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Fluffy thread?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Fluffy thread?
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Sure. Keep posting, stoopit.
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Buuump
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gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>685556027
No uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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I need an explanation
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I dont get this shit. Is it meant to be ironically cancerous or do you seriously post this shit and wank off to it
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>>685556721
Ironic cancer, the people that wank off to this shit are the un-ironic cancerous fags.
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>>685556936
Actually it's neither. Some people just like to feed that sadistic side of their minds.
Basically it's for people that are absolutely fucked in their heads.
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>>685554411
Nooooo
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
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does anybody have the one where the mom fluffy abandons the "poopie baby" and the owner takes it in and treats the others badly
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>>685557529
It's called good manners
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Anyone know what happened to the Riddick guy?
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Question for the anons in this thread:
What would you do if you found a Fluffy irl?
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>>685558344
Keep it.
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>>685556004
"If you're gonna touch my fluffy I'm gonna touch you!"
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>>685558344
Probably adopt it, these things are cute as hell. Also pretty inexpensive to keep
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>>685556721
It blows my mind when newfags see these threads and their first thought is always that it must be for jerking off to. Why does everyone immediately assume that?
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Anyone lurking?
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I dreamt last night that I cut off a hamster's head for no reason. Maybe I should take a break from fluffy abuse
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>>685558511
>>685558344
>>685558652
Use it to find the others, breed them like rabbits and release small "packets" of them into nearby urban and suburban areas. Good fluffies with me, smarties and ingrates out there. Watch as world shifts into dystopian booru reality while I can cuddle or torture my own stock at my leisure.
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>>685558892
Thats actually... really depressing coming from a family that lived paycheck to paycheck, dad only busting his ass working 4 jobs only getting maybe 3 hours of sleep all while keeping a smile on his face knowing he could feed and clothe us.
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>>685558344
Squeeze it empty, lube it up and enf the fuck out of it.
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>>685559156
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>>685558853
Because I'm jerking off to it.
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The life of a poopie babbeh
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>>685559156
Hey that's pretty good
sorry for memeing
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>>685559608
NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR MEMEING.
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>>685559928
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>>685559998
So close to quads holy shit
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>>685560102
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>>685560157
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Did that D&D themed comic ever get finished?
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>>685560404
oh shit nigga I forgot about that, fuck I don't think it ever did and its a shame too
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>>685558971
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>>685557217
It's for people that don't mind a little cruelty. The funny part is when others are utterly disgusted by it.
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>>685558344
Leave it there. I have a cat, and he's a pain enough of an ass. I don't have time to train a new animal.
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>>685561068
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>>685558178
no i saw it a couple threads ago it wasn't manners i dont remember the artist or the name though
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I will have my vengeance!!!
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What a bunch of faggots
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>>685561355
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>>685560717
>>685560404
Been two months since it updated, so I'm guessing it's been dropped.
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>>685561580
this comic had the most dissapointing ending ever.
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>>685561756
>>685561698
only if you dont read the tags for it. It was a fake ending
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>>685561454
A U T I S M
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>>685561909
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Is quickhorn still updating?
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>>685562206
heres the fake ending, just posted today so its the newest
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>>685561454
I was taken away as a young fluffy. The humans brutally beaten up and murdered my parents... and then they kidnapped me to a secret military base were I was harshly beaten, broken, scarred... they broke and cut off my right arm... I was fed gunpowder laced in my meals... but I didn't break, and they didn't want to kill me.

I then started to train heavily in their military and close-quarters combat, and I was ranked top class as a soldier. I earned 200 confirmed assassinations during my lifetime. ...but now it's time to stop. I escaped the base and made a safe run...

