Is /b/ nothing but inbred tards? >anyone on b significant in life?

>>685569074

>not inbred
>not tard
>not significant

you?

>>685569442
>29
>work at whole foods
>single no kids
>small apartment broke down car
Eh..

>>685569074
>>685569708


>27
>Lab supervisor at food company
>$60k/yr
>No kids (kids are gay)

Eh...

>>685569708
>32
>made redundant last week (why I'm back here) used to build bespoke stable blocks.
>single no kids
>small apartment (likely homeless again soon) broke down car

similar until last week

>>685569074
>29
>Currently on disability after smashing my skull open in an accident and suffering a brain injury
>Single(thank the lord) No kids(thank the lord)
>Got a nice ass little apt. where I chill with my doge

>>685569074
>25
>BA Physics from BYU
>Own my home
>Building a fusion reactor in my garage
>Going to power my home with it
>Married
>No kids
>Work IT for a local bank
>About 50k/yr.
>MENSA member since 2010

Anything else before I go back to /sci/?

I'm an elite hitman.

>>685569074
>27
>work in yacht service (55k) plus bonuses
>not married, no kids
>rent out a room at friends house
>most of my money goes into savings
>just chill with my dog, smoke weed, and play video games on my time off

>>685570494
>>685571631
At least you make enough money to motivate day to day life

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>>685572286
Those charms are lucky

>>685571631
Lol

>BA Physics
Why not BS...? I didn't even know they gave out BAs in science.

What kind of sustainment are you using for your fusion reactor? I'm only asking because you're a fucking liar.

>I've been in MENSA since 2008.

It's a bullshit society. It only requires an IQ of 135 or so to join (mine is much higher). I actually just stopped paying because it was such a worthless group.

>I used to be a High Energy Physicist
>Now working in Low Energy Nuclear Theory

Riddle me what kind of physics you enjoy.

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>>685571631
>fusion reactor
WTF? elaborate plz? i.e. purpose

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>>685572410
You win the chocolate milk

>>685572599
I'm not the guy, but I am,
>>685572410
Obviously the purpose to create clean and highly efficient energy? But to create that in one's home is unrealistic. Not to mention EXTREMELY expensive. Still waiting on his reply for his plans so I can tell him why he's an autist attempting to flaunt his Bachelor of ARTS in physics from a shit-tier school like BYU

>>685572746
That would be delicious right now. I'm currently sitting in a bath tub at 2 am reading some notes for a lecture I have to give on Monday about Bayesian Statistical methods for estimating parameters in Effective Field Theories.

im a nigger

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>28
>Rx Tech @ highly rated hospital in the US (~34k/yr)
>Lady-friend, no kids
>Small apt in not-that-great neighborhood
>Wondering wtf do do with my life inc killing myself

>>685572391
?

>23
>blonde hair, blue eyes, 6'
>made 70k last year from inheritance
>doing whatever I want daily
>hiking, bmx, pool, day trips on my motorcycle
>no real friends because of leeches but probably about 100 acquaintaces that I see around the city and party with at the bars
>getting some legal issues taken care of and then I'll be able to live my real dream

dont live at the expense of others

know your boundaries and limits

>>685569074

Well first you need to define significant.

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>>685569074
I'd like to think I'm important to my self and my friends. I'm doing shit with my life if that's what you mean fgt

>>685569074
Speaking of DOING things, do condoms go bad? I'm having sex tomorrow if she doesn't flake. I just don't feel like googling
>>685575771

>23
>Successful network marketer creating new markets in e-commerce
>200,000+ per year and growing
>Beautiful wife, no kids
>College dropout, Engineering
>Own 140k bmw

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>>685575943
Siiiiick, this is my life goal. You're living it boi, the life. Do it.

>>685575771
>>685575891

>>685575891
condom users would be same tier as queers lesbians infertiles etc

invest in hemp instead

>literally grows on trees

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>>685575943
Network/IT field is what I'm looking at after HCC
(College)
>>685575771
>>685575891
>>685576029

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>>685576064
Well I just have condoms LAYING around. Bags and bags because some dude at a storage place said "Hey kid, stay safe" And basically gave me bags of condoms he wasn't using. So sad.

