If its Tinder theres a 75% chance she just wants to bone, and if your profile pic is a realistic impression of you then shes already made her mind up that she wants to bone YOU. So just relax, grab a drink and try and sway the conversation towards sexy time as soon as possible.
I had a similar situation, cute but slutty looking black girl from the south side of the city telling me how she only likes white guys ect, almost went for it but im pretty sure shes lying about having a job and her friend wrecking her car exactly a week ago. So i put down the phone and spared myself from herpies or a baby
- Count this date as a failure already, go in with low expectations, and don't try to impress her. Instead learn how to date from this. - Next time, meet her any time between 9pm and 4am, that day. - Have sex with her ASAP. - Meet her down the street from your place, then go for a walk. To your bedroom. - This is how you Tinder. - Why are you asking /b/ for /adv?
>>685618059 Not that guy but I lost my V card to a girl off tinder. It actually went pretty well, we had the date, then went back to hers and got a bottle of wine on the way. Were drinking it when we got back, and she immediately went and sat in the corner of the couch and put her knees and legs up, so it was hard for me to sit next to her and try to intimate anything physical. So I just sat at the other end, and we talked (she talked really, just babbled on about her family and shit). After about 20 minutes of this, I was very bored, and had tried to scoot closer to her and make some sexual connotations on what she was saying, but she never opened up. So I just thought, do or die, stood up, and went and kissed her hard. She must have been waiting for it because she immediately reciprocated and we were full on tongues. can cont if you want
>>685621220 We kissed for a while, it was aight, I've kissed before so wasn't that special. I then moved down from her lips down to her neck for a while, and then started for her tits. That was hard, because she was still sitting down and, had a cardigan on. so I just kinda squeezed them with my hands, then put a hand round her to undo her bra. It came off easier than I thought, especially since I'd never done one, and was doing it one handed without seeing it (hint - google pictures to show you how the clasp things work). Once I had it undone, it kinda fell away, and I could suck her nips, but it was still round her arms, and she still had her cardi on. I was also getting uncomfortable because I was kinda kneeling/standing half on and half off the couch, so when she asked if I wanted to go to the bedroom, it was a massive relief. I just played it of and said sure, but inside I was like "halelujah, here we go, my time to fuck"
Jesus Christ everyone here is autistic. Don't try to "steer the conversation sexual" or fuck her right away. If she's not a terrifying ham beast she will see that coming a mile away, and realize you're exactly the kind of creepy rapist that frequents /b/. If she wants to fuck she will make it very clear. Just respond to social cues like the normal human being you're trying to impersonate.
Just relax, be yourself, and I would highly, highly recommend drinking for your nerves.
Source: 2 of my last 4 girlfriends off tinder, have fucked 20ish chicks on the first or second date from tinder.
>Recently got dumped and looking for tinder hookups >Find a guy who's a trained chef, plays vidya, seems like a generally functional human being >Arrange tinder date after about a week of talking to play videogames and eat food >Shows up to my house 4 hours late, all his shit packed up in his car, no shoes, jittery and high on molly >He's also 15 pounds lighter than he looked a week ago and covered in sores >Awkwardly eat pho that he brought while he complains about his ex >Too socially inept to kick him out, so we hang out a little longer >I go to the bathroom to puke up the wine that he brought and come back >He tells me he has to go because his mom just died (he mentioned earlier that he had driven her to the ICU before coming because she has problems with her pancreas) >He leaves >Next morning, get a call. He says that he had a mrsa infection inside his nose and it spread due to his compromised immune system. His liver and kidney failed and he has sepsis. Cont?
>>685621649 When we got there, I pushed her onto the bed on her back and pulled of her pants and panties, and started eating her as I figured as soon as I got my cock inside I'd blow. So I ate her for a while, it was actually good, she started moaning, and seemed to be enjoying it. Tasted weird, but good. She eventually sat up and told me it was my turn, so we swapped places and she sucked my cock. I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would, even though she was a bit of a pro and was doing the gagging/choking thing.
anyway, we ended up fucking, and I didn't come easily, so we did a few different positions, they all felt good, but it was like there wasn't enough friction or tightness to make me come (I guess I'm used to jacking it) - pussy is a lot more slippery than I expected. I did end up coming missionary style, but had to really focus and regulate my breathing. I don't think she ever thought I was a Virgin.
tl;dr my paln was always to eat her out first in case I blew to soon, but if you're a serial masturbator, you might not have that problem.
When the conversation is going good after a bit, don't wait for it to turn bad.
Look her in they eyes "that soul gaze" that everyone falls into and say, " not normally this bold but there is nothing I want more this moment than to go back to your place and continue this conversation."
>>685616401 Just be yourself, have a chill conversation and see where it goes. I met my current girlfriend on Tinder. We got on like a house on fire (no pun intended), and each date went really well after we met :)
>>685620306 Brah youre good. My first time I was a natural, just move your hips in a fluid motion and assume the positions you have seen in porn (the regular positions, missionary etc, nothing ridiculous.) Do the come hither motion when fingering her, start off slow when thrusting, get a rhythm going. Its not as hard as you think.
Definitely drink unless you have a medical reason not to. Don't get hammered or anything, but it makes the whole process smoother. Honestly your first time will likely be really quick, a condom will help a bit and just try not to cum right away. Imagine your grandma naked or whatever you need to do.
But honestly you're gonna want your first time to either be with someone you will never see again, or someone you are dating.
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