I was scarred during my childhood and now raised as a strong pony... I will seek my vengeance against humanity!
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>>685559156
Man with the plan over here, tell you hwat.
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>>685562559
I almost want them to keep it.
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>>685562745
anthro fluffies should be beaten to death
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>>685562745
>right arm
>right
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>>685562745
And here I thought fluffies couldn't get any more autistic
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>>685562782
kek the gray one
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>>685562745
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
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posting real life fluffies. You wouldnt torture a capybara, would you anon?
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>>685563220
I'm pretty sure they don't talk in broken english and demand things so no, I wouldn't
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>>685554411
Filename.jpg
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part 1 of a 8 part comic
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>>685563220
I'd eat a capybara.
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>>685563220
>Don't talk to me or my sons ever again
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>>685563463
brazil pls go
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>>685558223
>>685558179
Kekd at these
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>>685558344
I would keep it and love it. If it was a smarty or too annoying I'd just let it go. I like these threads cause I have a sadist streak
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YOU THOUGHT YOU CAN TAKE BOTH MY ARMS???
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>>685564054
If I found a smarty I'd just fucking step on it lol.
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>>685563397
please keep going
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>>685564214
A U T I S M
U
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M
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>>685564335
that's all I have. I'll post the rest as I keep making it.
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>>685564214
Ha.
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>>685558853
'Cause they're perverts and that's what they do with all the other threads.
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>>685558652
I was expecting abuse... that was the first comic like that I've ever seen. Warmed my heart :')
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>>685564424
did you post that on the booru yet?
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>>685564616
I always post it here in /b/ first, a bit of a tradition. I have now posted it on the booru.
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>>685564760
ah, so now i can say that indeed i know the muffin man
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>>685564940
Now you do

Got any request I could work in?
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>>685564471
^
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>>685565191
Reverse bullying. Have a mother or father fluffy abusing or treating a brightly colored smarty as a poopeh babbeh. They could be blind or colorblind perhaps.
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>>685565557
yes
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>>685563397
Keep going anon
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>>685565557
Ill get to it
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Sny milkbag picd?
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>>685562745
>right arm
it's the left arm autistic edgelord
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it takes more than slicing off my limbs
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>>685561454
>>685562745
>>685567035
But fr srs anon, this ain't even fluffy and you damn well know that.
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>>685567301
The military genetically mutate me into an anthropomorphic pony :)
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>>685567112
Really though, you should be proud of how autistic you are. These levels will astound doctors.
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>>685567556
:)
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>>685562745
So they turned you into a faggot. Science has gone too far m8
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>>685567463
anthro is bad and you should feel bad
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This anthro shit is awakening an even more primal rage than normal fluffies.
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>>685567983
this will help calm you down
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>>685567983
>>685567752
>>685567749
:)
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>>685565608
when did britbong fluffies become a thing
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>>685568105
Thanks m8.
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>>685567112
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>>685563521
Nice
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Someone make a comic of a fluffy getting beat the shit out of a black guy? reason being fluffy mistakes dude as a "poopeh hoomin".
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>>685568571
I think I've seen something like this before.
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>>685558344
>find fluffy on street asking for setting
>dafuq, a fluffy?
>pick it up, it says it's only special friend is near by
>I begin a program of testing these fluffies and making me of them
>I will keep the first to as pets
>they will be named Adam and eve
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>>685568571
That would be gr8 m8
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Now all we need is shitty deviant art hedgehog ocs and the autism will be impossible to top
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>>685568518
TIS MERELY A FLESH WOUND
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>>685569097
fuuuuuuck
you dirty nigger
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>>685569254
>not posting superior edit
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>>685558344
Just one fluffy would likely get the same treatment anons save for cats - hugs and food and shit. We'd likely keep it too.
But the point is that fluffies don't really exist as single creatures, they're so prolific and bad at taking care of themselves that they become annoying and unsanitary vermin extremely fast.

