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Green Oculus.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Green Oculus.
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Grey Sink. Im taking a shit right now
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The pink blanket
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>>685544133
blue dildo
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>>685544133
Black Telephone
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Black Beer. Btw, really great subtlety bragging about your gay porno vr headset
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White cocaine
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>>685544133

The purple 16fl oz bottle of Lubriderm
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>>685544133
green charger
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The Navy Tankard.

Eh, could be worse.
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Blue waffle
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>>685544133
Not so subtle brag huh.
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White Pudding.
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Black Charger
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>>685544445
So close.
Also, White Paper Towel
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White Tomcat
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Black Wrench
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>>685544133
Grey lighter
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white mouse
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>>685544938
i want to kill myself now
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The red galaxy s7 edge
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>>685544133
No shirt soda can.
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black mirror
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The blue bookshelf
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>>685545114
sounds like a cool party
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Purple Cadaver
>tfw you work in a morgue
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>>685544133
Red pillow
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Naked Pillow
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>>685544133
white multiverse version of me
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Black Glass. Or if we're being specific, Black Wine Glass.

I guess I should have just went straight from the box this time
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>>685544133
A sort of off white (maybe even a light taupe-ish (or is it cream color)) corpse.
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The blue chair
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The green titan x
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>>685544133
Camouflage toilet paper
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>>685544553

It's not just for gay porn tho
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>>685544561
black coffee
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>>685545316
>>685545182
Morgue buddies?
Or am I gonna need to clean up your mess and dress it in a nice suit?
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THE NUDE PILLOW!
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>>685544133
shirtless omega shred
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Grey jeans
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White girlfriend
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>>685544133
the Black Trash can
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The naked chihuahua
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Grey remote
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>>685544133
Nothing toilet paper... fuck.
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black controller
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Green wall D:
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>>685544133
black kirby plush
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black pillow
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Orange carcass
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>>685545398
>you'll never see the shit he takes care of
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Black Controller
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White Ashtray!
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>>685545730
kek
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blue cup
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>>685544133
I am the night, I am BLACK WATCH
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The blue tackle box
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Grey Water bottle
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White Teacup reporting in.

Complete invisibility in most catering/hospitality environments.

Ability to contain all blood spilled by my hand for use in easy clean-up and transporting samples for forensic analysis.

Liquid levels permitting: Ability to cause wet floor, useful when being chased, an on-foot oil slick.
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Orange Jacket
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White power cord. Fuck yeah.
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Naked Dresser

>hehe
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>>685544133
Hawaiian Trashcan
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Grey Ziploc Bag
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The Red Nigger in a bus
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>>685544133
Black air.
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red candle
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White Sleeping cunt
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>>685544133
black printer
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Pink condom. WTF? This game sucks....Im going home.
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The White Woman.
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>>685544133
Grey pillow
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The Black Bug Spray
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blue brita
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>>685545087
shoot up a school first
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Im naked at the moment blue bucket
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>>685546179
Women are NOT objects, sperglord.
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>>685544133
Crimson Pillow
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Green Marijuana.
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>>685546302
You're wrong
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>>685546302

This faggot has artism
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>>685545418
yes it is
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>>685544133
The Yellow Screaming Homo
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Shirtless Computer Mouse


...Okay...
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>>685546314

Red blanket reporting :3
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Orange raped prepubescent girl
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Grey Lamp.
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>>685545988
>>685545978
Kek
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>>685544133
Red Jacket

I liek
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>>685544133
Nothing revolver?
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>>685546302
hahahaha
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>>685544133
Black courtain
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black naked ass

...im ok with this
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The black monitor
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Green Lantern... Uh, well then...
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Grey Computer
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>>685546179
You browse /b/ with a woman sitting next to you? Aren't you afraid she'll get creeped out and tell everyone you come here?
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>>685546179
Timestamp or gtfo

Also: Grey Wallet, this bread sucks OP
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Naked toilet paper
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Brown Toilet Paper. Guess what I'm doing.
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>>685544133
blue nigger
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>>685545087
Because he had to comment on someone getting a get? Yea me too, so much cancer.
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>>685544133
black glass
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the maroon window
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Gray Remote Control.

I'll go by The Gray Clicker.
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>>685546302
>>>685546179
>Women are NOT objects, sperglord.
They are not objects, they are sammich machines.
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>>685544133
Black speaker...
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>>685546832
what are you, gay?
He's talking about his silicone ass mold that he bought on amazon
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Grey Death Star
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Blue Ferris Bueller's Day Off Blu ray
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>>685546854
God yer dumb. He wasn't saying that he's a woman, moron. He's saying the woman sitting next to him is the object to his right.