>>685569074
'significance' is for insecure cunts. either just live or dont.

>>685576183
Awesome man, best of luck. Make it happen.

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>>685576064
I'm not buying hemp just to fuck. Maybe if we start fucking every day. Pic related heavily.

how do u stop this fkn song?

>>685576424
Got any useful experience for someone looking to get basic employment and work till I'm ready to further my education??? I have my whole plan, just want to hear legit experience talk. What do I need to do right and not fuck up?
>>685576380
He's got it

>>685576466
I'm a new fag lol

>>685576657
tell my retarded and drunken ass what you mean by 'he's got it'

>>685575771
Bumping to bump harrrrrddddddd baaaaabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>685569074

>Be me
>Honors Student
>Active in community service contributor
>Blood donor
>Participate in local theater
>Modeling agencies knocking at the door
>Travel the U.S for work
>Work includes me meeting celebrities, getting drunk, and dicking around wherever I go.
>Salary 62K+
>In my twenties

Feels good fam.

>>685576813
Kill yourself I think is the moral f the story.

17
Virgin
Smoke weed
Love 4chan

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>>685576813
'significance' is for retards that don't think of their place in the world and have none. If you live life you fucking live it. That's just it. No "I'm cooler/better than you cuz this this this"

>>685577059
By celebrities he means Richard Dawkins.

>>685577059
Life is good m8, just turned 18. Fucking ready.
>>685577105
>>685576883
>>685576657
>>685576466
>>685576183

>>685577075
>>685577105
who is who and who is saying what about what. fuck me.

im the anon who said '"signifcance" is for cunts'.

what if im a cunt too? fuckkk. time for more wine

>>685577258
Hope you're ready for life to get shitty.

>>685577262
I hyper shitted all of my recent posts.
>>685577258

>>685577356
I'm ready, I have worked for 5 months in a super shitty manual labor position just because. I wanted the $$$

I'll post anon17 if it's me hey I'm thinking about loading a bowl and smoking you guys game

41, fat, neet, weaboo

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>>685577585
I have weed right here, and I can smoke rn, but I'm saving it for pic related and fuck

>>685577613
Kys if true, wtf are you doing?
>>685577693

>>685576657
I only have experience with what I've done, so if our plans are different, my advice will be limited.
The most important thing by far that I've learned, is to be hungry. Want it more than the guy next to you. And by "it", I mean everything. Make your success happen.
As a marketer, the opportunity "fell" into my lap, but no one built my business but me. Get a solid part time job that pays the bills, and start meeting people.
Things not to do?
- be lazy, complacent
- be idle, if you're not busy someone else is
- give up. If you want it badly enough, you'll make it happen
- have lazy friends. This is the part of meeting people, surround yourself with success and you'll have to rise to their level.

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>>685569074
>in culinary class
>fuck up
>girl asks me "are you good at anything" in front of the class

>>685577827
Wrong thread fug

>>685577693
You act like you're cool for doing that but pretty much anyone can do the same thing.

>>685577751
enjoying retirement, anime

>>685569074
Excuse me, but I am a nigerian prince

>>685569074
>27
>janitor, 50k a year.
>live in Australia.
>not significant but pretty Fucken happy. Disposable income and sunshine are pretty great.

>>685577818
Like I said, I already have my whole mantra set for life until I become the guy with a house and money and can smoke weed all day on a mountain, but until then I get all of this stuff.
>>685577693
>>685577105
>>685576466
>>685575771

>>685569074
>Turned 20 one week ago
>Getting a computer science degree
>Not quite sure what I'm gonna do with it though, mainly just buying time while I get a job lined up.
Things could be worse.

>20
>dropped out of university (compsci)
>picked up software eng position lol
>good money
>no gf no keds

>>685577933
Retirement? How??? I thought you meant N educated employed or in training??
Anyone interested in pics of the girl I'm meeting tomorrow?

>>685578063
The fucking timing on that...
This is a goddamn hive-mind.

Anon17 hey brother I get you id save my weed if I had pussy to go with it but I don't watching tonami (adultswim)

>>685578003
>disposable income
>50k
>janitor
We're not American you dumb cunt you're a cleaner.

