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/b/ I need some advice. Meeting some girl from tinder tomorrow.

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/b/ I need some advice.

Meeting some girl from tinder tomorrow. It's my first time ever, what do I do? I'm nervous as fuck.

Also, general tinder stories thread.
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>>685616401
For how long have the two of you chatted?
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Post the rest or give us some sauce and we'll help
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>>685616401
Show convo and pic of her
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If its Tinder theres a 75% chance she just wants to bone, and if your profile pic is a realistic impression of you then shes already made her mind up that she wants to bone YOU. So just relax, grab a drink and try and sway the conversation towards sexy time as soon as possible.
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>>685616607
Started talking to her last tuesday and we agreed to meet up tomorrow.

What do I do when I meet her? What generally plays out with this shit?
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>>685616848
I don't drink
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bump

i'm also talking to someone on tinder but i'm a virgin and too scared to meet up.
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>>685617518
How old? Show us her
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>>685617020
faggot
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>>685617573
i can't post pic right now because my phone isn't with me but she's 22 and i'm 20.
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>>685616636
reverse image search, newfag.
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found my girlfriend on tinder. She's hot but it's meh because I was a virgin and she wasn't. Also explaining where we met.
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>>685617757
Lol :P Rate her and urself out of 10
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I had a similar situation, cute but slutty looking black girl from the south side of the city telling me how she only likes white guys ect, almost went for it but im pretty sure shes lying about having a job and her friend wrecking her car exactly a week ago. So i put down the phone and spared myself from herpies or a baby
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>>685617911
How was ur first time? How long did u last? Did she know u were a virgin?
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>>685617911
How did you break the ice when you met her the first time?
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You're probably going to get raped
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>>685617965
i guess i'm a 7 and she's also a 7-8
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>>685618275
Do u know if she's a virgin?
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What time of day are you meeting her?
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>>685618362
she's not but i am. she could always be lying but i'm pretty sure she's not.
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>>685618543
Tomorrow evening after work at like 6-ish.
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- Count this date as a failure already, go in with low expectations, and don't try to impress her. Instead learn how to date from this.
- Next time, meet her any time between 9pm and 4am, that day.
- Have sex with her ASAP.
- Meet her down the street from your place, then go for a walk. To your bedroom.
- This is how you Tinder.
- Why are you asking /b/ for /adv?
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>>685618616
Have u told her?
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>>685616401
fall in love man <3
this is your chance to marry a woman
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>>685617651
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>>685619112
nah she thinks i've been laid a couple of times before
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>>685617020
Then pop some x and viagra, should do the trick.
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>>685619013
>Count this date as a failure already.
What makes you say that?
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>>685619013
>Have sex with her ASAP.

how would one initiate
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>>685619504
Oh shit bro, I don't even know you yet I already feel nervous for you. She's gonna find out soon, if you end up fucking...
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>>685619659
Why wouldn't you say this?
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>>685618616
>8/10
>tinder
>20yo
She's likely not a virgin, thus far she sounds like just what OP needs
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>>685619772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNjcSF_OKFM
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>>685619956
that's why i'm nervous
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>>685619956
how the fuck you fuck up a fuck D:
you just need tu put your dick in a hole, it's not a fucking rocket science D:

>>685619772
drink !!! :D and everything will happen, don't smoke weed otr you'll get 10 x nervous :D
if you have mdma or any social shit go for it but fucking on drugs is kidna wierd (for me at least)
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>>685620125
Care to explain?
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>>685620306
Bro fuck it just be calm and she wont know
Honestly if your autistic or somthing smoke mad weed or pop a xanax bar or two or drink like 2 beers
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I met a girl from tinder yesterday. Just try to be kind and make her laugh.
I had luck. Best fuck of my life
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>>685618059
Not that guy but I lost my V card to a girl off tinder. It actually went pretty well, we had the date, then went back to hers and got a bottle of wine on the way. Were drinking it when we got back, and she immediately went and sat in the corner of the couch and put her knees and legs up, so it was hard for me to sit next to her and try to intimate anything physical. So I just sat at the other end, and we talked (she talked really, just babbled on about her family and shit).
After about 20 minutes of this, I was very bored, and had tried to scoot closer to her and make some sexual connotations on what she was saying, but she never opened up. So I just thought, do or die, stood up, and went and kissed her hard. She must have been waiting for it because she immediately reciprocated and we were full on tongues. can cont if you want
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>>685616401
Source of the pic?
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>>685616401
Not to worry. She won't show, because she's really a guy who is fooling you.
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>>685620820
No I'm good, thanks.
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>>685620686
Pics
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>>685620820
your story sounds amazing
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>>685620579
>no experience
>she won't know

dude...
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>>685620820
go on bro