After encountering a thousand and stepping in their shit a dozen times we'd likely start murdering them too, I suspect most normies would too
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>>685562745
>fluffy
>without fluff
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>>685569337
You should write a book about them anon.
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>>685569327
i wonder if there would be a catnip equivalent for fluffies?
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>>685569567
There are so many things wrong with that picture...
And you nit pick the fluff?
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>>685569691
Sketties, nigger.
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Fresh baked oc
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>>685569941
they want to eat it on a genetic level, they even know what it is when they havent seen or had it before, but it isnt an intoxicant
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>>685569749
I think he was more pointing out the same thing I did; i.e: it's not fluffy, it's just furshit.
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>>685569966
very good.
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>>685569966
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>>685569966
nice.
>>685570244
even more nice.
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>>685569941
Not so the "sketties" itself, but the tomato sauce. Fluffnip would be tomato powder with some dry italian seasoning mixed in.
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>>685570244
alicorns really are monsters!
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>>685570520
Fluffy cunts treat them like monsters, but I see them as the next step in fluffy evolution. Smarter. Faster. More lethal.
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>>685570701
it would be interesting to speculate what the future of fluffies would be like if we factor in their communication abilities, their ability to eat almost anything, and how quickly they reproduce. They could either overwhelm an ecosystem and stay almost retarded or they could try to live in an harsher climate and become smarter and tougher.
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>>685570520
Would that fluffy puke semen?
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Rate my autistic artistic ability. By that I mean I tried and I can't draw.
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>>685571042
puke and piss semen? one could only hope!
>>685571110
he looks more angry than sad.
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>>685571110
MS Paint is not your friend. MS Paint is nobody's friend. Ever.
If you don't believe me ask Ringo Starr
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Anyone here who hasn't read the Sketti Land saga should go do that. Right now.

>>685571004
Especially you. It would probably be right up your alley.
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>>685571500
The sad part is that I drew this on my tablet with a stylus.
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>>685571630
im down with reading the comics, but im not sure if i want to read the fluffy stories and see how far that rabbit hole really goes.
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>>685571706
Nobody's friend
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>>685571874
Some stories aren't bad, I dare say some are well written. Then some other stories put your capacity to cringe to the test...
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>>685571706
Like the comics its kind of a mixed bag. Some good, some shit.
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>>685571963
ringos art is worse than his song writing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhokFOP8IH0
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>>685572307
I'm too drunk to chan anymore I'm lying down.
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>>685560102
Mfw 3 pictures in and this seems like a brilliant idea.
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Does somebody has the one about the bleach dye?
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Oy me flufftards, any bloke tell me what 685555555 get was?
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man im so bored of seeing the same images over and over which there was more flufft abuse material
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>>685573102
fluffybooru.org
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>>685573239
>writing a fluffy abuse story compilation
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>>685573102
there is over 1000 pages with multiple images and stories, but wading through the neck deep shit to find the winners is taxing
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>>685573222
gone through the lot man after a couple of months, theres only realistically 20% worth of material with any actual quality, I go there every other day now out of habit and usually only once or twice a week is there anything actually good up there

the stories can be so good but the amount of just utter garbage on the sight makes it a pain to sift though, doesn't help its search function is completely broken
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>>685573504
that's because unlike danbooru or other similar sites this one hasn't got an official tag library. If you tag something wrong in danbooru someone else notices and modifies the tags to fit the oficial standard
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>>685573504
there should be a separate section for the different genres, one for abuse, another for hugbox, another for stories and so on
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>>685573885
definitely, need to copy the good ol' chan method, split them into separate boards

won't happen though the moderators and hosts of the site are extremely lazy, I mean it always go offline
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>>685558344
I personally would take it to somewhere nice...Then kill it.
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>>685558344
this
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>>685574474
sounds like you want to date rape a fluffy
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>>685574697
>needs more piercings and special snowflake colored hair
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>>685574697

Nope. I hate them. I would probably buy one just to stomp it's head in.
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>>685575107
this is no time for selfies
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>>685576032
The real stalin would be standing gloriously over the carcass of a fluffy with a USSR flag coming out of it's eye
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>>685558344
Breed them, sell them. Would probably have a few nice ones as normal pets and maybe be an asshole to the asshole ones. Honestly, they seem to get over non-fatal/mutilating abuse pretty quickly so...
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>>685576209
Stalin would put fluffies to work and use them to feed the masses when they die. They want you to share everything you have and have no concept of capitalism. Fluffies are the perfect communists.
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>>685576533
whate are you on about fluffies are the most selfish creatures possible

fluffies = capitalism
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I have only seen these threads once or twice and I haven't quite gotten the point of them, so I'm gonna ask a few questions.

