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Ask a Marine anything
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Whats your mos?
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>>685639789
how much do you make per year
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Whered you go to boot camp
Parris islands or
San diego?
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>>685639789

If you were out on patrol and saw a fellow marine kill unarmed military-aged males under dubious circumstances, would you report it or not?
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why do my spaghettios keep making lightning?
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How many confirmed kills do you have?
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>>685640144
Over 300
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>>685639789

How do you guys feel when you find out your wife has been plowed by another guy while on tour?
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>>685639789
Answer the fucking questions boot
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>>685640094
kek'd when lightning struck
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>>685639789
How da homosex?
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>>685640208
Haha they're getting fucked by jody
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>>685639901
0311.

>>685639986
about $2,000 a month. idk, do the math.

>>685640045
Depends on the situation. If my Marines were under attack and he had to neutralize the threat, then no.

>>685640208
I'm not married
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>>685640209
Stawp pfc dont know
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>>685639789
shut up and bring me more oil
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Why aren't you killing traps yet?
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>>685640450
/thread
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>>685640094
Kek
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>>685640360
>>685640370
How many times you been deployed and where you stationed at you cuck
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>>685639789
How does it feel to know that contrary to what youre told, you are NOT in fact special forces?

Also, how does it feel knowing youre the cannon fodder, the junk they throw at the enemy so that they dont waste any of their good soldiers?
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>>685640360
03 boy your recruiter did you good didn't he... DD214, master race 1345 reporting in engineers up
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>>685639789
How can you shoot women, and children?
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>>685640360
>about $2000 a month. idk, do the math.
2*12=24 [thousand]

where did you serve?
and did you kill?
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>>685640632
Three and im audi 500
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>>685639789
Have you ever killed a child on duty ?
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How'd you like all those illegal wars? I hope all your comrades died in your arms
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How deep does MEPS go snooping into your medical history?
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>>685640758
>>685640758
Whered you go for bootcamp, thinking of joining marsoc or recon?
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>>685641050
Down to your skin and piss depending on if you got scars cuts brands, they don't do hair folicle tests unless you give em a reason to
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>>685640632
I did one tour in Japan.
Camp Pendleton,CA.

>>685640648
No, I wanted to go into that MOS anyway.

>>685640685
I haven't, so ask someone who has.

>>685640745
I was deployed to Japan, no kills.

>>685640866
No.

>>685641050
If you're under 18, it doesn't up. I had some weird medical problems at the age of 16 and no one knew. I just shut my fucking mouth.
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>>685641247
Not op btw
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>>685641050
What meps dont know dont hurt em. .. I have a lazy eye (doesent sag etc) just can't really see out of it. And I made it in and I was a heavy equipment operator
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Why is it that serving turns you into arrogant cunts?
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>>685641333
Kek i hope you die.
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>>685641248
Hope you die m8
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>>685641144
Paris island, pretty hard for that... If you wanna be special forces Id say go ranger tbh
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>>685641407
We're Marines. Personally, its a job I volunteered to do, but we have earned the title. So, we're proud of it.

>>685641144
I went to San Diego bootcamp
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>>685641407
Also the wizard beards at 50, what's the deal with that?
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>>685641438
Been blown up twice still kickin blow me faggot
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>>685641533
Army rangers?
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I'm Dutch, and I heard our army is very good trained. Is this true? Or do you not know that?
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If somebody else told me they were a marine, how can I determine if they are faking it? Is there a way I can fake it long enough just to determine if the other person is faking?
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>>685639789
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>685641711
Already tried, kek allahu ahkbar
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>>685639789
why are you gay?
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>>685639789
Do you think that what you do helps the country?
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>>685641868
Mmmhm marsoc unless your planning to do,more than 4 is pretty much not an option. And unless your a bad mofo as,in pt stud expert on the range gl with recon
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>>685641711
>>685641634
>>685641533
>>685641248
Ever experienced stolen valor?
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>>685641961
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>>685641961
Shit happens when you party naked
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>>685641939
No, I don't know anything about them.

