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Ok, around 200 gypsies arrived yesterday night with their caravans

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ok, around 200 gypsies arrived yesterday night with their caravans and set a camp out of nowhere on the rugby field of my university. The police won't do anything. What is the best way to get rid of them without getting into a fight? They already stripped a car down this afternoon. Pic related.
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I already thought about throwing eggs and big firecrackers on their camp at night but that's not much. However, we can't go out bursting their tires without risking to get caught and beaten up, which I would like very much not to happen.
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>>685617887
Set off a bomb
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>>685618626
I don't plan to spend the rest of my life in prison just because the justice system of my country is fucked up.
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I see that there's not much replies so I'll post pictures of all this shit happening
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>>685619825
Post gypsies
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>>685618624
If you burst their tires, they'll stay longer
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A simple lower case t on fire might scare them off
It works with the blacks
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>>685619908
This
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Shoot them with a silenced pellet gun from a long distance... It won't kill or severely injure them but it'll hurt like all fuck and they won't know where it's coming from... Also, you can get one really easily online, I recommend a .22 cal that fires at least 1000fps
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Go get you some gypsie poon and cheap drugs and stop complaining.
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Anything with fire will work just make shure. They can actualy leave so dont burn there cars
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>>685620097
Just make sure to park down the block.
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you are being a baby
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>>685619908
>>685620007
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>>685617887
stripped a car down you say. what does that mean exactly, sry danefag here. Also are you 100% convinced that they want to harm you
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are you from U.K
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well, pay other gypsies to beat the shit outta them. Most of the payment is recieved upon delivery.

Gypsies love beating gypsies
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>>685620342
Fucking parasites. I once seen a smaller scale version of this where they took over this farmers field, cops wouldn't do anything cause arresting gypsies in this country is discrimination apparently, so the farmer just went and sprayed his field with slurry, that did the trick.
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just do what cartman would do,
Poop on there doorstep or trailer step where ever the fuck they live

Then they will know that they are not welcome
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>>685617887
Which uni you at? I ask because the same thing is happening by me on the rugby/football field of a posh 6th form.
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>>685620342
No way.

I'ma have to say that as a murican I just imagined that gypsy camps sort of looked like a scene from Alladin or some shit.
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>>685620635
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>>685620642
If you are at the same university as I am you will recognize the campus on the pictures
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>>685620609
This guy's got the right idea
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>>685620512
That's what it means. Draw your own conclusions.
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Don't you have some local nazis that could take care of it?
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>>685621005
Why the hell are police doing anything
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>>685621049
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>>685621005
this triggers me
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>>685620805
No I'm not at any uni, the 6th form I'm talking about is literally feet from my home. I just sympathise with your problem.
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>>685621204
after the holocaust every one felt sorry for them
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>>685620728
Wish I was kidding, these pics are from yesterday but they are twice as much now.
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>>685621204
Because Yurope.
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I am sure that if the cops got an anonymous phone call saying that a group of three or four men were seen entering the area with shotguns then armed police would be forced to respond.

But I am also sure phoning in false reports is illegal, so nobody should do that.
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Molotov Cocktails.

Burn them all
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>>685621377
Exactly
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>>685617887
go get the liberal fags too protect them and when the gypsys steal there organs they will die. It might not get rid of gypsys but no more liberal fags
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>>685621005
At Least they didn't take your fuses
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>>685621338
Oh alright, thanks I guess
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I read on a website that a an owl hooting after dawn is a feared omen for gypsies so get an owl I guess...
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>>685621376
this gypsys have gyped some rich fags. Dmn those are nice trailers
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>>685621591
Of course they are rich, they steal and don't have to pay rent, electricity or water
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>>685620342
just get the loudest thing you can and set it up over the field when they're sleeping. Like bull horns or a train horn.
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>>685617887
wait, where is this?
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>>685621376

dude, those are some high class gypsies!

<----- this is what gypsies in my country look like.

oh, and it says "mad max" on the side of that thing
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>>685621729
im sure they sell those parts too. The Clio tail lights are £20-£50 each.
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>>685620342
why do they all have the same Vauxhall/Renault van? Fucked if I remember the model name, but they'r essentially the same thing, made in the same factory.
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Gypsy: I need money.
Man: Fuck off.
Gypsy: wtf?
Man: I had to earn it so why the fuck should you have any of it.
Gypsy: Fair Enough.