>>685621085
fuck off nigger
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>>685621220
We kissed for a while, it was aight, I've kissed before so wasn't that special. I then moved down from her lips down to her neck for a while, and then started for her tits. That was hard, because she was still sitting down and, had a cardigan on. so I just kinda squeezed them with my hands, then put a hand round her to undo her bra. It came off easier than I thought, especially since I'd never done one, and was doing it one handed without seeing it (hint - google pictures to show you how the clasp things work). Once I had it undone, it kinda fell away, and I could suck her nips, but it was still round her arms, and she still had her cardi on. I was also getting uncomfortable because I was kinda kneeling/standing half on and half off the couch, so when she asked if I wanted to go to the bedroom, it was a massive relief. I just played it of and said sure, but inside I was like "halelujah, here we go, my time to fuck"
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Understand this, women want sex as much as men. The only thing the suppresses that feeling in women is social and personal insecurities.

Be real. Be candid. Soothe her insecurities and you'll have mad sex.

Compliment her. Especially if you get nervous -- turn it around, "sorry if I seem like I'm at a loss for words, I'm just blown away with how beautiful you are in person."

Get her to talk. Women like to talk it calms her nerves. She doesn't give a shit about you really so ask Everything about her."

Distinguish yourself as different than "asshole guys." When you ask her a question and she gives an answer -- agree with it and say "I hate when dudes or girls dis that shit."

Lastly and most important. Every woman likes a mildly dominant, confident man. Don't be puss. She wants a reason to misbehave just give it to her.
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>>685620820
how did it go with no experience? how long did you last
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>>685616401
Get a condom and be prepared for dissapoinment!
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Jesus Christ everyone here is autistic. Don't try to "steer the conversation sexual" or fuck her right away. If she's not a terrifying ham beast she will see that coming a mile away, and realize you're exactly the kind of creepy rapist that frequents /b/. If she wants to fuck she will make it very clear. Just respond to social cues like the normal human being you're trying to impersonate.

Just relax, be yourself, and I would highly, highly recommend drinking for your nerves.

Source: 2 of my last 4 girlfriends off tinder, have fucked 20ish chicks on the first or second date from tinder.
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>>685621655
good post
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>>685621655
>sorry if I seem like I'm at a loss for words, I'm just blown away with how beautiful you are in person

Jesus Fucking Christ, this is awful advice.
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>>685622022
are you a 10/10 chad?
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>>685622161

Yeah, please don't ever say that. In fact, just don't ever call a girl beautiful unless you are dating.
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Just make it obvious you're only meeting with her to have sex with her

Then fuck her as well as you can and hope it was good enough for her to want you to come back and do it again without you having to mention it

Ignore her a bit, it'll drive her insane if she liked how you pounded her
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>Recently got dumped and looking for tinder hookups
>Find a guy who's a trained chef, plays vidya, seems like a generally functional human being
>Arrange tinder date after about a week of talking to play videogames and eat food
>Shows up to my house 4 hours late, all his shit packed up in his car, no shoes, jittery and high on molly
>He's also 15 pounds lighter than he looked a week ago and covered in sores
>Awkwardly eat pho that he brought while he complains about his ex
>Too socially inept to kick him out, so we hang out a little longer
>I go to the bathroom to puke up the wine that he brought and come back
>He tells me he has to go because his mom just died (he mentioned earlier that he had driven her to the ICU before coming because she has problems with her pancreas)
>He leaves
>Next morning, get a call. He says that he had a mrsa infection inside his nose and it spread due to his compromised immune system. His liver and kidney failed and he has sepsis.
Cont?
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>>685622178