>>685641945
In uniform, ask for a CAC card. Most all should at least have a military ID on them, expired or not.

>>685642151
I do, I'm serving the greatest country on the planet.

>>685642253
Many times.
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>>685642335
Kek this makes me proud to be an american
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>>685641044
edgy
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>>685639789
Why are you the Navy's bitch and not a real soldier?
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>>685642253
Yeah some dude I went to hs with trying to be cool on FB all I posted was nigga what he deleted it 10 minutes l8er
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>>685639789
do you like Madonna?

this is very important
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>>685642395
Oh shit you like your blanket parties?
Never heard of someone who enjoyed em
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>>685642521
I'm not a soldier, I'm a Marine.

>>685642588
I'd like to fuck her
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>>685642588
Id plow her smelly granny snatch
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>>685642588
Who doesn't like her bingo wings?
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>>685639789
How do you feel when you know you'll never be as badass as me?
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>>685642433
>I do, I'm serving the greatest country on the planet.
Right, but in what way exactly do you believe your service as part of the armed forces benefits the country?
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>>685642554
Oh thats gold, "nigga what" bet he shat himself
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>>685642649
Engineers dude shit gets weird its not gay if your balls clap... Boot bands keeping marines straight since 1775
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>>685640360
you really couldn't do 2000 x 12?
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>>685641333
I want to enlist but have been treated for depression in the past. I should just shut up then?
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>>685642824
I had screen capped it sent it to a few of my buddy's that also enlisted. They gave him a bunch of shit
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>>685642692
>>>
>Anonymous 05/23/16(Mon)04:53:34 No.68564
Youre a faggot who has only one job, to die in foreign countries to fatten up a politicians wallet.
Why arnt you dead already? You get paid to die, not sit around soaking up taxpayer dollars
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>>685642887
Great marines, really the best the country has to offer :^)
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>>685639789
How does it feel to chew 5 gum?
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>>685639789
Ever pissed on dead towel heads?
Ever pose with the SS flag
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>>685642842
I'm an engineer in Guild Wars 2, does that mean I'm doing my bit for England?
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>>685639789
you have nothing valuable to tell us other than how to avoid your mistake: being a pawn that will kill for money
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>>685641248
>japan, no kills
where you a guard for something? like what would a marine do in another country without a warzone?

also, did you work with medics or biomedical engineers?
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How many sandniggers did you kill?
Did you enjoy it?
If not. Why are you not happy about killing the cancer of the world?
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>>685642969
Basically dude if you have nothing in your system (depression pills,or w/e) you should be able to get in at least. Ill admit at times it can be fairly depressing mentally just gotta keep,your head up and laugh
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>>685642887
Bro give him a break. If he could do 2000 x 12 he might have been able to do something other than become a marine
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How does it feel to be a murderer: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fx3Ch5cs_s4
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How is the condition of your barracks?
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>>685643271
I don't kill for fun, nigga.
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>>685643238
Depends ever done an engineer shot?
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>>685643271
over 10000 man, shit was cash
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>>685639789
What you think about the British armed forces? Have you ever ever met them? And if you have meet them what you think about the rifles
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>>685643271
>marines
>doing anything but friendly fire

pick one

why do you think they waged a war for 13 years against a bunch of sand niggers
why do you think americans lost in vietnam

the only wars they participated in and won were wars others fought for them, ww1, ww2, korean war. america is like that indian dude on the train who rapes the weakest woman with all his friends
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>>685639789
Why do you think so many marines are on /b/?
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I was in the Royal Marines. Good day fellow marine.
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>>685643393
They're not murderers. They're noble heroes who selflessly keep this country safe and protect our freedoms. If you're alive right now, it's only because a marine is allowing it. Say thank you to every marine and offer him a courtesy blow job for being such a brave, brave hero
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>>685639789
What's it like showering with so many other guys, and is there one guy in your unit who everyone knows is the most hung?
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>>685639789
Have you played Call of Duty Ghost? It's awesome. Makes me want to be a Marine.
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>>685643561
Bitch it's either a rifle or a flamethrower, I've seen things you can't imagine. Don't get me started on the turrets.
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This faggot doesnt answer any questions.
A whole thread of questions and all he can say is "i was in japan, no kills" repeatedly.
Fuck off alreadly
"ask me anything" my ass
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Guys don't be dumb and join the marines. Join the army where you could pick your MOS and not hate your life.
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I was at a party with my platoon and also three random marines. They thought they were hot shit until we whooped there ass. They were drone operators. Fuckin POGs
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>>685642814
Personally, I have done nothing other then scrub toilets and shoot shit. I've never seen combat. So, I have not done anything