20 minutes later the Gypsy arrives with a gang of stolen dogs all of which shit promptly onto your lawn.

Man (from upstairs window): Oh for fucks sake.
Wife: What a bunch of absolute Wankers.

Man goes and gets all of the dog shit into a large disposable bag. Loads his shotgun and finds the gypsy encampment.

Man: Eat shit arseholes.

Man then force feeds the gypsies their dog shit.

Man: Fucking bunch of cunts.
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Ok OP, here's what you do.

You're not going to kick them out personally. It takes fire to do that and from what I see you're underage or kind of a pussy. You're going to trigger the natural response system of your organism.

My advise is for you to seed hate. Enrage people and make them fight for you. Go full vandal against you own community. Think of the most outrageous acts a gipsy could do and go do them. Hell, you can even profit from their presence there and steal some stuff while they take the blame.

Find an equally concerned friend and go all out in a secret petty crime spree.
It's obvious if you get caught, it will all be worthless.

Best of luck
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>>685620342
they are just travellers

this is how real gypsies look like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpE4A3KEnO8

be grateful
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The only decent plan of action is to get a few people together, any local nutters who hate pikeys would be ideal and firebomb every caravan/trailer.
This happened to a bunch of them who camped near me in Oxford back in 95, they robbed the local middle school and took a laptop belonging to a disabled kid.
Sunday night they were there, Monday morning there was nothing but ashes.
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are your campus halls anywhere nearby? just go buy a black widow and some ball bearings, launch them at their caravans at the middle of the night, cause some damage. make sure the lights are off in the room you're in.
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Either, home made moltov cocktails, or some cheap pesticides to spray on their newborn offspring. Perhaps maybe if you are feeling adventurous you could place IEDs on their caravans as they sleep un detonate in the early hours of the morning when the fuckers are too tired to do anything.
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>>685622285

I've never understood why these people weren't eliminated during the communist period
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Break A LOT of bottles in small pieces of glass, throw them to the camp during night, if grass is large enough someone would we injuried
Tape bunch of firecrackers and throw it at the gypsies
Throw balls of ice at them, not snow, ice. At their caravans windows.
If your town have pidgeons ya know what to do, kill a bunch of them and if they are eating food in a fire or some shit throw it at it.
Stab a can of spray paint and throw it at the gypsies
Call Neo-nazis to help you do shit's like these, every town have nazis.
PP rifle at everyone in there.


THIS IS GROSS BUT WOULD DO THE TRICK:
Kill a cat, open in up and fill it with popcorn, a white rose, and break a bunch of 1 dollar bills or whatever your currency is, leave it in there with a note saying that aren't welcome there
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>>685617887
You're American, right? Kill them with your drones! It's the American thing to do. I wish yurop was that awesome
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>>685623531
nah americans don't drive Renault Clio's because they're too fucking fat to enter them. OP is European.
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>>685623654
This
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>>685622155

Yeah, that totally happened.
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>>685623654
In that case, he's fucked.
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We had this problem near a marina I worked at a few years ago. There was a feild next to the clubhouse and some gypsy scum were setting up camp there. Local authorities were doing nothing so one of the berth holders said he was taking matters into his own hands. He gave them 3 hours to move their shit. In the meantime, 6 Range Rovers filled with Liverpool Mafia were on their way down to the marina. 3 hours go by and the gyppo scum are still there. The guys from the mafia turned up, fucked a few of their vans up with bats and machetes and got them to leave.
It was a fucking insane thing to watch.
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>>685617887
You should go complain on /pol/ also, I bet they would give you good advice
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>>685618624
Look up the anarchist cookbook make smoke bombs with Cajun powder = they leave
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Force them out its the only way I had to do it a few times, I mean shit they could of asked first we don't care, we only had to step in when they started stealing our shit
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>>685624474
Lol Cajun I meant cayenne pepper powder
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>>685617887
>>685617887

Same thing happens in my town, (I live near Geneva)

If you know a farmer, ask him to deposit manure all around their camp.
Works every time.
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>>685621591