What emotions are expected from the viewer? Is it like a snuff thing?

And why hurt the fluffies?
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>>685576533
ah, but they don't give anything back and that is a sin for anything that's communism
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>>685576533
Fluffies would make terrible communists
They always demand things for their own personal use, give almost nothing in exchange for food and don't want to settle for basic resources like kibble instead of rich bourgoise food like spaghetti
Hell they don't even share food with their own children if they're the wrong color. They're closer to 3 year old libertartian capitalists
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>>685576533
but a fluffy can't even pull a plough, and a creature that can't pull it's own weight won't survive a communist regime
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>>685576886
>>685576768
yes, but that is by nature. A fluffy can be programmed to work for the glorious soviet union, the rewards of hard labor will be a trip to sketti land. Any time a soviet fluffy is seen begging, it will lose a limb. Eventually the fluffies will learn.
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>>685577113
that's a pipe dream as big as communism itself
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Can someone post fluffy charms made from real fluffies?
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>>685577050
>bourgoise food like spaghetti

mate, im in uni and spagehtti is what i fucking live off, its the cheapest thing to live off, dont understand why in all these fluffy abuse things its deemed a huge treat, if i had a fluffy I would make sure it didn't get fat but i'd feed it 'sketties' every day, cheap as fuck.
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>>685567112
Chop off more limbs, how far can this get.
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>>685576835
the most obvious reason is a stressball feeling, AKA cathartic sadism
fluffies are insanely stupid and often selfish and demanding despite being cute, so it fills a sadistic niche to see them suffer for daring to be dumb and naive

the more rational answer is the fact they're vermin, like rats. in most headcanons they breed extremely quickly and shit everywhere in city streets and homes, so getting rid of them is considered a good thing
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>>685577321
sketti, not ramen. Fluffies know the difference somehow.
>>685577259
I had an idea for a fluffy story the other night where a catholic priest determined that fluffies might have souls and therefore would need to try to convert fluffies. Sky daddeh loves you and will help lead you to magic sketti land if you behave. Bad fluffies go to the forever sorry box where the red bad daddeh hits them with sorry sticks all day.
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>>685577475
but isn't there a more...civil...way of doing this? Either way if they live they shit everywhere and if they die there's just gonna be dead fluffy everywhere.
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>>685577321
that was more or less precisely my point
to YOU, spaghetti is the cheapest nutritious food available, so you settle for it instead of expecting richer and more expensive food

to fluffies, who can survive and even get fat on much cheaper kibble and similar foodstuffs, it's a luxurious delicacy. In communism you're supposed to settle for the cheapest and most readily available resources, because wanting anything beyond that would be needlessly taking resources from the collective and give no other benefit than your own subjective pleasure
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>>685577321
spaghetti is like the ultimate fluffy treat because they have the mentality of a 3 year old and demand to eat the same shit a 3 year old would. It's programmed into their DNA, and they can tell what spaghetti is even if they were born in the wild and haven't seen a plate of it in their entire life.
It's what catnip is to cats, and I'd like to say it's what crack is to a crackhead but I don't think they're addictive to them
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>>685564471
> brown fluffy is the terrorist
kek
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>>685577321
Spaghetti is pretty damn easy to make. Just make a batch and you have a decent meal for a few day, if not a week. Some Parmesan and you're good. The most expensive part is the hamburger meat, and even then that's optional if you're poor enough.
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>>685577686
but it won't shit no more
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>>685577653
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/36804#search=author%3AFoalOut4
This story tells you about the results of such education
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>>685578240
Meh, good point.
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>>685558853
They aren't for jerking off to? But that's what I've been doing this whole time..
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Hope someone expands on the Petshop game. I'm gonna leave this on throughout the night and during work in the morning.