.>>685642887
It's more then just that, too lazy anyway.

>>685643118
Haha, okay.

>>685643204
No, just a confederate flag.

>>685643263
Corpsman come on the field with us.

>>685643455
SHITTY.

>>685643622
I've never met any.

>>685643667
Guess its popular on the weekends.

>>685643671
Good day.

>>685643769
Only in bootcamp it was weird, ignored it after a while.

>>685643783
Those are soldiers.
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>>685643638
>wars others fought for them
>what is pacific theater
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>>685643622
I hung out with a good bit of Brits in Afghan. They were all pretty cool dudes some hard as Fuck to understand but cool. British rifles look fucking savage, but from what they say they are horrible. They preferred our m16's or m4's
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>>685643898
Sorry, I know you're talking about Op.

But your pic has successfully nostalgia-ed me for that hunk of garbage known as the Bradley Fighting vehicle.

Was a crewman for a M3A3 Variant.

Many days of looking at the light infantry going "sure looks like that sucks".
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>>685643956
have you dreamed about sucking his dick?
if yes then tell us about it and show us how much of a real man you are
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>>685641634
>Earned the title
>Toured in Japan

You joined a high paying Frat, bruh.
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>>685643955
Liar liar pants on fire.
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>>685643956
I feel you man. We moved into some old family housing apartment type barracks. Black mold and rats and trash everywhere. We cleaned the motherfuckers for a week straight. Kinda decent now. I have my own separate room with a balcony on the third floor.
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>>685639789
Is the human consciousness just a result of chemical reactions or does some kind of metaphysical reality exist?
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>>685643986
>pacific theater

nigga please, a war against a bunch of civilians who got outdated technology thrown at them and told to fight. theyre the ww2 counterpart of syrian rebels, and how a war against absolute cretins with still subpar, but at least similar technology goes we've seen in the iraq war.
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>>685639789
Why haven't you tried out for Recon or MARSOC? Are you some kind of pussy? Or from the army? Or air force?
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>>685644337
>high paying
Not really.

>>685644419
I can imagine. Wish I would've been married and moved into condos.
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>>685644216
Any AFV that you would prefer to be in?
An Achzarit maybe?
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>>685639789

Any notes for someone going to basic?
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>>685644578
OP here. Marines was the best option for me. I come from a family of 4 generations. I want to serve my 4 years and get the fuck out. More money to be made on the outside.

>>685644656
Don't volunteer for shit. MOS?
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>>685644656
Let the butthurt flow through you. E-0 is nothing because he is nothing
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My balcony
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>>685644879
He would be an E-1
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>>685643898
they look pretty chill
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>>685644656
Always be at the right place, at the right time, in the right uniform.
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>>685644821
How much longer you got left dude, tbh as a 03 your not looking at many job options unless you go private or popo. I was a 1345 heavy equipment operator I make 27 an hr to run a bulldozer. But for you idk dude. I tried to stay in but due to general amos pussifying shit up sleeve tattoos make you less combat effective I guess
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>>685645067
Not until you rate fagot. .. Yeah you go in as a e1 but your a e0 a shower shoe... You aren't a marine until you experience 56 hours of fuckery
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Lmfao, goes 03 during peace time and "deploys" to fucking Japan... Top kek


