Green Oculus.

Grey Sink. Im taking a shit right now

The pink blanket

>>685544133
blue dildo

>>685544133
Black Telephone

Black Beer. Btw, really great subtlety bragging about your gay porno vr headset

White cocaine

>>685544133

The purple 16fl oz bottle of Lubriderm

>>685544133
green charger

The Navy Tankard.

Eh, could be worse.

Blue waffle

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>>685544133
Not so subtle brag huh.

White Pudding.

Black Charger

>>685544445
So close.
Also, White Paper Towel

White Tomcat

Black Wrench

>>685544133
Grey lighter

white mouse

>>685544938
i want to kill myself now

The red galaxy s7 edge

>>685544133
No shirt soda can.

black mirror

The blue bookshelf

>>685545114
sounds like a cool party

Purple Cadaver
>tfw you work in a morgue

>>685544133
Red pillow

Naked Pillow

>>685544133
white multiverse version of me

Black Glass. Or if we're being specific, Black Wine Glass.

I guess I should have just went straight from the box this time

>>685544133
A sort of off white (maybe even a light taupe-ish (or is it cream color)) corpse.

The blue chair

The green titan x

>>685544133
Camouflage toilet paper

>>685544553

It's not just for gay porn tho

>>685544561
black coffee

>>685545316
>>685545182
Morgue buddies?
Or am I gonna need to clean up your mess and dress it in a nice suit?

THE NUDE PILLOW!

>>685544133
shirtless omega shred

Grey jeans

White girlfriend

>>685544133
the Black Trash can

The naked chihuahua

Grey remote

>>685544133
Nothing toilet paper... fuck.

black controller

Green wall D:

>>685544133
black kirby plush

black pillow

Orange carcass

>>685545398
>you'll never see the shit he takes care of

Black Controller

White Ashtray!

>>685545730
kek

blue cup

>>685544133
I am the night, I am BLACK WATCH

The blue tackle box

Grey Water bottle

White Teacup reporting in.

Complete invisibility in most catering/hospitality environments.

Ability to contain all blood spilled by my hand for use in easy clean-up and transporting samples for forensic analysis.

Liquid levels permitting: Ability to cause wet floor, useful when being chased, an on-foot oil slick.

Orange Jacket

White power cord. Fuck yeah.

Naked Dresser

>hehe

>>685544133
Hawaiian Trashcan

Grey Ziploc Bag

The Red Nigger in a bus

>>685544133
Black air.

red candle

White Sleeping cunt

>>685544133
black printer

Pink condom. WTF? This game sucks....Im going home.

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The White Woman.

>>685544133
Grey pillow

The Black Bug Spray

blue brita

>>685545087
shoot up a school first

Im naked at the moment blue bucket

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>>685546179
Women are NOT objects, sperglord.

>>685544133
Crimson Pillow

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Green Marijuana.

>>685546302
You're wrong

>>685546302

This faggot has artism

>>685545418
yes it is

>>685544133
The Yellow Screaming Homo

Shirtless Computer Mouse


...Okay...

>>685546314

Red blanket reporting :3

Orange raped prepubescent girl

Grey Lamp.

>>685545988
>>685545978
Kek

>>685544133
Red Jacket

I liek

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>>685544133
Nothing revolver?

>>685546302
hahahaha

>>685544133
Black courtain

black naked ass

...im ok with this

The black monitor

Green Lantern... Uh, well then...

Grey Computer

>>685546179
You browse /b/ with a woman sitting next to you? Aren't you afraid she'll get creeped out and tell everyone you come here?

>>685546179
Timestamp or gtfo

Also: Grey Wallet, this bread sucks OP

Naked toilet paper

Brown Toilet Paper. Guess what I'm doing.

>>685544133
blue nigger

>>685545087
Because he had to comment on someone getting a get? Yea me too, so much cancer.

>>685544133
black glass

the maroon window

Gray Remote Control.

I'll go by The Gray Clicker.

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>>685546302
>>>685546179
>Women are NOT objects, sperglord.
They are not objects, they are sammich machines.

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>>685544133
Black speaker...

>>685546832
what are you, gay?
He's talking about his silicone ass mold that he bought on amazon

Grey Death Star

Blue Ferris Bueller's Day Off Blu ray

>>685546854
God yer dumb. He wasn't saying that he's a woman, moron. He's saying the woman sitting next to him is the object to his right.

Can you count to potatoes?