Would be a shame if anyone would set them on fire.
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I definitely agree with consulting the anarchist's cookbook, there are a few versions and you can find them easily enough, I'd imagine.
I got mine from Soulseek.
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>>685624474
They removed most of the content in 2002 do you happen to have a original copy??
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Burn them down with whatever means possible.
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>>685624909
This. At night when they're asleep.
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>>685617887
A bleach bomb
Bleach + Drain Cleaner = Lots of fun
Use a gas mask
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>>685617887
You should ask them why they're camping there.
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>>685621376
>Fieldgoal post in the background.
LIES
I
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S
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>>685626274
they'll just put a curse on him and steal his wallet

you can't reason with gypsies

you have you out-filth them somehow to make them leave
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Organize a rugby tournament.
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>>685626420
>lies

why? he said it was a rugby field.
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>>685621385
I too feel the need to say that this brilliant idea is totally illegal. Unfortunately some people find a way to do this anomalously
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Op homemade molotovs are the way to go
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>>685617887
American here what is a gypsy exactly. Are they refugees, poor people, homeless people
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Have a Trump rally.
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Build a wall
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>>685617887
Warn your local mosque that there are a group of people that are going to burn Qurans tonight. Then at night stealthily burn a bunch of Qurans and have the Muslims fight the Gypsy's
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>>685621877
Pobesneo Maks je pobesneo
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>>685628241
They be thugs who steal our land and plunder ye coffers
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Find local group of blonde girl next door girls.
Have them claim to be raped and abused.
??????
profit
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>>685628241
they're dirty wanderers who bring a toxic environment to wherever they go. they don't stay in one place for very long but they leave a trail of destruction in their wake.
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Take a big speaker and start playing Rebecca Black or Jb.
If they try to steal your speaker run like hell!
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>>685629011
So there like nomads wtf I thought Europe was supposed modern and civilized
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>>685629313
you thought wrong, mate. the gypsies are a scourge on the land. they live in complete squalor and shit out a ton of kids. they lie, cheat and steal to make a living. they are truly scum.
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Take a shit on their doorsteps
Spray paint their hippie mobile's
Plant a shit ton of ants on the field
Post Trump poster's everywhere
Report drug/domestic abuse there
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>>685628241
pikeys are a different breed, by the looks of OP's pics think of the ones in Snatch
>be in Subway
>enter pikeys
>immediately ask if anything in Subway is free
>cashier: "no"
>proceed to ask if they can bathe their children in the toilets upstairs
>"no"
>pikeys proceed to scream at employees until the police came

Trust pikeys never
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OP You need to start a fire, all you need is a plastic container of gasoline and some sparklers.

>-Remove sparklers by crushing it.
>-once you have one fuse left wrap the gasoline bottle in foil with the sparklers between the gasoline and foil.
>-Duct tape to keep it all together, be sure to use 1 sparkler as the fuse, you have about 30 secs.
>-After that watch the big BOOM!

To add more hysteria, ''plant'' the rubbish nearby another gypsy caravan to make them look guilty.

Your gonna have to do some MGS stealthing but its worth it, you'll save the town.
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>>685617887
aah, pikeys. find where they are tapping into the water and fuck with it, the lines usually reach away from their site.
dog shit is good, research chems is best. read up and find a chem that can cause delerium, hallucinations, psychosis and aggression in sub-milligram doses
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>OP's car rekt by gyppos
>OP allegedly contacts Police
>Police refuse to help
>alternate universe in which Pigs defer to Gyppogriphs

Unless they issued you with a crime number gonna have to call BS OP
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>>685628792
holy fuck that would be awesome
maybe the gypsies could be roasting a pig on a spit too
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Here's what you do.

Much like in the movie Space Jam, you challenge them to a rugby tournament. If you win, they leave and never come back. If they win, they get to stay. Now the real trick is getting Michael's magic juice to use. Then sell the rights to the movie to Fox or some other movie company.
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>>685631412
That's not actually MY car. I never said that it was.
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>>685630526
Get a load of this anon right here. Fuck with the water supply. Best. Idea. Ever.
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>>685631867

>mix water supply with rat poison
>profit?
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>>685630526
>>685631867
That may be feasible. They are connected to a fire hydrant not far from their camp.
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Ipecac and exlax, overdose those greasy caravan rats!
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>>685631799
underrated dubs
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>>685620342

had something similar happen near where I live. They basically parked up on a large cycle track and got in the way and cussed at pedestrians and cyclists who were doing their daily business and kids going to and from school. Fucking parasities. Wait until the dead of night and spray paint their caravans then split
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Go up to Gypsy chief. Gently caress his cheek and say "Cleaner"