So far they're all decently happy except for the brown one on the left. He seems to get that I'm just going to ignore them.
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>>685577686
yup
a common story is about government installed disposers in which fluffies can put their own babies for euthanasia in exchange for spaghetti, which is the food they love more than anything else

in some stories the machines are actually shredders that immediately grind the foals to long thin strips that look like spaghetti, and plop it out for the mother to eat
though fluffies are so stupid she doesn't usually even notice it
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>>685578430
whatever floats your boat, wash your hands before touching your keyboard.
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>>685578634
Clever.
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>>685578634
some also mix the end product with something that sterilizes the fluffies as well. Helps decrease current population AND control future population
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>>685578403
Neat concept, and then the exterminators came in and everything stopped so the author could preach atheism.
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>>685578566
>googled this
>20 seconds in the fluffys have a ball
>what does the jalapeƱo do?
>they're all on fire
mfw
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>>685578566
I can't get the water or the food to work in the game. The only item that works is the ball.
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>>685571963
If you are who I think you are you fat-shit monger.
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>>685579138
The skettie, pepper, and banana works on for me, but they need to be in a certain animation. It's finicky.
Bomb knocks them back.
The music box has a guitar (they either riff sick tunes or try to eat it, feeling further depressed when it's not nummehs) and a harp (the either play it or get stuck until you free them... I don't).
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>>685578566
shieeet, i didnt know someone made a fluffy game
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>>685579694
It's incomplete as fuck.
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>>685579694
I don't want hair in my teeth.
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>>685558853
Because anything thats on this level of autism is typically made for sexual purposes, see fur-diaper fetish, vore, cockvore, inflation, gore, etc.
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>>685579979
thats not what you said last night, sailor.
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The game is fine, but it needs an hp bar for the shitrats
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Man, this is really making me want to replay Sonic Adventures 2 just for the Chao Garden, though I don't think I have it in me still to hurt them like fluffies.
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>>685580516
chaos are little faggots with punchable faces, but they aren't as dumb as these fuckers... some of them are at 0 happiness but 99 trust
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>>685580836
I think its the lack of the "shitting everywhere" that keeps me from hating choas. I had a Nanopet (poor-person's Tamagotchi) as a kid, so I always liked Pet simulators.
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Can these things be thought to not shit all over your house? If not who the fuck would have one?
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>>685581329
They can be trained and it's not too hard, but there's always the risk that they'll either be too distracted, lazy, or stupid to remember
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>>685581525
Having a pet that can talk I think would get really fucking old really fucking fast.
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>>685581660
Depends on the person really, but I agree. Haven't to hear "cutesy baby talk" may get on my nerves, but it's by design in order to encourage abusers to abuse.
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>>685581660
pretty much the same for me, id imagine it to be like having an animal that acts like a human toddler but never grows up.
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>>685581824
>Haven't to hear
alright, the right side of my brain's going numb. I need to sleep. Night. Leaving with an image from my favorite contributor, RQ
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>>685581660
It would be like having a dog that could tell everyone about the weird shit you fap to.
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>>685567227
the fuck?
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>>685580516
the red and black one that's lying by a pile of shit was the first one to crap, since then it only got kicked and set on fire while all the others got spaghetti and love.
Still need that HP bar tho
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>>685581824
Also they must be legitimately retarded. Even caged animals don't shit EVERYWHERE.

>>685581999
>letting your dog watch you masturbate

>>685582104
I guess I could turn a room into the fluffy room. If i just had more than one they should be able to keep each other busy. I do have to admit letting them breed and have babies and seeing them baby-talk with their babies would be pretty fucking adorable. Any smarties or pooprie babies they have I can let out my fucked up side on. But not in front of the others, don't want them to be fucked up in the head.

I wouldn't be surprised if we get to a point that we have pets like fluffies at some point. Of course we can hardly do stim cell research so that king of science won't happen for a long time.
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>>685582104
that's why they made fluffies retarded pal...
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