Bluewater

>>685546832
virgin alert

>>685544133
Black and white couch
Meh

>>685547060
What the fuck did you just say to me? I want a time stamp of both of their tits together

The pink scotch. So fucking gay

>>685544133
Bareback Curtain

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>>685547270
>doesn't count to potatoes

Bare Baby

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>>685547060

DON"T TREAT OBJECT LIKE WOMEN, MAN

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>>685544840
This.

OP is a massive faggot. Even more so for getting a rift instead of the far superior vive. Sorry for your loss, OP

Gray bed

>>685544133
no balls
no shirt
>inb4 putin
and a basketball on my nightstand

>>685544445
same

No wall

>>685544133
grey phone

Cumstein

>>685544133
The Scarlet Bong

Red Toilet Seat. Is it bad to be proud of this?

red fat drunk passed out wife

Naked watermelon

>>685544133
Skin bed
Naked sitting next to bed

Tie dye electronic piano
Im going to kill myself

>>685544133
Black Mirror

Black Wall

>>685544133
Blue nightstand

red noose

Black tweezers

Black Laxative Milk XD

>>685544133

grey fire

I am the great blue piano.

Invisible vodka... Sweet

>>685544133
red beer

Grey Cranberry
:(

>>685544133
>blue shitter door

Grey toiletpaper

>>685544133
Blue orange peel
Wow

>>685544133
Blue mouse

Black Mouse

>>685545991
Great

Black Calculator

>>685544133
Shirtless Socks

The Black and Green Nazi Patch.

The Black Boot

Black Grenade

>>685544133
The Naked Laptop

The blue piano

hello
wtf is happen in the main page?
hacked or something?

The topless belt

>>685552695
Holy fuck are you two years old

>>685544133
SHITCOVERED NIGGER

The blue your sister.

>>685552793
men, explain something

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The Blue Bong. My super power is eating naf naf and knowing SNL trivia

>>685549852
sup, i'm blue wall. want to be wonder twins?

Flesh Bed.

>>685552888
I have two sisters, which one

Nothing my wife

The shirtless mask

it's a dust mask, people here wear them when they get sick

Black bag

Gray Fan reporting in. Oscillating power in standby mode.

Grey Phone coming to save the day

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>>685552940
gtfo pls

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>>685553005
>>685549852
we could call ourselves... the wonder walls...

>>685544133
Grey throwing axe or Grey axe... I can work with this.

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...

The Black Vape.

Great, I get to be a hipster superhero...

>>685544133
Red windows...
Fuck this game.

Salmon dad

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Blue cat.

My cats name is Blue.

>pic related

The Blue Table

Blue wall.

Red Tube. No joking.

Red Clock

>>685544133

None Sunglasses or None Vodka...?

Black Brother

Black M&M

Blue Cup, the cup is actually blue, too.

>>685544133
Black canteen

>>685544133
No bathtub

Green Shower

Black Fleshlight.

I'm cool with that.

I'm trying to figure out my superpower with that though...

>>685544133
black poster

>>685544133
naked wall

No Hotdog. :/

>>685544133
Grey Air

Blue Rubber

>>685545648
>>685547826
>>685549852
>>685553005
>>685553510
>>685555733
>>685554650
looks like we got our own justice league.

Behold...
>Green Pants

>>685544133
Hairy ketchup bottle

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>>685556481
black faucet

>>685544133
Charcoal MacBook

>>685544133
black toilet paper

>>685544133
Black Mushroom.
Not a bad porn name either.

>>685544133
Yellow Dr Pepper. ?!?!?

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>>685544133
Grey paper

The GreY Curtain

Red Soldering Iron

>>685544133
Red-and-Blue Striped Binder

Pink Dragon Dildo

Green cushion

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>>685544133
The black barrel of monkeys

Black rakija

>>685544133
Blue PC
perhaps I'm Deep Blue, i kill people by winning against them in chess.

Black Controller

>>685544133
Shit fungus
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

Black beer

naked beer

Black boyfriend

Naked Sister

Black Cyberpower.

So I'm a Teen Titan...

Black snake. I like it

Plaid Ice Pick

Black bath tub.
I'm pooping right now.

Black Nigger

Plaid Whisky reporting for duty.

White pillow
Sounds like a racist hero who always get beaten up by black people xD

>>685557982
You have to..hmm...explain some things to me.

Also, "Black Book"

Blue Metallic Paint

salmon router

>>685544133
Black banana

black mouse?

green treadmill