>good luck after you EAS you dumbass
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>>685645159
Its outdated. Only reason its still around is because its bigger than everything up to the T-90.
It was designed to keep up with a fast moving invasion force, but thats no longer the way the game is played.
So now its just as big as the Leopard2 and Challenger2 but without anywhere near the range.
Now that the Russians have come out with the T-14 Armata, expect an announcement for its replacement inside of 2-3 years.
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>>685645241
I got about 6 months left. I'm going to take leave and look for some jobs as an LEO. What years were you active?
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what career did you try to pursue first and subsequently fail miserably at?
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The way OP explains things... You're a fucking boot hahahahah


>don't volunteer for anything
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>>685645821
Nothing, I joined after high school.
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>>685645696
From 10-14 ... Definitely have a plan dude its a lot harder than we all think...
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>>685644656
I have some gold for you.

Be a fuck up, and show improvement. Be the retard in basic who can't seem to do anything right or follow directions, and then one day pull your head out of your ass. All your superiors will love you and think you're amazing because you showed improvement and try really hard. This applies when you get to your unit too. If you show up squared away then they will always expect the world from you and shit on you for the smallest mistakes. If you show up to your unit as a bag of assholes and then show dramatic improvement after a couple months they will send you to the board and suck your dick. The army loves people who try hard and show improvement.
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>>685639789
go suck a dick you've never seen a real combat
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How do you feel about the French foreign legion?
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>>685646015
Yeah, I can see. How long after EAS did you find a job?

>>685645830
I'm an E-4.

>>685646165
Yes sir, right away sir.
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Why are you such a useless cocksucking asswiping scumbag piece of asstrash?
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>>685646043
DO THIS
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>>685646043
Don't be a meritorious fagot that's how you get no respect... I was a E-3 for almost 3 years before I picked up was going for terminal lance status... Picked up... I already had the respect of my marines ive been there done that more than my fair share of times. They respect the ncos that are do as as I do not do as I say
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>>685646515
Nigger E-3 for three years?? Holy shit I got E-4 in 18months. Why the fuck does it take so long for marine fags to get promoted.
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>>685646498
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>>685646282
Took me like a month as a rv technician (what I did before hand). Got laid off got another job as a commercial tire tech... Store close got laid off... Got another working on solar farms worked 2 months we finished it laid off again... This was all in Jacksonville NC I was stationed in lejeune .. Loaded the wife and kid up drove back down to Louisiana finally got this sweet gig
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>>685646788
E-4s are all NCOs in the Marine Corp. Since it's a small organization, there are fewer NCOs than other branches. That makes the jump from E-3 to E-4 a much bigger jump and also makes the Marine Corp cheaper to operate since E-3s make less money.
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>>685646857
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>>685639789
Ever play chicken with your friends. If you did how many times have you won
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>>685646788
Personal choice of mine tbh first class pft, cft, expert on the range just never did the mci to get more points really picked up from time in service
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>>685647206
Makes sense. I have like five NCOs in my squad. Fuckin stupid
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>>685646973
Not bad. Sounds like you have it all set for you.

>>685647216
Yes, i've played twice.
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>>685641044
Fuck off and go back to your fucking mud hut, you commie piece of shit
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>>685647211
bingo bango bongo
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>>685647441
Oh yeah dude this jobs the shit $27/hr + OT after 40 typically 66-70 hours a week. Push dirt throw on Pandora smoke a fat blunt and take naps
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>>685647206
marine corp is the most jewish branch. all you faggots do is cry about how much things cost and waa we can't afford this or that. it's shameful, really.
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>>685647830
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lmao this boot piece of shit thinks okey is a deployment
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>>685639789
how many times in a day you masturbate thinking in dead palestine kids
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>>685639789
Why are all Marines such massive fucking cocksucking faggots?
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>>685639789
what happened to the fluffy threads, Mr Marine.
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>>685648271
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>>685648713
We killed will the fuckin furry faggots
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>>685639789
What marine animal are you? And is it true you won't go in fresh water?
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>>685640360
my little tin solidus
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>>685639789
0372 Limabeanz here grunt boi
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>>685648769
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>>685639789
Have you ever received the silver bullet and if so why didn't you change your socks and guzzle Motrin first?
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