was "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?"

>>685662718
All the new fags who dont recognise this should kill themselves

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>cock dock is on there twice

>>685658999
Checked
Also
>say same shit 7 years later
>be ostracized and publicly shamed by entire student body
>be investigated by school
>get forced into SJW reeducation camp
>blacks still commonly single parent families

>>685645994
No one wants to see your cross dressing male tits.

>>685666580
I just copied and pasted a line of the text in the reply. That pic was in the first result.

>>685664883
STOP RIGHT THERE

>>685658999
It actually is more common for black people to be gay though.

>>685664883
She still can. Where is her grave?

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>>685667266

>>685652016
youtu.be/Uzc2GtFW4Hc

Oh shit it's still up

>>685667057
>gif
nope

>>685662718
I'm a newfag and even I recognise this shit, wtf guys?

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so this picture was deleted in this thread.
by this anon
>>685660919
anyone have the full picture?

>>685667213
i hate myself for not doing the simple things. they work more often than not

>>685667947
see >>685666233

>>685664008
The fuck did I miss?

>>685645994

Justin Bieber polled the web to ask which country to gig next?

4Chan responds.

1. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10506482

Taylor Swift Polls where to gig next?

4Chan Responds

2. http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/taylor-swift-counters-prank-with-donation-to-boston-school-for-the-deaf-20121002

>>685653040
>>685657548
your place is not here

>>685648303
I was in that thread. I disregarded it as Pasta

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>>685667851
No idea why it's a gif. You have my word that it's not a jumpscare.

>>685648677
This is imposible to read

>>685668006
Interesting....

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>>685667761
God bless you

>>685653535
i want to be the little girl