>>685578015
Yo for real all of that is attainable by anyone. I know plenty of women who are hotter than that and would fuck me real good for drugs. It is so sad to think that what you're doing is some sort of accomplishment.

>>685577873
You mean I'm generally just enjoying it, fag. So what if I hadn't had action in like 2 years lol, I'm happy.

>>685577827
I know that feel all too much bro.

>>685578331
Right? It's not, it's just living. But I have dreams and goals, so I'm just getting there till now.

>>685569074
>22
>studying architecture, which is nice i guess
>europoor, so i'm expecting to live at home till 30
>awesome gf
>she doesn't want kids

I guess I'm doing okay.

I also do blacksmithing, armouring and I make all the tools I need myself.

>>685578331
I guess this is better than other people? meh

>>685578546
Cool, I like blacksmithing, what do you really do? Make swords or something?

Anon17 hey I can get pussy but I want hot pussy lol but I wanna find that special girl I can get to do weird stuff you know true love brahmama

>>685578247
I moved to Australia a few years back. Still call it janitor. Can't believe how much better it is here than the state's.

>>685578015
>the guy with a house and money and can smoke weed all day on a mountain
This is such a shit aspiration for life. Fucking stoners I swear. There are thousands of things better to do than getting toked every fucking wake moment of the day you stupid cunt.

>>685578207
well, not living off my retirement anyway, have a health defect caused by a product i used. legally not supposed to mention by name. not living luxuriously though

>>685578709
Yeah, I guess I was a little harsh. Apologies. And yes, Australia is an incredibly nice country to live in.

> 32
> veterinarian
> own flat
> before divorce
> no kids

Significant but still fucked

Anon17 Hey no hate bro weed is good and Australia is awesome but super deadly man would not live there I'd I was paid

>>685578992
>22
>no job
>no aspirations
>3k in bank but keep spending it slowly

I really want to become rich and I have plans to become financially stable but I just have no idea what the fuck I want to do. I'm willing to work really hard as well. Don't really plan on having kids either.

What do?

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>>685569074

>be me
>international class musical composer
>pretty decent instrument(s) player
>modern painter, my paintings go for at least $1,000 each
>High level Karate practitioner, compete in events in my Country, have a few 1-3rd place trophies.
>be very young and successful entrepreneur, but keep myself and name low-key
>think my life is bullshit, so I'm getting degrees in chemistry and biology, I'm going to contribute to science
>doing a little MMA now
>I'm pretty good at cooking
>I'm also pretty good at paintball and airsoft
>writing a few short stories and books on the side

>>685569074
nah man i just want to kill myself
probs could have been something, but i'm not. probs gonna die destitute in a ditch

>>685579145
>>685578992
Didn't mean to quote you, being a vet would be depressing though. We are most likely putting my very ill dog down next week ;(

>>685579300
deets n shit bc dubs
>24
>about to drop out of med school
>no job
>no prospects
>might as well be dead no one would notice

>>685578674
I made a ton of knives and some other shit. Nails, pokers, leaves etc. Tried making a proper sword, but I had a shitty little forge at that point and it broke on me when I tried to harden it.

Atm I do mostly armour cause you can make it almost without heat.

>>685571631

>BYU

lol

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I do have a purpose. I get paid to learn Korean.

>>685578802
No problem. I have Aussie mates. Calling each other cunts and insulting is just part of life. No offence. Yeah Australia is awesome.

>>685579145
Did you know there're a lot of writers, but a lot of them don't write shit?
Want to know why so many writers exist, but so many books don't exist?
It's because they don't JUST DO IT. They're writers, but they don't write shit.

Get off your fucking ass, both physically and psychologically, and fucking get yourself together.

You ever watch Limitless?

Getting your shit together is the logical thing to do.

It's not a great movie because all of a sudden he became intelligent, no.
It's a good movie because he just got up and did shit with his life.

You don't have to be intelligent to be successful.

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>>685578684
That's what I kind of just found, like tonight. It's out there anon. Chase the dragon.

>>685579595
Was it a shock at the prices compared to your previous country?

