Anyone know what happened to the Riddick guy?
Probably adopt it, these things are cute as hell. Also pretty inexpensive to keep
Use it to find the others, breed them like rabbits and release small "packets" of them into nearby urban and suburban areas. Good fluffies with me, smarties and ingrates out there. Watch as world shifts into dystopian booru reality while I can cuddle or torture my own stock at my leisure.
Thats actually... really depressing coming from a family that lived paycheck to paycheck, dad only busting his ass working 4 jobs only getting maybe 3 hours of sleep all while keeping a smile on his face knowing he could feed and clothe us.
Hey that's pretty good
sorry for memeing
Leave it there. I have a cat, and he's a pain enough of an ass. I don't have time to train a new animal.
only if you dont read the tags for it. It was a fake ending
Is quickhorn still updating?
heres the fake ending, just posted today so its the newest
I was taken away as a young fluffy. The humans brutally beaten up and murdered my parents... and then they kidnapped me to a secret military base were I was harshly beaten, broken, scarred... they broke and cut off my right arm... I was fed gunpowder laced in my meals... but I didn't break, and they didn't want to kill me.
I then started to train heavily in their military and close-quarters combat, and I was ranked top class as a soldier. I earned 200 confirmed assassinations during my lifetime. ...but now it's time to stop. I escaped the base and made a safe run...
I was scarred during my childhood and now raised as a strong pony... I will seek my vengeance against humanity!
Man with the plan over here, tell you hwat.
I almost want them to keep it.
anthro fluffies should be beaten to death
posting real life fluffies. You wouldnt torture a capybara, would you anon?
brazil pls go
did you post that on the booru yet?
ah, so now i can say that indeed i know the muffin man
Sny milkbag picd?
anthro is bad and you should feel bad
This anthro shit is awakening an even more primal rage than normal fluffies.
this will help calm you down
It's not even anthro fluffy. It's just furry.
>find fluffy on street asking for setting
>dafuq, a fluffy?
>pick it up, it says it's only special friend is near by
>I begin a program of testing these fluffies and making me of them
>I will keep the first to as pets
>they will be named Adam and eve
someone say sonic?
Just one fluffy would likely get the same treatment anons save for cats - hugs and food and shit. We'd likely keep it too.
But the point is that fluffies don't really exist as single creatures, they're so prolific and bad at taking care of themselves that they become annoying and unsanitary vermin extremely fast.
After encountering a thousand and stepping in their shit a dozen times we'd likely start murdering them too, I suspect most normies would too
i wonder if there would be a catnip equivalent for fluffies?
they want to eat it on a genetic level, they even know what it is when they havent seen or had it before, but it isnt an intoxicant
even more nice.
alicorns really are monsters!
it would be interesting to speculate what the future of fluffies would be like if we factor in their communication abilities, their ability to eat almost anything, and how quickly they reproduce. They could either overwhelm an ecosystem and stay almost retarded or they could try to live in an harsher climate and become smarter and tougher.
Rate my autistic artistic ability. By that I mean I tried and I can't draw.
puke and piss semen? one could only hope!
he looks more angry than sad.
Anyone here who hasn't read the Sketti Land saga should go do that. Right now.
Especially you. It would probably be right up your alley.
im down with reading the comics, but im not sure if i want to read the fluffy stories and see how far that rabbit hole really goes.
ringos art is worse than his song writing...
Does somebody has the one about the bleach dye?
there is over 1000 pages with multiple images and stories, but wading through the neck deep shit to find the winners is taxing
gone through the lot man after a couple of months, theres only realistically 20% worth of material with any actual quality, I go there every other day now out of habit and usually only once or twice a week is there anything actually good up there
the stories can be so good but the amount of just utter garbage on the sight makes it a pain to sift though, doesn't help its search function is completely broken
that's because unlike danbooru or other similar sites this one hasn't got an official tag library. If you tag something wrong in danbooru someone else notices and modifies the tags to fit the oficial standard
definitely, need to copy the good ol' chan method, split them into separate boards
won't happen though the moderators and hosts of the site are extremely lazy, I mean it always go offline
I personally would take it to somewhere nice...Then kill it.
sounds like you want to date rape a fluffy
Nope. I hate them. I would probably buy one just to stomp it's head in.
Breed them, sell them. Would probably have a few nice ones as normal pets and maybe be an asshole to the asshole ones. Honestly, they seem to get over non-fatal/mutilating abuse pretty quickly so...
Stalin would put fluffies to work and use them to feed the masses when they die. They want you to share everything you have and have no concept of capitalism. Fluffies are the perfect communists.
I have only seen these threads once or twice and I haven't quite gotten the point of them, so I'm gonna ask a few questions.
What emotions are expected from the viewer? Is it like a snuff thing?
And why hurt the fluffies?