Can you count to potatoes?
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Bluewater
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>>685546832
virgin alert
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>>685544133
Black and white couch
Meh
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>>685547060
What the fuck did you just say to me? I want a time stamp of both of their tits together
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The pink scotch. So fucking gay
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>>685544133
Bareback Curtain
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>>685547270
>doesn't count to potatoes
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Bare Baby
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>>685547060

DON"T TREAT OBJECT LIKE WOMEN, MAN
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>>685544840
This.

OP is a massive faggot. Even more so for getting a rift instead of the far superior vive. Sorry for your loss, OP
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Gray bed
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>>685544133
no balls
no shirt
>inb4 putin
and a basketball on my nightstand
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>>685544445
same
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No wall
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>>685544133
grey phone
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Cumstein
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>>685544133
The Scarlet Bong
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Red Toilet Seat. Is it bad to be proud of this?
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red fat drunk passed out wife
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Naked watermelon
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>>685544133
Skin bed
Naked sitting next to bed
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Tie dye electronic piano
Im going to kill myself
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>>685544133
Black Mirror
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Black Wall
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>>685544133
Blue nightstand
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red noose
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Black tweezers
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Black Laxative Milk XD
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>>685544133

grey fire
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I am the great blue piano.
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Invisible vodka... Sweet
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>>685544133
red beer
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Grey Cranberry
:(
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>>685544133
>blue shitter door
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Grey toiletpaper
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>>685544133
Blue orange peel
Wow
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>>685544133
Blue mouse
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Black Mouse
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>>685545991
Great
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Black Calculator
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>>685544133
Shirtless Socks
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The Black and Green Nazi Patch.
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The Black Boot
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Black Grenade
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>>685544133
The Naked Laptop
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The blue piano
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hello
wtf is happen in the main page?
hacked or something?
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The topless belt
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>>685552695
Holy fuck are you two years old
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>>685544133
SHITCOVERED NIGGER
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The blue your sister.
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>>685552793
men, explain something
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The Blue Bong. My super power is eating naf naf and knowing SNL trivia
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>>685549852
sup, i'm blue wall. want to be wonder twins?
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Flesh Bed.
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>>685552888
I have two sisters, which one
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Nothing my wife
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The shirtless mask

it's a dust mask, people here wear them when they get sick
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Black bag
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Gray Fan reporting in. Oscillating power in standby mode.
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Grey Phone coming to save the day
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>>685552940
gtfo pls
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>>685553005
>>685549852
we could call ourselves... the wonder walls...
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>>685544133
Grey throwing axe or Grey axe... I can work with this.
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...
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The Black Vape.

Great, I get to be a hipster superhero...
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>>685544133
Red windows...
Fuck this game.
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Salmon dad
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Blue cat.

My cats name is Blue.

>pic related
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The Blue Table
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Blue wall.
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Red Tube. No joking.
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Red Clock
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>>685544133

None Sunglasses or None Vodka...?
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Black Brother
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Black M&M
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Blue Cup, the cup is actually blue, too.
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>>685544133
Black canteen
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>>685544133
No bathtub
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Green Shower
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Black Fleshlight.

I'm cool with that.

I'm trying to figure out my superpower with that though...
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>>685544133
black poster
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>>685544133
naked wall
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No Hotdog. :/
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>>685544133
Grey Air
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Blue Rubber
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>>685545648
>>685547826
>>685549852
>>685553005
>>685553510
>>685555733
>>685554650
looks like we got our own justice league.
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Behold...
>Green Pants
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>>685544133
Hairy ketchup bottle
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>>685556481
black faucet
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>>685544133
Charcoal MacBook
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>>685544133
black toilet paper
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>>685544133
Black Mushroom.
Not a bad porn name either.
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>>685544133
Yellow Dr Pepper. ?!?!?
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>>685544133
Grey paper
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The GreY Curtain
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Red Soldering Iron
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>>685544133
Red-and-Blue Striped Binder
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Pink Dragon Dildo
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Green cushion
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>>685544133
The black barrel of monkeys
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Black rakija
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>>685544133
Blue PC
perhaps I'm Deep Blue, i kill people by winning against them in chess.
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Black Controller
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>>685544133
Shit fungus
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
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Black beer
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naked beer
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Black boyfriend
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Naked Sister
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Black Cyberpower.

So I'm a Teen Titan...
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Black snake. I like it
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Plaid Ice Pick
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Black bath tub.
I'm pooping right now.
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Black Nigger
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Plaid Whisky reporting for duty.
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White pillow
Sounds like a racist hero who always get beaten up by black people xD
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>>685557982
You have to..hmm...explain some things to me.

Also, "Black Book"
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Blue Metallic Paint
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salmon router
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>>685544133
Black banana
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black mouse?
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green treadmill
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