>>685579259
Show us one of your paintings then m8 timestamp fucking go

>>685579847
>and sacrifice my anonymity
lol, no

>>685579623
>You don't have to be intelligent to be successful
I 100% agree. I wouldn't call myself a genius, but I definitely like to consider myself above average. At least somewhat anyway.

>he just got up and did shit with his life
This is what I want to do, but I'm stuck in a hole. I work out non stop every single day, but besides my fitness, I don't know where the fuck I'm going.

I don't care about having a hundred mil in the bank but to be financially stable and without hundreds of thousands in debt would be nice.

>>685578742
Kill your self faggot, take a deep breath and relax once in a while. Up tight ass cunt. Breathe in the herb. I have goals, do need rtards on the internet to tell me what to do.

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>>685578742
OH NO, WAIT DON'T LOL

>>685580009
>breathe in the herb
Now I just know you're a fucking stoner fuckwit. I've smoked weed plenty of times. I just know that it's absolutely pointless to do it every single damn day.

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I got three beautiful articulate kids you faggot. My kids will be throwing your dumb ass kids out the fucking window. That is if you can ever get laid you limp dick edge lord

>>685580124
Did I say that you fucking retard? You judge immediately on an anonymous message board to make you feel good about yourself. Consider euthanization

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>>685569074
>19
>beer picker at warehouse for a huge beverage distributer (35k, the overtime hours are fucking rediculous but im chill with it)
>single no kids (always wanted to be a good father someday)
> pay rent to my friend and his mom (easy af to save money that way)

>>685579999
>I don't know where the fuck I'm going.
A lot of people don't. You just need to chill and think about your life, man.

>>685579745
Just for cigarettes but quit pretty quickly. I'm comparison to the pay its not that major. Plus all the other benefits make it worthwhile.
My rent is only 400 a week, close to city and I have a room mate. So $200 a week really and just over a grand a week pay. Im A decent cook so grocery shopping so the way. Leaves me with around $700 a week just for being a janitor. And around 3 hours out of 8 or breaks a day because my job is easy.

Also get citizenship soon enough so will go to university for more or less free.
In the end the slightly higher prices are negligible considering how much better it is overall.

>>685580124
yeah but it is fun

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>>685580124

>>685579638

you are cancer

>>685580354
>always wanted to be a good father someday
It takes a psychologist to be a decent father.
It takes even more knowledge and effort to be a good father.

>>685580363
>just for cigarettes but quit pretty quickly
Good man. I used to smoke. It's just not fucking worth it. I recently went to a funeral of a woman who had two strokes, went into a coma and had undiagnosed stage IV lung cancer. She was a heavy smoker up until a few years ago. She was only 54.

Sounds like you've got your shit together though man. Good luck in life.

>>685580363
Sorry spelling and grammar. I'm drunk as shit.

>>685572410
And what do you do?

>>685580355
I do often. I'm 22 though. I feel like I'm failing hard at life and all of my friends are succeeding (barely have any friends anyway). Moving out, have girlfriends, getting engaged, getting their careers going. Why the fuck must I be the one to fail?

>>685580530
Yeah brother. Really ain't worth it in the end. Still enjoy the odd one on a night out but definitely feel a lot cleaner inside in day to day life without them.

>>685580740
I can't tell you what to do, but I'd eventually try and quit for good if I was you. I used to smoke for a few years as a teenager. I'm so glad I didn't get incredibly addicted and kept smoking for life.

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>>685580530
Chewing tobacco ruined my uncle's life. This motherfucker had it all but he got fucked on pain killers after his mouth survey from the chewing tobacco and threw it all away. Started stealing from his sweet golfing job, got fired, got divorced, his kids don't talk to him. He's got hepatitis and he owes money to the wrong people and it's all shit thanks to tobacco. He's adopted so fuck him. Lazy bitch

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Active Lt. Col. In the United States Army. Single with no kids.

Asuh dude

>>685580978
I can't tell if this is mocking me for using anecdotal evidence or if this is actually true.

>>685580860
Nah I know. I went from a packet a day to about 2 a month. It's not even an issue. I treat it like any other drug or a cigar. Just on special occasions. At this point if I had one on a regular day it'd make me feel sick. You really notice how shit you feel after having one when u go a few days without.