I'm like 6-7/10. Pic related. Just be confident
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>>685621649
When we got there, I pushed her onto the bed on her back and pulled of her pants and panties, and started eating her as I figured as soon as I got my cock inside I'd blow. So I ate her for a while, it was actually good, she started moaning, and seemed to be enjoying it. Tasted weird, but good. She eventually sat up and told me it was my turn, so we swapped places and she sucked my cock. I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would, even though she was a bit of a pro and was doing the gagging/choking thing.

anyway, we ended up fucking, and I didn't come easily, so we did a few different positions, they all felt good, but it was like there wasn't enough friction or tightness to make me come (I guess I'm used to jacking it) - pussy is a lot more slippery than I expected. I did end up coming missionary style, but had to really focus and regulate my breathing. I don't think she ever thought I was a Virgin.

tl;dr my paln was always to eat her out first in case I blew to soon, but if you're a serial masturbator, you might not have that problem.
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>>685622339
No.
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>>685622339
nah stop
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>>685622046
Thanks. Forgot to add "the closer."

When the conversation is going good after a bit, don't wait for it to turn bad.

Look her in they eyes "that soul gaze" that everyone falls into and say, " not normally this bold but there is nothing I want more this moment than to go back to your place and continue this conversation."
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>>685622527

Don't do this. This kills the date.
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>>685616401
Start off by pulling down your pants and helicoptering your penis for her. That always seems to do the trick for me.
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>>685616401
Just be yourself, have a chill conversation and see where it goes. I met my current girlfriend on Tinder. We got on like a house on fire (no pun intended), and each date went really well after we met :)
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>>685620306
Brah youre good. My first time I was a natural, just move your hips in a fluid motion and assume the positions you have seen in porn (the regular positions, missionary etc, nothing ridiculous.) Do the come hither motion when fingering her, start off slow when thrusting, get a rhythm going. Its not as hard as you think.
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>>685622339
yes moar
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>>685622441
confidence isn't a problem for me, i'm pretty popular as a person. i've never attempted to get laid till now though and have 0 confidence with actual intercourse
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>>685622441
nah bro, you're a solid 8. Would wingman for
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>>685622452
>eat her out first

Always do this. There's nothing worse than eating pussy when you're not horny
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>>685622441
what's you physique like? you rocking that six pack n all? hairy?
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>>685619346
kek
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>>685622911

Definitely drink unless you have a medical reason not to. Don't get hammered or anything, but it makes the whole process smoother. Honestly your first time will likely be really quick, a condom will help a bit and just try not to cum right away. Imagine your grandma naked or whatever you need to do.

But honestly you're gonna want your first time to either be with someone you will never see again, or someone you are dating.
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>>685622441
Bro, you look like a solid 9-10. What you be talking about?
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>>685622939

Thanks bb. I always try to wingman when I can

>>685623065

I climb a lot and work out decently so I'm in pretty good shape. Not gym bro status though.
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>>685622616
Maybe your dates.

And for fucks sake have some god damn manners. It shows you respect her:

Open doors; car doors, building doors etc..

Help her on and off with coat.

Stand when she arrives or leaves at table.

Walk on the outside of her on sidewalks -- hold hands or lock elbows.

This ain't James Bond shit -- chicks love it.
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>>685623699
This is good advice
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>>685623699
tbh this wierds out a lot of girls too
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>>685623890

It depends on how you do it. You can do those things and be awkward as hell or you can be smooth.
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answer me this:

you've brought her home late after a date, you shag for like an hour and you're done. is she supposed to leave? what if she says over night?
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>>685623972
sure. but if someone isn't already doing these things on their own, they're gonna look like a dweeb trying
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>>685621655
homie, all 14 y/o's have thought this, op is 20 so not only has he already thought this but has also knows its stupid.
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>>685623699
Know your audience. This advice is regional.
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>>685623890
If it does, say, "how am I supposed to be a gentleman if you can't behave like a lady?"

Make her learn to wait for you to open door.

Of course they get weirded out -- nobody has ever treated them like a lady. Except you.

Get it?
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>>685624251
This is a real good way to get laid off Tinder. Keep it up fampai
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>>685624251
Don't you have a Dodge Charger that you should be painting a Confederate flag on right now instead of posting on here?
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>>685624233
I don't think so necessarily. I live in SF Bay Area which is SJW capital of the US, and girls love it.
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