Then go was your hand with rubbing alcohol. They will all flee the cures of white man from town.
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find a secluded spot and shoot at them with bb guns. or wear a mask and use paintball guns
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Spray paint them in avian manure, that stuff fucking reeks, you can smell it for miles.
See if the local farmer is willing to donate - they usually hate pikeys with a passion.
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>>685617887
Offer them a job that doesn't involve paving driveways or tarring roofs. That should scare them away.
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>>685632153
but far enough that you wouldnt get spotted at 2 am??

if you do this, try to dress like them and blend if noticed...

collect a few dog shites, liquify them in a 2 litre bottle. you should be able to disconnect the line, pour the shite in and reconnect in about 1 minute.
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sneak out at night and slit their throats
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>>685617887
That doesn't look like a pic of a stripped-down car to me. Pic with timestamp or gtfo
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>>685621877
That whole area looks poor as fuck. Do you live in one of those countries where town rapist is a legitimate career choice?
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>>685633308
>dress like them and blend if noticed
yeah, not like it's a very fucking obvious racial phenotype.

>Hey, I'm going to go into the hood and put up white power posters, if I put on a backwards baseball cap and use the n word a lot they'll think I'm black, right?

Goddamn this is why I support minority violence. It thins out the whites too stupid to outwit an animal.
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>>685617887
There is an expert on eliminating the gypsies. He was so good at it that it's now acceptably to say you got gypped when someone rips you off. He didn't manage to finish his work before he died, so it's still not quite okay to say you got jewed.
So here's what you do, OP. Get a lot of flammable debris. Pile it up around the exits. Get some gas cans, pour circles around the field. Then light it up.
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>>685621204
Europe, they're too afraid of being called racist to do their jobs.
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>>685633404
This is pretty edgy and gay but seriously OP, its not like they are niggers
Noone is gunna notice if they stary dying
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>>685633308
Not far enough I fear...
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>>685624151
That's awesome.
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>>685633955
Dubs says this is a good idea
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>>685617887
In all seriousness, Hitler didn't kill enough gypsies.

Gypsies are actually, factually, the worst people to ever live. They'll even tell you that themselves.

FUCK gypsies
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>>685630526
In other words, a drug that will make them act like pikeys do anyway?
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>>685633513
See the other pics, and this one too
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>>685617887
Build a catapult with the help of some gypsy hating engineers from your uni. Find a safe place to fire the catapult from that won't get you lynched and is perhaps obscured by cover.


Calculate how far the balloons will need to go and how many balloons you'll need to hit the biggest area

Load catapult with water balloons filled with a horribly smelly and nontoxic substance.

Wait until nighttime

???? (Don't forget an escape vehicle)

PROFIT!
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If these are the types of gypsies that are obsessed with cleanliness, especially in their trailers/caravans/whatever then just tip a couple garbage truck drivers to dump their collected waste at their camp.
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>>685633882
m8 i could act pikey. old tracksuit, skip shower, fuckt up shoes, talk like a pissed irishman on coke. oh and some fake gold.
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Easy, put in an anonymous bomb threat to the police saying there's a bomb somewhere in the camp. Use a payphone with no cameras nearby or a burner phone. Police will start searching area for bomb, pikeys hear about it, pikeys fuck off.
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>>685634733
>smelly and nontoxic substance
Fuck that. Shoot fireballs or grenades
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>>685634871
this
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>>685634579
seen. but double that effect and they'll be cannabalizing eachother
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Use a different accent when you phone the police, or find someone who's good at disguising their voice and you'll be well away.
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>>685617887
>shitty police
>shitty laws
>european cars

You're french right ?
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>>685635052
OP said jail/prison is out of the question, so he can't do that. He wants something low risk.
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>>685634833
Didn't read thread before posting, thought you meant proper gypsies - darker than a sandnigger, weird hair, dainty hands even on the guys. You can anyone with a drop of that blood even if they've integrated even if they dress/talk/act like normal people.
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>>685634738
If you think because some of them land jobs as a cleaning lady they must be all neato themselves, you couldn't be more wrong. They are disgusting filth
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>>685617887
Release carbon monoxide into their caravans as they sleep
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>>685617887
offer them to talk to the chieftain of their clan, meet him insdide his tent, kill him and take his helmet.
put on the helmet and you will become the chieftain of the clan
order the gipsies to pack up and head to the andromeda galaxy where you can fuck all women you want and there is real anime waifus and stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
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>>685617887
Without a fight? Go American on them.