>>685581221
Yeah. It's amazing how quickly it fucks your lungs up. I'm not gonna lie I get temptations from time to time, but I'd rather continue lifting weights and improving my health.

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>>685579958

>>685579958
See is as proving you aren't a gargantuan faggot

>Recently turned 18
>Had all As most of the way through high school
>Mom is heavily on meth and starts selling shit and breaking things when she doesnt have her fix
>School is 30 miles away
>Get expelled by missing 17 days because my mom wakes my up a hundred times a night asking where her meth is
>in her pocket most of he time
>She just disappears one day
>Staying with my stepdad she cheated on
>Hes a really good guy, we've been best friends for years
>No job, no income
>I wanna fucking kill myself

>>685572410
What is mensa exactly once did a test there and i got an invitation but i didnt want to pay for subscription

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>28
>escort catering specifically to high profile clients
>hump Trump
>bone Hillary
>earn 30k per year

pic related: me

>>685581912
Sounds like somebody needs to Pursuit of Happiness that shit

seriously tho, 18 is so young you won't even think about it when you're 28

>>685582476
meth is fucking messed up though

>>685581912
(me)
>>685582564
You're totally right, never seen a drug fuck somebody up more than meth.
>>685582476
Besides wanting to kill myself, i know if i ever gain some form of ground i will never give up on trying to make something of my myself, wish me luck.

>>685583161
What made her even get hooked on it?

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>18
>not a virgin
>attending college
>never earned a single (honest) dollar in my life
>big fan of filthyfrank

>>685583880
Probably because shes had a pretty pitiful life, In highschool she was in spED because she had a learning disability. When she was younger 5 of her uncles molested her, and some took turns on her. My mothers side of the family is fucked up, but her cousins are pretty successful entertainers.
Dad divorced her because she tried to kill him and me and my brother. She ran off and i didnt see her for years until she met my 1st stepdad.She abused him too and he took some of it out on us. Later divorced him and got with my recent stepdad. His sister was a meth head and gave my mom meth so she could sell it to her. Stepdad loved her, but was too weak to tell her to stop or she has to go.
As for why im living with my mom, my dad got in a wreck and got schizophrenia from the brain damage he got.

>>685581912


22
>was working for a industrial roofing co.
>quit to take opportunites for better money
>turns out my dad had gotten fired after working the same job 30+ years
>he was getting up every morning pretending to go to work
>find out after i quit because my health insurance was denied at the chiropractor
>i was covered under his until im 26 WAS.
>turns out hes an alcoholic and addicted to opiates.
>wrecks two vehicles, sells every worthy thing he owns, including shit that wasnt his, like 3 or 4 grand in guns my brother had at the house.
>just recently my car got hit and run while i stayed at a friends house in town. Cars fucked.
>no health insurance
> no transportation
> no phone
>no job
I live in the boonies on lake erie so walking isnt really an option.

Just been floating on the lake, drinking, smoking weed and fihing my savings away. Watching my dad kill himself and mt mom abandon him.

21
working at 4 star restaurant as sous chef
make 65k/year
car not broken

>>685585632
Thats an unfortunate turn of events anon, Though i believe i may be fucked, i hope things get better for you, though i know it wont just miraculously just happen.

>>685585885
Ive been here, not with the family issues, but ive been down and out and got back up. Hope things get better for you too, where from may i ask?

>>685586243
Arkansas, stuck out in the boonies in a trailer.

>>685586338
Bummer, i will say that even though im not that far ahead of you, youre 18, a lot can happen in a couple years or even 3 or 4. Just meet people, be a good person, and itll find its way back. Dont pass on opportunities. Were not the only ones that deal with this shit, drugs an addiction is all over more now than ever, it should help steer our generation clear, probably not but should. Thats my pep talk

>>685586338
Lol can you believe non of these faggots running for prez even slightly mentions the drug crisis or medical industry? Theyd have my vote

>>685587222
nice trips, and yeah its pretty unfortunate that our leaders are either focused on tending to SJW man/womanchildren or doing to complete opposite. Our nation is fucked if we don't do something about the actual important shit instead of trying to make your efforts look meaningful by tending to extremists on either side.