Fluffies would make terrible communists
They always demand things for their own personal use, give almost nothing in exchange for food and don't want to settle for basic resources like kibble instead of rich bourgoise food like spaghetti
Hell they don't even share food with their own children if they're the wrong color. They're closer to 3 year old libertartian capitalists
yes, but that is by nature. A fluffy can be programmed to work for the glorious soviet union, the rewards of hard labor will be a trip to sketti land. Any time a soviet fluffy is seen begging, it will lose a limb. Eventually the fluffies will learn.
>bourgoise food like spaghetti
mate, im in uni and spagehtti is what i fucking live off, its the cheapest thing to live off, dont understand why in all these fluffy abuse things its deemed a huge treat, if i had a fluffy I would make sure it didn't get fat but i'd feed it 'sketties' every day, cheap as fuck.
the most obvious reason is a stressball feeling, AKA cathartic sadism
fluffies are insanely stupid and often selfish and demanding despite being cute, so it fills a sadistic niche to see them suffer for daring to be dumb and naive
the more rational answer is the fact they're vermin, like rats. in most headcanons they breed extremely quickly and shit everywhere in city streets and homes, so getting rid of them is considered a good thing
sketti, not ramen. Fluffies know the difference somehow.
I had an idea for a fluffy story the other night where a catholic priest determined that fluffies might have souls and therefore would need to try to convert fluffies. Sky daddeh loves you and will help lead you to magic sketti land if you behave. Bad fluffies go to the forever sorry box where the red bad daddeh hits them with sorry sticks all day.
that was more or less precisely my point
to YOU, spaghetti is the cheapest nutritious food available, so you settle for it instead of expecting richer and more expensive food
to fluffies, who can survive and even get fat on much cheaper kibble and similar foodstuffs, it's a luxurious delicacy. In communism you're supposed to settle for the cheapest and most readily available resources, because wanting anything beyond that would be needlessly taking resources from the collective and give no other benefit than your own subjective pleasure
spaghetti is like the ultimate fluffy treat because they have the mentality of a 3 year old and demand to eat the same shit a 3 year old would. It's programmed into their DNA, and they can tell what spaghetti is even if they were born in the wild and haven't seen a plate of it in their entire life.
It's what catnip is to cats, and I'd like to say it's what crack is to a crackhead but I don't think they're addictive to them
Spaghetti is pretty damn easy to make. Just make a batch and you have a decent meal for a few day, if not a week. Some Parmesan and you're good. The most expensive part is the hamburger meat, and even then that's optional if you're poor enough.
Hope someone expands on the Petshop game. I'm gonna leave this on throughout the night and during work in the morning.
So far they're all decently happy except for the brown one on the left. He seems to get that I'm just going to ignore them.
a common story is about government installed disposers in which fluffies can put their own babies for euthanasia in exchange for spaghetti, which is the food they love more than anything else
in some stories the machines are actually shredders that immediately grind the foals to long thin strips that look like spaghetti, and plop it out for the mother to eat
though fluffies are so stupid she doesn't usually even notice it
>20 seconds in the fluffys have a ball
>what does the jalapeño do?
>they're all on fire
The skettie, pepper, and banana works on for me, but they need to be in a certain animation. It's finicky.
Bomb knocks them back.
The music box has a guitar (they either riff sick tunes or try to eat it, feeling further depressed when it's not nummehs) and a harp (the either play it or get stuck until you free them... I don't).
shieeet, i didnt know someone made a fluffy game
thats not what you said last night, sailor.
Man, this is really making me want to replay Sonic Adventures 2 just for the Chao Garden, though I don't think I have it in me still to hurt them like fluffies.
They can be trained and it's not too hard, but there's always the risk that they'll either be too distracted, lazy, or stupid to remember
Depends on the person really, but I agree. Haven't to hear "cutesy baby talk" may get on my nerves, but it's by design in order to encourage abusers to abuse.
>Haven't to hear
alright, the right side of my brain's going numb. I need to sleep. Night. Leaving with an image from my favorite contributor, RQ
the red and black one that's lying by a pile of shit was the first one to crap, since then it only got kicked and set on fire while all the others got spaghetti and love.
Still need that HP bar tho
Also they must be legitimately retarded. Even caged animals don't shit EVERYWHERE.
>letting your dog watch you masturbate
I guess I could turn a room into the fluffy room. If i just had more than one they should be able to keep each other busy. I do have to admit letting them breed and have babies and seeing them baby-talk with their babies would be pretty fucking adorable. Any smarties or pooprie babies they have I can let out my fucked up side on. But not in front of the others, don't want them to be fucked up in the head.
I wouldn't be surprised if we get to a point that we have pets like fluffies at some point. Of course we can hardly do stim cell research so that king of science won't happen for a long time.