You and a couple friends walk into the camp, and begin shooting them. All headshots. Grab their knacker kids and begin executing them until they get the message: they're a bunch of thieving knackers and their presence will not be tolerated. If a hippy chick in dreads comes out, unload a clip into her stupid face. Pile their corpses up and burn it so that they'll see the smoke all the way back to Romania.

And if your police step to you, end them. They'll respond to you but not a fucking invasion of gypsos? They're totally useless. Kill them and their children. Pour acid into their wives vaginas so their wombs will never pollute the world with their poison again.

Take back the world these assholes have taken from you. Zero tolerance for their kind.
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>>685617887
One word: surströmming.

It is a type of fermented fish made in Sweden, that even the Swedish police panic about:

https://jonathanturley.org/2012/09/13/swedish-police-shutdown-downtown-area-only-to-uncover-scourge-of-surstromming/

A German landlord once successfully sued a tenant for smearing it on the stairs, and won by opening a tin of it in court.

If the smell doesn't drive the gypsies away, it will alert the authorities, and they will be forced to clear the area.

Nothing illegal about it, /b/ro.
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>>685636579
>begin executing them until they get the message
why stop?
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>>685634719
Was this car abandoned or did they break in and steal everything
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>>685637019
Let them spread the word. Tell the rest of their people. They can hole up in one single spot, feel safe and defended. Then we can hit them with one single attack.
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>>685617887
there's nothing you can do other than wait them out until they leave of their own volition (they'll get bored or run out of victims to rob, cheat and scam eventually) if you try to forcibly remove them, they'll put a curse on you and they'll never leave you in peace. cops are useless, they won't do anything unless they catch them in the act.
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>>685636646
Well reddited my friend
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Just dump some hydrochloric acid in their water supply. Problem solved.
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>>685617887
Why not try some bio related things?

If they have a water supply then poison it.

Get a dead animal and put worms in it then leave it in the middle of the camp.

Buy a bunch of ant colonies. Raise them till they are massive in numbers and unleash them. Fireants for better results.

Throw a bee/wasp hive in the middle of the night.
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>>685637280
Eh, fuck off. I live in Luleå. I eat this fish for breakfast.

Just trying to help a /b/rother out.
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So far the most fearsible solution is to fuck up their water supply, add laxatives for maximum kek
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>>685617887
Burn them to the ground I fucking hate pikeys
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>>685638508
Finally, a good idea.
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Plant some landmines near their caravans in the night...
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>>685621376
do they speak english?
if so ask them why they are here
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what did the police say when you asked them about it?
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>>685637089
They broke in
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>>685638337
Ah clears out. Was suspicious since that German eviction thing was on the front page like a week ago
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Part Gypsyfag here. Do anons think we should invade America? The yanks wouldn't know what the fuck had hit them. I'm thinking San Francisco and surrounding areas. Thoughts?
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>>685638967
They say that they are evangelist pastors and they are here for religious celebrations. They say they will leave in 3 weeks.
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>>685639102
probs get raped and killed by gangs or if they don't get you, then the cops.
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>>685638508
Laxatives? What are you, 8?

Get a strain of legionnaires disease. Kill off the young and the old.

Kidnap their children. Return them castrated or fuck the girls with icepicks so they can't breed more trash later.

Grab whoever the head of their clan is. Drag them to a barn, strap them down, and slit open their eyeballs. Explain to them it's in their best interests to go back to roma and never return to civilized lands. Pour gasoline into his eye wounds to keep him from passing out. Dump him out of a car into their camp.

And again, if some hippie chicks or civil rights lefties come out screaming about how horrible blah blah, they are as much of your enemies as the gypsos. Slit their tongues and mangle their fingers so they can never communicate again. This is the price for sowing chaos in exchange for attention.
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>>685638967
They say that they don't care and that their alibi (the religious bullshit) suits them. And that we can't be sure that they are the one who broke in the car.
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>>685638782
OP try this.
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>>685639262
calm down edgelord
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>>685639102
>yfw american cops shoot coloreds for looking like they MIGHT commit a crime
Yeah, stay in Europe /b/ro. They're just nicer here.
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>>685639102
Any liberal state will be safe for you dudes. However if you go to any conservative state or nigger infested areas you will die. Conservatives will shoot you and niggers will rape your women and steal what you stole and call you racist when you defend yourselves.
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>>685639262
>legionnaires disease
you know, from the disease store
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>>685639262
so fearsible, why don't we throw napalm at them then?
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>>685639333
>>685639199
are you fucking kidding me
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>>685639262
>Legionnares disease

Medifag here, that could actually work, that shit usually grows in old / dirty water heaters.

1) lower water heater temperature.
2) Drain some water into a bucket
3) Pour bucket into their water supply
4) ???
5) Profit
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So OP, have you decided?
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Go buy yourself a gypsy wife. Post pics, Yolo!
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>>685639726
now THIS is a solution
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>>685639436
Enjoy your gypsie rape, beta.
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>>685639726
this could actually work.
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>>685624909
Wear gloves and make molotovs. Profit.
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>>685639551
You know, found in most disused wells across the counties. Fuck, go to a pensioners community, they always are having an outbreak. Keep a pipe scraping cool and dark. It's easy to test for.
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>>685621377
This is so fucking true.
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Find one of their kids and rape it. Tell it you will be back for its mom if they dont leave.
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What do you all have against gypsies? Why not join them? Imagine a life free of work, bills, and responsibility. Living in a community where you survive together, and love one another, and then sell your buddy into sex slavery the first time he crosses you. Just imagine.
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>>685639102
Americans kill people.
>Is it safe to go there?
Retarded gypsy bastard.
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>>685640226
You're assuming this isn't a standard Wednesday night with the dad and brothers and grandpa and neighbors
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>>685640464
This is true actually
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>>685620295
Shut up gyppo, I hope they kill and cook your dog.
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>>685639681
Wish I was mate, wish I was
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>>685639102
What the fuck are you going on about? We had gypsies here. Key word: Had. They tried this shit with us. We solved it in typical american fashion

>come to america to provoke americans
>don't realize what "stand your ground" laws mean.

We can and have killed better races than you because we felt slightly threatened.
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>>685640529
Then make lemonade and just enjoy their presence by raping the kids and teens on the reg.
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Take away their sleep
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>>685640905
Their kids are syphilitic, and like the gypsos i'm none too keen on wearing a johnny. I prefer mine fresh from the playground, all "whats that twixt your legs, mistah?"
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>>685639842
>Yolo!
stop
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>>685640905
plus, if i did that, i wouldn't be able to enjoy poisoning and killing and hating knackers.
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Contaminate their water / food with a shit ton of rat poison, and their population will slowly fall.
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>>685641299
Time to kill some gypos I guess.
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>>685619958
t for time to leave
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>>685619958
this
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Try to sex them up, if they refuse, douse them in hellfire.
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>>685622243
THIS
THIS
DO THIS
FUCK YES
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>Slash their tires
>Infect them with legionnares
>Smear some surstromming on their steps
>Poison them with rat poison
>Put landmines around the most populated areas
>Kidnap and rape some of them
>Go to war with them
>Molotov their caravans.
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Get bags of bird seed and alka seltzer and dump it all over their camp at night.

When they wake up there's bird shit and dead birds everywhere.
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>>685642451
yes
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>>685642451
Yes. All of it.
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>>685629534
So they're nomadic niggers is what you're saying?
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>>685621385

There was a gypsy shooting recently, they would have to take such a call seriously

Vote UKIP
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>>685643197

It's hard to imagine something worse than niggers, but gypsys are like rats.
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>>685617887
Make them decleare evalion their queen.
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>>685620728
haha I was surprised too. Had no idea they did this. Fucking euro cucks
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>>685617887
KILL WITH FIRE
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>Slash all of their tires in the night ( New Moon for darkest time )

These fuckers won't have the money to fix them, and they will be fucked
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>>685617887
Welcome in France
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>>685644890
And have an excuse to stay even longer? No thanks.
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We have similar people over here in arizona. Every winter, Canadafags / Easternfags come over here in thousands of trailers. They are usually 80 year old white fuckers and are really defensive about their trailers and their friends.
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>>685644890
and have to camp there indefinitely. good work, anon!
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>>685632694
Bristol?
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Check this shit out.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pictures/5264303
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As stated by Borat, "Run over the Gypsy, run over the gypsy. Verrrry noiycee, hiyaa fiyyvee!"
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>>685646328
Should have stated that it's a link to a Gypsy rights protest in London.
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>Spray paint their caravans.
>Allahu Ackbar like 3 or 4 of them.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3SUPPeuRdU
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>>685617887
just shut the fuck up and let them chill you piece of shit
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>>685639551
that shit thrives in any AC unit with poor maintenance
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>>685647763

GTFO, whining leftist faggot, get back home to your Paki boyfriend
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>>685645217
Welcome indeed!
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>>685647763
>>
>>685628792

THIS
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>>685617887
Throw a quarter into the middle of the road as a car whizzes by. Continue this until all of them are dead.
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Make a stash of petrol bombs and stones over a few days and basically get a group of nazis or mates to help you fuck them all at their caravns at night. Make sure to wear masks and such, run like fuck after.
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>>685648467
What the FUCK
A horde of 6 managed to subdue a single kid. Just to be fair. Being a fellow Eurofag, I know full well that those little shits didn't get any punishment for this.
They should be killed right now while it's still easy.
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>>685617887

This never happened. Unless it wasn't in the UK. Police move gypsies as soon as it's reported now.
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>>685649349

Since when?
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>>685634200
this
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>>685649349

That's bullshit. I've got a load living near me too. Not bad guys actually. People have complained though and nothing's happening. Their camp is expanding.
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>>685617887
Continually ask them if they like dags.
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>>685631867
>Implying that isn't already happening by our government in municipal water supplies.
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>>685645217
Fuck you
>>
brake fluid and pool chlorine tablets, burns furiously and as an added bonus produces chlorine gas.
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>>685630355
This is really good way to blow yourself the fuck up dumbass.
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Simples
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Find a cute girl gypsy and fuck her brains out.
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Get stuff that smells horrible and spread it throughout thier camp at night. I suggest liquid cow manure.
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>>685650369
this
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>>685650278

>cute gypsy girl

Cool story bro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKoQgODwveE
More Gypsy rock :D
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>>685649943
crushed chlorine tabs or powdered pool shock plus brake fluid in plastic bottle, mix, roll under campers

https://youtu.be/EPExgRcpEYI
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>>685640883
Merica fuck yea,
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>>685620342
set fire to a van.. doubt anyone will catch you.
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1. Brake fluid + chlorine tablets in a bottle
2. Sneak into a dirty caravan at night
3. Place bottle on ground
4. Make a heavy gasoline trail leading outside
5. Lock the door
6. Light that shit and run like fuck
7. ????
8. Profit!
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>>685651078
Well, we don't have gypsies.

And this nigger problem is gonna clean up quite nicely after everyone figures out what's going on.
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>>685651870
this
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>>685651870
This, except omit steps 4 & 6, it is an auto-igniting chemical reaction.
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>>685623531
>Gypsy Caravans in America
>>
Resurrect Hitler
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>>685652648
Gypsies avoid all water by nature.
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>>685617887
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UN SUPELEC AHAHA
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Be subtle. Go over there and hang out with them. (Don't bring anything of value) Be increasingly obnoxious, but not rude. Just act like one of those people no one wants around, but never takes the hint and leaves. Talk to them about shit they don't care about. Anime, video games, memes, and other dumb shit. Go sperg up their lil powwow. If say record, but they'd probably steal your phone/cam
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>>685618626
/thread
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Better than an actual bomb, would be to call in a bomb threat, or to just call the cops about suspicious behavior. If you can get a little old lady to make the call, even better.
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>>685620076
>Shoot them with a silenced pellet gun from a long distance... It won't kill or severely injure them but it'll hurt like all fuck and they won't know where it's coming from... Also, you can get one really easily online, I recommend a .22 cal that fires at least 1000fps

this.

>>685620519

U.K. doesn't have gypsies.
gypsies prefer countries where law & order standards are low - like in Italy.
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